What lies beneath your feet?

thick socks and crocs, is winter here

Hnng

And what of good Solonius?

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Post bad Solonius.

GODS SPREAD CHEEKS ONLY TO RAM COCK IN ASS ONCE MORE

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YOU
MAD
BITCH

CHECKED. BASED GANNICUS
>DEFEATED SPARTACUS IN A DUEL
>KEKED OENEMAUS
>WON HIS OWN FREEDOM
>LITERALLY DIDNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TRAINING JUST PURE CHAD INSTINTIC
>KEKED CAESER IN DUEL
>TOOK AN ENTIRE LEGION TO TAKE HIM DOWN
>FUCKED MILLION OF WOMEN THROUGHOUT THE SHOW UNTIL HE SETTLED DOWN WITH A GERMAN BITCH WHILE STILL HAVING A SIDE VIRGIN
>WON HIS OWN FREEDOM
>ALL THIS WHILE BEING 5'6 IMAGINE IF HE WAS 6'0

WHAT A FUCKING CHAD

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He stands with full hands.

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>settled down with the German bitch
Switch that around.

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An ocean of oil.

He cucked the german thoat girlfriend with sybill

Good taste.
Sibyl
Gaia
Saxa
Seppia
Old Naevia
Best girls

I know that was my point.

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>"There is no greater victory than to fall from this world a free man"

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You forgot Ilythia

Eh. She’s got a weird face.

lucretia best milf

her milks make it up for it

But she just oozes sex in a way that is irresistible
and those titties and belly my man

you could just have her wear a masquerade mask like she did with spartacus

carpet and lots and lots of semen

ARGGGH

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GANNICUS
GANNICUS
GANNICUS

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His ludus trains BEAR gladiators.

who /rapetwink/ here

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Constantly dominating his lessers. Is it any wonder every woman wants him?

>"You require severest lesson in who towers above you"
>just straight up rapes Caesar in the ass while his guards hold him down
>"Speak to my father and I shall spread tale of the mighty Caesar, taken like a WOMAN"
jesus christ

>Caesar, why are you not upon horse?
>....
>"I thought it best he lead the vanguard on foot, to inspire the men"

:(

how can i become as based as gannicus?

Never fucking lose

do you air grievance absent fucking cause?

Remove yourself from fucking path.

>last thing he sees is a roaring crowd and a smiling oenemaus

just

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set mind to purpose and present proper fucking challenge

>no sibyl or Saxa or oenemaus wife waiting
Meh.

I will NOT die in the pits
My cock was forged in Vulcan's flames I WILL FUCK THEM ALL

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>dies

>have a big FUGITIVUS tattoo on your face
>get matched up against the guy whose gimmick is to cut off people's faces and wear them after he kills them
never stood a chance
guy was going to get that face

Which episode is the most comfy Yea Forums and why is it "The Pits" ?

ITS NOT FAIR

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I know it's not a popular opinion but I like the episodes when they're hiding out in the Temple and recruiting the germans

true. Season 3 is pretty comfy not gonna lie. The temple episodes were great

Season 2

begone thots

I've been rewatching it over the last few days while playing Dragon Quest V

need to finish up season 3 tonight
might just finish the whole thing

shit you're right season 2
gods of the arena doesn't count I need to remember that

aaaggghhhh....

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COSSUTIUS NO

HE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN A PERFECT GUY BUT HE WAS /OURS/

god damn it you guys, now I'm going to have to re watch the whole show and jerk off like fucking 9 times to that scene in episode 3 with all the roman girls watching the gladiator fuck

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>that moment when Glaber sees Spartacus in the arena

this episode was so good

>when that guy made the virgin fuck a man covered in shit
I couldn't decide whether to be disgusted and hate him or be impressed for dabbing on a girl so eager to have sex.

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>can he do it again?
>make him do it again

TWO SIDES OF A COIN

I'M JULIUS FUCKING CAESAR!

somebody for the love of god post a webm of that scene

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it was the most based movie in the history of tv

Was good Cossutius in anything else?

With a face like that, he must be typecast as the most vile of men.

youtube.com/watch?v=g3ddFbBmFzk

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Sibyl is pure.

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>Was good Cossutius in anything else?
Yes

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you present challenge equal to piss and shit

It's the only role I liked Jai Courtney in.

