High school sex scene

>high school sex scene
>start feeling regret welling up and skip it

Anyone else?

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Also this isn't a joke or meme, I'm watching stranger things and literally just did this

Seems kinda dumb, as long as you’re fucking now there’s no point in stressing. You are fucking now, right user?

haha... no... no

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sex is overrated
change my mind. protip you literally can't

Regret what?

shut the fuck up and post simpson threads

>high school romance movie
>main girl stays a virgin

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Sex won't help you escape your thoughts. You have been cursed with introspection and will never be like a normal person. Embrace it and learn to see the beauty in melancholy.

Sex looks disgusting so I don't care.

Anal sex and anal creampies are a lot better then jacking off.

Satisfied

Sodomy is a sin tho

I feel this way about any high school scene. Even the bad ones where the nerds get bullied or someone gets date raped at a party or whatever. I missed out on all that because I was a problem autistic kid so had to go to special school.

I am an incel but for some reason I have no regrets for my school years.
I was too fat and stupid to do anything.
It couldn't have gone or been any other way.

The fattest ugliest Asian actress in the world

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Even if you are though you still missed out on awkward teenage sex

>Anyone else?
yes, you and every other white guy here.

This but with any scene.

This. Prime pussy juice is vital for development. If you didnt fuck in high school, you will be a loser forever, even if you manage to score an old hag who pitty fucks you for

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if that's the fattest, ugliest Asian actress in the world then all actresses should be Asian

I don't feel like I've mentally left middle school, so no

it could be
but having your partner and lifelong companion suddenly come up from behind and scratch your scalp and hug and caress you is far from overrated

>fuck blonde highschool cheerleader
>she was one grade over me
>feel fulfillment for the rest of days
sorry anons

This but unironically

no lol i had lots of sex in high school
too much, in fact

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Cheerleaders were the sorta weird girls of middling attractiveness when I was in high school

God I want to die

Its just fiction, user. Make believe! People don't have sex in hs!

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>high school sex scene
>replay it

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>almost-30 gymcel living parents
>get shitty grocery store job
>underage qts are the most impressed by my muscles
Should I buy a baller Honda with reclining seats and go for it? I haven't actually tried to hit on girls since I thought I could only get hags my age and mommies, but these little hoes seem to like my physique. On the other hand I could wait till I'm 30 for official wizard status and internet points.

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You're right, sex is overrated.

What everyone here really wants is the acceptance and validation of a woman that they're 'good enough'.

In terms of how it feels, sex is great but it's not going to change your life. It's the emotional lizard-brain validation of having 'nature' deem your genes good enough to be passed on.
I can't even imagine what that must be like, year of year, feeling your youth and best years pass you by and knowing that the chances are only getting lower and lower and that you've not done enough to warrent the attention and affection of a woman even once. That rejection, that fundemental primal confirmation that you're a failure.

It's no wonder incels are the way they are. I'm shocked when I hear anyone has made it to 25 as a virgin and not ended it all.

This is some severe roastie projection.

>I'm shocked when I hear anyone has made it to 25 as a virgin and not ended it all.

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Only topped by that healthly dose of COPE.

Hahaha just imagine that

DELET!

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>obsessed with incels

Get help bro

Based

Become a wizard

have sex

>guy likes a girl
>she actually likes him back
immersion ruined

obsessed

>black "people" scene
>start felling disgust and turn the propaganda off

>these posts
This is how I know it’s obvious you’re lying incels. You act as if sex is a holy grail, the final goal. It’s literally nothing special, I honestly wish I kept mine for my wife, who I would gladly take a bullet for. Sex is only meaningful when it’s with someone you genuinely care for, not girls who wanted to fuck me as a one and done deal.

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>who
whom

Thanks man, didn’t notice. Still, my point is made.

Must feel good being chad

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delete this

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>be 23
>get blowjob from 15 year old a couple of times
It was like getting everything I missed out on in high school.

I'm starting to think women like to watch romance films not primarily to fantasize about being loved by a high status male but to fantasize about being worthy of love, like they are capable of offering love in return. They know they're not capable of true love and devotion, but they watch movies to build confidence in their ability to fake it.

i'm past that

regret because you stuck your dick into something you really didn't want or didn't stick your dick into anything at all?

