/stg/ Stranger Things General

>WHO HERE
>WANTS TO SEE SOME FIREWORKS?!?!?!
burgers are so silly

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10/10 season. Loved it
>yfw you CAN'T change my mind
Seethe harder fucking worthless piece of shit

You're the worthless piece of shit you worthless piece of shit

Coming here, talking bullshit and pretending not to be a worthless piece of shit, what the hell

*changes your mind*
pssh nothing personal kid

wtf?! i hate it now!

Every single time in this show someone's in danger this stupid girl turns up and saves them in the last moment with her force powers

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>Diversity quota on the Netflix screen
>Russians are the bad guys
>pedophile fantasy directly after the opening credits
wew Liberal media sure is something.

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>hopper died
>steve gets fucked over AGAIN
im thinking cringe on this season, what about you bros?

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young surfer boy Billy is insanely handsome

I need Sadie's thighs around my face

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I want Will to have a blond blue-eyed boyfriend.

>black kid-redhair white girl TEEN couple
>in the 80s
>in small town USA
convince me this was possible

Stay MAD AS FUCK. Everyone's going to love this season except you retarded subhuman incels. And nobody gives a single fuck about you. How pathetic and powerless do you feel right now?

>milliefags
>willfag
>sadiefags
Is just about everyone who dwells in these threads autistic pedos?

It also built up the terror for the characters in universe. Compare what happens to Nacy season one and what she had to feel to Billy in this season. Billy's angst isn't even there. He isn't put through the ringer. His confusion lasts a few seconds at a time. He's a walking narrative device.
The writing for the show's gone to shit. The human element is gone. It's all a joke now.

It's possible. Uncommon but possible. What's not possible was being kind to a lesbian back then.

With all the wired shit that happened this is your problem

They have to save hooper

What the show needed was more melodrama and quips, at least they're bad at it.

That's explicitly the theme of the season though. Some/most of the S1 cast is getting the axe. Max has powers and Steve will wife her by S5

>Everyone's going to love this season except you retarded subhuman incels
>How pathetic and powerless do you feel right now?
AAAAAHHHHHHH SHUT UP NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Yeah, it actually makes me miss the OG milliefags and Finnfags.
They were more fun and created great memes, now these fags just post the same sentence again and again.

>MAD AS FUCK
No seriously user, I'm interested. I noticed all the positive feedback for this season, and I really don't understand it. i didn't think S2 was as shit as most people on here say, it wasn't as good as the first season, but I thought it was still good, except for the one episode. But this season is really bad. Am I just contrarian?

shut the fuck up and have sex

I like this shot

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You guys know the Duffer brothers are being sued by the guy they stole the montauk air Base story off of, right?
I watched all eight episodes last night and they sucked. Nothing in comparison to season one. Before the lawsuit. Notice how every episode is written and directed by someone other than the Duffer brothers? Season one, they wrote and directed almost every episode then the lawsuit came. Duffer brothers are fucking hacks and the very reason Netflix ruined such a good concept for a show.

>You guys know the Duffer brothers are being sued by the guy they stole the montauk air Base story off of, right?
>No they aren't . He pussied out and withdrew his lawsuit.

> (You)
>>You guys know the Duffer brothers are being sued by the guy they stole the montauk air Base story off of, right?
>>No they aren't . He pussied out and withdrew his lawsuit.
I was going to correct this. It's because he was paid off you fucking shill. None of season 3 are written or directed by the Duffer bros solely because Netflix paid Kessler off. Use your fucking head.

it was the 80s the cold war and shit

(You)
I suck so much cock. I am a pedo and I am behind all the Millie posting because I'm a tranny fag.

I couldn't even get through the first episode. Its over.

>It's because he was paid off you fucking shill
Then he's even more of a pathetic cunt. He lost out on getting a slice of one of the most successful shows of the decade for a few pity Shekels, and now he'll never work in the industry again. Truly a genius.

Bet it sucks to have such weak will.

People have been making up stories about montauk for 70 years though. They really did do projection experiments there and the common urban legend is that they made a navy destroyer dissapear. Also, a lot of people believe that is where Lyme diseas was developed, since it first showed up across the bay in Connecticut. Hell, even Pynchon uses its notoriety in Bleeding Edge.

