Just when you think he's about to go nuclear, le scheming man turns out to have played all of us like a damned fiddle
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PUNISHED CURTIS
BALLROOM DANCER’S BACKUP PLAN
Where the fuck is the stream lads
STILL WAITING youtube.com
It is what it is partner
GETTING LAIRY ON A FRIDAY
COME JOIN THE LADS
smashcast.tv/BigLadDeano
smashcast.tv/BigLadDeano
X
New home lad, Twitch got nuked
>people doubted Maura
Based
Lads have you noticied the cheeky cunts at ITV make the ads much longer for the start of love island. It is 5 minutes of regular ads with like 2 minutes of itv ads
Don't mind me. Just posting the most interesting girl in the whole house. Tum te tum
You walk into the club and this guy asks your gf to shave his bum
What do you do?
Arite lads. Just in from a few pints after work ready to watch some roasties get btfo with you lot
Wahey
Excellent choice. Life doesn't get better than this ..... sadly
His mum's on holiday?
you would do if it was the most popular show on your channel desu
Amber is the hottest girl in there by a country mile, if you disagree you're a poof
LMAO YMCA
ITV saying what were all thinking, Curtis is bent
Curtis scowling in the into couples
Would you let Ovie fuck you in the ass if you meant you got to fuck every other woman in the villa
Gay or bi men can't answer
When do we get to see Anna take a BBC???
ANNA TRYING TO PLEASE 2 MEN AT THE SAME TIME
Post them chebs
amber is getting split by ovie
more like when do we get to see Ovie and Lucie on BLACKEDRAW
Is Michael's body achievable natty as a white man
I’m sure Curtis is a psycho
Amy has no chance with any other guy
Can someone explain how this show isn't scripted?
honestly it blows my mind how much im addicted to this show now it's part of my daily routine and i can't stop the episodes always manage to build up to some sort of cliffhanger i don't understand, even when im home drunk at 1am and have work the next day i end watching it on my phone before sleeping somehow.
No other show has done this to me before.
yet i still feel embarassed to say i watch it in public in front of normies even though i know they watch it too
TIDY
>TIDY
TIDY
>TIDY
TIDY
>TIDY
TIDY
>TIDY
TIDY
>TIDY
TIDY
>TIDY
>fucked it, lads
Reminder not to shop at coop
Curtis confirmed not Jesus
Tesco express mogs co op
You're not Jesus Christ
>someone saved my webm
based, have another
checked and based
Based
Reminder to shop at waitrose
That and the lyrics young man are you listening to me whilst Amy was chewing his face off
Cheers la
ey fuck you buddy co-op salt and vinegar crisps are god tier
Bet she gives a great teary bj
Amy is getting furbabies
I'd fuck him in the ass and show him how much of a beta twink a 6ft 7" man can be
Amy is pure cope
struggling with mental health right now
anyways respect to Curtis for cutting it with Amy
You are funding the gays buddy
>I'll prove all them faggots wrong by becoming one
cheeky jordan
I say this from the bottom of my heart, I hope you are truly suffering and you eventually do the right thing for yourself and most importantly the rest of the world, and kill yourself
Bumder by proxy
>He's taken my future away from me
>implying they wouldn't be shilling for neonazis if it made them more money
DO NOT FEED THE NONCE
>DON'T FEED THE NONCE
DO NOT FEED THE NONCE
>DON'T FEED THE NONCE
DO NOT FEED THE NONCE
>DON'T FEED THE NONCE
Based
>maybe just try a little bit more
legit could strangle anna
and that's me out, keep them coming lads
have sex
lost my respect for Amber now that she's crying
Amber deserves it
>Rate myself a 10 on everything
whenever guys at the start tried to crack on with her she kept asking them WHY!!!? "WHY DO YOU LIKE ME"
her shit test has failed
>George
fuck me george is a mong
Good chat
LMAO
stop having sex with kids you nonce
George has the charisma of a drywall
Nonce
Personality of a wet sock
>George looks like a ubermench but is actually a total autismo
lmao
MAURA MAURA MAURA
Crack on Maura
she knows whats shes doing
Maura you sexy seed planter you
lads we all know end game is Maura and Curtis, Tommy and Lucie
George is class actually, mad autistic bastard
Maura is a superstitious weirdo
Anton not getting enough screentime for my liking
B A S E D M A U R A
Amy - "I loved my single life now I'm ready for a guy that is literally perfect in every way"
is he literally /pol/?
