Do Americans really...?

Got to take the wings out of the oven first!

>sportsfags
>alpha
do you know any sportsdorks?

Very last redeemable quality of Amerimutts. Too bad most of them do it to stroke their own ego and feeling of superiority, basically right-wing version of virtue signaling.

whats the problem

>crying and taking a photo and holding a pan of chicken wings

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Yup. I've seen pictures of people taking a knee watching football too. What a world of retards we live in.

Let me guess: those are illegal in yurup.

Not him but I cringe when I see peeople cheering sports.

>it's another "Europeans have been so througly brainwashed by globalism they cannot even comprehend the concept of patriotism" episode

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>they are all fat
What a surprise you fat retarded subhumans

Yeah if you want to come over and bomb everything South of Indiana including Indiana, that'd be cool

Imagine saying globalism unironically

Sure, Europeans hate America. But they also hate their own countries, cultures, histories and families, so it's not like it's unusual for them. They teach them to complain from a very young age over there.

do other countries really not have these? are you actually going to have to hold onto the handle that thousands of people have used since it was last cleaned for a full minute or more?

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Imagine unironically thinking globalists don't exist

>saluting without a fucking cover

America truly was a mistake.

What are they watching? Please reply.

>Kinder eggs are illegal in America because the inbred children are retarded enough to eat the toys inside the chocolate
this will never not be the funniest thing on this planet

third worlders don't have technology

based

>having rules governing when you can put you hand next to your head

oh say can you see

they are not. they never have been completely illegal and you can find them in grocery stores nowadays. they just arnt very popular. How this meme got spread across the internet so widely I will never understand

>be Euro truck driver
>it's illegal to put the little trigger lock thingies on pumps because MUH ENVIRONMENT
>have to stand there like a fucking retard holding a pump handle for five minutes straight
>then go to the other side of the truck and do the exact same thing to fill the other tank

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holy shit, the absolute lack of self consciousness in those ameritards

>How this meme got spread ... I will never understand
because it's true you retarded inbred fuck: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise#United_States
>As of 2017 Kinder Joy eggs, a variant lacking the encased toy, are sold in the United States, although Kinder Surprise eggs remain banned.

cause they desperately want to believe it

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What, stand straight and salute during the anthem?
Yes, though a more common variant is right hand over the heart. Most Americans really do care about patriotism. Shit, I can still remember the Pledge of Allegiance by heart after all these years.

Yes, and you should too.

do swedes really think this ?

I believe ya. There's tons of candy and snack foods that are country specific, don't see why Kinder Eggs would be any different.

Only the most fat and unintelligent white trash does that.

Non americans cry to sleep

blacks as usual ruin everything

t. larping amerimutt

thank for taking wings out of oven

>acting superior because your third world country doesn't know what a "choking hazard" is

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God I wish they had these in canada

>I-I-I didn't want your stupid delicious chocolate and toy anyways!
inbred fox and the sour grapes kek

oh no, a retard

Taking away from your insane tangent I just wanna point out that putting plastic inside kids chocolate isn’t a very good idea in the first place.

t. inbred retard

>American spawn being so braindead they manage to choke on Kinder eggs

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No u

Are americans inbred or 56%? Can you make up your mind? How many people even live in your country, less than the population of NYC?

>eat chocolate
>find toy inside
>lick all the chocolate off toy
>develop affinity for licking chocolate to get a prize
>become porn star sucking on BBC for cocaine

Sounds pretty European to me.

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Wait do they not?

>patriotism
>GAW BLESS THE USA AND GAW BLESS THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY INVADING AND DESTABILIZING HALF THE PLANET

>yuropoors don't salute the moving picture machine once a day
How else are you going to get it to show you new things????

this post is pure seethe

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>NYC, crime ridden human garbage dump
>something to brag about
kek

Manitoban here. We do. Maybe try not living in Faggot Columbia you chink shitskin.

yes

>implying this thread isn't pure Euro asshurt

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I found hilarious how the shitty kinder egg joke seemed to really hit a nerve.

Yes, I also clap at the end of every tv show episode

Now, THAT image makes my heart swell with patriotic pride.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_C0M7Q9wIKs

>I found hilarious
Thanks Ahmed, but don't you have a truck of peace to drive somewhere today?

what? We have these here in toronto

You could have had this, bongs. You could have had glory, but instead you let your lawmakers walk over you.

Not a truck driver but why not just stick a PET bottle into the handle if your hand can only hold dick for long periods of time?

OH yes, at a church in michigan. Don't worry, I will make sure only the white kids die.

enjoy

soon enough you'll be force to salute the la raza cosmica flag

jews must piss themselves laughing at good goy shit like this

god bless

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Americans hate being told they're not really free and the rest of the world has something better that they can't have

lol the american right is so fucking cringy

How come burgers are so cringe? I can understand feeling proud of where you're from but to salute your fucking tv because of it. What, you gonna get good patriot points and some tendies from the tv afterwards? lmaoooooooo

kek

I tougth they had pride in having different systems than the rest of the world. No matter if it made things shittier for them.

America =/= american government

move to the states if you want to be a hyper partisan confrontational shitstain desu

This is the most canadian post I've ever seen.
>please leave don't bully me ;__;

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THE CHAD ANTHEM SALUTER

THE VIRGIN ANTHEM KNEELER

FUCK #BLM

Nigga, we have chocolate and toys in abundance here. We don't have to combine them so you get less chocolate and a shit toy.