I don't know much about the case, but the stories would have to be word for word copies for it to have any merit. People write about montauk being spoopy because the govt literally did spoopy shit there.

I've never watched this series, but with all the drama right now I am becoming curious.
Is it worth a watch? All I know is its something with horror and children.

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>Will was hinted to be gay
>Steve got cucked again by a lesbian that previously showed interest no longer cares about him romantically
>Max and Lucas are in a interracial relationship
>Erica is child but has profound knowledge on economics
>Bille was shafted until the very end but somehow managed to pull off a deus ex machina and save Eleven
By the end of this series i expect to see gay retarded interracial teenage couples with psychic powers, they already have increased the number of black people drastically from s1, it would be like the big bang theory in africa

Why was she such a bitch toward him?
All he wanted was to make her happy, it was pure as fuck

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-He lied and waited a long time to tell the truth
-They're dumb teenagers

Because he tucked in his shirt but didn't wear a belt. Tacky af.

>black people: exist
>gay people: exist
>/pol/ be like

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Because of the influence of the ranga girl.

Is that why she was all over him when he was wearing a belt?
Did she have a belt fetish?

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>(you)

AAHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING I HAVENT POSTED THAT STUFF HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS

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Why did they ruin her with the gay

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Seething /pol/tard

>white people: exist
>liberals be like "FUCK WHITE PEOPLE"

Dilate

t. pol tard, you people aren't welcome here.

Pure kino

Sneed

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yes now fuck off

c(h)uck

I just want Steve to be happy

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kys

so let me guess they are gonna open the gate again in season 4? yawn

>Russians in the 80s
???

>implying you need a girlfriend to be happy
Don't have sex

He is happy.
When he's with his best buddy Dustin.
Bros before hoes.

KLINE'S A SWINE

Robin is hot

DELET THIS

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WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT THERE, FLASH YOUR GOLDEN LITTLE BADGE, AND DO YOUR JOB

Kill yourself

The Duffer Brothers kind of forgot that Dr. Brenner is still alive.

Also, why were the Ruski's opening the gate? For the lolz?

Series 4 will take place just a little under a year later in April/May of 1986.
The Chernobyl disaster will be involved with the plot.
So rev up those RBMK reactors and get your Dyatlov memes ready.

was*

Wait I'm actually on episode 2 please stop spoiling it thanks. This exists.

Hopper is a little too good at acting like a total psycho with rage issues. Anyone find it hard to root for him?

In america, each year worth of television is called a season. All the seasons together is the series.

whats wrong with ryder this season? her acting is terrible.

No because it's great.

Just like everything she's ever been in

It'll take place at Thanksgiving/Christmas. They all but say it at the end.

I've always found her terrible desu. Very over the top and her facial expressions are like those retards in porn.

i know where you come from but I found her quite well the first two seasons. but now she is absolutely unbearable. the scene with her and hopper in the store - i skipped it. couldnt make it through.

i still kinda like her tho.

Charlie Kessler made a short film called montauk and it's literally shot for shot the premise of season one of stranger things. He was paid off and honestly, to the fag , wouldn't you rather take a large sum of money now rather than wait years to get paid and pay off millions in lawyer fees? Season 3 sucks major cock and I'm glad I don't pay for Netflix.

Billy died as he lived, a TurboChad

>my brand of flavored sugar water has more capitalists endorsing it than your brand of flavored sugar water
Yes, pepsishills eternally BTFO. Now fuck off and have sex.

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>He's so OLD! Haha! He thinks he can compare to Finn!

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Not in British English

>evil white men
>bad white men bosses
>interracial
>white kid is a cuck
>genius little black girl girlsplaining
>evil russians

sure is netflix folks.

The show's tone is all over the place now. Maybe she's just on some different drugs but it seem like bad directing.
I'm on episode 4 and Hopper is brutally torturing the policeman meanwhile Winona is blocking the door being all giggly outside like it's just a prank.

Remember when everything wasn't a political pissing contest?

