Who was in the wrong here?

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Looks weird

Why are foreigners obsessed with other people's dicks?

DUH JEWS

This thread reminds me just how small my dick is. Everyone says 5 inches is average but barely 5 seems so small. fuck life.

We learnt in sex ed that white mans penis secrets a hormone that reacts with an asian womans vagina inducing squirting

me on the right unironically
cringe and faggotpilled

girl here, uncut dicks are gross and you're doing yourself a disservice by not being circumcized

post that cut clit baby

Whenever measured in clinical settings it always is. You're just brainwashed by porn and dick threads, both of which are only going to feature penises on the larger side.

Man here, who said your opinion mattered lmfao
Stupid dumb bitch

>cutting half the nerve endings out your dick because a girl told you to
HAHAHA

>girl here

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post your armpit before thread trashes

Would you suck it Yea Forums?

lose weight

Jesus is this the issue? Every damn chink I've fucked sounds like a chew toy in a pitbulls mouth and squirts all over my walls

L O N D O N

be uncut (or have control of the sensations in your dick) with good genes and have a healthy diet full of protein and zinc

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>your future wife probably had other men cum on her face
this literally keeps me up at night

I can't even imagine how must it must suck to be a cut fag. What kind of idiot wants sex to feel worse?

How about if I meet those criteria but have a urethral stricture?

cut fag here, wouldn't know lol

lets be honest, I'm never actually having sex so it's essentially just an ornamental thing at this point anyway

poor baby :'(

ask a doctor

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>your future wife
Don't kid yourself

If I'm a girl and saw dick on the left, I'd be grossed out. Sorry. But dickcheese is a real mold in those things.

My foreskin is just about as tight as that one. Doesn't lead to any discomfort but it would be way better to have more to play around with. Wish I was getting pussy all the time that sounds much more convenient than stretching it I can't be bothered.

Yeah but they even fucked with your masturbation. Being a cutfag sucks.

Show tits and timestamp or get the fuck out

My future fembot I mean ofcourse.

Too embarrassed.

is the same dick, closetted faggot larper, thats how a healthy foreskin looks and retracts

5 is fine and irl "size queens" are generally shitty, vapid people.

I said "if I'm a girl" - learn to read yucky dick prick.

And I'm staying in this thread. 4-eva

Dilate, tranny.

Sauce?

Uncut penises are a real turn off.
Even more so than having a small one.
#TruthHurts

>uncut

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>if I'm a girl
You have this fantasy often? Dilate, discord tranny

Its unironically worse that leaf ass hurt about America

I have never (literally never) heard an American bring up Canada in casual conversation. When you go up to BC you wont meet a single person who will shut the fuck up about it. Its the same with this shit. Yes, I have a mutilated jew cock. What is also true is that I never even realized it was an issue. Ive never even thought about it.

rate my waifu

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That's obvious you retard

A real-life redpill is that body weight is one the most important factors to attractiveness. Being overweight is a massive turnoff for almost all women. Good thing is that you can change that, Get swole and lift brother

based aliceposter

bukkake is THE most based and redpilled fetish around

Eat lots of protein (for thickness and volume), be hydrated (for viscosity), don't jerk off for at least a day (takes time to produce semen), and masturbate for at least 15-20 mins before you cum (you'll only do small spurts if you cum before sufficient stimulation). If you can't shoot ropes after that, it's over for you.

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Imagine getting cut and sacrificing your own sexual pleasure for the sake of some dumb bitch's preference who will still fuck you anyway regardless if it's cut or not lol

You'd think so but no.

leather dicks are SEETHING

>this thread is still fucking up

>Over 50 replies
The absolute fucking state of Yea Forums mods

>I'm in the backseat of a car, headed out to a field
Uhh, you dont get to bring friends

We're going to hit bump limit, lads.

not as based as you

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cope more fatty

Seriously fuck kikes I want my foreskin back

Let me just go ahead and settle this entire debate for everyone in this thread right now.

