Keep tinking "based" when i see or do random shit

i use basado and basé too

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Every single one of you needs to commit suicide and you all know it.

Instead of “dammit” I say “niggers!”

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCcSpaPueAU

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Personally, for me, its "B'd & RP'd"

Its fun to live life as a frog poster

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I make this face whenever I witness real life kino

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Sometimes when I want someone to notice me I say *AHEM*. I also substituted most insult with faggot.

>go to the fridge
>theres no milk left
>shout "Cringe!"

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BASED..aw fuck i sad it again. DAMN IT

>say Oh No no no for embarrassing things
>when I see a bad hairline on either men or women think “nice hairline bro lmao”
>say based all the time including “based me”

We all do this.

>based me
ok i never did that and i hope that i never will, that's cringe

I do both of these
And sometimes I add a "and redpilled" at the end

I'm jealous

This is dangerous if you interact with normans IRL on a daily basis.

I call things Kino when they are based

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I used to banepost in the shower and mumble the plane scene dialogue until my girlfriend broke up with me.
I also can't see a Tobey Maguire film without thinking about racists quotes

I call things based when I see kino irl

I don't really go outside often but I'm on here for huge stretches before I finally sleep, like 16-20 hours straight and I can always recognize individual posters. I never mention it though because I don't want to embarrass anyone but it's a strange realization when you know there's barely a user base on this board and most likely you're just talking to the same 20 people each day.

are you me?

>mfw have been meaning to create a “who else based here” thread with a dabbing Pepe but don’t do it cuz don’t want to be banned again

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That's kind of cringe. But I don't talk much to people anyway, and even if I did I'd have to be an absolute zoomer to incorporate meme words from a forum in my conversation

iktf

I can't stop saying nigger in private, like, when I'm going to the kitchen or the toilet I can just randomly blurt out "fuck niggers".

I call myself a nigger because I hate myself

Wow eliitot roger much? just have VPN

>live in tokyo and work in fashion
>call good outfits 'kino' with some regularity

late onset tourette syndrome

I say "absolute madman " on a regular basis

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Why would I commit suicide when I’m living a comfy life as a NEET? If I was a wagecuck I would probably KMS but I’m sitting on a comfy inheritance + government NEETbux so I’m golden.

I do these both all the time

Same, I'm scared I'm gonna slip up one day and use based to describe something when I'm with friends or family

I like to say based when my bf cums in my ass, and then he says based when i shit back out.

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Oh really? How on world haven’t I thought of that already??!! Silly me I guess

My friends and I say it in discord chat all the time

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You need to stop browsing this site so much, you're spending way to much time on here if thats happening

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Anytime someone does something that's just a little bit strange I think to myself "was it autism?"

That's pretty based actually

I'm in a group chat with a friend I met on /vg/ and somebody else, and I slip up and say it sometimes

I started to use "Yikes" whenever I see/hear anything I mildly dislike

Whenever I'm eating breakfast I ask my mom "what did I think of this" after every bite.

haha he's made of SNEED! (formerly cheese)

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lmao

ive been at this shithole on a near daily basis for 13 years and it probably ruined me

i wish i never came here. fuck you greg for showing me those funny cat pictures on Yea Forums back in 2005

Better than saying "oof". I want to smack the shit out of people when they say that. My whore of an ex used to say it all the time. Also, yesterday I told a co- worker about my friends sister getting emergency brain surgery and that she might die. His response was "oof". Like nigger wtf

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This. Also, I recognize you.

>losing an argument with some guy (usually my dad)
>tell him to "have sex"
and
>losing an argument with girl (usually my mom)
>tell her to "dilate"
this shit works every time

Hope you've enjoyed my contributions over the years user

Sneed.

females (girl) dont need to dilate

>make post that gets a lot of (you)s
>take screenshots of all the replies to watch later and feel good about myself

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You're alright. All of you are, really.

I unironically started using inbefore.

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>dislike city slickers
>become communist dictator and genocide them all with farming tools

LITERALLY ME

Whenever i see an elephant i immediately think PRÖÖÖÖH in my head like a fucking child

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I say "have sex" to everything and lol to Myself uncontrollably because of house stupid it is.

I say it like "haaave sex" where the word have is a but lower and drawn out. Like the most cunty way possible.

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haha

Kek

Cool the autism, bud. Oof isn't a Yea Forums meme, it's a very basic reaction to anything undesirable.

based

I spent 3 weeks discussing the TV show Chernobyl with workmates before someone asked why I kept pronouncing it Kinobyl.

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Randomly say "Sneed, feed and seed Chuck, suck and fuck"

D-do you recognize me, user?

>I don't really go outside often but I'm on here for huge stretches before I finally sleep, like 16-20 hours straight ..

i do this and since i don't sleep till 7am, i'm usually posting with a bunch of europeans.

It is most definitely an Instagram thing

For me, it's saying "For me"

Everytime someone gives me a compliment, I reply back "For You".

Have sex

This, except it's "absolute mad lad"

based elephant on thot patrol