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>women act like irrational bitches for no reason at all
I’d say that’s good writing

The after credits ask a good question on who The American is. I have a theory. They want you to believe it's Hopper but I think it's Dr. Brenner, since it was revealed last series that he's still alive. He and Eleven will meet up and work together to overthrow the Ruski's while he makes her develop her powers again.

I just solved S4.

It’s Barb
She survived

It's Bob

It's almost like the creators got lucky with season 1.

It's one of the most reddit shows I have ever seen.

gays are 2% of the population and it's the fucking 80's, blacks are almost everywhere in this show and it's only getting worse

That would be nice, but we watched bob die.

so is the ebul russian terminator a Flayed or something? can dudes really lift full grown men with one arm and snap their necks/choke them to death like he did in ep 1? seems like the kind of strength a Flayed posseses. would also explain why the fucking russians want to open their own gate.

HAHAHAhA THIS FUCKING SHOW

WHITE KID IS A GAY FAGIBOOI
INTERRACIAL EVERYWHER
SMART FUCKING GENIUS BLACK KID GIRLSPLAINING STUFF TO MEN
EVIL WHITE MEN IN THE WORKPLACE
EVIL WHITE MEN IN POWER
END ME PLEASE REEEEE IM MALDING

gay people good. white men sexist. interracial good.

How to download it for free

see:

only seen the first episode. everyone feels like a bizarro caricature of themselves and all the kids are shitheads now. the show rapidly became a parody of itself

also
>ywn softly make out with finn in a secluded cabin for hours at a time

Now you get to watch him live.

Why did they put Mavrodi in?

DUDE NEW COKE

Evil russians portrays real life. Poutine supresses thousands of poor muslims like evil russian mobster dictator he is

>malding
Please go back to red.dit/twitch. Fucking yuck faggot are you serious with that?

Imagine sitting there for 8 hours watching a TV show, literally fuming, steam coming out of your ears, fidgeting and being on the verge of crying constantly, just because a (singular) black person was on your screen.

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>Poutine supresses thousands of poor muslims
Wait, what?

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If you're braindead you'll love it.

Did 11 schlick after the first episode?

it wont take 8 hours if you watch it 2.0x speed, nobody got time for snail pace

>we want the marvel crowd

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Next series will have the Yanks vs the Commies vs The Chinkies (complete with a paranoid Chinese versioin of Murray) vs the various characters of Hawkins vs whatever the hell comes out of the Upside Down.

It's basically going to be an arms race for season 4 as to which idiot nation tries to control this shit whilst it also tries to eat them and in some convoluted narrative the kids will somehow save the world.

The one thing that bugs me the most about all of this series is the ending stinger with the prisoner being fed to the Demogorgon.

First of all - that entire "cage" is just a sliding door to another cage with no real means to get it back to where it was secured - how the fuck are they going to get it back in there after it's been fed?

Secondly, why even feed it to begin with?

If they wanted to raise the threat level of the russians then the prisoner should have been lead through an older, jankier version of the Hawkins facility - filled with Demogorgons in tubes, various flora and fauna of the upside down being dissected and tested upon before finally being led through to another testing facility with a Demogorgon wearing some kind of shock collar, with it being trained to maim or kill on command rather than just straight up fucking nom a dude who through the scene we saw was afraid, and seemed to know why - how the fuck should some political prisoner in a cell know what the fuck is going to happen to him? He should have been more scared, more confused - more in the dark about his fate before he was turned into fucking meat.

Basically, the final scene was evil without a cause or direction - just some dude being turned into a snack for the scare factor for no real reason.

It's my only real gripe with the reason, but it's also a massive let down considering it will be the last we will see until next year unless you decide to sit down and watch it again.

>only seen the first episode. everyone feels like a bizarro caricature of themselves and all the kids are shitheads now. the show rapidly became a parody of itself
It's almost as if they're teenagers now and trying too hard to be adults whilst forgetting they're still fucking kids and do everything they can to try and not be kids.

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It's fun to watch as a native russian speaker

>First of all - that entire "cage" is just a sliding door to another cage with no real means to get it back to where it was secured - how the fuck are they going to get it back in there after it's been fed?
I got the impression that they're trying to tame it somehow through a slow but steady process

Will is the antagonist and you can't make the antagonist gay

If anything they might make him asexual

>neverending story
fuck this show

When Dustin raised D'Art and fed him food, he eventually spared his life. So I think the demogorgon's are capable of befriending people. It's a mutual thing.