I'M FUCKING JULIUS CAESAR!

why does he look like such a rapist

GOOD COSSUTIUS

Because he actually looks the fucking fag who is obsessed with the Grand Champion in Oblivion. I don't have that image saved, but I've got this which is similar

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imdb.com/name/nm1396997/

*taps shield*

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I'm watching Arrow (dont ask why) and Ashur literally playing an Australian Ashur with a boomerang.

>still being able to watch Arrow after season 2

how

And Spartacus played the weather villain in Flash

*jumps*

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one could say he is a BRINGER OF RAIN

CW shows have like 6-7 Spartacus actors and actresses

I heard the show was ending in a season and I sorta want to finish the ride (I stopped in season 3 previously.

YOU ARE OF SAME CLOTH AS METELLUS
AND MUST BE TAUGHT SEVEREST LESSON IN WHO TOWERS ABOVE YOU
It cracks me up to no end that all of Tiberius's (literal) fuckery is his twisted perception of the lessons Crassus is trying to teach him

first off, don't call my waifu a thot. disgusting term. secondly, fuck you

She’s loyal to Gannicus but sluts around when she’s single. Is that still considered a thot?

is that the one where original Gregor's actor gets his face cut off? loved that whole setting

yeah, he tries to rape Naevia and spartacus uppercuts the front of his face off for it
that's when all the germans are forced to pick sides and based Lugo declares he will fight for Spartacus

yea that's it. It also has Gannicus Kino

Bought the series on BD for $28 lads, even after having the entire series on my HDD. One of the few that deserves my cash.

does the BD have deleted scenes like i read somewhere i can't source? i wants to pay monetary tribute too

MEAT
CUT
FROM
MY
OWN
FUCKING
HANDS

Pic related was my favorite character.

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i dunno guys, i mean i liked barka and his twink but... they fags. still felt real bad for them in the end. especially when pietros hung himself.

His twink got NETTED

Barca got it bad for sure.
>obeys Batiatus and kills the kid
>tells Pietros he didn't to make him feel better
>Ashur gets wind of this
>pays that shady fuck to fake a message saying the child was found and is being returned to Capua
>Batiatus freaks out and kills Barca so he won't be implicated
>it was me, Ashur, the author of all your pain

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>tfw there are unironic ashurfags in this thread RIGHT NOW
i get it if people just enjoyed his shameless fuckery but they genuinely defend him based on the mockery he dealt with as a crippled ex-gladiator (even after knowing exactly how he brought it upon himself)

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My ejaculate for Doctore

I wanted his BBC so bad

The girls and guys on this show were all hot as balls

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>just finished a rewatch
my life is absent fucking meaning once again

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God I love that reaction

It's been so long I've forgotten - why did Ashur even do this?

I don't remember Barca giving him any grievance worth this kind of payback.

>Ah, that this were the arena...
>YOUR BLOOD WOULD DISHONOR THE SAND

>I see you kneeling before a great red serpent as the life drains from you

Ashur owned him money, because crixus and spartacus beat theocolies

>hatching such a convoluted scheme to have Barca killed just to get out of paying an honorable death
fuck ashur for real

*honorable debt

cant remember the exact line, but ashur mentioned odds of spartacus and crixus winning being 1:1000 or something, with barka replying "i would wager coin" and he was going to use that to purchase his and petrios freedom

>when it starts to look like Batiatus might put 2 and 2 together and not kill Barca he just stabs him in the shoulder to make him freak out while nobody's looking, leading the guards to pile on him

What's strange is that Batiatus and Lucretia both say that Barca wanting to buy his freedom is "a betrayal in itself"

like he's not allowed to do that, they wouldn't have allowed it. I guess Barca was not aware of this.

>Good solonius, giving his all in the Arena

>You once won your life on these very sands, perhaps good Solonius will fare the same
>"I would not expect it"

What dangles below your bat?

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i need a gif

ALL ABOARD THE RAPE TRAIN

CHOO CHOO

ROMAN CUNTS

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He could have, but that was ashurs whole play, make sure Batiatus is pissed at Barca

he was not absent skill

ITT,post your IQ and favorite Spartacus character
For me
>IQ:215
>Fav:Crixus The Undefeated Gaul

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this show looked like total shit sometimes

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>She looks like she fucks...

