Who wins?

this one is tough
ACTCAUSE has 4 legs
but JUUT has a hard ass dick

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>not a virgin
You best be married, otherwise you committed a grave sin, and you must repent.

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discord cybering doesn't not make you a virgin

KCILOLICK has two remotes. he can't be stopped

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>Not a virgin
>Makes posts like these on a Taiwanese haberdashery virtual chatroom

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>Marcellus Wallace vs Chris Tucker
I'm with Marcellus on this one.

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predaderp wins all

Tuoout looks white.

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DANIEL and PLAINVIEW

Getteg is larger and has a big penis. He kills Twuoout easily.

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>little N
vs
>HARD R

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YOURE NEVER GONNA PASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Youre not a woman either

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sticking dildos into each others festering wound isn't sex

>Left is the film
>Right is the porn parody

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tseest looks terrifying

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would you rather have friends? or two pagers?

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1 Chad vs 3 soys.

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Left looks like he's a stress toy being squeezed

Right looks like one of those babies born with that defect and get put on TV where their parents talk about them being their little angels

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have sex

Yerrmrray sweeps

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both of those are throwing some wicked gang signs

Holy shit some of these are fucking hilarious, I must be a retard

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GIGASANDLER IS UNBEATABLE!

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what secret abilities is Harrah hiding?

Quad spear vs. Dual shield

left looks sinister as fuck

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>the unstoppable force meets the immovable object

>Wolfgang Peep Gnagflow
Sounds like a soundcloud rapper.

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>elliot rodger versus the chad and his staceys

>Poster looks exactly the same
Creept

Left has nigger proportions

A wound is not a vagina.

top kek

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>Lovecraft v Goebbels

>2 lolis
vs.
>fire
hmmm this is a tough one

mirin those birthin hips on the right. But I got to go with 2kat

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>Melodrama about Will Ferrall as a single dad raising twin brother John C Reillys.
I'd watch it

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CIA on the left

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thank you versusposter for using the superior left vs right format instead of the other retarded format that ends up with like some ultrawide versus super thin image

2kat's got a strong stance but weak legs

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Lol why is this thread so fuckin funny

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Twuoout has way more fingers and could probably fuck up that slow wide faggot

this fucking thread

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Yeah you are, just like all trannies

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>HOOH POOH
>SUCCUS SUCCUS

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the Virgin Eraaie vs the Chad Noggon

Get teG would beat the shit out of that Yakub looking mother fucker.

Hey Achilles! Why did your mom give you two shields?

GAMERS RISE UP

>no John C Reilly vs 2 John C Reillies
How does him stand a chance

best ITT, look how fucking based YOOY is

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holy fuck lmao I just laughed at this for a good minute. Thanks, user

HUUUH obviously, look at his package

For me, it's Napoopan

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Noelleon clearly has the higher rank

One John C Reilly with two heads actually.

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>Home Emo vs Enola Alone

Your in for a Raw War with Noelleon

Can someone transform a Midsommer poster for me...I don't know how...

checked
That's a lot of (you)s for such a low effort post. Is 4channel finally dead?

Left looks startled
Right is in complete despair

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>117591917
>This guy

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Or perhaps they are wondering why someone would make a garbage shitpost... Before admitting they were merely pretending to be retarded

Dat mouth pussy though

>6 amy adams clones

I think we know who wins here

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bit of a toss up since REGGENENEGGER has a serious FOV advantage and SCHWARARAWHCS probably gets easily winded with only an anus to breathe through but on the other hand SCHWARARAWHCS has all the firepower.

hugh hguh is winrar

This is not a fair fight.

I'm scared

creepy how well that works

>not posting the video
youtube.com/watch?v=PJeH9_wbDK8

Left is already shitting through his pants over rights telekinetic powers

youtube.com/watch?v=PJeH9_wbDK8

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His head can detach and float away

Damn, I was too slow

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DENZEL WASISAW LEZNED is clearly a pyromancer

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WHAT IS TROYYORY HOLDING

Didn't know they made a video game of Ted Cruz

LLULL wins hands down with all those lasers. Plus his name implies he's just laughing at the competition anyhow.