Was the Russian accurate? Any funny misplaced dialects?

Neverending story is great but its also remembered extremely fondly by boy lovers which obviously lines up perfectly with stranger things.

Yes, looks like their hired Russian-speaking actors.

neverending story is not good when it's in the middle of an important scene

Yep, It's actually fairly good all around, I think they got actual Russian actors.

Usually it's fucked thick accents that people read from a cue card.

Yeah definitely that

it’s not just the kids. the adults and older teenage characters all feel off too. hopper seems genuinely deranged

What the fuck is your problem with black people ? How can you be so triggered by one third of the world's population ?

Is it because they beat you up as a kid or because your mother now has sex with on a regular basis ? Did you ever have sex ?

Alex Jones had some decent Russian for a random yankee.

>Have qt autistic GF who loves you with purity
>All it takes is one day of American consumerist culture to turn her into a whore thot

Maybe the Russians were the good guys after all

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Not everyone is an amerimutt like you

Alexei was too pure.

Maybe if you were Mister Right this wouldn't happen, user.

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>they already have increased the number of black people drastically from s1
There are 2 black characters lmao

>Redhead get BLACKED
Damm (((they))) really hate redheads... Why do they have ginger kids then in the tribe then? I don't get it

>built the biggest pyramid scheme in Russia
>pure
Nah

>se4 prediction
It's the qt russian, he survived. They call him "The American" because he conspired with Americans to betray Russia. He breaks out, and decides to open the gate because it would be such an "epic prank bro" (american culture etc.). Shenanigans ensue.

>... Why do they have ginger kids then in the tribe then? I don't get it
Gingers are the whitest of the white in that they have no melanin. So gingers, and by extension, Celts/Brits are the enemy of the Jews

Look at the fucking quasimodo hunchback redhead corrupting everything she see's

Girls who get "blacked" really are fucked in the head

Why are Hopper and Will's mom beating people up and kidnapping? I cant remember their objective

Curly haired El is cute. CUTE!

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jesus christ go outside you retarded faggot

>>pedophile fantasy directly after the opening credits
What the fuck are you talking about?

>vlcsnap

I want to pull off Mike’s shorts with my teeth

>it actually makes me miss the OG milliefags and Finnfags.
Me too.

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Formerly

This show has gone to shit it's exactly like every degenerate show airing now, i thought it being set in the 80's would correct this but apparently not. Fuck netflix

this

and also this

why is his dog so gay?

*kisses you*

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>I got the impression that they're trying to tame it somehow through a slow but steady process

"DAH COMRADE! WE TAME CREATUR TO MANS BY FEEDING IT MANS"

*Babushka intensifies*

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>watch netflix show
>act surprised and disappointed
>expecting anything else
How the fuck you managed to string together a coherent sentence is a fucking miracle. I'm going to take up religion because of your post

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Sluts must always make the women around them sluts too.
Otherwise they stick out too much.

Sadie is cute tho.

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I can feel him judging my credit rating through the screen

I don’t think that’s his dog

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Nobody tell these guys that black people were in movies in the 80s or they might just lose it.

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>bald eagle, this is bald eagle
>hahahihihihihehehe
>ahh, i hate children
>HAHAHAHAAH

this season is so incredibly funny i'm dying over here

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YOU'RE GHOSTING US MOTHERFUCKER!

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Sorry Rabbi, I don't have any money

I don't remember carl weathers talking about how he loves to fuck white women for half of the movie like they do in Stranger Things

but they were not in every movie.

They were very economical with the Jake Busey content.

i know that feel bro

>he dosn't know why the token black jokes came about
Fucking zoomers.

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It's not his dog because she's DEAD
youtu.be/PqGehRgKTLo?t=82

God it must be such an amazing feeling to sit right in the middle of a crowded restaurant and light up a ciggie without anyone giving you shit or dirty looks

I want to go back bro's

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steve looks pretty cute in his little sailor outfit

Go dilate

imagine thinking niggers were commonplace in the 80's and interracial relationships were acceptable

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Get cancer you stupid smoking faggot.
>ciggy
Seriously, kys.

