Teeth (2007)

>Movie about a Vagina that has teeth and bites when it is being raped
>Actually kino as fuck
>Main girl also a total cutie

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it's been a while since I've seen this mentioned anywhere.

I had no idea it existed until I watched last night.

Girl who showed me presented it as "the worst movie ever" but I thought it was actually incredibly well done and was wonderfully directed

a strangely hilarious movie

Was all the rage on Yea Forums when it came out

actually a very based and redpilled feminist film

>cannes winner
>sundance winner
Pass

VAGINA
DENTATA

Same with American Psycho, the director spins the yuppie angle into a masculine violence angle

What the fuck was his problem?

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Does she have to brush down there
Can she use an electric toothbrush without having an orgasm

i saw this in theaters when i was in jr high. i had a gf at the time who begged me to fuck but i was too scared because of this movie. never fucked her.

>I HAVEN'T JERKED OFF SINCE EASTER

based retard who believes everything he sees in movies

You should watch the sequel.

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I was in middle school when this came out and all the boyz were like DON'T BITE MY DICK OFF BRO

based

I didn't feel like fucking the girl I was with last night after watching this.

Granted I was high (dude weed lmao) and already cummed once pre-movie.

Not because my dick was going to cum off, but those sex scenes were too realistic and made sex look bad for goyim, probably as the (((director))) intended

>tfw I can remember this but most of the time between then and now is blur

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The teeth are only activated when she is being raped by someone. Be it hand, dick, etc.

She can have sex as long as it's consensual

Would you bros risk it? Like even if she told you she wanted to have sex I wonder if she wasn't enjoying (even if consensual, like some slight pain or something) it'd bite your dick off

i was 14 ;_;

Imagine

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Nah it's k.

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So how many times does the same person gets raped to make a full movie?

not that guy i remember fucking my gf back then and i remembered this movie and i got soft lol

no wonder she's your ex lol

If memory serves she had sex with a truck driver at the end just to see if it was still there and it bit his dick.

Teeth? More like, Sneed!

Dangerous Seductress (1995)
Indonesian sci-fi/horror about a possessed chick who seduces guys and cuts off their cocks with her cunt

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his girlfriend was a cutie

14 year olds aren't supposed to believe in supernatural stuff

i was a really dumb kid
she got really hot too so it double sucks

Good movie

>Would you bros risk it?
rape her with a lead pipe first, problem solved

>2007 was 5 years ago
what have i been doing with my life. where did the time go

got any pix?

>THE PROPHECYYYY

i feel like i shouldnt post that here but yes

come on don't be a pussy

How is it a horror movie if it only bites when she gets raped?

I wouldn't even consider it a horror movie, it's weird, it can't be classified really as anything.

maybe in some kinda pm but i really don't need her yelling at me for it again

look like someone is getting raped in the butt

how would she find out? does she browse here or something?

someone from here contated her last time because i'm still a dumb

>6/10 girl
>every guy within a 20 mile radius of her wants to fuck her brains out

fuck this movie

just put a black box over her eyes or something bro

they wanted her because she was forbidden fruit.

Same

I own this. Bought it from Blockbuster. Time flies.

too anxious sorry qt

....not really? Unless I missed something?

>when she is being raped by someone. Be it hand, dick, etc.
its not rape unless its dick

What if the rapist fucks her ass instead of her pussy?

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WHAT A HORRIBLE PHRASE

it's a reaction image goldmine. lost all my screencaps tho

5/10, made me count my fingers