>Back in the 1980s, I wrote, directed and starred in Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, a television program so radical, so risky, so dangerous, so goddamn crazy, that the so-called powers that be became too scared to show it, and gypped me. Much in the same way women have done ever since they sniffed out my money.
Back in the 1980s, I wrote, directed and starred in Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, a television program so radical...
Carson Murphy
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Carson Murphy
>Unreliable
Juan Smith
like a pube on a pipe
Zachary Nelson
First few episodes are gold then gets abit shit but season ends ok. The funeral scene is top notch, love the pulling a gun on his gun in the one where things are flying around aswell .
Levi Clark
and bits of sick
Aaron Hernandez
>But I couldn't help wondering how that man had become pregnant, but I guess we'll never know.
*Turns to camera*
>Just to be clear we will never know, it's not going to be explained later in the episode
Brandon Powell
>Yes! I'd prefer a beer!
Luke Butler
Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. (Checks line)...And bits of sick.
Eli Johnson
SHES SMOOOOTH
Levi Evans
>He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark. His bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions - on top, doggy, and normal.
>Exhausted they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa-bed. Then a hell beast ate them.
Aiden Walker
Damn fine work.
Jeremiah Powell
Jaxson Powell
>I'd say she's probably buried somewhere in the Eastern block
>...if she got a burial
Tyler Johnson
If more movies did this there would be a lot less bickering on Yea Forums
Parker Baker
Evan Jackson
I’m not Jesus Christ. I’ve come to accept that now.
Brandon Torres
>JUST LEAVE
Gabriel Barnes
LIKE ICE
Benjamin Young
I wish I had never seen Darkplace so I could see it again for the first time all over again for the first time.
Gavin Wright
is that the IT guy from The Office
Cooper Scott
the trick is to watch it all in one go, and drink most of a bottle of whisky while doing so, it's been my halloween tradition for a decade and it keeps it fresh.
Zachary Parker
trying to be too dry and is just so pompous... not funny, not entertaining...
Jonathan Lopez
Is Dark Place the greatest show ever created? It was too good for this world.
Austin Butler
Why won't she be mine?
I wish I was more attractive like Dagless
Still, one can only dream...
Hudson Rivera
I like to watch the episodes in random order each time.
James Richardson
10/10 - Took me until I realized you're bitching about something being pompous while using two sets of ellipses in a single sentence. Very subtle and well done; we could all learn something from you and I hope you continue to be a member of the shitposting community!
Henry Evans
All thats left of the guy is a severed head on top a pile of guts and dagless is going DON'T YOU DIE ON ME and the disembodied head going IT REALLY HURTS had me laughing for ages
Eli Cook
>daddy don't forget me
>I haven't but you're dead
>you have a little brother now, and someday we'll all meet in valhalla
Thomas Kelly
Fuck! which episode is it when Ayoade talks about those tapes getting destroyed?
Daniel Carter
Dark place is not funny
Carson Ross
Julian Rogers
Yeah. The actor's name is Matthew Holness
Wyatt Morris
probably in the extras, like a 30 minute mock interviews with the actors where ayodade talks about the episodes were coming up 15 minutes under air time so everything except dialogue was put into slow motion
Cameron Bell
Based
Elijah Morgan
Ah shit ye, thanks!
Luis Long
Totally on topic, but any you lads seen White Gold? And what'd ya think of it?
William Turner
It really hurts!
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!
Isaiah Gomez
The DVD extras were absolutely based too. I've reached the point where I prefer the deleted scenes talking heads more than the main show.
Grayson Kelly
Love when it just cuts to Dean learner saying with no context
"For me... It's 13 and up"
Tyler Foster
>Personally I think that girls that lie about their age should be sent to jail, or at least a corrective institution. Because you're playing with fire. And when you play with fire, little girl, you're going to get burnt