Have sex

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check'd

oooh me too me too!

Impressive. Very nice.

That's cool I guess but watch this 7

Impressive.

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check'd

Start quoting anti-roastie statistics and BF her FO.

That's a girl though, the only people who say "have sex" are kissless virgin male feminists

Smoke meth

>>have sex
>How do you respond?
>Lactate
Your move

A-user...

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This is now a dubs thread.

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Correct, a girl wouldn't even bother speaking to you

No u

by having sex

Bend over

>announces a single
>scores a get
I feel it shouldnt count

having sex

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Please help

five get

He was being ironic. God! Why the fuck doesn't anyone understand art these days?

nah, check mine

Nobody says "have sex" except for 4channers

singles and this guy dies alone having never known the feel of a woman's flesh from this moment on.

Dubs and a hyper cute girl becomes my girlfriend this summer.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEVER GET DUBS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Those singles are very cool user. But that's nothing. Watch this.

and 4channelers

bend over

you will get dubs if you reply to this post

ahaha dubs and you become my girlfriend

Impressive and verynicepilled

Based counterspell
You're the incel now lmao

Behold!

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT LADS. MY DUBS PROVE IT.

Impressive...but

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Check

Dubs and I get a hot rich girlfriend within two months.

Let's see.

dilate

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I'm actually that user
please be real

Time to uncurse this thread. Check 'em.

OP BTFO

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dubs and everyone else gets singles

Nice

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The virgin 4channer vs The Chad 4channeler

By not having sex, that'll show em all

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sorry

Dubs and I get a hot doctor girlfriend.

Somebody call Moot

BASED ALEX JONES GET

You are all doing it wrong.

very nice.

However I'll show you something impressive.

What you're seeing right now is singles

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check these out

>Not even singles
Lmao

Dubs and I become the hot doctor girlfriend and reject user

Check THIS out!

Cursed post

ABSOLUTELY DUBBED ON

7 replies all singles is almost as impressive as dubs

Dubs and everyone in this thread is gay but me.

will i get sex

this post is very bad luck

What did he mean by this?

KEK

CHECK MY FUCKING DUBS NIGGERS

Ahegao

I just get dubs whenever I want no need for a special post

Dubs and this faggot takes eight cocks up the ass a day.

epic

me have sex

me good mate, provide stability, get dubs

0 isn't singles nigga

Dubs and one of the girls I want becomes my girlfriend this month and I leave Yea Forums.

THE CHOSEN ONE

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Is this a fucking joke?

neat

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rerolling for you

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Pud benis in bum :DDDD

bros we're gonna make it

Dubs and user stays here forever

What's your favorite version of American Psycho? For me it's the Czech dub.

Absolutely blessed post

FUCK YOU

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If dubs everyone gets a shy gf

And these are doubles

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Give me the magic. Now.

Nice

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if dubs everyone gets big titty gf

>he blew his load too early

Fucking ruined

Based Goku so strong he accidentally gets trips instead of dubs

reply to me and receive the magic now and forever

Witnessed

This post was me. I'm the winner on bottom

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Your mother wasn't that great the first time around

checked

Dubs are overrated

dubs and I jerk off

Okay. Now this is epic.

>tfw no dubs

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ruined but kino at the same time

My dad said it... took some time but I finally did it with a girl (female)

...

then its a good thing you didn't get them

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I have dubs too

...

let me try

I'll get them for you t

fuck

If dubs then every user in this thread will be blessed with good luck and happiness for the next year

>How do you respond?

Have thee incel

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>mfw another post with no dubs

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...

quads

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dubs and you die alone

name a time and place babe ;) lookin good tonight!

rollerino

God I wish that were me. I also wish I could get dubs.

dubs and everyone in this thread gets a gf this year

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If I get dubs then I will cut off my feminine penis

no dubs here

no dubs my user

TOO STRONG

I'll get them for you user

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dubs please
spare any dubs bros...

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Dubs and Yea Forums is shut down forever, freeing us of this digital prison.

fuck off fag

let me see what i can give you

here

you will die dubless user

VERY cursed thread

SON OF FUCKING CUNT

responding to my own post, dubs and dies alone

This is clearly a dubs thread. Let's see if we can get you something.

my 5 proves otherwise

WEW

Have a coin, beggar

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IT IS THE DUBS WHO ARE EVIL

Based. Give me some of the power.