I had a voluntary circumcision at age 24 and had plenty of sex before and after. It feels exactly the same. Literally. Sex and orgasms both are still great. Keeping my dick clean is also just as easy now as it was before. Zero difference.

Getting cut is almost always an aesthetic difference only unless youre fixing a medical condition (like I was). Of course all you stupid homos are going to ignore this just so you can keep talking about dicks.

Faggots.

You should sue your parents

guy here, uncut vagina are gross and you're doing yourself a disservice by not being circumcized

the only right opinion in this thread

it's so much more satisfying to shoot it over your shoulder than to just squirt it onto your tum

no one was debating anything, reddit nigger

Skeptical.

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Literally false dude. The amount of women into shitty “dad” bods is unreal. I’ve lost count of the the amount of women have told me muscles are a turn off.

It’s bizarre.

>117586602
>t. JIDF

Ritual circumcision should be a crime. Fuck jews and fuck muslims and fuck americans while you're at it.

Who cares what women think?

Would a 4channel Yea Forums work?
Out of all my time on Yea Forums Yea Forums is by far the worst board

He got that Agent J gun dick.

I'll bet good money right now none of those women were above 6's.

so you spent a handfull of years without your foreskin compared to the average american that get cut at birth

>Out of all my time on Yea Forums Yea Forums is by far the worst board
And yet here you are.

Why are NSFW threads always the best threads on Yea Forums?

if by worst you mean funniest, then I agree.

>84 replies

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frosted butts

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>BUT I COME HERE TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION

I never understand people complaining about this, I do however hate that they ban us for saying nigger now.

perhaps, but muscles and wide shoulders for men have literally been attractive ideals for thousands of years and across many different cultures.

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As soon as this thread is deleted I'm going to go get a Sausage and Egg McMuffin™

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Skeptical of what? I had a circumcision at 24. Big fucking whoop. This shit happens everyday. I wouldn’t wish the recovery on anyone though. They put these frankenstenian staples all around the head of your dick for healing purposes. My dick was leaking blood for weeks and every boner was extremely painful because the staples obviously don’t stretch but the skin of your dick sure as shit does. Fucking hell. Like your dick head was ripped every time you see some nice big titties.

Yes by worst I mean worst “taken card of”
And its pretty funny

what's her name?

This, yuropoors have dirty unwashed penises that reek. It's no wonder their women aren't breeding with them.

Based

Damn I wish I wasn't circumcised.

Wtf is this post sponsored by McDonalds? How could they endorse such a filthy thread like this one?

>ah just what I needed, clean mountain ai-

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When I have my sons, I am not going to circumcise him simply because he wont be able to consent to the procedure, my gf pretty much agrees with me on that point anyway.

>hurrdurr the foreskin doesn't matter it's just a piece of skin and has no use
This is your brain on zog education.

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The only thing wrong about that image is shaving your pubes. Fuck that I keep my shit hairy.

If you had a pre-existing medical condition that required you to get circumcised do you think you are in a position to know what sex is like for those that do not and are uncircumcised?

enjoy losing half your stuff when she gets bored

thats looks like a plastic toy

What the fuck is wrong with Yea Forums's moderation.

Turns out muscles cant make you grow taller. What eating less can do is make your face more attractive.

>handful of years

I haven’t had my foreskin for over ten years user. Pretty sure any degradation what’ve happened by now.

bosting on ebic bred

I'm cut and literally feel nothing when my gf gives me a blowjob. It feels like air.

Overdose of basedness

Post pics of dick

make sure that delicious mcmuffin is kosher goy

>over ten years
H-how old are you, user?

Yikes another incel who does not date the girl for at-least a couple of years or gets a pre-nup based retard. Its okay user we know the Me too movement means you will get arrested.

I don't know who's more retarded. You or the Jews

based

"Her" because "she" was brainwashed by Jews

>not getting married to a woman who makes more than you

>Oh ho ho user. I know I took your foreskin about 20+ years ago, but now I’ll be taking these!

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marie kondo

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Nice movies you got here.

