What the FUCK is his problem?

What capeshit will Marvel cast him in?

>go ahead, say it I dare you

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hes short in temperment and stature

keep saying it

>whats that, tough guy? youre gonna call me a what?

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Legit question, is he still pursuing this or has he stopped being retarded and dropped it?

While visiting another country for a week, I came across a device. The natives had assembled a dastardly fly trap out of a plastic bag and bait. Bloated with insects and the stench of rot, the bag dangled from a tree branch. Near the bottom, there was nothing more than black sludge, but as one's eye followed up, there were more defined fly corpses, a layer of squirming maggots, and finally, a layer of buzzing, live flies. As I pondered the life cycle of this trap, I began to smile, picturing Warwick Davis as a maggot in this hellish ecosystem. First, I'd need to get a trash bag and bait it with a little morsel of cheese to tempt him in. Maybe set up a ladder so he could reach it. Like all the flies drawn by sugar water, he'd fall in the sack and be unable to escape the one-way opening. Then, I'd wait. Naturally, the little sliver of a man would struggle at first, but the durability of my trash bag would thwart the punches from his drumstick-sized arms. After a few days, his feces and sweat from being left in the trap would draw in even more flies, and the real fun would begin. Left to starve, he would begin eating the buzzing swarm around him, which in turn, would be feasting on his shit and the corpses of previous generations of flies. Eventually, there would be too much even for his greedy little jaws, and he'd begin to sink in a layer of liquid filth. The layer of maggots sustained on that would probably start burrowing into his skin, while the buzzing storm of flies would torment him. Any screams from him would be quieted by a stray fly going down his gullet and choking him. Eventually, the midget would start to blend in with his surroundings, his skin stained black from the thousands of bodies, his flesh rotting away and his stocky but tiny chest becoming a home for more flies attracted to the pestilence in the bag. By eating from the pile of goop building up to his neck, he showed himself as the little maggot he is, writhing in and sustained by death.

this got me

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Is this new? Based and midgepilled. Warwick, if you are reading this every post I have made is satire pls don't sue.

is he supposed to just forget it and let the bigots win?

M I G

I want to court and marry Warwick's daughter. Should be easy, as a man of normal height she'll be awestruck that I treat her with an ounce of kindness, and don't run screaming or try to squish her under my foot. I want to make her feel loved. Feel normal, like she's not a freak. I want to marry her, and consumate our love with tender passion. I want to impregnate her with the seed of our passion.

Then I want to abuse her, starting with mild insults and demands, then going to full-fledged hardcore violence and soulcrushing humiliation. She'll never be able to contact help as I'll keep all phones and locks at least 6 feet above the ground.

All of this will culminate at the end of her 3rd trimester, 8 months pregnant. I'm going to shove my hand straight up her cunt and yank out her fetus. I'm too humane to allow another midge into the world. Then I'll hand her a fork and knife and order her to eat it, completely raw and possibly still alive. Refusal will result in increasingly savage punishments, and if she disobeys too much, I'll simply use my normal adult male strength to shove it straight down to the stomach in one piece, breaking out her teeth and ripping open her jaw and throat.

Maybe once that's done I'll let the little vermin know the sweet release of death. More likely I'll forcefully keep her alive for my own entertainment. Even if anyone notices she's missing, nobody would report it, because nobody cares.

I hope you're reading this, Warwick. This is the fate for both of your disgusting spawns. And the best part is, there's nothing you can do about it. This is inevitable, and you should be so lucky that I get my hands on her- my plan is unreasonably kind to you freakish midges. Literal non-human freaks.

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Fuck Warwick Davis and his little freakshow he calls a “family”. I want to break his son’s little twig legs with a swift flick and toss that little faggot off a cliff while Warwick and his clown car ensemble wartch in horror.

kek

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Wow cool post have a sneed

Has he seen this, has he? Anyone?

someone send this thread to him on twitter maybe he'll threaten to sue Yea Forums like he did last time

I'd love to buy Warwick Davis a birthday cake. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of surprise merriment and candles under his chin, send that little friend jumping for joy.

As he sits in his chair, plump and contented and and almost chocking on strawberry jam, his jaw a fondant mess of icing detached from the rest of his cake, I stand over him and laugh joyously. He looks up at me in happiness and glee, his eyes searching, begging me for cake. He finds some. I raise my butterknife then slice down, splitting another slice like a doorstop and finally ending his eupeptic hunger.

His mother needed to feed better when she was pregnant.

Imagine the pride you would be feeling on the day of reckoning, the day that professional actor Warwick Davis finally brings Hiroshimoot into court for his many crimes. Warwick strides into the courtroom, only taking eighteen minutes to get from the door to the prosecution's table. He gets a lift up to his seat from his lawyer, and they begin their examination. Hiroshima is smiling wickedly, despite all this, and he looks almost godlike in the high heavens of the witness box, a mountain of stairs and wood insurmountable to poor Warwick.

"And you provided a forum for these trolls to make threats on my client's life, isn't that Mr. Miyamoto?!" says the prosecutor, his booming voice hurting Warwick's ears.