And yes it’s a racist term
have you given your nightly thanks to Maura for being the best islander on the show?
george has literally negative stat points in banter. hes like a robo-chad
did somebody say just eat?
Dirty tranny strawberries
for me, it's prawn cocktail
tea audit lads
post em
>girls expecting the perfect guy after riding the cock carousel for years
George has and will never have to make any effort.
/pol/ is full of self hating mutts
>amber calls michael a dead ting and acts like she doesnt care
>still crying 2 days later
even if women act tough on the outside theyre all weak on the inside
Literally no one from casa amor has a personality
Have the edited out the huge mole on his face in this pic kek
>michael gets an upgrade
>jordan beats giganigga
>two scheming chaotic evils hook up
>amber gets giganigga pipe and stops gaslighting everyone about based michael
truly the best timeline
Reminder that the girl in the Just Eat ad is Kesha
Better than salt and vinegar.
#FREETOMMYROBINSON
yes indeedy
desu prawn cocktail are fucking god tier
kek, perhaps whoever ran this up did .... well spotted la ... pun intended
...
Amy - I've never had a boyfriend but I've been fucked by 11+ different men
Straight into the nonce wing
remember when swansea city fc were in the premier league
those were the days. probably never coming back
kek, this definitely seems accurate to the kiwis i've known
lmao
Is he back in jail?
Based
cringe. piss off you nonce
Who the fuck is this guy?
Lmao has he snuck in
>Let's swap
AMY NOOOO! You don't know what you're doing
>ovie and george conversation
LITERALLY FALLING ASLEEP LADS
threadly reminder that Yea Forums is the entertainment arm of /pol/
Only Soul crew in this thread, no jacks allowed.
A: Lucie, Anna, Amber
A: Basketball BVLL, Ubermensch, Tommy
Aye right back in. Daft cunt got the grooming gangs case thrown out and himself jailed
The Aryan and African unite
georges snack is the alex's cars of this season
Based Ian
>putting Lucie with dirtbags like Anna and Amber
Again though? How long he get?
More like media is the strongarm of globohomo
LADS
WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE SNACK
Weight is lifted of my shoulders
Kek
up to 2 years I think
A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED
>A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED
A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED
>A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED
A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED
>A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED
A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED
>A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED
Maura's pusy
Amy still begging for him back lmao
Curtis is a terminator
looking right at it
Amy ffs let it go lad
Lucie's chebs
>Pathetic.skinner
>No.
HAHAHAH
this too
I miss ubertard tom
>... no
Can someone do a Deepnude of this? I've got the app on my laptop but it's too far away for me to do
>You need a serious amount of plastic surgery
Amy is so cringe
Amy is drowning
Should Curtis shave with that hairline at 23?
Bad craic like, 20 years from.now we will all be getting jailed for accusing grooming gangs of rape and I am not joking
CURTIS ENDING AMYS LIFE
curtis has best hair in the villa fite me
OUCH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
HE DID IT, HE WENT NUCLEAR
REMOANERS HEARTS
underrated
lmao literally every casa amor guy getting dumped
mine's worse at 25, i just use fringe cover up game
Jesus Christ Curtis, just vaporised her cerebellum
ruthless
his hairline isn't particularly bad and it seems pretty thick, I think he's just got one of those widows peaks
Would honestly crease if Iain Stirling was found dead lads
B A S E D
agreed desu
His hairline isn't half bad, he just has the hairstyle of a gay 19 year old and it's effeminate as fuck
My hairline is horrorshow
Maura is drenched
>very manly
>"I can't imagine ANYONE marrying or having kids with you"
fucking hell Curtis
honestly got depression and anxiety lads
who the fuck is this lewis cappaldi shitcunt?
>tfw
you cant go around just accusing everyone of being rapists murderers whatever its the same as women claiming theyve been raped and ruining the accused life
6'7 and getting mogged by a toilet brush. The absolute state of ovie.
should never have listened to Tommy he was just spouting back the meme advice curtis alway dishes out himself
BM/WF advert, imagine my shock.
