I’M CALLING YOU OUT HANSEN
I’M CALLING YOU OUT HANSEN
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HANSEN IM COMING FOR YOU
BIG IRON
HAAAAAAAAANSEN
HAAAAAAAANSEN
YELLOW BELLIED, WHAPPING WAG-TAIL, WASHY YACK!
LISTEN UP, HANSEN!
I INTEND TO SHOOT SOMEBODY TODAY AND I'D PREFER IT TO BE YOU.
BUT IF YOU'RE JUST TOO DAMN YELLA, I GUESS IT'LL JUST HAVE TO BE YOUR GIRLY FRIEND.
THERES A MAN
GOIN ROUND
TAKIN NAMES
YOU NEED A COUNT?
A young cowboy named Billy Joe grew restless on the farm
A boy filled with cunnylust who really meant no harm
He changed his clothes and shined his boots
And combed his dark hair down
And his mother cried as he walked out
Don't go to that cunnies town son
Leave that cunnny alone Bill
Don't go to that cunnies town
He laughed and kissed his mom
And said your Billy Joe's a man
I can shoot as quick and straight as anybody can
But I wouldn't solicit sex without a cause
I'd rape nobody down
But she cried again as he rode away
Don't go to that cunnies town son
Leave that cunnny alone Bill
Don't go to that cunnies town
He sang a song as on he rode
His guns hung at his hips
He rode into that cunnies town
A smile upon his lips
He stopped and walked into her house
And laid his big coat down
But his mother's words echoed again
Don't go to that cunnies town son
Leave that cunnny alone Bill
Don't go to that cunnies town
He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand
And tried to tell himself he had become a man
A old Chris Hansen came at his side and began to laugh him down
And he heard again his mothers words
Don't go to that cunnies town son
Leave that cunnny alone Bill
Don't go to that cunnies town
Where are the western voice over videos?
MY TRIAL WAS IN THE MORNIN AND THEY DRUG ME OUTTA BED
ASKED ME HOW I PLEADED, NOT GUILTY I SAID
NOT GUILTY I SAID, YOU GOT THE WRONG MAN
NOTHIN' TOUCHED THE CUNNY BUT THE DEVIL'S RIGHT HAND
What’s it going to be hansen
Can I get a link to this episode of Hansen vs predator? I haven't seen it yet.
Were there ever any women predators?
Go tell that long tongue liar
kek
Don’t think so. Guess it’s just easier to find horny pedo men on the Internet than horny pedo women so they don’t bother looking for the latter?
Guy, what episode is this? I've been trying to find it for months now
It's been a long time since I came across one of these threads pardner, used to be three a day on this ol board back when the episode finally dropped, now kids just don't seem to post ol Vincent anymore, but he still has a welcome home here.
Here ya go pardner, I've included a few snippets from his chatlog so you can see what this varmint was a pondering when he saddled on up to the sting house
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>telling a girl you’re gonna measure her pussy
What a charmer, wonder why he can’t get a girl his own age
he's going to kill himself, isn't he?
Much obliged!
>my cousin is 12 and and she had her period
One in the old series but it wasn’t recorded
Female predators tend to prey on children who they’re close to like relatives or students
~~ E N T R A P M E N T ~~
~~ G E N E R A L ~~
>I'M A COWBOY
>ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE
>AND I'M WANTED (WANTED)
>DEAD OR ALIIIIIIVVVEEE
nah, vincent will keep playin' vidya and watching anime on your tax dollars
>I'm you're cuckleberry
You guys think it's funny that his life was ruined?
t.pedo
I find it funny he's a pedo that got BTFO
I find it sad someone so ruined their life on their own volition
He was just looking for some human closeness.
>in this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Ped
>cunny often on his mind, he sought that many cuns in bed
>he was lonely and frustrated for a youth of just nineteen
>and he traveled there that day to get in sticky with a tween
>sticky with a tween
BAH GOD
His life is ruined because he ruined it.
No sympathy for a pedo in least.
These dudes are mostly just lonely incels (probably also spergs) who are easily swayed when some pretty young thing shows an interest in them. I feel bad for them, but at the same time I appreciate the memes this show has produced.
HANSEN YOU YELLA BELLIED NO GOOD SON OF A GUN
THERE'S A MAN
GOING ROUND
TOUCHING KIDS
You're dehumanizing him.