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>He has to stand there for several minutes holding the pump instead of just letting the pump work on it's own

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Based

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>pink cowboy boots

No way that isn't Texas.

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Sweden? Yes.

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Good little roastie. Already practicing for her adolescence.

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not american here
isn't that something normal?

>being a weak little tranny with bitch hands

God Bless America

>literally slays the Hollywood entertainment drone
Can't fault them for that

seems like a strange place to do it
good for them though

BASED HICKS

OUR ONLY HOPE AGAINST SKYNET

>yuropoors

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Yurop literally has a holiday for cardboard boxes

Based zoomers

DISGRACEFUL WEAR REGULAR CLOTHES YOU FILTHY FAGGOT

Wait, when did they start doing a moment of silence in school on Sept. 11? I was in high school for 3 more years after '01, and I don't remember that at all. Was it just a delayed reaction?

Fucking based, faggot naming himself after a socially apathetic Salinger character shillimg for a giant corporation. The hypocrisy is astounding

We have them here in Alberta.

In what fucking world? You are saying that the state does not equal the actions and ideals of the state? That Being a patriot is loving a word divorced from what it does?
>Well, boy I'm proud to be an American
>Why? For what it stands for, as a democracy?
>Well no, actually. I love this little idea of America that doesn't exist and that will never exist outside my head solely because I read somthin once that had the word "liberty" in it

Are they at a Best Buy?

>anglos

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>mentioning the wings twice

based

fuck amazon

love our country? Yes, we do.

Wait a goddamn second--other countries don't allow those? Are you that fucking dumb?

>Real Northern beer
Based Australian giving Americans a bad name

>Euroniggers can't let their car fill up while they go inside to get snacks

Pathetic

>Needing cover to salute your brain melting box
Are shootings that bad over there that you need to take cover in your own living room? Poothetic.

That bottle is an Aussie Queensland beer, this ain't kansas

You salute without a cover when reporting, you fucking retard. It's within military regulations.

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revolt against modernity

They honestly think Americans care about anything outside of America.

ENGLISH R O S E

Holy based

>thinking a fag won't be one of those guys using his uniform for attention

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I'm about to complete my masters degree, and I still love my country as much as I do my family.

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Fucking based

>snacks
Lose some weight fat mutt

you first ahmed

This is like those areal photos of remote tribes where they''re chucking spears at the helicopter.

GETCHA MOTOR RUNNING

cope more

This, but I killed my whole family in the late 90s

apple store

I agree with you but that has nothing to do with what I said

Who else is watching The Patriot tonight?

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HE KNOWS

ITS WHERE THE GAYS GO

You can salute in civilian dress if you're Army/Air Force.

>Have to be fat to eat a snack
Ok

crime was higher in rural areas for the first time in 2015 or 16, I can't remember. The "dude cities are crime ridden" meme is dead. The opioid crisis turned rural areas into country crack towns. Time to get with it.

MEL IS A NEW YORKER

BORN IN NEW YORK

See what I mean? Europoors cannot comprehend national pride.

>pride of being the country of jews, niggers and trannies
lmao

unironically based

I guess they are simply of IQs above double digits, huh
>muh patriotism not nationalism
Great job getting okey dokeyed into shining shoes

cope

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I live in rural new york and this is the biggest cope I have ever seen. nyc is a shithole dude. Anyone who makes money there lives in like westchester. Do you believe government statistics about blacks as well btw?

literally and and with great fervor i dare to say "no u"

Do Americans really...?

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uhh which one was the doner?

based

>founding fathers all freemasons only 200 years ago
>economy owned by jews since 1910s with Fed Reserve
>being forced to fight 2 world wars for the sake of their jewish masters
>all presidents elected in history of USA have been puppets to the jews
>its the most degenerate country in the world with 50% divorce rates
What do Amerimutts have to be proud of?

AMERICA IS OBJECTIVELY #1

AND ME BEING #1 ALIGNS WELL WITH THE SUPERIORITY OF MY COUNTRY

PATRIOTISM IS ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED

BUT ONLY IF UR AMERICAN :^)

That's based

ME OWN GUN THAT I DON'T USE

MUH “””””””””””FREEDOM””””””””””””

Lmao at all these triggered eurofags

RENT FREE

The declaration says life liberty and the pursuit of happiness are rights endowed by God and so therefore as long as I continue to consume burger it must be true that I am not being tricked.

why is this still done?

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why are americans like this?

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OH SAY CAN YOU SHAAAAART
IN YOUR LOCAL WALMAAAART

If England had half the patriotism middle Americans had the world would be a better place right now. Or at least maybe England would be

Give me one good reason why the world wouldn’t be better off if USA got nuked to oblivion

We didn't do it my HS like 5 years ago either. Don't know when it became a thing

literally every waking moment of your modern lifestyle

Patriotism means serving your country for the goodness of your people. Amerimutts have never done anything patriotic in their entire history. They are just a Golem created by jews since day one.

YOU ARENT THE DECIDER OF WHO GETS NUKED INTO OBLIVION

THAT'S AMERICAS JOB :^)

THE WEAK (You) SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG (AMERICA)

USA USA USA

>don't use
You can easily burn through hundreds of bullets in an hour bro

Like jewish propaganda, disgusting fast food and LGBT acceptance?

Further proof that the Army and AF are disgusting.

well having that much pibb is kind of a miracle

fuck americans but this is based. fuck amazon even more.

seething

This but unironically. What other country would you prefer to face a felony charge in?

Kinder eggs aren't illegal. I ate them all the time as a kid

We do everywhere I’ve been in BC