Nagasaki grins broadly and states, "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact," and proceeds to dab. The wind currents from his arm pick up Warwick and whisk him up through the courtroom until he crashes in the stands. The laughter of the many giants around him is deafening. The judge proclaims that Hashimoto is not only based, but redpilled, and slams his gavel--a weapon so large it could crush Warwick's entire family with a single swing. Warwick desperately tries to plead for mercy as the court's pet beetle crawls into the room to devour him. The judge decides that Warwick's daughter must also be used as a cock-sleeve because death is far too kind for a midge. The American jury engages in a standing ovation.

Warwick is taken into the jaws of the beetle, but miraculously, he fits through the atoms of his teeth and survives--only for there to be a surge of pain--he's struck by an electron and dies in agony. His body is burned to a crisp, and appears like little more than a blackened scrap of french fry in the bottom of a bag of McDonalds.

Hirosaki shoves that speck up his ass, and dabs once more

Somebody failed to toss him far enough

Someone make this happen

Reported to 4channel and report made to hiroshimoot. Expect a banned IP and a knock at the door. Cheers!

no please I didnt mean it

No! We have to make peace with Mr. Davis. Invite him over, break bread, serve him delicious char siu with rich sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out.

midge

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NO WARWICK IT WAS JUST SATIRE DONT SUE ME

your reply chain looks like a tower to that gnome

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someone send him this thread on twitter

He is already aware.

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Migger ?

I meant this thread specifically

Kek

S T A R V E

I once met Warwick Davis at a book signing in Liverpool. I shook his hand and was surprised by how strong he was. You could tell he had a wiry strength to him that people oft underestimate. We ended up chatting for a good 10 minutes and he amazed me with how personable and warm he was. But the highlight of the evening came when a fat guy wearing a fedora and steel-capped boots walked into the room and started shouting "MIDGE, MIDGE, COME OUT, COME OUT". He was belligerent and aggressive. One of Warwick's assistants went to get security but Warwick stopped her and said he can handle it. He went into the crowd to face the problem. When the rotund aggressor saw him he went mad with rage and started running straight towards Davis. What happened next was like something out of a Matrix movie. The attacker powered up a nasty kick, aiming for Warwick's chin, but Warwick deftly spin-jumped up and to the right, avoiding the impact. In that same instant he flanked the pudgy assailant and landed a devastating punch straight to the back of the knee. The neckbeard's leg buckled from the sheer force of the punch and gravity did the rest. He started falling back threatening to crush Warwick beneath hundreds of pounds of lard but Warwick rolled away in the nick of time. All of this happened in less than 2 seconds. Needless to say the delinquent was knocked unconscious and Warwick was left winded but victorious. The audience gave him a heartfelt applause and he went back to signing books while the obese neckbeard was escorted from the premises and later arrested. What was particularly satisfying was his sobbing cries as he was dragged away; he kept repeating "I'm sorry Warwick, you're a dwarf not a midge".

God, I'm reminded of how hungry I am. What should I have, lads, a sandwich or char siu?

words are like bullets
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i would tear that midge minge asunder with my huge 3 inch cock

Please Mr Warwick don't sue, I love tenable and Willow!

He is still standing! No matter how much you shitpost, Warwick will rise above it!

i read this in a high pitched voice

In awe at the size of this lad, absolute midge

SOMEONE SEND HIM IT

Imagine if people that posted in this thread started getting murdered he would ring your door bell you open it and no ones there but he is there and just walks in then you close the door and get muredered and he then gets a stool opens the door and leaves

he could just walk under the door crack

Whatever happened to the script where Dinklage is a hard boiled detective and Warwick has gone fucking insane and is turn midgeposters into midgets via brutal surgery?

I see Warwick Davis as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a midge who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - his exterior AND his personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into him repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Warwick Davis is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of his quivering, malformed anus with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while he makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control his bodily reactions even if he wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting anus as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of his rectum, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Warwick Davis does it for me. though I secrectly hope he manages to shut down Yea Forums forever so we can finally be free

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Kek I'd pay to watch that

reminder that he's actually this petty and that saying you didn't think he'd take it so hard and removing your post isn't enough for the wee man

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Got outplayed by Madmartigan in his own movie.

I'm really in the mood for some char siu right now

ohh my

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the fact that he doesnt take this as satire makes this %100000 funnier

>Go to Warwick's twitter page
>Notice he's had his silver anniversary recently
>See pic with his wife
>She unironically looks like a man in a wig
I'm not even trying to be cruel or anything. That was my natural reaction. Change the hair to short, receding, and grey and the wife would look like some 60 year old guy you'd find in a pub that smokes a lot.

I'm still waiting for someone to photoshop him into a normal man and send it to him.

>photoshopping Warwck into a Gigachad that mogs Gandy, Cavill, etc.
That would be gold.

Envision if you would, Warwick having a bath and then slipping down the drainage pipe

I don't want him as a gigachad just yet. Just a realistic, regular person.