I lost my virginity at 16. Was circumcised at 24. 8 years of regular sex with ten years of post circumcised sex to boot.

The medical condition I was fixing was my foreskin fucking ripping/tearing. I enjoy highly vigorous sex and combined with a few other circumstances resulted in three different times where it ripped. It was so painful, that it started to affect my performance because I was constantly worried about it. I said fuck it. It’s not worth it.

Don’t regret it one bit.

Pretty face.

being a house-husband is a great fantasy to be honest but like most it rarely works out well in real life user.

I’m 34 user.

Remember. You’re here forever. It’s not a meme.

Whatever, liar.

my friends wife was so upset she cried when they were fighting about whether to do it to their new baby boy. for all the my body my choce bullshit you raosties sure do want those cut dicks no matter the cost

What does cum in a woman face feels like?

>Yea Forums
>Girl
I know that's you tranny, dilate

This. Learn to fuck well too. Don't lick pussy though. Redpill guys are against this.

Don't you mean, "Who was in the wong here?"

like sex

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My college roommate who had the procedure done a year ago said about the same thing

cope

Hello fellow stricture brother

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How the fuck do people eat things like this? The last time I had something like that I felt like I was consuming something made for my-600-lb-life people.

Do people really justify mutilating genitals?
Is it just a coping method?

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> Don't eat pussy
Depends on the girl honestly, but seriously anons make it a reserved privilege only for LTR's or gfs you trust, DO NOT go down on randos.

with what?

God I need to work on getting giant, fat loads like that. Any drugs that help?

thanks janny

Good on him for fixing the problem. A ripped foreskin is no joke. I mean there’s already a ton of blood in there while you’re fucking and then this shit happens and you’re literally squirting blood into the chicks pussy depending on the severity of the tear.

It’s a god damned nightmare.

water

Never tried it but this old meme might work.

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Based Jannys

>Activision
maybe weed to get you more in the mood

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>The medical condition I was fixing was my foreskin fucking ripping/tearing.
oh fuck me, thats an actual thing?

Janny's are probably furiously and impotently submitting the threads to get deleted but mods are too busy microwaving hot pockets, fapping or watching anime.

jannies asleep

The amount isnt true but it definitely works. So does the pineapple thing but that isn’t worth it

my cope is telling myself that its only the euro dicks or american incels who seem to care about it. no one who has a norma love life and cut dick even gives a fuck. it comes off like the fat chicks in school trying to convince each other why the prettier girls are actually ugly whores

but like i said i have the mark of the goy slave so i dont really know

posting in epic bread

I have a 7.5 inch long 5.5 inch girth uncut penis

first time posting this webm

thoughts?

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>158 replies

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That's a giant cock

she's an evil cunt

god i love cock so much

Why yes user I too have this along with a 100% Bavarian phenotype.

Aliceposter why do you do this to yourself?

Is this the Kino thread?

a lot of things can rip down there. I remember I accidentally cut my balls while drying off with a towel. I didn't feel anything at first, but then my balls spewed blood for a good hour

take it easy jerry

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It’s a terrible thing user. A terrible thing.

how is your relationship with your father user

do you have the one where she is being fucked by a twink looking faggot?
I would respect her more if she was fucking a black guy desu.

I agree most fast food is dogshit, but I think McMuffins are as edible as that stuff gets. Its just bread, cheese, egg and meat. Pretty simple.

>implying there is one at all

yes

Her face screams of missing a few chromosomes

What the fuck is your towel made of sandpaper?

It's beta as fuck

I'm procrastinating.

I appreciate your concern and will leave this thread now, I'll be back tomorrow.

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I'm a girl too, and I prefer them natural. Plus it makes oral easier.

What if I like doing it? Does that make me inherently beta and mean I need to control myself and just not do it?

>thread still up

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How is this thread still up? Jannies asleep? Setting off fireworks?

based roastie bringing the knowledge of various kinds of dick to the table

I've asked girls about this and most really don't care, some will look down on you, however if you tell girls you don't do because its beta or manly, they will peg you as insecure which is honestly worse desu.

