Flawlessly destroys your favorite movie

youtu.be/8C7K0_XUYJA

>completely disregards any subtext or theme of the show
>urges brainlet fans to skip important episodes because of superficial reason
>BOOOOOORIIIIIIIING

Is he dare I say the most cancerous ""film critic"" there is?

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>implying a dog wouldn't be the one destroying his asshole

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nice bait, preeeety good
6/10

Embarrassing, he only watches newer arthouse films and thinks he knows something about film. I don't give a fuck what anyone says, if you call yourself a film critic you should have a certain knowledge and you should have seen certain older films.

well, and maybe because he hasn't seen them too.

pro film critic just looking for a good opportunity to learn basics of film history

every film critic is cancerous. and anyone who says to skip things because they are "boring" or "too slow" are brainlets.

I still don't know who he is desu

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I like Adam. He doesn't permanently show his stupid fucking face like Ralph, his criticisms are good, and he's actually very, very funny.

I just find his nitpicking about logics annoying sometimes, but it's alright. He's pretty much the best.

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If anything, regardless of his opinions, he's good for discovering non-mainsteam stuff.
>woof

Ralph doesn't look like a fat face.

Ayyyyyyy

no idea what you're talking about and also yes, he kinda does

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why doesn't he get a damn haircut, he's no metalhead or something.

he's makes good music by the way. absolutely not my taste, but still good.

>watching YMS
>”well this movie is bad, I mean it’s before CGI was a thing so how can it be good?”
>taking intensive notes, this guys IQ is so vast I’m barely keeping up
>”uhhh this is unrealistic”
>yes... yes how dare they try and experiment or try and make the film enjoyable... you’re on fire adam!
>as I observe his perfect form, someone managing to look like a skeleton while being fat, looking like a botched tranny and a rapist truck driver simultaneously, I see this as a physical metaphor for the duality in film
>”hold on guys”
>hear whimpering in the background of an animal, and a cage open
>oh no
>”UUGGHHHH OHHHHH FUCKKK MYMMM THIS IS JUSTIFIED BECAUSE SLAUGHTER HOUSES MMMGMMM AHHH”
>loud whining and yelping as I hear adams pinner stretch his dogs asshole apart
>”MHMMMMMMM YOU COULD STOP ME ANYTIME FUCK THIS IS CONSENT MMHMM FUCK YEAH”
>dog is rasping for breath, desperately crying
>”ANYTHING PRE 90s IS NOT WORTH REVIEW- OOOHHH FUCK THIS IS A LOVING 2 SIDED RELATIONSHIP MMHMM”
>I realise I’ve written all this down as analysis notes and have to discard the paper
>”okay guys as I was saying the holy mountain is the best film ever made, next to zootopia”
>turn off the video

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holy shit that music parody he did is awful

Fippybippy

youcriticfucksdogs (dot) com

>people point out that he fucks dogs
>his pleb shills thinks this is people deflecting because we can't refute his arguments
>its really just because he fucks dogs

I unironically love YMS threads

>character behaves in a slightly irrational way instead of acting like a robot that was fed the script
>PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE PLOT HOLE

fpbp as always

Reminder

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Would've been 10/10 if he was allowed to fuck all the dogs in ep 4.

>critisised it for having too much American patriotism
Did he even watch it?

Episode 4 lowered his score by 3 points because they killed all the dogs

why do you only look at the number at the end instead of his explanation for it

he strikes me more as a bottom

beat you to it, bud.

Was this the quintessential YMS kino?

youtu.be/D1GzZwlTWzs

>"why wouldn't they let me, some rando, play tech guy with their equipment reeeee"

amazing how yms can take even decent video concepts and reduce them down to just whining

yeah he's a bit autistic but aren't we all?

I don't fuck dogs.

I'm out of the loop. Did he fuck a dog or something?

Just so everyone knows, OPs pic is a crop of him trying to suck a furry’s penis

m.youtube.com/watch?v=MRZbch9NmQQ

He goes on reddit and defends bestiality I think

youtube.com/watch?v=MRZbch9NmQQ

Enjoy

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Absolutely kek

Because I can't post his explanation in one punchy image. His explanation of it is shit as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=-8_XgTDmkXE
This but when Adam comes for the dogs.

>"Citizen Kane created act structure in movies"
>"The Lion King is peak kino"
Glad he spends so many months making his Best of (Year) videos what we do without his deep cinematic insight

Does anyone have the video of him talking about how his dad abused him as a child?

>youtuber is a dog fucking furry
>this is still less obnoxious and more palatable than anything on the front page from the last 5 years

What a time we live in guys.

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Beat me to it.

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imagine being THIS much of a fucking pleb

>it’s another Ralph sucks marvel dick episode
>oh no, it’s a he made another bad indie short episode

Fucking hivemind.

