How close you are to this depiction?

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I was 30 years old in 2005

10 more years

I beat him by 23 years.

Im 28 now

A god amongst men.

Jannies banned me 2 days ago for this thread. They must REALLY hate this film

25 here. it's getting bad

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I'm surrounded by males but I'm painfully straight. Every social circumstances that lead me to this day had literal almost no females or not at all. Every little talks, uni classes, coffee drinking at the bar, I end up by being surrounded by males. I literally never had a female friend in my life.

You uncle doesn't count tranny

I’m a few years off but I was sexually abused as a child and have a deep distrust of everyone.

I'll be 25 in September this year but 2 weeks ago I was really close to hiring a prostitute so I dont think I'll be a virgin for long

I am 32 and have fucked 15-20 different women ranging all races and ages. But otherwise my lifestyle is not too different

I WONDER WHY

I thought I was pathetic for getting laid at 21.
Not that hard, guys.

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>thinks I mean 5 instead of 17

Based retard

7 years to go..

Only thing stopping it is some courage and a piece of rope

>I was really close to hiring a prostitute
why didnt you?

I loved this movie when it came out. I almost died laughing and almost died from how much he resembled me. However, I lost my virginity at age 25 to a fat older woman almost twice my age that I didn't have to pay. No regrets, still masturbate to the memory sometimes

Still got 22 years to go

user, stop hesitating and just do it. I am not an incel , i fuck a handful of differwnt women every year, and i genuinely prefer to bang a hooker. The time u gotta invest to get some pussy is too much AND ALMOST NOT WORTH IT unless u are CHAD

Pretty much the same story here.
I honestly think I've never had a casual/social conversation with a girl ever in my life.
Nerdy group of friends in high school (100% males), electrical engineering degree in University (100% males), 100% males at every job I've had so far (pcb designer/embedded programmer)

>80% of the whiterace in the next decade

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6 years

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Lost virginity at 27, you can do it lads.

YOU WERE 4 YEARS OLD WHEN THIS MOVIE WAS RELEASED GET OFF MY BOARD

I lost my virginity at age 14 to some drunk 17 year old slut during a camping trip. Good times.

I have 2 irrational fears that I can't overcome
#1 im afraid of getting some weird STD and dying
#2 I'm afraid the girl will try to rob me since she knows where I live, I fear one night she might show up with some thugs and clean my house
those are the reasons why I always chicken out in the end

From what I’ve read and heard, lots of people regret hiring a prostitute. Either they just cancel and pay half price, or they feel like shit after sex. Think about it.

almost there but none of the cool shit he has. yet I got a better social life than he did. I had my chances it just never felt right to go through it with some ho though. I may sound like a bitch but I think sex is something that should be held sacred. so call me a volcel.

With a condom in chances of getting anything so incredibly low. U g9tta grow a pair and dive in. I hope u arent this scared in other facets of your life

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

I'm a volcel like low-budget-Matt-Damon

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I shagged an escort and it was one of the best experiences of my life. I was in a really dark place and had been causally thinking about it for a while, took the plunge and I left feeling so unbelievably better. It was like night and day, but obviously it was still day as I only paid for an hour.

You would fuck a whore wouldn't you degenerate? Pathetic.