Im in for some nature documentary kino, post the best youve got:

Mantis life is hard as fuck. Also i appreciate that they didnt add sound effects like the burgers do

youtube.com/watch?=vbpHAsHXQST4

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getting eaten alive like that has to be the worst way to go out

Yeah, americans should stay the fuck away from nature kinos

what the hell? Why does this link redirect to YT homepage?

youtube.com/watch?v=qVJzQc9ELTE
;_;7

webm is the best thing I have seen in days. does anyone have context or a source? I bet moving like that will fuck up your back or something in the long run

I screwed up the link
youtube.com/watch?v=bpHAsHXQST4

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but they did? every step, jumping and eating noise has to be a sound effect. they also overdue it a little bit with the background musik.

she's a horse human hybrid that the US government tried to hide from the public
they're scrubbing evidence off the internet so there's not much info on her

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now that I look at it again, I guess hands and arms get fucked the most

Who was in the wrong here?

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the buffallos for not just charging the wolfs to begin with. Is the threat of getting injured so bad that everyone running away makes more sense, even thought those giant herds could easily btfo any predator? Same with Lions and wilderbeests in africa.

I'm genuinely so fucking confused right now. How does she move like that? And is it me or are her proportions completely fucked?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth

She's primed for Chad cock

youtube.com/watch?v=qTy320CMO74
What was his fucking problem?

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Na.
arms and hands are used to taking tons of stress.
pretty sure you stress your arms way more doing lift ups.
What seems like it might get hurt is her neck.

>patriarchy
Maybe feminists do have a point?

holy shit

Guess the American should have prayed to the mantis...

this is cute

>is the threat of injury so bad
Unironically yes. Getting a leg injury that won’t heal is a death sentence.

Wrists would be the killer I think

>yt link
disgusting

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>harrasses a baby while having a huge erection in order to distract and rape his mother
based and redpilled

Someone post that one about that lil nigga chasing birds

he hates white women, rightfully

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More videos please

>starwipe

The weak should fear the strong.

These are the original ancient immortal lolis

youtube.com/watch?v=lwLnObYwfCA

keeeeekkk

elephant was a bro who was pushing the dumb thot into the guys lonely embrace

Recent vid
youtube.com/watch?v=dZ6F1KTnAVg

Are wildebeests the biggest pussies of the savannah? Seriously everything shits on them and they serve no purpose other than being prey. At least zebras can kick hard as fuck and buffalos can fuck up lions, but wildebeests are just there to feed other animals.

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youtube.com/watch?v=KpN-P1OVzl4
Cool fight but those american edits bother me

The Hive of the Mantids.
The Mantids are an aggressive and extremely intelligent race of insects that have established a large colony in the Lost Lands in recent years. The Mantids are incapable of pity, remorse or kindness. They exist solely to further their own existence. To this end, the Primagen has persuaded the Mantids to help free him. By promising to give them ripe, new worlds to infest. The first world on their list is Earth. Rift gates are being readied to transport an army of Mantid soldiers to your world! Destroying the master computer will render the rift gates useless.

Your Mission Objectives are as follows:
>Destroy 3 Queen embryos
>Destroy the master computer
>Locate the energy totem, and defend it at all costs

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If it's the same girl I'm thinking about, she was raised by dogs or wolves or some other canid.

That was Romulus

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>no cg recreation of the attack
fake documentary

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all the fake/edited-in sounds are annoying too

it looks so smooth
i want to rub my dick gently against it

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PRŌŌŌŌŌHposting Is based

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based chad goose

>ywn have an elephant friend

Do Canadian zoos have to have hunters on call to wipe out the geese before they cause every other animal to spaz out?

They don't have medicine. Do you know how bad things were for humans before modern medicine?
Getting anything deeper than a papercut could kill you.

What level belt is that lil guy on? Looks to be at least purple.

>horse human hybrid
hot

When I was doing maintenance work on the golf courses I had to get up extra early to chase geese off the greens and water hazards. Fucking hate those things. One morning they completely tore apart the green on one of the holes so badly that we almost had to close that hole until the grass recovered.

based heemephant

It's like that Charlottesville car crash

>shitposts in elephant

Yeah, but that bitch was bigger

she died as she lived
fat

jesus

literal autism

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This little nigga Is going bruce lee on all kinds of wildlife ass

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Herds are literally just a bunch of cowards looking after themselves

>charge wolf
>10% chance you get eaten

>run away
>1% chance you get eaten

>push over other
>0% chance you get eaten

Download any of the WildBoyz seasons or episodes, different kind of nature doc but has great footage you haven't necessarily seen before.

Wildboyz > Jackass imho

...he thought it was a hand gun ;_;

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>new marvel trailer

If you look at the liquid coming from the elephant, you can see that the elephant is in musth, which means he's basically constantly roid raging and anything will piss him off.

or maybe she's just an attention seeking degenerate autist? fucking moron

You are correct
Wildboyz > Jackass > CKY > Viva La Bam
Dico > Everyone else

instagram.com/__jumping.like.a.horse__/

I'd like to be shrunk down and be attached to her butt while she is doing this.

The Migratory Birds Convention Act defines geese as a semi-protected species that cannot be killed or captured outside of designated areas during certain times of the year. So a zoo could not kill them unless they want a fine.

or maybe that wasn't a serious response?
inb4 you're pretending to be retarded

DEJA VU

wtf

if you have really bad karma you are reborn as a wildebeest

Careful so you don't get Hippotitis C

meant for

Reminds me of a national preserve near Zomba,Malawi with those hills in the lush Jungle. What a shithole that country was.

sliding elephant of dubs will kill all poachers with innocent amusement

wat?

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Absolutely based.
Here’s some digits for him.

part of me thinks it was the smell of something on the phone. like she just ate and was touching her phone so the scent is there. that or an offensive smell if she was petting other animals and then touched her phone. only thing that makes sense to me.

Bees in the trunk

I'M FUCKING DYIIIIIIIING HOLY SHIT

why is there always an elephant thread everyday
answer ME

shes been fucking too many dogs i tell ya what

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why didn't the camera crew help the penguin

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yeah bro nature is cool, its man's friend, there's nothing to fear, just go for it

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>the male in question is in his 20s
>this is the age where a male is not able to recognize a non receptive female
>as strange as it may seem

>I go hard in the paint nigga

>I'm fine bro....just gotta rest my head for a bit

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Jesus

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Wrong pic

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HP, HK, HK, LK, HK, HK, HP, HK

pants shittingly awesome experience

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
Imagine being a bull elephant in heat, knowing that whatever you come across, nothing can stop you on your quest for rape. You could kill or rape anything you want and nothing could stop you, save for some niggers with pointy sticks or a white guy with a boomstick and a funny hat.

There was a disgusting webm on /int/ where a horse is killed by a black bull in a corrida. His intestines and vitals organs were litteraly outside. I can't find it.