This thread will hit the limit

No doubt

>slowmo guys next project

this thread was brought to you in part by ice cold delicious Pepsi Cola TM
and now a word from our sponsors...

>Girls tell you the truth let alone even know the truth themselves
Girls don't know what they want or think until someone tells them. If you believe shit they say you are dumb as shit.

Even worrying about the concept of beta is beta though

have sex

(((they))) are too busy making nigger-ariel threads
relax user have a good time

Tfw no juicy cock to suck

That is why arabs are in the right

>bro all women are whores and thots
based retard

>have tight foreskin
>doctor tells me i don't have phimosis
>still feels incredibly uncomfortable to pull back the skin

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I think my mother had me circumcised because she prefers the way that cut dicks look. Pretty selfish and closed-minded on her part if I must say. I wish that I were uncircumcised. My life would be completely different. My penis is a decent size and shape, but it looks like it's been to battle. And I've always masturbated in odd ways. The least irritating method of masturbation I've been able to find is pressing a vibrator wand up against the underside of my penis, edge that way a few times and then bust. It feels pretty good desu. My vibrator just broke though, so I'll just have to keep rubbing the tips of my fingers up against the underside of my penis until I don't feel too lazy to buy a new vibrator.

I dont think some people understand how horrible a circumcision can be, my skin generally dries up very easily and I assume that unprotected mucosa would dry just like my skin normally does.
Atleast thats the explanation I have for my dick feeling nothing since I can remember, I literally pinch my penis and punch it and have had incredibly rough stimulation to the glans and feel almost nothing, jerking off is a chore but necessary to relieve my libido.
this is the worst curse a man has to endure, atleast it is so in my case, I never commited to a relationship or ever slept with a girl even when I could because in the back of my mind I cant stop thinking about how Im not as I should be, Im mutilated and it fucking hurts.
this is not a fucking pasta and fuck off if youre going to say some retarded shit, I wish this upon no one, I just wanted to let this out.

how much money do you make a year and do you have your own place?

Classic fag
I solely blame the internet for amount of trannies there are. There has always been fags but the extreme homosexuality is a creation of YASS QUEEN culture

He's right though.

Dumb virgin. Try talking to 2 other women besides your mother and grandmother and you'll see the pattern. It's even worse when you're actually dating them since they're fucking clueless about everything

I’m a neet

Another quality, on-topic Yea Forums thread. Almost an hour old.
Do you think the mods will put this one on their resume' ?

I would desu

Always remember user that they mutilated us at birth purely for profit and torture.

cirp.org/library/history/peron2/

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If real, that makes sense. You won't find a viable mate if you're not self sufficient.

UberEats™ gave me a 30% off voucher.
What cuisine should I get to eat with my kino tonight?

thinkin about 'avin a cheeky fap lads

70k and yes. I’m not neet. It’s bizarre there’s someone larping as me in here.

Ironically have sex and stop thinking all women are the same autists. Are some women vapid and braindead? Yes but thats not the majority.

Kike.

With a cock that nice looking you'd be a fool not to

This thread will reach bump limit

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Stretch it in the shower every day before you go and get cut like one of these retards. Don't just get hard and try pulling it back gently tug it open and forward while you're flaccid.

women are highly susceptible to groupthink and you know it. think about who uses the phrase "its not a good look" and how they use it. if women couldnt vote we wouldnt all be getting jewed into oblivion

Why can’t Eurocucks stop thinking about American cocks?

Bullshit. You don't know what you're talking about loser.

>Are some women vapid and braindead? Yes but thats not the majority.
Found the 13 year old! Ayyy!

Kike.

THREAD
STILL
UP

You’re right, why would anyone want to imitate someone as refined as you?

For me? It’s gotta be the McChicken

Every guy you shake hands with has touched their dick
Every pussy you lick has had blood seeping out of it
Who cares nigga, get over it.