>yes obey fellow goym
>eat, only a little bit, sleep, only a little bit, work your ass off, sex only in missionary mission for the sole purpose of procreation post marriage between a virgin woman, and worship my divine ass all the time or suffer for all eternity !

i skip a lot of sex scenes but i think it is a Freudian response i have because i used to watch horror movies with my dad when i was young in the early 2000s when tits were guaranteed in a horror movie

>mfw I try to make sense out of how the penalty for that is life in prison where I live and there are several modern industrialized nations where there's nothing illegal with it at all

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>have lots of friends in primary school (grade/middle school for you yanks)
>kinda weird and geeky but everyone knew me and was used to me so no problems
>move
>not too far away though, still within range of the secondary school that most of my year are going to
>nah lol let’s move you to the high school where you know no one, that’s clearly gonna go well for our kid
>proceed to continue to b myself because no one had problems with it back where I was
>completely different clique, immediately shunned go through the next 5 years with almost no friends
>go though 5 groups on under two years in college because I don’t fit in
>now I just bounce around friend groups, with bad social skills, no girl skills, no gf constantly contemplating suicide
T-thanks mum and dad, for making a decision without my input that destroyed my life

Yeah wish I'd spent more time studying.

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My parents had a choice between me being the oldest or youngest in my class (summer birthday.) They chose for me to be the youngest and then I skipped a grade as well. You literally can’t have a normal life when you hit puberty two years after your classmates. I wouldn’t be surprised if most all chads were just the people who hit puberty first in middle school and then just snowballed from there.

I did it with stranger things also but not because of regret. I had those experiences and even got the true ending but the way they were sexualizing the kids this season seemed like they were just rolling with public perception and didn't fit the nature of the show. I know people will say "b-but breakfast club." Yeah every genre of film existed in the 80s. Pretending switching from Spielberg to teen movie trash is dishonest and uncomfortable for those who are aware.

Yeah it really didn’t help me being born literally a week before the cut off so I was the youngest in my year. I’ve literally never met anyone who is younger than me in a school year.
At least my parents learned their lesson and moves my sisters into the primary school so they’d have friends entering high school. Thanks for making me be the guinea pig I guess.

Because I never got the experience that came before and after sticking your dick in something back on high school.

>high school sex scene
>start feeling disgust welling up and skip it
all the time op

>tfw got X from all the finals

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>was actually in relationships in high school
>had sex quite a few times
>local colleges had shit for scholarships, so I had to move halfway across the country to go to school
>immediately become a hermit, only leaving my dorm for food and class
it's been three years

Sex doesn''t make me skip the scene in movies or tv, it just makes me wish I was currently having it at that moment sometimes. But the feeling fades rather fast.

Except for Euphoria. Euphorias just like watching decent softcore porn. Its hot

havent had friends since junior high school, virgin of course and im almost 27 now 3 more years bros

Stop having sex then :^)

>have no friends
>made a suicide pact with myself that if I don’t have any by October that I’ll helium mask myself
>less shocked about the fact I made the pact than the fact I’ll most likely go thought with it if it comes down to it

Congrats on getting away with it

>regret
>not disgust
Idiot.

>Of course it is. It's been ruined for a long time, since the beginning. You will never represent, Raphael, a young girl's erotic dream. You must take your side; such things are not for you. Anyway, it's already too late. The sexual failure, Raphael, that you have known since your adolescence, the frustration that has pursued you since the age of thirteen will leave an indelible trace in you. Even if you can now have women - which, quite frankly, I don't think you can - that won't be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You'll always be an orphan from those teenage loves you never knew. In you, the wound is already painful; it will become more and more painful. An atrocious bitterness, without remission, will end up filling your heart. There will be no redemption or deliverance for you. That's the way it is.

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Good man. Unless your wife is a skank, in which case you're also a fool. Know any 30+ yr old men who want a girl who hates the idea of having children and religion, has dark grey morals, and would never cheat? No, right?

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>fat braceface has gotten more action than me
just

This fucking sucks, anons. I know how you feel. I was a wimpy manlet in high school, but I grew 4 inches afterwards in college, jaw got better and my confidence boosted. Fuck high school.

So anywhere outside America ?

Actually, younger girls don't know how to take care of themselves and have bad hygiene.

That is good shame we are feeling

why so many incels on Yea Forums?

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I skip even kiss scenes.

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Painfully, grueling redpilled.

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Is this from something? Cause it sure is accurate.

Houllebecq's Whatever. There's a somewhat decent movie adaptation of the book with the author playing the protagonist.

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Thank user

based

You're welcome.

Also, Houllebecq doesn't actually play the protagonist. Foggy memory on my part, so my bad.

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have abstinence

you ever wonder if you’re projecting, user?

i’d be your friend user :)

t. woman

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Your problem was that you care about your outward appearance.
I'm not saying be an asshat and be rude, I'm saying you do what defines you, and if others dont like that, who cares? You shouldn't.

bump

That’s why I don’t watch these movies.

on the upside our perception of time accelerates
we'll all be dead before we know it

nah