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Kek

dubs and we all get gfs(male)

Oh no no no no! Look at his shoes!

THEN YOUR DIGITS ARE LOST

Dude dubs is not hard to get

Fuck the poor, I'm not going to spare a singl- WAIT THAT WASN"T FOR YOU NOOO

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If God wills it

Liar

Yeah I know bro. Just look at mine it's so easy.

dubs and gf

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if dubs dies

Shit meant to post in another thread, heres my dubs you fucking nerds.

Dubs and we get to share the qt in OP’s post

Dubs and you are fag

Quads and girlfriend.

yes yes dubs is nice
HOWEVER!

Umm, I'm a girl sweatie...

It's fun and games until you see my 8

POOP SCOOP POOP WOOPDIWOOP

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get rekt faggot

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There are no girls on the internet. Dubs confirms it

Mmm honey but you dont...

Dubs and you suck my cock

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check'em

Dubs and Lea becomes my girlfriend this summer.

s-sorry

have white children

check deez nuts sis lol

Singles and you're a tranny

trips for big titty gf

This 7 means you’re gonna wake up a black guy tomorrow

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Fuck women

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digits and all of you will stay virgins

Why do girls get dubs and I never do?

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epic

Dubs and Manon becomes my girlfriend this summer.

dubs and you get aids from homosexual rape

Trips override

jokes on you im not a virgin

Be thankful for this 3, it means you get 3 additional peepee inches

SOMEONE REMOVE THE CURSE
REMOVE THE FUCKING CURSE

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based elephante
check this 4

Dubs and I reverse the curse and I lose my virginity this summer with a hot girl.

nice try.
dont have sex

Very well. These dubs will save us.

no, but THESE will

Dubs and u are a rekt faggot

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I dont usually do this but, dubs and you will all have sex with a girl(male) someday

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please god let me get what i want this time

open your legs

Dubs and I get a hot rich girlfriend this summer while you all die alone.

wahhh zhoom
THIS IS THE END FOR YOU, MY MASTER

HAHAHA try again fag

dubs

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Dubs and we all get saved except this user.

He drops the ball yet again. Fortunately I’ve got yer big dick dubs right here

IT'S OVER ANAKIN. I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

Dubs and I am reborn as maisie william's first tampon

THIS IS MY MOMENT

trips

oh shit

U did it fren

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But I have had sex with a 2 chicks and a guy desu

fag baka senpai

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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Dubs and I have sex with the girl I want within two months.

It's kind of the "just be happy" of bad social/sexual health. I'm not a 36 year old virgin because I can interact with women properly. For some people, "have sex" just isn't an option. Or at least, it's not that simple.

And it's not like I don't try. I've spoken to therapists about it, they tell me that I'm fine and that I should have no unusual trouble finding a girlfriend or someone to have sex with. But they can't diagnose my problem either. There are dating services in silicon valley that cost about $5k or so (maybe more now) that can do mock dates and such but even if I lived there I don't have that kind of money.

That aspect of life just doesn't click for some people.

JUST GIVE ME TRIPS

He nailed it!

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Sex? I'd rather have dubs

Dubs of higher value removes the curse on my virgin brothers.

These dubs say it was two guys and a girl (male)

No shit. The point of the meme is that normies can't fathom not being able to have sex if you want it.

Yes

GULP

*Dabs*

Dubs and I lose my virginity to the hottest girl I know this month.

heroes

are you retarded?

Godbless

das it mane

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WE CAN BE HEROES JUST FOR ONE DAY

Savior

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Dubs and E. becomes my girlfriend very soon.

Who is E?

a dude obviously

I got you, senpai. Singles and it happens next Monday.

I might have some...

I see. That's gay user.

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rerolling for the opposite

Dubs and I believe you.

If dubs curse is recast and you remain virgins

BTFO

I thought the point of the meme was to shame virgins

still going for those trips

hecking rad and based

That scriptag faggot is ruining this thread.
Dubs and he dies in his sleep.

dubs and your new trip becomes sissysoiboi

dubs and i become a virgin again

based

If dubs curse is recast. If trips the curse cannot be removed and you shall all remain virgins for eternity.

