Could they cram more shit in a movie?

Both lead actors are shit, what did you expect?

ACT LITTLE GHOUL

No. Completely monotone.

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They can fit her massive fucking eyebrows in the movie so they can fit anything in.

who cast this block?

it's muh holocaust allegory
they just can't help themselves

It was okay.

Look up who her family are. Also I'm 100% certain Besson had her perform extravagant sexual acts on his wrinkly old French penis every day of filming.

CARA CUTE

This is ghastly.

I want to _____ Cara!

shoot

simply marry

Did she have a lobotomy?

trying to find a character you can relate to I assume?

Did this sound clever in your head?

Has there ever been anything clever in yours?

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They could have gone on to great things.

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There's literally nothing wrong with this.

>we need two cool tough romantic leads to anchor our blockbuster
>let's cast two dweeby goblins who can't act and have no charisma

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Cara was awesome but that wierd dude with her that looked like he was on a 3-day coke binge, what the fuck is with that? Did he suck the director's cock to get the role?

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Cara has to be one of the least attractive and least talented actresses to be shoehorned into roles. Her parents must truly have friends in high places in order for her to get work. Holy fuck. Can't unsee that sixhead.

her parents are the high places

don't know if it's because my expectations were stupidly low or i had a massive hangover but i actually enjoyed this AND thought cara was hot despite thinking she normally looks like a little junky chav usually

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i wanna like her cute, bleached asshole

It's a shame that the movie ended up being so meh (muh 6 millions muh evil human military dude killing innocent aliens) because the universe is pretty cool

Not him but it was pretty funny

I think a lot of people went in with a bias to dislike her even before they watched it. I was completely indifferent to the casting and while I wouldn't call it a great movie, it was enjoyable and a lot better than other recent sci fi garbage I've seen.

Valerian was an old school hero and based as fuck. Love this movie.

that film is my pleb filter

anyone who doesn't get it deserves nothing but contempt

too old for him, mate

I think the bias would be with the "EXCUSE ME SHE IS CUTE TO ME THEREFORE SHE IS AMAZING HOW DARE YOU" crowd

>two cool tough romantic leads

I see where you're going wrong

Proof that people automatically hate others just for being attractive.

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she was a radio DJ in GTAV iirc

Npt enough room for a decent performance

No ass lol

based low IQ poster

She has a mild lisp, like ReviewBrah from TheReportOfTheWeek

But she's not attractive... You can go into any club on a weekend and some several women more attractive than Cara. And they're not landing big movie roles and cat walks. And yet Cara is.. Hmm.. I guess having a big name is the most important qualification after all.

Maybe there are. I don't really follow her career so I can't speak to that. But it seems there are a lot of people that think she doesn't deserve to be famous so they probably went in already hating it.

The weirdest part is that with all the shit they crammed in, they totally left out the most important backstory element, namely that Laureline is a timetraveling medieval peasant. I kind of respect that they didnt feel the need to make it into some kind of gay superhero origin story or something, but it's such a fuckin weird thing at the same time. it's like if you remade the original Star Wars but skipped right to the part where Luke is a badass fighter pilot terrorist soldier, and no one ever mentioned that he grew up on a dirt farm with no parents and his aunt and uncle got torched to death by the pigs.

shes trashy and weird, but weirdly trashily hot at the same time. i think its because she somehow looks attainable even though realistically she is far far too rich and done up and bitchy to be.

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imagine thinking this talentless 6/10 who's only known because daddy paid millions to make her "famous" is actually attractive.

>But she's not attractive... You can go into any club on a weekend and some several women more attractive than Cara
thats why these plebs think shes attractive. they never go outside so they dont know any better.

As far as i can see it was basically like the hobbit
The movie itself was just an excuse to test out a bunch of technology

this film was great also based on a true story

when i say great it was ok cos the frenchie made it

the frenchies are my enemies

Luc Besson was a bleeding heart liberal before the term even existed

also since cara was in the film

does anyone know of any other movies with hip dancing like she does in suicide squad as enchantress, i know there is something similar in the song around the world by daft punk, but im sure there is a film with similar dance/hip movement which is doing my head in (psy opping)

>fapping to cg

Shut up and post cara pics.

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fuck off.

He says while perma visiting every cara thread.

It's a thread about Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, the film. Not your bitch.

So you love the movie

No, it's terrible and a waste of some excellent visuals and special effects.

She is literally no worse than any other female actor! Women are vastly inferior to men at acting!! FACT!!!

Creepythinfag

Movie was okay and Cara was hot in it

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No and no.

>that hairline
Fucking lol

HOLY SHIT!!

so does anyone know of any other movies with hip dancing like she does in suicide squad as enchantress, i know there is something similar in the song around the world by daft punk, but im sure there is a film with similar dance/hip movement which is doing my head in (psy opping)?

>Cara was hot in it
tautological

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see

Why is that 14 year old boy wearing a bikini top?

Daddy's money.

>too much emotion can you tone it down

Should've been 2 hours and 17 minutes of her getting crammed full of alien dicks

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>i've been doing a lot of thinking, lately...

Boy?

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she looks like that bitch with the eyebrows from gundam wing

lmao

I can't really see anything out of the ordinary here, she not better nor worse than any other actor out there.
Acting is a meme profession anyway.

Why not? Fifth Element didn't have a complicated story and everyone loved it.

>Also the weird casting and lack of romantic chemistry makes more sense if you just pretend the 2 leads are siblings
I heard this theory (the main male protag is like a brother trying to get with his sister) before seeing the movie and it's unreal how dead on this is. It's basically canon in my mind.

The radio in GTAV was garbage. I always turned it off.

