What does the average Yea Forums poster look like?

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You're not white

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i'm an ugly flat girl with shitbrown eyes
truly based genetics thanks for being some kinda spic dad

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alright here's a picture of me pls be gentle UwU

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looking good dude!!

cute uwu

do u want to be my gf?

idk i'll be your friend tho

I know you're not a girl but in reality brown eyes can look kino. Just look in Moner threads.

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Is this Flashpoint Superman?

>friendzoned on Yea Forums again
movies for this feel?

i don't really care if you believe me but my mom has nice blue eyes and i got stuck with my shitty abusive dad's. i love my mom but she's a fucking idiot.

I look like that shoop except i cant grow a beard

REKT

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Christian Bale

m-maybe it could happen senpai

What do you think of BvS? Also, have you tried smiling more?

terrible movie liked ironically by Yea Forums as a prank. i fell asleep when i tried to see it in theaters and i could only finish it high on cocaine the second time
i have nothing to smile about.

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DROPPED
WHAT A PLEB
Maybe if you got some TASTE you would become pretty and have huge milkers, but it's too late for that now isn't it, hon?

>mixed race female from an abusive home is a drug addict and can't into kinography
Checks out. I believe you now.

epic

if you can honestly sit through 3 straight hours of that shit you are truly transcended user-kun

i'm actually not sure what race he is i haven't seen him since i was 7
doesn't change that fact that bvs fucking sucks, same with every snyder film

>chestlet hates Snyder
Drink milk

You may be a titless freak, but you're alright in my book.

>Can’t into loli kino

Hitler was right.

thanks pal. you're a friend in my book

>epic me me images
>larping for (you)s
good thread

>300 sucked
bros this may actually be a woman
more likely a tranny though

better than another Ariel BLACKED thread

300 is okay. i like elements of it but i think it's such a visually bad movie in aspects that the times when it looks visually good are shit on and the rest is average.

Stop talking and post a timestamp already

HOLY SHIT I HAVE THAT VERY SAME SHIRT ON THE RIGHT!

DIRECTORS WOMEN CAN'T UNDERSTAND

“Women” are truly pathetic.

ew

What does being high on cocaine feel like?

you feel like you wanna do cocaine and like you can't die for 15 minutes then you wanna sleep
shit drug wouldn't recommend

hey big Tex

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far from average

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bullshit

POST FEET

What is your opinion on boat movies?

MR: HICKEY GET THIS MAN OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE

Only thing Sneeder can do is make a movie look interesting, which all of his movies do
still a hack
also learn to structure sentences better

gimme something to pm you on fuck posting pics on Yea Forums
i dont think ive ever seen a boat movie. sounds comfy i guess

I'm @danedehaan on instagram if you have one of those hit me up.

>has never seen Master & Commander
>has never seen Das Boot
Girl confirmed, nice

If he's a good guy he'll post them here anyway you dumb whore. Post them already.

Like this.

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Looks like that guy from Jagten.

i do but it has my real name on it. thanks for posting yours though kek
come over we can watch them together senpai

How much would you suck a dick for? I have an urge to fuck your mouth now, 500$ sounds good?

that's way too much for me.

im balding, have hyperpigmentation acne scars and I still get acne at age 27. also skinnyfat but at least im 6 foot

>never seen a boat movie
Titanic? Speed 2? Jaws? Red October?
why the fuck are you here then?

ok hol up. i've seen titanic and it's good, i forgot that was a boat movie.
speed 2 is bad.
jaws is a shark movie and in my top 10
red october is a sub movie its ok

MENACING

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Ignore this retard. It feels like you can never be tired and you want to boogie down, also you have to talk and move or you will explode. You’re gonna peel your eyes cause there is so much to see and everything is interesting and it’s annoying how snot and coke residue is dripping down the back of your throat, it tastes terrible but man, you gotta take abother bump. You grind your teeth and think you can fly, and all your ideas are good ones. It’s a great drug.

is this what americans find attractive?

does it have a feminine penis?

Lmao @ this manlet

If you don't find that attractive, you must be a faggot.

it's a piggy

Pleb slut, stop doing drugs you stupid cunt and read Armond White if you ever want to escape pleb hell and see the light of true kino critique

i can relate with the hair

armond white is funny. i listen to him even if he'a still wrong a lot.

am I kawaii??

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lmao, there's always that one guy that falls hard for the meme. You're that guy user.

Spooky

be my girlfriend be my girlfriend be my girlfriend

>it's an 'all Russians are British episode'
and it's on every channel?

i am a skinny-fat mess that has thinning hair at 19 so i compensate by growing it out but now i look like a twink and all i do is wake up and sneed post
i’d fuckmyself if i was able to, i think i’m cute

gimme a way to contact you and maybe i guess

Give me your number baby.

fuck that. gimme your discord or some shit.

8675309

(857) 262-8241

My twitter is @NickGurz

say hello to your mah for me

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I'd sell my soul to put my weewee in his pooper

based

W H O R E

y-you too

>Just like me

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