Reminder to never trust the Irish
his mannerisms arent but he's got a massive skull and frame, he mogs most other guys in the villa despite never lifting
Lewis Capaldi deserves a death
Unless NZ women are all gay those statistics just don't work
no wonder Amy checked out the next day, she got fucking BTFO
youre ugly, nobody likes you and your football team is never getting back to the prem, i would be depressed too
Imagine being Tommy and knowing every girl in the UK wants ur dick
Source on 190 being a nonce ? I'm new here
these girls only accept the total package
youve gotta be 6'4, handsome AND have 10/10 banter and then tell her shes a queen 24 hours a dda
I generally dislike the Irish, but Maura has done nothing wrong
he doesn't know, that's the point of the show
Sarah still the hottest girl on the show
Will that get to you before Beast Hunter?
I hate this fucking cringe olay couple
aftercare team got their work cut out here
imagine being hughie fury
not a love island chad like tommy
not a world champ boxer like tyson
JUST
we all get one
Except they were literally all rapists
>all the people in the world are from New Zealand
Really gets the noggin joggin. Based retard.
EVERY DAY IS GROUNDHOG DAY
Honestly it's best to filter him out and not mention him
10/10 would cream all over her face tho la
You really doubted me huh . . .
>imagine being Tommy and banging Lucie on easy mode instead of Molly
Two hundred and second for Hayley a cute
CUTE
Hughie Fury has managed his own career badly
Should never have fought Pulev that young, with that cut on his eye and also in Bulgaria.
I understand he’s a fighting man and will fight any man in any car park in any country but nah, got to be smart in boxing as well.
Amber should date white men
Normies push him as the funniest fucker alive but he is just an ugly little twat
Imagine Tyson Fury with his personality, height and boxing skill with Tommy Furys face and body. Would he be richer than mayweather?
Think this was a pretty well known case in that town
based
>Just Eat ad is Kesha
no its fucking not when i google it she doesn't appear
Have the grooming gangs actually gotten away with it? Fucking hell I didn't come to /lig/ for a blackpill
They’d never be able to satisfy her.
Oh fuck inside source has confirmed Craig David is en route to the villa???
Nah I've only seen absolute munters liking him
hed probably be prime minister by now
Hahaha
Hughie used to be british heavyweight champ and challenged for a world title so he's not doing that badly
No because Tyson is like 9 inches taller than Tommy.
Amber is too fit
Not gonna lie lads, Amber is beautiful when she’s not acting for an audience
LES FOOKIN AVE IT
no because he’d be a big stiff idiot with Tommy’s body
CURAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIG DAAAAVID
Broken Amber is so cute lads
yeah ypu combine Tyson's height with Tommy's physique
lol retard
she's hot, but not worth the hassle
oh no I want them back together now
I think the whole of the UK does desu
you literally know nothing about boxing
blog on
it's called a mature hairline
amber still wants the michael D
Not too well versed, from what I heard it became too much of a shitstorm to prosecute without cunts crying racism
micheal's done Amber a massive favour in checking her ego .... maybe she'll be less of a cunt in future
Didn't read it properly, my bad lads
Probably yes then.
is ovie really about to get mogged by a manlet
this is one small step for manlets, but one giant leap for manletkind
This. Michael’s a lad
get this cunt off the show
This country is dead and I have nowhere to go
Kek
Silent justice are tracking him currently
Mate it's a bad Jack Wilshere hairline
Serious replies only
What would be the plan for me to get with Amber?
I live in Manchester right now and feel like I'm good looking enough to do it
Anna is looking very Lynchean
>state of those slags
Nice trips though
Imagine if Curtis took roids and smashed the gym like the other lads
Jordan is too good for this fat balding Iranian
Covert to Islam and reap the benefits
You cant anymore she will make too much money after this show to fuck a non rich person
Chellsx on insta or something. Proper Essex slag. Doesn't do findom though
we are in the EU you can move to any country you want. go to holland and bang some giantesses
fuck off you spas, I was just pointing out how the guy read it wrong
Curtis’ nose pisses me off
Lovecraftian more like
Move to Newcastle. And be white. Don’t be a beta and take her shit. Act like you don’t care. Get her ‘banter’
not legally yet, we have courts for a reason
stalk on insta etc.
get liked comments, replies and flattering reciprocation
profit???
