Books that would make terrible films? Besides Blood Meridian

Books that would make terrible films? Besides Blood Meridian.

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The Dictionary

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neuromancer

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Gods Debris

You know they did Uzumaki years ago, right? It actually wasn't that good.

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Comic books

All of them.

Finnegan’s Wake

Murakami - Barn Burning

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The Holy would be based as a film though

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Based

There is an Uzumaki film, and you're right it is terrible.

Actually I take that back, I would watch a 3 hour movie about a psychic gorilla telling stories about how shitty and cancerous humanity is

harry potter

You can see without the nostalgia google that harry potter was not that good when you see fantastic beast.

Malick could do it.

**taps mic**
The Lord of the rings.
**drops mic then runs and hides**

It'd be mindless housewife-horror dreck based entirely only on the family premise.

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I can't stand people wanting to see this adapted. It's like people don't think a story is valid unless there's a fuckin movie for it.