Kike

4th of July senpai

A bug juicy kielbasa

wtf are mods even doing with this thread

Just sue your cunt of a mother

Fapping to it

monitoring this thread

masturbating to penis

I'm not a jew. I wished I wasn't circumcised. I realized it was my dick's sheath. but here how I was circumcised.

>11 years old
>mom decided to cut me
>at the clinic a beautiful nurse gave me a handjob
>erect penis was easier to work with she says
>I have to wear my sister's skirt for the next 30 days
>be a laughing stock in classroom for wearing for always wearing sundress
>girls mess with me as I'm with them now for wearing girly dress. they always to try to upskirt me
>peeing is brutally painful. gave me infection
>every time I pee I'm enduring the pain. pee gets all over my skirt.
>I'm wearing skirts for 2 months

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didn't even realize, I'm a leaf

Gentle reminder that if you eat meat the chances are that it was certified kosher by a rabbi who specializes in ritualistically torturing animals to death for Moloch.

It’s not the fault of women that nobody touches your penis user.

>70k and yes

have sex

Lets get this thread to bump limit

Didn't retract my skin at all until I was a teenager. Finally pulled it all the way one day in the shower. Anyone know this feel? Beyond hypersensitive it was amazing.

whats the most national Canadian day you guys got?

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what the fuck is this post

imagine this thread being the highlight of your day

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no

but are you an incel

>he doesn’t know

Was there any cheese?

If you aren’t larping, how was hand job?

>70k
lmao

>I have to wear my sister's skirt for the next 30 days
but why

dunno. it makes the operation easier

>throwing a woman down, holding her waist in the air, and munching until she cums and begs you for a dicking is beta

It’s the highlight of my July 5th for sure

dumb smelly slut

cool off shlomo

Probably Canada Day, it's July 1st

Imagine wearing briefs and pants with your dick swollen

Sure thing poorfag

I think I was around 12 when I first did it. Felt like I had discovered a superpower. Cut fags will never know the joy of having a sheath.

based
how many women do you know, user?
>my wife
>my two sisters
>her two sisters
>her mother
>my mother
>my 4 cousins
all thots and retards

nice thread

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if you could suck any actor's dick whose would you suck

this image has magical properties, and will grant me dubs.

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tfw heading to aruba in a month and going to fuck sex workers, see ya virgins later (:

you risk throat cancer

There's a long list lol

>fucking AIDs ridden nogs
LMAO

It could be a Calfornia beaner. There are a ton on Yea Forums and they love to talk about their gently used 3 series they bought with their shekels from selling tmobile contracts

So Yea Forums has finally become Yea Forums2.0 with worse moderation. The prophecy has been fulfilled.

Queen Victoria day

>Not getting the HPV Vaccine
Not going to make it bro

>finally

what was the purpose of cutting dicks up?

Those Aid ridden nogs get tested every week user, thats pretty clean compared to trolling bars.

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Man this one has been up a while. I wonder why. You start to see a real pattern of some shit that isn't suppose to stay up staying up longer than others.

>finally

Unironically decreasing sexual pleasure.

thanks for telling the truth. it feels good to get shit off your chest, especially as an anonymous blogpost, right?
most people will hate you for it, but it really is a helpful method of stress release and as long as you don’t do it all the time, it’s basically harmless

What’s the point of sexual pleasure if you don’t have sex?
>inb4 muh masterbation

same, worried about phimosis for ages and then over a pretty short span of time i just worked at it in the shower and with lotion and the only pain was how insanely sensitive the head was
now i can't even remember how long it took, could have been weeks or weeks

Try me beb

men get that?

sex is easy to obtain. People literally exchange it directly for money. You have no excuse for not having sex if you want it.

should I watch Bladerunner 2049? and do I need to watch 2022 first?

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wow wtf dude

guaranteed (You)s and actual retards continue taking the bait

WHY CANT I STOP THINKING OF HER AHHHHH SHE EVEN CHEATED ON HER BF WITH ME
I HATE ROASTIES

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But why ruin a newborn's life?

dont even need money, we have Tinder

>285 replies

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*weeks or months

Liar. If not, consider suicide

Aside from being thoughtlessly cruel I don't know. People are stunningly easy to manipulate into doing horrible things.