What do you mean user?
hes proof you dont need to desu. hes just a normal lad but a bit taller and theyre all over him
And he fucking beat Parker witj his skinny fat Peter fury boring jabbing
Anna’s fake ass is shit tier desu
Go to Bigg Market on a Friday night and get yourself a carbon copy
Be black.
what's findom?
CHAAALIDEESH
pretty sure she's kafkaesque
Get into newcastle uni and go on nights out till you bump into her.
Not that I've considered it
We have court of law so muslim peado bastards can have there crimes swept under the carpet and make it against the law for media to show the world what they did.
Skipped gym today lads because I was nackered from work, now gonna have to go Sunday to make up for it eh
Too 5 minutes famous now to even read her insta comments, probably could've done it before she went on love island
did somebody say just eat
callipygian
>state of you retards
Paying a slag to take your money, saddest shit about
Hughie makes more money than literally any MMA fighter apart from McGregor so he's probably okay
>meet 80,000 ppl in our llives
and i want almost all of them dead without exception
They've literally gotten away with it as the case has been dropped due to racism
What did amber mean by this? Is the date with Ovie just to make Michael jealous?
Financial domination, you give the girl control of your bank account and stuff
Proper mental
official intelligence rating of this season (by reality tv standards)
s tier
>jordan
>anton
a tier
>michael
>curtis
>maura
b tier
>amber
>danny
>molly
>joanna
c tier
>everyone not mentioned
f tier
>amy
>anna
>tommy
>ovie
flaming dogshit for brains tier
>george
thoughts?
OOOOH TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY
i fucking hate adverts that have nothing about the fucking item theyre trying to sell. this nescafe one is a good example. some dumb fake story that has nothing to do with coffee then they shoehorn the fucking coffee in 3/4 into the advert
Footie or a bit of rumpus boys, what's it gonna be?
Alexa, smash my fucking bollocks
>flaming dogshit for brains tier
>george
thanks i keked
Remember us user, you have brothers out there
Lol.
Lucie tried to talk to Dolph in bed
He turned over and went to sleep.
AryanChad ain't interested.
How long before he has her sleeping on the sofa so he can spread out?
why are brit adverts so cucked?
pretty accurate
The UK is a fucking joke
The ones that annoy me more are adverts inside of adverts. Fucking unreal how bad it has got.
Ovie has patrician taste
Just want to violently mutilate Iain Stirling lads
he's also really good looking with great skin, great hair, great jawline and slayer eyes
he's one of the few who can get away with acting like a ponce and not being shredded while having women gushing for him
He likes black girls. Check his interview before he came in
GRIM
>implying I'm retarded enough to believe this shit is real
fuck sake Anton
>I don't think I deserve that
you asked for it you dumb bitch
do this fag Anton actually think any woman finds that attractive?
want a deep voice like ovie lads
WHAT ON EARTH IS AMY DOING TO ANTONS ASS?
Based anton
shave it ya fecken slag
thx user
Shit episode tonight lads desu
That jewish operative broke the law, good riddance
It is real, unfortunately
>not going to gym at least every other day with no exceptions
ngmi
Literally me
Absolute boss move from Anton. Shaving is one step away from rimming.
same
FUCKING CHEEEEEEEEBS
Wrong imo. It's an artificially limited pool of men, and if you're a single female there's an increased risk of eviction. His social value within the villa is higher than outside - discounting the fact that he's now got higher outside status by merit of being a reality tv celebrity.
What did she mean by this?
ON U GO JORDAN SENNN
Pretty weird ngl
ovie is gonna murder jordan
fuck jews and fuck jannies
loooooooooool ovie not even picked because of him
>Message!
Based Don't be a menace reference
business idea: lucie shouts out IVE GOT A CHEBS and gets her tits out
Fair play to Anna here desu nice thing to do
ovie is cringe
QUICK WHAT IS WIERD SONG PLAYING WITH THE VOICE EFFECTS
>Ovie loses Anna and Michael gets back with Amber
Ovie will be the biggest cuck of the series
>Michael gets back with Amber
I'll lose respect for him if he does that to himself
>lanklets have been lying to me about being irresistible all along
found it nevermind, it's a bit shit
My old manager was found dead on holiday. Please say a prayer for him.
R-R-Remember me guys?
...
Guys?