Here's your romantic lead bro

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they should have made that chinese chad commander guy the main character instead

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>that head

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The peace whatever babe

Though I admittedly took a fair number of breaks to do something else watching it (bad sign) I thought it was a lot of fun.

Personally I'm glad to see a film where most people mostly cooperated and the two agents got along, for once. The major conflict being adventure for most of the movie until the end part. Rather than hurrr everyone misunderstands everyone and stabs each other in the back.

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I watn to rape her and eat her shit

those are some unfortunate facial features

She cute

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>the coolest part of the movie
>still fucking shit

>XII
>DD
wtf?

this isn’t Yea Forums, you can’t just post her cute butt to win the argument

Delevingne/Dunn
Matching tattoos with another model.

The 12, she thinks it's a special number.

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ear tattoos were a mistake

after this disaster i hope those two never get a fuckin project again

No he's right, plus her cute butt should always be posted.

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The two agents didn’t get along because the dude sucked as a person. His big heroic moment at the end is letting Cara talk him out of being a fuckhead.

She doesn't have an ass.

kek

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Perfect casting

Bruh....

no homo but this guys voice is sexy as fuck

Based /m/ chad

got that right

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this. I love this movie because of the interesting and complex world and lifeforms and I'd watch it again. It's a shame the MCs and storyline was shit.

why isn't Yea Forums a red board anyway?

Can you imagine the amount of smut that would be posted for no apparent reason?

>Cara was awesome
no she wasn't, she was just as boring as the weird dude

I thought the junky chav look was the main appeal

you mean, like always?

what happened with her

If only they had good actors for the lead roles, it could've worked.

Based, it all went downhill after that

Ayy Lmao

Kek

i'm a fan of this movie

>acting is a meme profession anyway
Agreed. Most of the times I see a cringe performance on screen I blame the director. If he knew what he wanted from the scene, he could have just told the actor to do it, from where they should look to how they move their heads, to voice tone to body position, and if the actor sounds unnatural in one, he can change the tone to one that fits. Either the director doesn't know what the fuck he wants, or he is such a faggot cuck he can't even say it to the actor because he is afraid the actor will get his feelings hurt.

Cara is cute as fuck fite me fags
plus
Herbie Hancock is in it

Yes she is.

Those are some big deep nostrils on that girl.

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What an ugly fucking cunt!!!FACT!!!

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I WANNA FUCK CARA!!

One day, she'll coalesce into her final form.

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Yeah, I would

>Also the weird casting and lack of romantic chemistry makes more sense if you just pretend the 2 leads are siblings
But they kiss and shit

The first world they go to with the vr thing was cool, but as soon as they go to the big city station it just goes downhill fast

Like milky coins

I've never jerked off to cara before but this pic has convinced me that maybe I should

It does work better if they are siblings.Didn't stop luke and leia

Eh, its like the quintessentially example of wrong casting. I don't hate either of them but neither of them were convincing in their roles.

they should have stuck closer to the comic.

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>just pretend they are brother and sister bro
Hmm..I don't think I can do that..

kind of cute
10/10 hot
Ehhhhh
ehhh the fuck is her hair doing here
jesus no
fine, nice body
fine, nice body
shit tier haircut, ew
Fucking yikes, no defending this
looks pretty good here.
not bad, nice body
blurry/10
fine, looks good here

Verdict: Cara lovers need to get better pictures of their waifu. Be more like Ayy lmao poster, Ana de armas posters, Emilia poster. Hell even Brie Larson posters. Do better. Ascend.

There's no need to cherry pick photos when you think Cara is cute in all of them.
All of them.

Also PLEB, pixie cara is best cara
She sounds cute
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She definitely looks bad in some of these. I just want more quality, is all.

Okay user, but personally I love her not "picture perfect" candids

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I also thought this movie was kinda good. Or at least, large swathes of it were good.

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Anything not involving the two leads or Rihanna were great. The visuals were amazing as well.
I feel like someone who watched the movie and didn't know English would have a much better reaction to it

ITT: A lot of people not realizing this is a reimagining of a Flash Gordon serial. Even in the commentary it says that there were parts that they told them to act like there was "a stick up their ass"

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It looks like their heads would interlock quite well with each other.

did they just leave all those dudes to die in the bus? that part was kind of weak, wasn't even closure in that scene since they spent some time introducing that crew of soldiers

Unironically thought she looked amazing in this dress
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It's like the reverse image of The Fifth Element.

Really fun creative world but without the charisma of the actors. Sucks cause you can feel how imaginative it is but the plot is so bland.

Valerian is a good movie and I will fight anyone who disagrees

My expectations were low and it was still shit.

Cara is my Lizardfu

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Same but I can't find any promotional or BTS candids of her in it.
Anything I've seen are crappy low res screenshots of a BTS video.

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The source material is hard to ruin, even Star Wars lifted from Valerian like what they did with Dune

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Thanks, super cute.

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No problem

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>valarian fights a whole army saving everyone while cara wastes time whaling on clive owen
what did they mean by this?

Well isn’t that the question of the day

Funny enough that guy is a former Yea Forums user.

anyone who says dehaan was bad in this is a sheep faggot

He was fine

Except both leads had no chemistry.

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they were perfectly fine in the third act

Dane looks like a young Karl Urban

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if you say so

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DANE?

Between this and "A cure for wellness" I do not think he will be getting leading roles, as he has about the same amount of luck as Karl Urban does with movies.

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I'm a big guy

She's so fucking cute.

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Maybe if he didn't spend so much time shitposting on Yea Forums

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fuck off Dane

god how I wish someone would fix Balmain

Well I hope he does well, seems to be a decent enough user and he does good for the roles he has.

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you caught me