Gee, you would think people on here would figure that out

>cuck fantasies

>have to pay for dinner
lmao

Yea unless you want to get throat cancer from complications.

i did this at like 16 lmao

Uncut dudes definitely have a stronger reaction to my brojobs, I have to watch my teeth and beard around them, but the difference between the two is nowhere near as much as the difference between a healthy cut cock and a dry keratinized one. At least try to make the most of what you have, whether it's 75% of what nature gave you or 90%.

Yes but there will be some people saying they can't get laid off tinder but the fact that you can pay a woman to fuck you means there is legitimately no excuse.

I really dont know how else to deal with it, I never talk about it people I know in person.
when I was a teenager and talked about this issue with my parents they just told me I was silly and not to think too much about it, they even laughed at me.
everyday I wake up and think about I always rejected girls I liked and how I never really felt actual sexual pleasure my whole life.
It really does a number to your confidence and it sorta devoid me of any purpose in life, I know this sounds drastic but all I ever really cared for the most was building a family but I kept pushing the few women who seemed to care and I just have been dealing with anxiety and suicidal thoughts for the longest time.
I dont blogpost often at all and I dont want to sound like Im seeking attention but rarely do I get a chance to talk about this shit.

yuck, gay

I'm not lying and I might commit suicide. I mean I think she's just very bad at it; Doesn't use her tongue or have fun with it at all. I'll just make her learn.

Post your number pls

>the state of Yea Forums jannies
How does it feel being absolutely useless?

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great thread you guys

I fucked my ex who is still dating the guy shes cheated on. I’ve had sex with multiple women since then but still get a boner just thinking about her tight pussy

post more cumshot compilations

>B-B-BUT THE FORESKIN HAS PLEASURE NERVES

Hahahaha is this what uncut virgins tell themselves as a way of coping with their incel status?

sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160414114249.htm

auajournals.org/doi/10.1016/j.juro.2015.12.080

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>sex is easy to obtain.
If it is, we shouldn't be having a 30% male celibacy rate.

Have sex

ive been jacking off at least twice a day for the last 15 or so years and likely suffer from the death grip syndrome, would it really matter if I was cut or uncut at that point?

well sex is still a taboo so I guess I could imagine nutcases wanting to harm and ruin the sex life of others before they even lived for a day
heard cervixes back in the ancient day were easy to dilate and birth was pleasuring

more story. How long has she been your ex and how long was she dating the guy before you fucked her again?

you got the vaccine?

"feels like air" isnt a thing though. working the tip and hurting you because its too sensitive is a thing if youre circumcised, which is the opposite of feeling nothing

very based

These people are putting in either zero effort or zero dollars.
You have to put in something to put your dick into something.

Kinos for this feel?

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you can literally pay for it, its just incels are too proud to pay for sex

>thread about cocks
always knew this board was full of faggots

It's a thing for me. I feel no sensation whatsoever other than a vague warmth. Often times my penis head is completely numb at all times. Which is weird because I can still jerk off without lube and cum quickly during sex.

>These people are putting in either zero effort or zero dollars.
I seriously doubt that they're putting in zero effort. If it was 10%, I'd probably agree, but 30%?

Something's horribly wrong.

guys just let the jews cut your dick up what's the problem?

Kek,My mom retracted my foreskin when i was about 13 because i had so much cheese underneath that it started to hurt and i told her because i though i was ill and she ended up washing my dick and taught me how to clean it properly.

no they're too scared of sex
literal manchildren cowards

I'm 2 shots in going on my third and final yes, its definitely worth it considering some 50-70% of women/men can have this shit.

Yea Forums was kind of degenerate today

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If they're putting in effort for zero results it's time to put in dollars.

>What did you do for your 4th of July evening user?
>Ahhhh welllll...you know...stuff

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I had my circumcision when I was 14 and my dick felt exactly the same afterwards, sorry for you faggots complaining you feel nothing but it sounds to me like you got some retarded doctor and he fucked up badly

bro just eat less

fucking kek

what?
i've never been overweight in my life, fatty

pics?