The deadest ting in the villa is defo Anna's scalp, makes me wanna gip
now that's profetic ... checked
would pay to see that
Imagine if Ovi just walked over and lifted jordan out of his seat and took his seat and had his date with anna
based or cringe?
What was it tho
Limmy
Rip
ovie is beta as fuck m8
young men .....
The preview from the last show now is absolutely fucking aids
They literally showed the best part in Maura
Worst episode this series without a fucking shadow of a doubt
R.I.P
Lanklets when will they learn
is this shareef cosplay?
thats why jordan is so into her shes too tall for him to see it
>GIll
is she indian?
Who Do You Love by 5sos and Chainsmokers
>’eyar mate what the fuck are yuh doin yuh nob!?’
>watching VR porn in a library
he's taking danger wank to the next level
Get yourself to a nice right-wing country like Italy mate
LOL OVIE PIED AMBER TO THE SHADOW REALM
Seriously, WHY is it ALWAYS Floria? Is it something in the water, the culuture - honestly what causes people to do shit like this? This is next level crazy
>ovie is beta as fuck m8
t. don't let your nuts drag
OVIE A MASSIVE CRINGEBAG
how do you fuck up being a 6'7 BBC
Her old man's from Trinidad.
Afro, but could be some Indian in there.
>Ovie the best friend of the girls
>Can’t get Anna,tries to get Amber
>Can’t get Amber, tries to get Michael’s sloppy seconds in Joanna
OH NO NO NO NO
black twitter is seething
What a fucking neg
Cringe everytime Ovie goes into an accent
Maybe Poland
>Jordan and Anna back
>Michael and Amber back
>big nigga takes new girl
ideal situation
What the fuck was that
>Tommy acting like 6’8 is tall when his brother is literally 6’9
>Tommy recycling jokes he uses about his Brother now about Ovie
Gill is a Scottish/Irish name too mate
If Ovie was white making that accent people would cringe so hard
>Ovie and Joanna leave
Kino timeline
how would goldblum do in love island
Obviously you fucking moron
Ovie seems alri
Anna is a waste bin
Tysons height is exaggerated hes like 6'7 1/2
>warming up to absolutely everyone even the people I totally hated like Anna
what is happening lads
Met him at a charity do once, down to earth and VERY funny.
Dya reckon ovie watches anime
cuck everyone
Editing
Ovie is a legit beta letting Jordan steal his girl and having amber as his best mate. Yikes
do you ever wanna know what goes around in people like george and ovies heads, like what do they think about
CRAIG DAVID KINO
BASED CURTIS
BASED MAURA
>has bants
would mog george hard for sure spesh if he grew his hair out a little like
STOP SHOWING THE BEST PARTS IN THE PREVIEW YOU FUCKING PRICK EDITORS
Who this half breed dynamo looking cunt?
Can I get a reeeewind?
What a shit episode
Really want to see Maura fucking rattle Amy now
this show would honestly be fucking nothing without Maura
Maura you minx
>amy going full nuclear
Could Maura get any more based?
MONDAY
TOOK HER FOR A DRINK ON TUESDAY
Can we have some more white people in the villa? Holy hell.
sad there’s no love island tomorrow now and I mean proper love island
All black people do
would you?
fucking lol
BO SELECTA!
Ovie x Amber are too good together tho
love island with craig david. now this is fucking british kino
when the crowd say bo, selecta
CRAIG DAVID
Yeh I called this? Any fucking recognisinon from you lame incels
it's just Craig David coming in to MC you dafty
post best craigey d choons lads
youtube.com
Amy: reeeeeee you never danced with me
*dances with Maura the next day*
night faggots .... and have a good rest of your weekend
Anecdotal but I know a window cleaner how towers over everyone he meets and claims to be 6'4. He met Tyson once and got a picture and Tyson was head and shoulders above him. literally made him look like a boy. 6'9 is no exaggeration
Nar virgin
Reminder Craig David genuinely blames all his life failures in this scetch
>tfw Curtis has known all along that Maura is best girl and will lead him to the final
Devilish lad
all the other boxers in press conferences wear big heels and boosters and shit
Notice in weigh ins they won’t take their trousers off
later lads, fuck the jews
surprised there wasn't a vote tonight.
They need to get four (ideally 6) people out of there.
you too mate, have a good one boys
BASED BASEDMIND
yes chad
so are you just trying to build up your (You) reaction image collection or what?