>ErnnrE goes toot

ok guys I got a tough one

>PLATTALP
vs
>NOOOON

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>Morf From Zartaclalcatraz is clearly not of this earth, Escapbpacse A doesn't stand a chance

oh god

my penis

which of these two do you suppose is more powerful?

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I'm fugging dying here, too good

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PLATTALP has been noticed by the soldiers but NOOOON has not, perhaps he has some sort of cloaking ability

left looks like some illuminati shit

>PLATTALP
Defiant even in death, the enemy has to still March on him to make sure he dies
>NOOOON clearly accepting death, even welcoming it, enemies are retreating in open mockery of his pathetic gestures

Allen Ginsberg versus Hugo Strange

EDDIE MURPHIES
IN
EDDIE MURPHY

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Getteg is older and has more bulk. He has this one.

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this is a tough call. tseest is ambidextrous and he has a flaccid penis coming out of his chest which denotes excess testosterone - arguably a significant advantage - but he's also clearly mentally handicapped

>OHHH MYYYYYY

>OH MYYMOH

Is this what zoomers think is funny?

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you heard him, no fun allowed

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First day, Reddit?

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generations upon generations of inbreeding

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>get back to shitposting and flinging poo at each other over political nonsense because all this creativity and fun is gay af
seriously neck yourself

YM HOOH MY

>now kiss

>Wrecking ball cock

MARK ZUCKKCUZKRAM really fucked him over

His balls swinging lower than your grandaddy's on a hot day

Dr. Pavel I'm m'I levaP .rD

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Having a penis in your anus does not count as losing your virginity sweaty

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Of course it does. You think a woman isn't technically cheating on you if she sticks to anal? Sex is sex. Also
>sweaty
Freudian slip?

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>be Dunstsnud
>checkcehc

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>slip?
talking about slipping dicks into anuses is sick!

WTF is Brett hart doing on the right?

he's coming for your children

Why is this shit so fucking funny?

NEGGEN

blackpapkcalb, no question

>meek as fuck but with a giant entourage versus duel wielded axes
this one is hard desu

Trust no one, not even YourssruoY

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I dunno, Rehtnanther looks real spry

>oh no oo on ho
guys I'm dying

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stupid faces are funny

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Thanks...

what are they pushing in the right one Yea Forums?

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a real tough guy

>RICK, ama
the memes write themselves at this point

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YOU BIG EARED FREERF

t. the board that invented Sneedposting

>not one, but two flaming helicopters in the right-hand one
My sides are now gone.

RENT??TNER

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The delegates Dahnald

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roooor looks like a rat but he's holding all the balls
eikie's gonna have to cut a deal with him eventually

Jesus Christ Raimi...

Donmarmer.
Tis I, Surgeon Odd.
Barter with me.

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You're a big guy!

It's all about whether you can survive the first sting, he'll die immediately after.

based holy shit

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>Are you feeling stupid now drumpf?

my god look at the size of that dong

>Where's your son Fontaine?

>1000 years I have waited, amassing my army of skelegates

2016 was a nice time

Fucking chad Brad Pitt stays a chad even after mirroring

The chad outlaw vs the virgin mage

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place your bets, ladies and gentlemen

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>The Butcher of Srebrenica

Jesus christ Raimi

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Mattam wins without question

>Mattam is a beast, has two guns and a posse backing him up
This isn't even fair.

>outmanned
>outgunned
>scrawny
>can barely walk
does xirrix have any tricks up xis sleeve to get xim out of xis one?

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left could probably beat right in a fight

>good karma v bad karma

RER is coming for your anus

>JORDAMADROL

Chris Chan vs WWII Japanese stereotype

>STR v DEX

isn't that the horn that starts Ragnarok?

...eme...

please delete this

being mirrored turns him into peter serafinowicz.

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no

Berserker vs Support

>tapes dick to chest

Both look pretty menacing

>jesus vs. klingon

>does xirrix have any tricks up xis sleeve to get xim out of xis one?

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The Virgin Xirrix
The Chad Mattam

So what do you do?
......
.......
I DRIV8VIRD

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Xirrix must be latin for cuckold

>what do you want to see tonight?
>Nothing, laal

>and the big surprise is, the fucking Plaalp is fucking RAW

newgate baked beans, does ya son like these fontaine, oh by the way fontaine.

congratulations, you gotta son

all hail the great double W

This gritty new Mickey Mouse is taking it a step too far.