There were a lot of black people in the 80s, retard. Before then, too.

should I watch this season? Is the black feller paired with the redhead?

>without being silly
What about when the numale cop punches his way in to a government facility?

F

Move to an Arab country. They still smoke in restaurants.

There were always black people they were just magical sidekicks, they often got a girl of their own color in the end.

>NOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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>Is the black feller paired with the redhead?
It's almost like you didn't watch last season.

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i said commonplace and it's obvious that show deliberately shoehorned diversity, you only need to look at the background characters who are all mixed with varies groups racially

Sat there on his couch, literally steaming, can't concentrate, can't enjoy anything, tears welling in his eyes, snot running from his nose, because a couple of background characters (not even the main characters!) are black.

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So, /stg/, left or right?

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Ironically, you're very correct

The biggest spike in Black people that occurred in the 20th century in the the united states was during the 1980's

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Can't dilate, my man, natural born male. I just have a working brain and not so fucking stupid that I expected a netflix show to be anything more than trash TV. You're a blue pilled cuck for watching it expecting anything different.

smokers are disgusting scum. eeugh.. the smell..

Did they expand on the redhead's brother at all? Is he gay or did he cuck Mike's dad?

>quads
Absolutely based.
Both.

Black people were 11% of the US population during the 80's and you're mad that 2 out of 50 characters in the show are black? It's literally just one family in Hawkins.

He's dead

What do you expect, they clap during movies.

Who the fuck is Dr Brenner

>they clap during movies.
Not regularly. The only type of people who do this are those who clap after a plane touches down or something too.

he probably cucked lots of guys dads but not mike's

who is that boy on the right

Nobody was mad that the black kid existed
People got mad when they paired him up with the ginger for no reason at all

Stop making such outlandish claims.

>for no reason at all
Teenagers get feelings for each other.

Did you forget the entirety of season 1, or what?

Because they want to fuck her and feel as though their waifu is being taken away by the niglet.

so they are still together?

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>nobody looks at the nigger boy and the Irish mutt funny
This isn't an accurate 80s.

This thread is living proof. There's literally some virgin freak in here sat there counting black people in the background of scenes and getting mad about it. Absolute bunch of utter freaks who can't enjoy anything.

Lesbians are cute.

Papa from season 1.

are u srs

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I would fuck the one on the right from behind just because I could pretend she's finn

That was pretty normal until the 00s. A lot of people still do it. Or at least some.

Up until the 90s people used to dress up for going on a plane. Like they were going to a weeding or something.

>that "MOM'S GONNA FREAK" grin

Dumb coal digger

>Teenagers get feelings for each other.
No chemistry, especially compared to Mike and El

Watch season 3.

>for no reason
The only alternative was Dustin, the character that inspired the Amerimutt meme. The boy with no teeth, a lisp and missing collarbones. Would he have been a more realistic pick for the pretty young girl?

And most important of all, orange man bad!

Since season 3 has been a let down let's wait for the better Stranger Things - the movie - the sequel

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*claps*

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Hmm... (;

>Teenagers get feelings for each other.
What the fuck
You understand this is a show right?
Usually some kinda romance is involved that leads to characters developing feelings for each other
The red haired showed up and literally got fucked by the black kid with no setup or plot to it

And even if you wanted to take the realistic option, black teens and white teens typically don't date, especially in the 1980's. And the red haired has an overprotective brother in the mix, so the fact that the black kid didn't get his teeth smashed on the pavement like american history X is nothing short of unrealistic

Man that's one bad actress

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The glasses guy spoke good, it seemed to me at least.

>no kids

Yeah, that sure is Stranger Things

I think it's cute.

Isn't super relevant so it's not hard to believe it just happened in the interim, off-camera.

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Americans on this board identify with Gaten and were horrified to see him get rejected.

what about icecream waifu

Holy shit, are you really this insecure and easily triggered?
See what said.

