Books that would make terrible films? Besides Blood Meridian.
Books that would make terrible films? Besides Blood Meridian
The Dictionary
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neuromancer
Gods Debris
You know they did Uzumaki years ago, right? It actually wasn't that good.
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Comic books
All of them.
Finnegan’s Wake
Murakami - Barn Burning
The Holy would be based as a film though
Based
There is an Uzumaki film, and you're right it is terrible.
Actually I take that back, I would watch a 3 hour movie about a psychic gorilla telling stories about how shitty and cancerous humanity is
harry potter
You can see without the nostalgia google that harry potter was not that good when you see fantastic beast.
Malick could do it.
**taps mic**
The Lord of the rings.
**drops mic then runs and hides**
It'd be mindless housewife-horror dreck based entirely only on the family premise.
I can't stand people wanting to see this adapted. It's like people don't think a story is valid unless there's a fuckin movie for it.