>hit the bump limit

We did it Yea Forumseddit!

It's just hyperbole.

nobody asks me this because I have no friends or talk to anyone but I would just say " i saw some fireworks" and thats it

Women are so trash men would rather have robot wife's and holograms that scrounge for the scrapes leftover thanks to their monopoly on pussy.

cut is far, far superior to uncut. I actually feel sorry for the poor cheesy fucks.

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We haven't reached the limit just yet. I won't be happy unless we get past 400 replies.

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So, prostitution?

>tfw tomorrow is my 25th birthday
>neet and no friend
I feel lonely,I will probably watch full metal alchemist the whole day

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tfw turning 27 in 2 months and in that same situation

/pol/tards absolutely seething in this thread lmao

New thread?

I’m 20, have no friends and spend all day shitposting. i thought I’d share my story too.

I mean, it's kinda your fault you don't pursue hanging out with people. Find people at work or find a shop that caters to your interest and look for events.

If you're not at least in your early 30's you're a summerfag

Nah,don't have any in my phone

I can give the long story if thread stays alive but tldr
>dated 5~ months
>broke up around last Dec 1. and no contact for 4 months
>start randomly talking here or there
>she started dating new guy around March (roastie red flag)
>friendship with me and her best friends ramp up and I eventually bang her best friend around November
>around 1 year ago from when we broke up i bang her (did it again the night after)
>she graduates and is back near her formally long distance bf
>everytime she came back to college we’d makeout a ton but now I graduated too
Now we barely talk. I’m used for attention mostly at this point

Shit, atIeast I have user be my friend for a thread

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want a real red pill? marry a thin woman.

the mother of my children had almost that exact shape when we met. better if anything. 2 kids later and its not looking super good. i still love her very much, but if i could do it over 100 out of 100 times i would take a naturally slight woman. just remember i said this if you strike out.

Now what

How tf is this thread still up? Are jannies sleeping? Setting off fireworks? WTF??

guys, lets murder the jews :D

You could always go get a job at Costco™

W-wait, it's possible to pull the foreskin back?

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Regular FMA or Brotherhood? Happy early birthday user.

neat. Just making sure I'm not the current boyfriend in this scenario. Timelines are near but don't add up. My GF broke up with her ex around Dec2016/Jan2017. We started dating June 2017, but she went back to school and I was always petrified of her getting back together with her ex while she was there. Luckily it seemed like she did absolutely nothing with anyone on campus all year and I visited her like every other week.

Not Norwich University, was it? Were you in ROTC?

Whatever (((you))) say

meant for

oh my goodness user

no, this is pysop

WE ARE
WE
ARE
COSTCO

deny the science all you want, kiddo

Our dear white supremacist symbol frog is getting mainstream.

Remember me when you reach the top, smug pepe.

I went to Virginia Tech
And yeah everytime her bf visited she would ghost me for a couple days after. You should be good user. Paranoia and jealousy suck but can’t trust these roasties

I watched the first few episodes of FMA thinking that FMA is the prequel of FMA brotherhood, but then I learned that brotherhood is the remake, so I Don't really know what to do, I reached the part where the loli turn into a dog

>120 posters

Is this everyone on Yea Forums right now basically? Was this thread a glorified roll call thread?

yeah, thanks for exchanging stories. I know she didn't fuck on me but the paranoia is fucking horrible. Hope you can find a nice tight pussy gf again soon. I love mine.

Is Yea Forums really that low pop? Or do people just not post/its late and a holiday?
Everyone including me are in bed rn after drinking

Thank you user. Made me smile. Hope you keep yours and the joy that comes with it

find out at reddit.com

Shabooya, sha, sha, shabooya roll call!

allegedly about 80% of all people viewing a thread don't post. At least that was a common stat on other websites.

>why can't you just follow everything we say, goy

>science is all jewish lies
Ok, flat earther, whatever you say

>t.cut barbarian