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Based

>undefeated

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"no"

CONSUL OF ROME

celts

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Nor will to live

White bois

SHE WAS MY WIFE

>in Season 2 when Spartacus and a small group of his best sneak into the arena, disguise themselves as romans, and burn the whole fucking thing down to help Crixus and Onemaus escape
one of the best moments and you don't hear it talked about too much
also Gannicus being there as their executioner

>the music that swells when Gannicus comes in
Kino.

>tfw HQ webm version of this

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These threads sometimes contain humble lesson of how legends can inflate

You will often hear people say that Ashur fought 4, 5, or even 6 of Glaber's men by himself.
In reality he only fought 3.

This is still impressive though, considering they are in full Legionnaire gear and he is in a fucking loincloth

And he was considered lowest among the brotherhood

Would that I had an army formed in your base image.

Roman soldiers aren’t impressive

Based. Deserves more (yous)

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full of horsecock

Sand?

...

AS GODS SPREAD CHEEKS TO FUCK ASS

blessed thread

It's meant to look like like a cartoon. It's basically a fantasy series

I DO BELIEVE A BLINDFOLD WAS MENTIONED.

I will fuck your corpse

>Hahahahahaha

With what cock?

>Hahahahahaha

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This is the Roman version of jumping the shark.

this was so fucking kino
the speech spartacus gave later was absolutely Yea Forums

you're supposed to laugh at how ridiculous it is you retard, you think the people making this were trying to make chernobyl or something?

i wants based too

>Spartacus! My office!

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Gross.

based good solonius poster

rewatching season 1 and it does not hold up at all the. the cheap green screen and cgi blood.

Not the same actor...

>doesn't hold up
it wasn't even good cgi at the time... it was always cheap looking but got away with it because it was kind of tongue in cheek

it's literally the episode in which that season turns from dogshit into something decent

>I want your gladius and your chains. You're suspended.

I did it all for the nooky

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All woman want Bad Solonius.

You're going to the mines, McNulty

Lucretia wants to leave Batiatus and marry Bad Solonius, but she hesitates because she knows she's unworthy

Aaww man, I really enjoyed this show.. back in the time befor I got redpilled.
...I want back.

And your other chains

but rome wins

this poster stands fucking roman

They crushed the rebellion but the third servile war also lead to major reforms in roman law granting slaves the right to life and legal protection from violence and mistreatment on the part of their owners, the use of slaves in general dropped dramatically too.

Indentured servitude is superior anyway

that was all ceaser, he was a very smart person

>THE CHILD IS YOURS!
was she bullshitting?

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I don't think so, the timing works and you'd think if glaber was well fertile he would've knocked her up already

Glaber cant produce a son. All those years with Ilythia as wife and you think he didn't cum inside every time?

the more I think about it almost every main character in the show is a victim of infidelity

>varro
>crixus
>onemaus
>batiatus
>glaber
the list goes on and on

I'd happily watch an alternate universe series in which Spartacus decides to stay loyal to Batiatus, and Lidia hijinks continue.

YOU STAND FOR NOTHING
AS YOU ALWAYS HAVE

for real though this was close to happening if only spartacus hadn't noticed the lack of a wound on the carriage driver

the ludis is so comfy, and seeing it improve from gods through to the end of season 1 was great

somebody post the corrupted gif with the chick and oenomaus
i know one of you has it
its been years

only one never faced the bitterness of a cucking

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you forgot Crassus, by his own son

Haven't rewatched in a few years. Better to rewatch in release order or chronological story order?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PSIUoenGqIg also F for Good Cossutius

The way he says
>COSSUTIUS!
fucking kills me

also watch it in this order
Season 1
Gods of the Arena flashback half-season
Season 2
Season 3

Fuck me, that video

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Bad Cossutius.

good cossutius IS bad cossutius

no such thing

4K HDR Dolby Atmos edition when?

raimi needs to remaster the evil dead series, the spider man series, and xena and hercules he's got a lot of shit to do

Gods of the arena first but skip the first 10mins of the first episode, then watch the rest in order.

Is it still on netflix?

yeah

Good, might rewatch.

thats not bad, might do that on next re-watch, never done it chronologically

depending on your country shit might be cut, minor stuff but still, be warned

I did it on my first rewatch a few years later and it felt better that way.

Close your mouth before more shit falls out like piss from cock

ashur owed barca money and also barca kept pissing in his food when they were unmarked

cant believe torpedo tits hasnt been posted yet

lol barca was such a based faggot

a grievous oversight easily rectified

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My cock rages on.

wrong one

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Rob Tapert created Xena/Hercules. I believe Universal still owns the rights.