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>used goods

here, take mines

Dubs and the curse can never be cast again.

Nice check my 1

so many failed trips
when will it be my time

Rollin'

If dubs curse is recast. If trips the curse cannot be removed and you shall all remain virgins forever

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Dubs and E, L or M becomes my girlfriend before the end of the month.

rollerino

dubs and everyone ITT dies in their sleep tonight

If dubs curse is recast. If trips the curse cannot be removed and you shall all remain virgins for all time.

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Step aside, faggots! I got this.

YO

gotta go fast

Dubs and I get a girlfriend out my league in the next weeks.
Singles and I kill myself.

trips

Re rolling.

rolling to save the life of an user

based
also based

dub

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Winrar. Virgin brothers are safe and if dubs will lose their virginity no later than the end of this year.

the anime was confusing

Dubs and you suffer a violent rectal prolapse

Very close. Maybe he should just self-harm

yeah but...

oh shit

dubs and user livestreams it

Dubs and I convince the girl who used to love me to become my girlfrined.

I love how OP tries to make a shitpost thread and it turns into a dubs rolling thread.

>5511
confirms life is a confusing anime
digits and this user becomes a big homo

dubs and user fucks your ass before killing himself

dubs and we all make it

Stay mirin

ₚₑₕ

rerolling for a dick inside my asshole

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Dubs and u die bich

Dubs and a hot girl becomes my girlfriend and make me feel alive again this summer.

woah...

dubs and we all make it by becoming trannies like the janitor

Dubs and I steal this user's would-be girlfriend.

dilate

Dubs i marry a big booty black gf

Dubs and I get a girlfriend I like in the next few weeks.

If I get repeating digits the janny has to sell his ass to me

Trips are dubs retards. What does that post number end with? It ends with two of the same number.

Based dubs confirm

Dubs and I am your girlfriends

dubs and user stops asking for a girlfriend because he dies

Dubs and I get a hot rich girlfriend and never post on Yea Forums again.

sex is boring

dubs CONFIRMING trips are dubs
if this post is dubs then dubs are quads

dubs and we all kill ourselves

you will never get dubs user its over i have the high ground

Nice quads

Dubs and sex with a woman you love is confirmed to be the best thing a man can feel.

hoy shit these quads

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Dubs and I get a hot girlfriend that I love this summer and leave Yea Forums.

>asks for dubs
>gets quads
How can a man be this based?

>user went the whole thread without getting dubs for a girlfriend

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I shall strike you down and make you more powerful than ever.

Dubs and I finally get a hot rich girlfriend this summer.

And now to seal his fate.
reroll

Those are some epic dubs

What are you talking about? I give him my dubs

Don't worry bro I got it for you.
reroll

you know its fucked that neither one of us have got dubs yet during this little back and forth

digits and the world ends sunday

>How do you respond?
like this
youtube.com/watch?v=R9F7HVOs-Ug

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4’s for NTR

Dubs and I get a model looking girlfriend soon.
Singles and I become a fag.

Until now! Fuck. Singles again.

Lend me your strength.
rollerino

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Based user
Dubs and I get a red head gf in the next year.

Dubs and my best friend helps me to get a girlfriend I like this summer.

Dubs and you both die

>page 6
user has to die before the thread does.
Roll!

Dubs and I get a qt3.14 girlfriend this month.

join us dubless user

Faster!

holy shit
NICE

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Dubs and I get a hot rich girlfriend to put me out of depression.

Roll

Good bye, my brother. I hope to join you in Dubs'halla... some day.

Dubs and I stop posting and I get a hot rich girlfriend this summer.

Dubs and it gets nullified.

Rerolling for both.

But in time, you will join me in the sun. In time

Holy fricken ex-incel

sushi roll

You guys are fucking newfags. This is how easy it is to get dubs. ^

Is this the most important post ever to grace 4channel?

BTFO

The fate of the world lies in this roll. Grant me dubs!

Newfag here. Check em. *dabs*

>66
>00
I.... I guess so