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/trek/
Chase Ortiz
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Oliver Ross
that's not how you start a thread.
Asher Cook
damn will riker is that thicc?
William Green
DATA SOMETHING'S GOT ME
Julian Nelson
I've figured it out
Spock Two > TwoSpock > Tuvok
Brayden Carter
Why does Michael Burnham have to face racism and misogyny from white males around her if there's no bigotry in the 23rd century?
Julian Lee
they still discriminate against retards
James Turner
So... they don't transform or anything? Just get some imaginary strength we can't visually are?
Robert Green
>Nana Visitor hated the Intendant's rubber, figure-hugging outfit, later claiming, "It didn't breathe at all." Between takes, she had to stand in front of a large fan to prevent her from sweating, as sweat tended to discolor the outfit.
imagine
Ryan Allen
>see*
Jack Sanders
Have you considered that she is a traitorous mutineer that started a war with the Klingons?
Not everything is about race and gender, tumblrina.
Kayden Mitchell
But the producers said that the cocky lieutenant who disregards her warning and gets BTFO by an asteroid in "Brother" was a mansplaining woman-hating racist. So I'm wondering how such a person can exist when the show has told us they do not.
Gavin Davis
She kinda mutinied twice. Teaming up with spock was probably traitoring too at the time. Why does this specific character keep committing crimes?
Aiden Young
I've been rewatching Voyager lately by catching random episodes on **tube and I have to say, it's better than I remember. Some good episodes I've seen lately
Tattoo
Nemesis
Mortal Coil
Timeless
Scorpion
Year of Hell
The Chute
Living Witness
Equinox
One Small Step
Body and Soul
Author, Author
False Profits
Pathfinder
Muse
Workforce
Fuck DS9 memers. I love DS9, but it has a really pretentious fanbase who love to overstate its strengths and double down on claiming that other Trek series besides TNG are irredeemable shit.
James Ramirez
The Original Series
>Pulpy Science Fiction Shorts
This is classic science fiction, like the ones you'd read in the old anthologies and magazines you could pick up back in the day. In retrospective they're kind of jewish, but usually not terribly bad and almost always entertaining. Each episode stands on its own and only a few things make more than one appearance. I imagine that watching this as a kid must have been a blast, not as great as reading even genre fiction, but still, pretty great. You have a pretty charismatic trio and everything. Zoomers should probably not bother with this shit as it won't feel very fresh to them and it hasn't aged well, but it could be watched ironically I guess.
The Next Generation
>West Coast Liberals in Space
According to reddit this was some kind of peak. In boredom maybe. The imagination and tone of the previous series is more or less gone here. Replaced with the foundation of the sanfran liberal mindset. All the characters are bland as fuck, the setting is now bland as fuck and no fun is allowed. No greek gods and no brains get stolen. Everyone is emasculated and effeminate. This is one of the most generic shows ever produced, it's blander than cardboard. Some rare episodes are good, but most of the time it's the kind of shit you watch when you've got literally nothing else going on. And the stuff that is good they eventually run into the ground with follow up epiosdes.
Deep Space Nine
>It's not Babylon 5, we swear!
Poor man's Babylon 5, but even that is superior to TNG in many ways. The characters are stronger, better written and they attempted big arcs instead of the completely episode based stuff they've done before which had a two parter at most. It's also got a literal space jew. But really, you'd be much better off just watcing B5.
Asher Barnes
Voyager
>Now with tits!
Star Trek goes femdom/feminist. Going full cuckmode we get a crew full of stronk womyn. It's awful. The premise is sort of interesting, as it was with DS9, but as usual that's squandered. There's no real difference between the space anomaly of the week we saw in TNG and the stuff we see in VOY. But unlike TNG this also has hot women, 7 of 9, in particularl. So I'd rank it higher. But other than the female focus it's really just a rehash of TNG. There's barely any big arcs, the premise almost never becomes relevant it's very heavy handed with the feminist stuff.
Enterprise
>See you in space, cowboy.
So they wanted to do some prequelkino tier stuff here, ditching the feminism in the process. I'd say that this show has the best Star Trek has to offer. It's not as aged as TOS and it's like a best of reel of the past series with the cancer removed. It's still sort of pozzed, but it's not nearly as bad as the other post-TOS shows. So you'd maybe think this would be a no brainer as the best show. Alas it's not, because they fucked up the prequel stuff with time travel bullshit instantly. Even so it's miles ahead of VOY and TNG, maybe DS9 depending on your preferences.
