I woulda followed 'yo ass

RIDE OR DIE NIGGA

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>Daquan what does your eyes be seeing dawg?

>Frodarius blows smoke ring
>G'Andolf takes a big hit of that purp and blows an elaborate smoke rendition of a Bugatti that speeds through it

AYO LEMME AX YOU SUMPTIN, HOMIE... WHEN DID SARUMAN THE LIT ABANDON DOPENESS FOR WACKNESS?

I kinda want to see the entire trilogy done in this style, but storywise its played completely straight

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Good news, Amazon is making something just for you :D

why they diddnt fly dem eagles to mo'dor

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>I ain't neva thought I finna get popped nex ta sum muhfuggin raggedy-ass hood nigga sheeeiit

>BLACK RYDAS

"it is what it is"

>how about nex to a brotha, nigga?

>DAT STILL ONLY COUNT AS...SHIEET I CANT COUNT

i kekd

> AYO ISILDUR THROW DAT SHIT NIGGUH
> TO DAT SHIT INTO DA FIRE NIGGUH

>sucks teeth
>"Shiiet I could fucks with dat"

>AW HAIL NAH

When will this show be available on Netflix or Amazon Prime?

Naw nigga. Keeping it real

Gondo' calls fo' reparations nigga

>speak motherfucker and enter

>some sort of weird mixtape
>I think those are called letters

>yo where's the ring nigga?
>I sold it for some crack bitch ass hoe
>ayy the fuck didn't u sat so bruda

>THE BEACONS ARE LIT AF, GONDOR IS DRY
>And the drop-dealers of Rohan will smoke them niggas up

>NIGGUH GIMMI DAT RANG COZ PLEASSE ILL SUCK YO DIICK

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kek

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>Create one of the most amazing apps in phone history
>Remove the filters because two retards were offended on Twitter

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>Looks at elvish statue
>"My Ancestor"

GONDOR CALLS YOU A BUSTA!

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>"Nah"

Gondor finna boutta get dabbed on, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigguh.

>They's muh crew
>Nigga, you ain't got no crew

>chronic.. finest weed in da valley
>gandalf my nigga

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>mah kang gandalf da cray be comming
>he a bitch ass nigga

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Apex kek

>NO BRUTHA CAN DEFEAT ME
>I AIN'T NO BRUTHA

Frodo:
>[Reading the inscription on the Ring] There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.
Idris Elba Gandalf:
>Shiiiiitee niggah there are few who can in dis hood, but dat shit scribed on dat bling is the tongue of Mordor nigga.
Frodo:
>Mordor?
Gandalf:
>Nigga it says "One drug dealer to rule da hood, Many niggas to hide from da po-lice, One nigga to rat dem all out and in the darkness, da police find dem." Den dey be beatin' on em and shieet.

>one of ya'll little niggas must do this

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Still have a selfie of myself through that app in remembrance

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Lmaooo!!

>"im finna to call yall: the rang gang"

>Nigga's whip is a Gundabad wargs homie, you finna outrun dat shit?
>MUTHAFUCKA these be Rhosgobel rabbits, like to see that gangsta try my nigga

da hood has changed. i feel it in da chronic nigga, i feel it in da earf. ah smell it in da air. lotta dat shit dat was once wuz iz lost. fo' none'a dose bustas now live who 'member it. dat shit began wif da forging o' da great rangs. Tree fiddy wuz given ta da wyhite mayne, little pecker havin racis an' straight up bitch asses o' all beings. Seven ta da little niggas, great miners an' craftsmen o' da trap halls. an' nine, nine rangs wuz gifted ta da race o' niggas, who above all else desired cash money. fo' within deez rings wuz bound da strengf an' will ta govern all da chronic

amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=UNe44yqYFRM

>smoke cops show up and gun down the smoke bugatti driver