>torpedo is missing
You had 1 job

yea i'm doing that next time

>a grievous oversight easily rectified
Another grievous oversight easily rectified

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Raimi and Rob, same as this is Raimi and De'Knight

>started my rewatch yesterday
>The Thing in the Pit is the upcoming episode
I'm excited as fuck lads, haven't seen it in 5 years.

Who is that? Perfect tits

Greatest show of all time, none stand it's equal. Begs the question why it has not been turned into a rpg a la Ryse/KC:Deliverance.

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its torpedotits, and her one and only role

I want to know more about her body of work

thats it mane, all of it

Begs the question why their is not a single good roman 1/3rd person game, they tried once but the funding got pulled so it sucks

Lucretia going over the Cliff at the end of S2 is pure Kino.

I actually expected him to fall of the cross. Anyway, a weird scene. Did he die immediatly after that or did he linger on for a day or two, slowly dying of thirst while shitting himself? Did he hear the crowd roaring the entire time or did he become lucid again realizing his pitiful death?

>the end of S2 is pure Kino
ftfy

took a few days usually, at least 24 hours, you die from suffocation

GANNICUS THE UNKEKED GAUL

There is a board game based on the show.

that could've been the moment he was about to suffocate, thats what I'll continue to think anyway

Gannicus the uncucked celt, fucks sake get it right

youtube.com/watch?v=O26umFqvH54

Best ending of any show ever.

Best girl

its incredible that ending montage, their was a version without credits once, can't find it

Solonius gets lucky in the Arena and fucking kills Spartacus. What happens next?

at last the gods remove cock from fucking ass

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nothing really he's still disgracedat best he is thrown out of the city, all his possessions are still forfeit, better scenario Good Solonius helps spartacus who helps him escape, and he helps them take down Good Batiatus, although Bad Solonious always waits in the shadows

>Andy gets the very last line of the series.
Fucking beautiful.

Imagine the gods had willed us 3 seasons of Andy.

>just finished it
Pure kino. I would have no problem rewatching it immediately.

Too kino for this world.

I have done this thing because it is just. Blood demands blood. We have lived and lost at the whims of our masters for too long. I would not have it so. I would not see the passing of a brother, for the purpose of sport. I would not see another heart ripped from a chest, or breath forfeit for no cause. I know not all of you wish this, yet it is done. It is done. Your lives are your own. Forge your own path, or join with us, and together we shall see Rome tremble.
I have done this thing because it is just. Blood demands blood. We have lived and lost at the whims of our masters for too long. I would not have it so. I would not see the passing of a brother, for the purpose of sport. I would not see another heart ripped from a chest, or breath forfeit for no cause. I know not all of you wish this, yet it is done. It is done. Your lives are your own. Forge your own path, or join with us, and together we shall see Rome tremble.
I have done this thing because it is just. Blood demands blood. We have lived and lost at the whims of our masters for too long. I would not have it so. I would not see the passing of a brother, for the purpose of sport. I would not see another heart ripped from a chest, or breath forfeit for no cause. I know not all of you wish this, yet it is done. It is done. Your lives are your own. Forge your own path, or join with us, and together we shall see Rome tremble.
I have done this thing because it is just. Blood demands blood. We have lived and lost at the whims of our masters for too long. I would not have it so. I would not see the passing of a brother, for the purpose of sport. I would not see another heart ripped from a chest, or breath forfeit for no cause. I know not all of you wish this, yet it is done. It is done.

Solonius is a god among both the Romans and slaves. He takes Rome and leads us all into a golden era of fortune.

Or at least old Naevia.

AHEM
Fuck Rome and fuck slavery

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i want to rewatch this but i get too sad because of Andy

Suffering the tragedy is all part of the experience.

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>watching the Andy doc after watching the series
God that shit is rough, the clear desperation as his condition worsened was a consistent punch to the gut.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yv0cUeRSIPc

It was horrible seeing him as a walking skeleton after the chemo treatment. People like him with rising careers and families die young while wastes of flesh like Boogie are alive and well.

What happened to her?

>*instrumental of Michael Jackson's "Bad" continuously playing in the background*

Literally ALL of them are super hot. How?

That scene was so good.
Ashur overall was one of the best characters in the show.

She left because she didn’t get paid more.