Joshua Adams
7o9 doesn't show up til season 4. most of the show doesn't have her, just mulgrew, jailbait, and permaPMS
Adam Davis
When will they do caitians correctly Yea Forums?
Isaac Price
>Furfag
Carson James
>reee anything that isn't a hairless monkey!
Jack Bailey
Seething furfaggot
Jace Stewart
Best 5 characters by series (that we've seen more than once);
TOS/TAS
>Spock
>Bones
>Kirk
>Mudd
>Chekov
TNG
>Data
>Worf
>Kurn
>Q
>Lore or Gowron
DS9
>Garak
>Odo
>Quark
>Bashir
>Kira
VOY
>EMH
>Janeway
>Neelix
>(no one else deserves a place on the list)
ENT
>Phlox
>Tucker
>T'Pol
>Archer
>(no one else deserves a place on the list - no, not even Shran)
DSC
>Nu-Mudd
>Ash
>L'Rell
>Lorca
>Nu-Spock
Joshua Collins
>seething
uh...
Daniel Powell
>/pol/post
>T'pol ever
>not Shran
>DSC
bait list guy your bait gets ever stronger.
Jaxson Clark
Quick someone tell me what is the best episode of Star Trek Continues and why is it Lolani??
Wyatt Fisher
The Mirror Universe one or the civil war one.
Nathan Butler
Noah Stewart
OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT TUVOK
He's better than Neelix
Jaxson Nguyen
Tuvok+Neelix makes the best episodes.
Joseph Peterson
Two Spock + Tupac = Tuvok
James Howard
Alexander Bell
Little somethin' for my son Sek and a little girl named Naomi Wildman
Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots
I give a holler to my sisters on Vulcan
Tuvok cares, if don't nobody else care
And uh, I know they like to beat ya down a lot
When you come around the block humans clown a lot
But please don't cry, dry your eyes, never let up
Forgive but don't forget, girl keep your head up
And when he tells you your logic ain't nuttin' don't believe him
And if he can't Kal-if-fee, you should leave him
'Cause sista you don't need him
And I ain't tryin' to gas ya up, I just call 'em how I see 'em
You know it makes me perplexed (no emotion)
When brothas make babies, and leave a young mother to be a pappy
And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it's time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don't we'll have a race of incels
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can't make one
He logically has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you're fed up ladies, but keep your head up
Keep ya head up, ooh, child, things are gonna get easier
Keep ya head up, ooh, child, things'll get brighter
Keep ya head up, ooh, child, things are gonna get easier
Keep ya head up, ooh, child, things'll get brighter
Caleb Garcia
Any good Riker fatfic?
Jason Diaz
Best season one episode of each series
>This Side of Paradise
>The Magicks of Megas-tu
>Datalore
>The Nagus
>Eye of the Needle
>Shadows of P'Jem
>Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad
>The Escape Artist
Juan Bell
Jaxon Harris
SHARE YOUR STAR TREK WISHLIST!
Star Trek 4 & further Kelvin timeline films...
> Drop the time travel plot line, both Kirks & the Enterprise & have a small scientific mystery oriented mission set while the Enterprise was being rebuilt at the end of Beyond. Cast is Spock, Bones, Scotty, Sulu (maybe), Carol Marcus & Jaylah. (Both females are sexualized just as openly if not as randomly as Marcus's bra scene in Into Darkness)
> Classic Birds of Prey are used, ideally for more then just a cameo.
> Klingons if used look as perfect as they did in Into Darkness in terms of make up.
> A Young General Chang played by Paul Bettany?
> The next villain isn't wasted like Elba was.
Picard's Show...
> While still flashy & impressive, the sets & art design look very different from Discovery.
> Kim Cattrall returns as a much older Valeris.
> If the Romulan's are used, both the Valdore & D'deridex class Warbirds are used.
> Is much more subtle, nuanced & mysterious then Discovery. Especially in regards to SJW-ism. No Trump or modern American political metaphors. There is no chance in the depths of hell, modern leftist writers will handle it with nuance or objectivity.
In general...
> If we get a notable female villain in ST4 or Picard's show, preferably one that doesn't have too much make up, Antje Traue (faora in Man of Steel) plays her.
> The legendary Kim Cattrall nude on the Enterprise set pics are released.
Camden Nguyen
wishlist: kelvin timeline never existed
Chase Ward
so how much of jadzia is actually curzon? they try to make it clear throughout multiple episodes that jadzia has curzons memories but is a separate person from curzon so why does she still treat sisko like they're old homies
Charles Mitchell
>The City on the Edge of Forever
>Skin of Evil
>Duet
>State of Flux
>Dear Doctor
Samuel Jackson
You can't talk about Star Trek if you couldn't be arsed to watched the Animated Series.