He does have a point

LMAOOOOO

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I'm willing to overlook Ralph's very real flaws and pretension cause I find him entertaining and likable.

What's up adam?

I think he's very likeable, too, it's just not really my sense of humor. And I hate it when they permanently film themselves talking.

>selective breeding is the same as fucking things because you need to get off but other humans are so disgusted in you you have to fuck stray dogs.

Bert, get the lethal injection.

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...

Reminder that MobieBlob is unironically /ourcritic/

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lmao is he a buyfag? how the fuck do people who only buy movies attain enough movie watching experience? you would have to be rich since shitflix doesn't even have the classics.

Dog fucking faggot

How do you think this worked before internet and streaming took off? VHS and other home video formats were cheap as fuck my man, hell, these days being a buyfag is easier than ever. DVD and bluray are fucking peanuts.

Came here to post this verbatim

youtube.com/watch?v=ulhZvWDdIlY

What was this in response to? Did he same some autistic shit about old movies again?

what the hell the guy must be packing if he manages to get his dick blown all the way through the mask muzzle

>flawlessy acts like an entitled furry 12 yr old
ftfy

youtu.be/BYWNFwwOqYQ

What was his name again?

YDS - your dog sucks

He doesn't really do that tho. I don't know where you got this notion.

holy fucking checked

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lol was literally in my head as i opened the thread

low hanging joke fruit

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shit, he's right

sad that you think that comment is a BTFO. adam is right

almost this exact post got me banned for 72 hours a few weeks ago

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Maybe I've watched the wrong videos

Did you evade the ban?

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adam, please stop fucking dogs

too bad you're not rad, beta cuck

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sup adam

mad cuz you're not the one who effortlessly got a shitload of (you)s

I’m dying

>the beta community called me beta again

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I miss Rat Boy

It's funny how everything he says about Citizen Kane is actually true about Birth of a Nation

cant turn his brain off tho

*no lies detected*

Honestly though, why do you care about what people on youtube think?
Do you think them smarter than you?

Well yes. If you're a food critic you're expected to have a professional palette. Same should go for movies. At least, you shouldn't be reviewing outside of what you know if you want to remain niche.

Adam doesn't either

I hope Adumb reads this.

Finish your fucking Synedoche series you hack

>gives your favourite movie a bad score
>"d-dog fucker !!"
like clockwork.

but he gave american psycho a 10/10 and that's my favorite movie

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>gives your dog a bad score
His reviews are shit and hes just a snarky furry faggot

Sounds pretty ruff

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Why has he gotten so fat?

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quads the number of dogs you fucked adam

Alcohol bloat

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Jesus fuck. I can't stand this attitude some film critics have about how they don't watch old films because new ones are "inherently better" because better effects, or some shit. But if you're gonna have that opinion, don't talk about old movies you know absolutely nothing about. He's probably heard about how Citizen Kane is looked at as the "greatest film ever made", and just assumed it's also responsible for modern storytelling an untrue belief many have sadly. I doubt he's even seen Kane

He only watches newer films, i wouldn't even consider him a film critic. He has no knowledge about history of cinema etc.

couldn't care less when the joke was that easy

don't project your mad and care onto me, creep

Literal ear rape

This. He thinks just because filmmakers are capable of some much more now that the films they make must be better than older ones. Despite being able to make anything most modern films say nothing and are just hollow experiences. This is probably why he’s never able to talk about the themes of films.

quads of truth

Fpbp

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my dog is a chihuahua

>Balto
>Air Bud
motherfucker's just flaunting it at this point

kek

>>taking intensive notes, this guys IQ is so vast I’m barely keeping up

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I only really liked his let’s plays because of that guy who laughed manically. I wonder what happened to him.

>>flawlessly destroys your favorite movie star

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YMS - Your Mutt Sucks my dick

Why has no one posted the porn he did?

What porn?

>he's makes good music by the way

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He's right in that if you shouldn't fuck animals you shouldn't eat them but he's gone in the complete wrong direction with it.

Literally watching something with this actor in it right now. Spooky

instead of fucking dogs and faggots he should make more fucking long YMS reviews like Oldboy

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He said he did porn awhile back when he needed cash but no one has found it yet.

it's pretty high for him, usually he gives a movie he likes a 5/10

Probably because they're checking places like pornhub. Should be checking deep web bestiality sites.

Music?

He was a camwhore, doubt anyone bothered to record him

His video on the hot tub cinema thing was pretty funny

youtube.com/watch?v=oBlxSwFM4xk

Note how it's not a movie review.

The only content of note that he makes are his longer reviews. His normal reviews are too short, undetailed, and whiny. If it weren't for his more varied subject matter and the aforementioned longer reviews, he'd generally be indistinguishable from the other generic film reviewers on YouTube. His film standards are also laughable.