What would you have done in this situation?

What would you have done in this situation?

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Teleported out of there.

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Go home to Jennifer Garner

Make the sound of a crying baby to make female opponents lactate.

"AYYO YOU NIGGAS FINNA BOTTA GET DABBED ON"

"I mean uu-uhhh, check."

Raise low enough to make someone think I'm trying to steal the pot and hope they call

Jennifer Tilly would be a fucking milk fountain.

Look at the camera and say "You polfags will still be mad at this in 10 years." And wink as I check.

fold to mindgame them

I drive.

Honestly checking here is a decent option especially if he’s under the gun

BEEEEEEEEEG DADDY

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It depends on your absolute and relative position in the hand. Your absolute position being what order you are in the betting and your relative position being that relative to the original pre-flop raiser (if there was one).

I roll to attack...

>show cards
>show dick

BREEEE BREEEEEE

Lie about not looking at my hand.

Get better hairplugs

Hello, Tony G

Is pokah Phil, get over it.

Make a prop bet that I can yell nigger the loudest.

You know it's bad etiquette.

You can pretend to be a poker pro n shit but this was an actual hand. All the information is already there...

Get on ya bike

xyz summon my aryan eyes white dragon from the extra deck

I fold

go all in

I'll stay

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yes, all that is clearly in the image

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I’ve done exactly the same and baited people into a flush for an all in pot. It’s the correct play because you’ve won on the flop

Check

anything else will alarm the opponents he has something.

Maybe a figure will come up on the turn and then he can bluff a figure pair.

In this situation the pre-flop bets are a more useful information than knowing the opponents hands, in that moment, nothing his opponents could have is better than what he has.

would have raised on the river but I don't think Damon's over all strategy was unsound.

is this a reference to something, because it sounds highly familiar

Jason Alexander did it to someone on a poker show, I can't remember the female he did it to.

it happened

Jason Alexander did it in a match to a woman who was trying to distract everyone with her massive cleavage

fucking based

It only worked because the women he did it against had recently given birth

>pokertube.com/video/celebrity-poker-showdown-s05-ep02--part-2
22:15

is he just george costanza in real life

>think im going to get Jennifer Tilly plus sized tits
>presented with barely c-cups that don't even touch (which is almost literally the definition of cleavage, the region where two breasts press against each other)
hard pass, she should have another couple children

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It's not a surprise autists here don't know what a pushup bra is

Jennifer Tilly is a 36D. That woman is barely a c-cup, a pushup bra doesn't help her, whereas Jennifer wearing a pushup bra would make that woman look like a 12 year old.