Just don't watch it dude lmao
Aaron Rivera
>it's a Jadzia says "You know, back when I was Curzon..." episode
>every episode she's in
Camden Myers
When are the Short Treks coming out? There's 6 of them.
Samuel King
TAS isn't canon
Owen Powell
TAS is explicitly canon.
Austin Edwards
Wrong.
Jaxon Walker
I want a show like Sealab 2021 but with TAS footage
Henry Peterson
TNG = VOY > DS9
Austin Gray
based
who even lusts after any other trek lady when kira exists
Kayden Hernandez
Christopher Powell
Kayden Reyes
Voyager was total garbage, DS9 brought some of the best characters to Trek
Aaron Turner
So are the terrans a human power-fantasy?
Caleb Ross
Oops I meant Enterprise
Brody Adams
Whats troubling is you go through hours of STTNG episodes just to get grabs like that
Thomas Rodriguez
>TOS
Neapolitan
>TAS
Pistachio
>TNG
Vanilla
>DS9
Chocolate
>VOY
Strawberry
>ENT
Rocky road
Jayden Perry
>go through hours of episodes
Breh, it's in one of the most classic of episodes
Oliver Allen
>STD
Jenkem
Brody Morris
Can someone please post the DS9 episode ranking infographic? And the VOY and TNG ones if you have them.
David Cooper
What was the real reason Tasha & Dr.Crusher quit the show so early?
Ethan Walker
They couldn't handle the Rod
Charles Fisher
Landon Roberts
Thomas Mitchell
Shameful!
David Turner
Josiah Long
This sucks ass. Trekashi6ix9ine is the reiging champion.
Asher Reed
Listen lady I just work here
Gavin Lewis
Cringe
Angel Lopez
Where's Bash?
Oliver Diaz
Noah Miller
Which one is the one with all the vulcans?
Ryder Smith
What do you guys think about the new Picard show?
*girlish giggle*
Connor Sanders
Andrew Davis
TOS and TNG has vulcans.
Nathaniel Nguyen
>too skinny
NEXT
Carson Jackson
Jaxson Flores
Camden James
Webms don't really make for good masturbation material as they are too short. You have to pause them to maintain focus and at that point, why not just post the best stills?
Jaxon Cooper
I'll eat tendies and talk about Star Trek with you any time brother
Camden Edwards
is /twek/ a frenly thread?
Asher Williams
~~ T H R E A D ::: C U L T U R E ~~
Aiden Clark
Yes, just be on the lookout for rude DS9 fans
Isaiah Clark
>a traitorous mutineer that started a war with the Klingons?
>posts Chakotay
You are one cheeky cunt, mate.
I dig it.
Isaiah Lewis
I actually prefer DS9 because it explores inter crew relationships ore fully.
Aiden Brooks
DATASOMETHINKSGOTMEEEEEEEEEEEE
James Myers
What are the best Star Trek parodies?
John Miller
>no empathy
Jace Nelson
ENT. Fuck Vulcans.
Jason Taylor
the porn one, post screens
Robert Phillips
Voyager is fucking kino, I hate anyone who hates on it.
Tyler Morales
>no hot captain when they could have chosen leah brahms
DROPPD
Brayden Fisher
Cameron Mitchell
screens of the girls. i'm not gay, ahah
Michael Baker
>he doesn't rate mommy Janeway
cringe
Robert Martin
Kevin Scott
Die.
Jeremiah Green
>raspy voice
>small tits
>hard faced
'tis a no.
Bentley Jenkins
Two words.
Wasted.
Potential.
Dylan Cook
i just wanted a f-fren
Easton Price
It discovered potential in directions no trek has explored before, kinographically.
Ayden White
All of those things apply to the Leah Brahms lady too
Zachary Myers
>alien race
>they all look alike
Christopher Long
NO THEY FUCKING DON'T
Leah is elegant and has a very kissable, enjoyable face. She also radiates true authority and power.
Jaxson Rodriguez
my queen
Adrian Hernandez
I wish I was like you. I came to /trek/ after finishing DS9 but before starting VOY. I wanted to believe it was all shitposting. And when I started VOY, I loved most of the characters and plot; Maquis re-integrating with Starfleet was my shit, and Chakotay is mah nigga.
But I'm in Season 6 now, and I've come to fucking hate this show as a whole. While I can appreciate misery porn, it feels like the writers go to great lengths just to make "everyone died, lol not really" episodes. After the events of "Demon" were effectively erased, I completely lost faith in the show. I've only seen a few eps since then; I can't trust VOY not to waste 40+ minutes of my times any more, and even as background noise it gets invasively annoying.