>literally got fucked
Please look up the definition of literally

>Sir, we need an Arnold-type villain but we blew the budget on MBB

>Say no more

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uma's brat = Robin

yeah that's uma thurman's daughter, the only good thing about this season. she's actually a good actress and an interesting character in the series

Cute froggo

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It's just used as an intensifier. Even the dictionary lists its slang meaning as "figuratively." Retard.

Actually no, but nice generalizing.

At least she's cute or used to be.

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NOOOOOO, BROS, WHY ISN'T SHE MY GF. THE FILTHY NIG HAS HER. IT'S NOT FAIR BROS, WHY ISN'T SHE WITH AN ALPHA LIKE ME, IT'S ALL (((((THEIR))))) FAULT, I MUST TELL /POL/

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>it's not hard to believe it just happened in the interim, off-camera.
The whole fucking point of a show is to SHOW me something. If they expect me to imagine things that happen off screen, they're not doing their job.

You'll be glad to know the kids are in it just not as much

Someone post the mindflayer

They should have gotten Willem Dafoe.

But the show isn't about slice-of-life relationship shit (well, mainly anyway), it's about monster shit.

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>literally means figuratively
>there was literally (by which I mean figuratively, by which I mean entirely in my head) an interracial cuckolding scene between two 13 year olds on a Netflix kid's show

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Except even the actress didn't want to do it
So your theory falls apart there as well

What's your next goalpost retard

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Why is she wearing lipstick. She's just chilling in her bedroom.

Mindflayer right here.

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>that head tilt away from millie
Based!

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>>literally got fucked

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Why does he hate her so much?

Of course no actors or actresses, especially kids, "want" to have to kiss each other or other people they're not attracted to IRL. But that's showbiz.

Still digging huh?

His asshole got plundered by pedos and she got all the fame.

He's taken by Jack.

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is that reese witherspoon at the beginning?

He doesn't. He's just a shy pure boi

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I'm quoting the actual dictionary, but I could not care less if you'd like to continue living in your made-up world in denial about how people actually use language. Just don't spam off-topic shit here about it. Or do, until you get banned, that'd be fine too.

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SO WHATS THE FUCKING GOALPOST THEN

THE SHOW DIDN'T SET UP THE DATING
THE CHARACTERS HAVE NO CHEMISTRY TOGETHER AT ALL
BACKSTAGE THE CHARACTERS DON'T EVEN LIKE EACH OTHER AND DUFFMAN WAS JERKING HIS DICK YELLING AT HER TO DO IT WHILE SHE PROTESTED

SO HOW IS IT NOT FORCED?

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO AGREE AND JUST GO "YEA THAT IS KINDA FUCKY"

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imagine having such shit taste. the season was great

finn is one of the few child actors that almost definitely hasn’t been molested by hollywood pedos. simply too pure and beautiful to be defiled

>His asshole got plundered by pedos
>implying hers didn't

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poor girl, that really sucks. assholes

So they literally (figuratively) didn't literally (not figuratively) fucked, by which you mean they actually (virtually) didn't because in reality (in pseudo-reality) you're mad because a black person and white person were on the screen together?

Alright kid I've had my fun with you, why don't you go outside? But be careful you literally might see some black people.

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He was great as Grigori

Calm down captain sperglord.

>The Duffer Brothers kind of forgot that Dr. Brenner is still alive.
A-) it's never actually confirmed he is alive
B-) he's probably the american that got captured by the russians that they showed in the after credits

and somehow a suburban town in the middle of nowhere just so happens to that much inclusive? lmao what a joke

No, she got both

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Then don't waste my time with shitty relationships when you could just have a few good ones.

I... think you're confused who you're replying to. I (who was just arguing that your prescriptive complaining about the use of the word "literally") am not the one posting racist comments or complaining about black people. You stupid fuck.

I think Caleb was just smiling at him cause he was bored, but got startled by Finn's very adorable smile

>and somehow a suburban town in the middle of nowhere just so happens to that much inclusive?
It's... the average across America. So yes.
And I'm from the midwest, literally a state bordering Indiana. There's black people here too. Yes, even in the 80s too.

based

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>it's never actually confirmed he is alive
They've said it in interviews.

What...? How so?

