It was a lie, we made it all up, and you believed it...

>It was a lie, we made it all up, and you believed it. You could've fact-checked on the internet before the segment was halfway over, but you didn't, did you? Your mind was open like your mom's legs on prom night, waiting to be taken.

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I dont like mean riker

>the people who post on Yea Forums, how they can't get laid, this one was actually true

>Was Hitler transexual? Did he take daily female hormone injections? As unbelievable as it sounds, it's true.

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I loved that show

me too
but the episode with granma and her red eyes fucking scarred me

>If you believed that a cabal of kikes control western media, you were right. This one actually happened.

>people getting riled up over the casting of a cartoon mermaid for a movie production? A similar case like that actually happened in the late 2010s on a chinese image board

>happened
>past tense

"user, did you eat my cereal?"
"A similar event took place..."

>A retired accountant travels to Las Vegas, checks into a room at the Mandalay Bay hotel, and proceeds to kill 58 concert goers and wound nearly 900 more during a festival on the grounds below. He's found dead in his suite with 23 rifles and a handgun, hundreds of images of child pornography on an open laptop, and no motive. This one isn't real. We made it up.

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>Russian white supremacist Sam Raimi somehow managed to write and direct an antisemitic trilogy of Spiderman films in jewish controlled Hollywood? As hard as it is to believe, this one actually happened.

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>Six million, is it true? Well, not this time.

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>That many people in that short amount of time? This one was made up by a team of Hollywood writers.

>The Nazi regime rising to power as a reaction to jews destroying German civilization and plunging it's people into a living hell on purpose? This one actually happened.

Based

>stop being homophobic you nazis!
>hitler was gay lol

>Kikes continuing to slander a man who died over six decades ago simply for pointing out their lies? This one actually happened

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>Jet fuel melting steel beams? It was all made up.

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Is this real, that despite being only 13% of the population, blacks are responsible for 50% of the crimes? This time is actually true.

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Have you ever held the hand of the woman you love?

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Yeah nothing about that one added up

Pure fantasy.

Total fabrication.

My leftist friends would take this statistic to prove that there is systemic racism.

>Do niggers actuallu have higher testosterone levels than other races? Not a chance. Recent studies have found that black "males" actually have higher levels of estradiol, a form of the female hormone estrogen. This accounts for their increased emotionality, poor decision making, higher rates of homosexuality, and obsession with jewelry and footwear.

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>(Past event that aligns with my political view) This one is true.
>(Past event that doesn’t align with my political view.) We made it up.
There, saved you guys having to read any of these threads

>kikes trying to poison the well of political discourse? You guessed it. FACT.

>Jews murdered on roller coasters in death camps? It's true, a similar event occurred in the Pacific Northwest twenty years ago.

>This poster being mad as fuck? You're right, a similar event did take place.

At first glance i thought hitler has a katana

A deliberate plot to replace the entire white race? Yes, this one is fact.

>a poster on Yea Forums being a faggot? You guessed right this time!