Thank god they got rid of Kes, but Seven is used as "the sex type thing" too often for me—usually in some annoying Jap-esque flirtation with Harry Kim, who otherwise is great in the later episodes.
Also, Paris x Torres is the most nightmarish pairing to ever last more than 1 season.
Respectfully, fuck VOY, and fuck you.
Juan Sanders
Can't argue with those digits
Joseph Cox
gross moles must not register on his VISOR
Dominic Sanchez
>ore fully
Is that a fucking joke about Cardassia's admirable, if temperamental, Bajoran labor force?
Justin Wood
fuck off.
Leah a cute! A CUTE!
Gavin James
Fiery Leah
intense
Henry Cooper
>that one user that won't shut the fuck up about The Royale
Nolan Hernandez
Leah's condescension gets me all giddy.
Henry Mitchell
It is the quintessential episode.
Eli Martinez
It doesn't make any sense.
Brandon Cox
The only things I liked about that show were the premise of a ship getting stranded in a quadrant of the galaxy that has never been explored, Neelix's cooking antics and 7 of 9's glorious body.
Austin Jones
Anthony Young
a comfy episode that felt a bit like a twilight zone ep.
Oliver Mitchell
>I created Faith in Dukat
>WHO ARE YOU
Landon Hernandez
Neelix's antics in all fields were 10/10. The Doctor was just a better more modern interpretation of Data with also his body being literally the ship kinda made for some interesting stuff. Tuvok was also good when combined with other more interesting members of the crew.
The Kim/Janeway/Paris bipolar femdom was a meta treat in my grown up years.
Jose Parker
>52 stars
Dubs picks the two new states
Trips stars WW3
Ryder Lewis
Please, elaborate. I have time.
Jason Lopez
I've always liked how it evoked a sort of sympathy for mortality. The planet created a haven for its alien visitor, but its limited understanding of said visitor led it to create a stylized snapshot of reality in the form of The Royale.
It's a kind of melancholy benevolence that gets my dick rock hard.
Nicholas Myers
>It's a kind of melancholy benevolence that gets my dick rock hard.
Colton Clark
You’d probably like Defending Your Life
Zachary Miller
~~ E L A B O R A T E ~~
Jace Reyes
bitch please we already got PR and guam.
Kayden Hill
youtu.be
Early 90’s comedy about an afterlife thats comprised of hotel lobbys, strip malls and conference rooms.
Ethan Gomez
>an afterlife thats comprised of hotel lobbys, strip malls and conference rooms
>mfw I wrote a short story in high school about Hell being just like this
Urbanite afterlife a best afterlife.
Christopher King
>It's a kind of melancholy benevolence that gets my dick rock hard.
Yeah it's like a monkeypaw or genie's lamp. For example "I wish I had enough water to last the rest of my life!" and you just drown
Nicholas Gray
I wouldn't describe either of your examples as "benevolent." They're more like a masked malevolence, where a perceived benevolence acts as a facade. I'm thinking more of "mercy killing" or "pity sex"; something along the lines of a gift given due to undesirable circumstances, or given to achieve a normally undesirable end that is only circumstantially preferable to other alternatives.
But your examples of what I'd call "masked malevolence" are pretty raw too, since they encourage competition and adaptation—two traits of sentient species which I, personally, value highly in the pursuit of perfection.
Landon Ross
T'pol more like Tit'pol am I right
Wyatt Wood
Robert Ross
How do we really know the aliens that left that astronaut there really were benevolent? It's just assumed that's all they knew of humans.
Justin Howard
Hudson Cox
Joshua Hernandez
Thomas Hill
Benjamin Ross
Don't give this fag a single (you)
Zachary Young
Damn I didn't even see that one. I watched in lower-than-HD and only webm'd eps from HD sources later. Nice.
Evan Garcia
hnnng
Elijah Powell
Evan Rodriguez
Parker Lewis
The only reason they are able to resolve the episode is because they found the book in the dead guys room. And who was that guy? Some astronaut launched in to space pre-warp pre-world war 3 and eugenics wars as evidenced by his big nasa space capsule parts and space suit emblazoned with an American flag. He miraculously found this worm hole that shot him hundreds of light years away?
Then you have the side characters and background characters and how the fuck would the entities understand what a bimbo is and a Texan oil magnate for that matter? How would the entities know how to create a complex interaction based on a bad book?
Jose Cox
there is no reason to watch Voyager pre-Seven
change my mind
Luis Johnson
Done.