>They've said it in interviews.
link

how is this legal

So is the season any good?
Is it any good if I'm not a pedo and I don't fangirl for any of the characters?

> child actors that almost definitely hasn’t been molested by hollywood pedos.

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>They have been designed to present the illusion of fairness, but it's all a scam, a trick, to put your money in the rich man's pocket. That, my dear friend, is America
>t. an exceedingly jewish-looking jew
was this a redpill?

Learn to use Google, dumbass.
insider.com/stranger-things-2-is-dr-brenner-papa-alive-2017-10
>"But that feeling of the world getting a bit bigger especially coupled with the fact that it now seems clear that Brenner is alive, Brenner is out there."

its the citizen kane of 80's nostalgia movies

>hey season 2 was exactly like the first one
>just add some russians as the bad guys then people won't notice that it's the exact same plot again for the 3rd
Brilliant

>not a pedo
>girl

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But if they paid him off already why wouldn't they have the Duffers direct season 3?

It's fine, only S1 is really "good."
And still yes. True pedos probably wouldn't be into S3 anyway, everyone's too old now.

HEY ASSHOLES 'MEMBER THE EIGHTIES?! AND VIDEOSTORES?! VHS AND STUFF? WELL WE SURE MEMBER BECAUSE OUR NEW SEASON IS FULL OF IT! EVERYTHING COLORFUL AND SHIT JUST LIKE FOURTY YEARS AGO

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>learn to use google
>here's the link

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fuck america

>Billy has his redemption like Steve but then dies right after
>tfw no Steve & Billy BFF storyline

why is this world so cruel

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They have unlimited use of Millie, they don't need Finn.

Was just trying to be nice.

>they don't need boipucci

The black sister of the black guy is so fucking annoying.

>homo pedos
shit taste

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>oh, boo hoo!! That feel!

My gosh some of you people are as whiny as twitter people. Just chill the fuck out.

Is it possible to enjoy a show without assessing its "politics" or lamenting how 'blah blah is unfair'. Holy shit fuck off.

how is this kid so funny

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Nice Reddit spacing.

Billy died for our sins

It's actually quite good. I thought the first couple episodes seemed tonally off, somehow it felt more goofy or slapstick, but that sense faded after that, and I'd been up all night so I might have been too delirious at first to enjoy the fun which the show is based in. Basically the show is a celebration of the fun that was center stage in 80s movies, and the big-heartedness, and it pulls it off really well, but you have to turn off your cynicism to get in the mood for it.

that's like the oldest joke in the world, every movie from the 70s-90s that takes place in europe has it in some form. you just fell for his PR manager's bad idea of a joke. i guess it's directed towards all the 12 year old that are fans of his, they probably didn't expect people like you to read it

How do I get buff like Billy?

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Buzzwords like that mean nothing to me. Nor appealing to a group. I'm not some British 'lad' or something who gives a shit how some arbitrary, barely-existent horde is supposed to think or express themselves. Especially Yea Forums. I couldn't give less of a shit about any notions about what anyone here is supposed to think. Call me 'reddit' all you want, I don't care.

>you have to turn off your cynicism to get in the mood for it.
This.

Except ht's actually him who posts to his Twitter.

>I couldn't give less of a shit about any notions about what anyone here is supposed to think.
Yet you've written half a paragraph trying to convince me that you "don't care." Sure, OK.

Because he genuinely wants us to be happy

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>Except ht's actually him who posts to his Twitter
Doesn't mean there's not someone telling him what he should post. Or he thought of that superfunny joke himself

Dude looks so much like young RDJ

imagine

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why did they do it to him bros.

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>Doesn't mean there's not someone telling him what he should post.
If there was a PR telling him what to post then he wouldn't be posting stuff with some creepy adult jokes or posts from one of his friends who always makes fun of Millie

>chubby love interest for mommy gf

Had to die

Just lift weights regularly and don't eat like a lardass.
Lifting has become so analytical and precision engineered now, everybody wants to have this ridiculous body with every muscle group accentuated and emphasized with millimeter precision. Everyone's on some kind of steroid, their diet is regulated by calorie and minute, they have their workout figured out to the second per set. But it doesn't have to be that way. Just lift weights and don't eat too much fatty foods, sugar or carbs, which everyone should be doing anyway.