>Marlon Mouse

What do you say Geoffrey? Why not W?

Have disney gone too far?

I just said "BRORB" out loud and started laughing. It's too fucking early to go this fucking retarded, Christ.

>Tina the Telepath VS Radical Larry

FLIP THE COIOƆ

lmaooooo!!!

bad post, but good dubs

>Worry...
>He cleans.
>Some Butt.

Poetry

Congratuuuulations, Mista Fontaine.

You gotta son.

Pop quiz, asshole.
One. Where's ya son?

We gotta warrant for ya son. Where is he?

You gonna invite me in or am I gonna haveta show you a warrant?

Ya mind if I smoke someo'ma cigarettes for a moment?
Doc says I'll be dead in two weeks. Ya know what I told em?
Bad habit.

You tryna tell me ya don't know this guy Barry but ya holdin his bags?
That piece-a-shit Barry makes a good bahg.

THICC vs tranny

>jackie chan and eikcal nahc
vs
>the solo career of newo owen nosliwwilson

Noon obviously since He is invoking a unnatural Square Fireball and his enemies are fleeing in fear.
Plaattaalp Just accepted his fate after Saw his friends dying on the background explosion

Top kek

Benedict Cumberbatch

While HUGH HGUH has a genuine rage. There is no denying the roided up gigganaught that is NAMKCALJACKMAN

>Nam-Man
I wanna see that

Second face looks like it's asking me to blow up Megaton

It... it's you! The Hero of Kvatch!

Im in a fucking bus and its 8am and I cant stop fucking laughing

Snowppqons is a born killing machine. A ruthless and amoral survior. However this has cost him all rationality. Lost to the crushing weight of autism. Like an animal he exists, unthinking in a world he cannot begin to comprehend.

Recreiiercer on the other hand has obtained friends, kin and yet look at him. See his pain? This is a man with all the world in his hand and only the ashes of his heart to show for it. He longs for death

Left Driver is confident, we can see it because he spreads his hands, dominating the viewer
Right one is weak, unsure and has to hold two handles to calm himself, I think the winner is clear.

Starring Mark Wahlberg

how do i make these?

Right is obviously female

>Hoe is THOT
True

Left has full face plating but right could get plot armour

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>oh no oo on ho
lmao

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Apocalypse Noon

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Bro I’m stoned AF and dying

2 trinities mean double the brap power

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Go into paint, select one half of the image, copy and paste it, then reverse it, then place it one the other side.

How has this not been posted yet

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OC pls don't bully

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Notcnihngton has two ties. He can't be beaten.

i'm new to Yea Forums so i don't know how to create that link that shows the comment i'm replying to but the "unstoppable force meets an unstoppable object" is hilarious

nevermind i figured it out

i love this

>I am sissy
>I am nine apple man

wait how'd yo know he/she was trans

i wish there was an upvote system because i want to show simple appreciation for comments but don't have any commentary on them

Left is Ron Perlman

STR vs DEX

Jesus fucking Christ.

waste of digits

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Based

but it's undeniable that JUUTs hard dick works but ACTCAUSEs second pair of legs probably don't work very well or get in the way. that being said JUUTs legs are fused

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one for each brain

His face changes so little, this guy is so symmetrical.

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gymcel with his liftbro posse vs the fuckboi with his twin gfs

>Be TRRT
>Chad af facial aesthetics despite being cross-eyed
>Ambidextrous enough to wield 4 Spears simultaneously
>too brave to carry a shield, too agile to need one
>Braap-powered rocket propulsion

How is this even up for debate?

>It's !Ma'am!

Post a reaction then you top class reddit fag

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rigth is batman driving the batmovil

Left made me kek

>posting video game images from Yea Forums because you're too lazy to make your own Yea Forums related content

Fuck off.

it looks like it wants a smooch.
Would you smooch Robobor?

>Let's Go To Prison
>Video Game

Nigga what

roooor has telekinesis

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Raw strength vs technology.

underrated

This was the most retarded shit I have seen in a long time.
It was amazing. Thanks guys.

>No!