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Still banged Joyce.

Is that a MGS reference?

>posts from one of his friends who always makes fun of Millie
link/screenshots please

I checked out when Robin was revealed to be a dyke. It was the only thing I cared about.

meant for

based finn

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when did I bring up politics you fucking retard? I’m just sad Billy died.

Poor Noah had to put up with so much shit sitting through all this autism.

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no. in the show her character always screams for he character mike

God damn, so he REALLY hates her? This is hard to watch

first season
>kids are the cool characters
>adults are good background characters that help in making the show even better

third season
>all kids but the fat one are fucking trash
>eleven is specially trash
>adults carry the show the entire 8 episodes

She was just really into him a couple years back despite not wanting to admit it.

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Finn is pure, PURE!

nice Reddit repost

>but the fat one are fucking trash
Who's that one?

Dustin, toothless Chad

That's a 100% increase, user.

I think I could have enjoyed this season if it weren't for this little piece of shit
>why don't we have a character who's absolutely abhorrent in every way with no redeeming qualities whatsoever
who the fuck had this idea

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El looks like this cutie I work with.

She's the starring in S4 while the rest of the original cast fuck off. Enjoy.

Shaniqua

He's not even that fat this season.

AY YO FINNA BOUTTA DAB ON SOME FREE ICE CREAM UP IN DIS BITCH RIGHT HE-YA

post pic how old

>hates commies
>loves capitalism
>likes MLP
how can you dislike the most BASED character of the show?

Discord?

There are no bidets in France anymore, even in luxury hotels, it's not the fucking 50's anymore, people take showers. And there would be no reason for the water to taste funny, it's just tap water, and there's not even fluoride in it.
I'll go for what said

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>liking capitalism
>based

She honestly ruined what potentially could have been the best plotline this season.

Seriously, Steve, Robin and Dustin solving a conspiracy while bored in a mall should have been a fucking slam dunk. You put the 3 best characters together and give them something to bounce off of. Make Robin a mother/sister figure just like Steve's his dad/bro and it's golden.

But nope, they drag in this annoying brat who sucks the joy out of every fun because twitter liked her one scene in S2(?). Fucking seriously why is she here?

Infact, before she arrives the Steve/Robin/Dustin plot is the best one the show has going. Minimal melodrama, human element is there, and it's all very small-town mystery like S1. Was pretty fun.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY THESE GENIUSES THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN TO HAVE AN ANNOYING CHARACTER SASSING FOR 4 STRAIGHT HOURS

>I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY THESE GENIUSES THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN TO HAVE AN ANNOYING CHARACTER SASSING FOR 4 STRAIGHT HOURS

Because of "muh diversity"

I live in Germany and frequently go to France. There are bidets.

Literally only because they need to expand the cast for next season when some of the kids hit the wall and get too grown up.

No, they just need to start introducing new main characters, idiot.

Yeah is has that "reddit vibe" for sure from seeing a few threads here.

where? in Trou-de-Balle, Corrèze?

I just watched episode 3 and it was absolutely based.

They even used the Dark Crystal soundtrack for that d&d scene
youtu.be/rPbfk6Vbqls

Can someone explain to me what is the upside down? We are three (3) seasons in and I still have not figured it out. Is it explained later in this season?

You dont make sense, kys cuck

A future version of America where the niggers won.

It makes total sense. They're building up screen time for a younger character for preparation of the next two seasons.
Read

cute lesbians are cute. unfortunately 99% of them are objectively ugly

>how old
>work with
pedos really are double digit IQ degenerates

It's almost like high schoolers sometimes get jobs.

Kids as young as newborns can have jobs and adult co-workers. You'd know that if you weren't unemployed.

remind me again, who are the main characters of this show? children with jobs, as actors and actresses? y
ah, yes. thanks.

fuck off lefty pedo scum

>lefty
>pedo
OK, now you're just pulling words out of your ass.

Planck's constant isn't an equation you dumb little slut

it's a fucking constant it's right there in the name

Trips o truth brother

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wat