Becoming a meme and having the Yea Forumsros make daily threads is the best outcome he could have hoped for other than non-entrapment cunny ofcourse
THERE'S A MAN
GOING ROUND
ENTRAPPING AUTISTS
>when some pretty young thing shows an interest in them.
If you read the transcripts you'd know they all start talking dirty to the girls first, often right at the start of the chat when they find out she's 12 or whatever.
That guy who showed up naked I think was legally retarded.
>Yes Hanson a 3 rounds of the Siege Event
>Winner gets the cunny.
That didn't stop Hansen from destroying him, did it?
he's the hero of the west, a true vigilante, i don't see how that is any funny. he came for the cunny but was forced into a duel, name a more kino premise than that
This - live by cun, die by the cun. Such is the highstakes lifestyle of a man like Vincent "The Cunndertaker" Ambrosio
He was going to fuck a 12 year old young girl.
Pedos are scum.
You obviously are not a father.
THAT DECOY'S TOO YOUNG FOR THE BOTH OF US HANSEN
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine daaay
>joking about child killing and rape
gg
>One last ride, Tex...?
>Yea, I reckon one more.
12 year olds have been fucking since forever, grow up
Gee mister, we ain't never had a bounty hunter 'round these parts
LOL
You do know where you are, faggot?
They call him the Cunslinger
hansen shit his pants
>Bitch are you sure yo ass is 12?
she's flat
did anyone get raped? alright then shut up
I'll speak my mind.
This, It's hard as balls to find.
I tried to watch this but I just couldn't. The cringe is too much
Bar keep! Another sarsaparilla. No ice. Now.
turn your screen on
Hmm, I need to come up with better lines because mine are very similar to these.
based
Oh no you fucking didn't. Holy KEK
AND HES A PEDOFILE
Vic was gonna put that decoy to the sword.
old enough for kisses
Its on bitchute
>that's a big star
wtf no one told me Clint was this based
he wanted hugs, is all
>Your hands upon
>A deadman's gun
>And you're
>Lookin down the sights
BREH
>I just came to get something to eat!
So Yea Forums, are you going to be a memorable character when Chris comes for you?
link it, u mong
I look forward to seeing you on a future episode!
yeah, him. maybe he had downs?
lawyer up the sec i see chris. maybe cry
>chris's face when I start baneposting irl like an autist
Yes I'll do what that other user suggested before and hire a young boy to make sure everything is kosher before I make a move. On the off chance Hansen gets the drop on me I always keep a towel and volleyball in my car so I'll just dip out and go to the beach.
THERES A MAN
GOIN ROUND
TOUCHIN KIDS*
he'll still call you out on the chatty
Underrated. Also, checked.
Who would win?
losing their virginity to other 12 year olds.
Which is normal.
Being preyed upon by a 23 year old.
Pedo scum.
>imagine not getting cunny
>imagine going 2 jail 4 cunny
>imagine the thing about middle school girls . . . no matter how old I get they keep stayin the same age
he doesn't tag team cunny with chris hansen
he doesn't get paid to be trampled by cunny
bro wtf r u doin w/ ur life bro?
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE MOST KINO SHIT EVER LMAO HANSEN ACTUALLY BONDING WITH A PEDO
>not joking about it
entrap
yes
DRAW DOWN
I genuinely chuckled when the decoy said this.
I mean it is pretty funny
>here's you 12 yo sh0t bro
Naw sir
It isn't funny. What if it were you`?
thanks for this gem guys, holy fuck what an episode... "look at how I dress, everybody thinks I'm a weirdo" lmao
Yes
Smooth transition Hansen made. Raising his arm defensively then scratching his nose and saying "Thank you"
link? been ignoring these threads i may as well see what the big deal is now that its spammed every day
""""""""""decoy""""""""""""
I'm not a pedo so it will not be me.
Are you worried?
But im not a pedo so Ill never know. So it is funny because it will never happen to me.
It's pretty funny that a grown man would sink this low, yes
Their lives and the decisions that led them to that point are a small scale tragedy, but that doesn't excuse the fact that everything that happens to them is entirely their fault
*sobs*
my life is a mess
I'm on Yea Forums all the time
*sobs*
>yfw you've been catfished
realistically if I were caught in a situation that would fuck my life sideways, how could I kill myself quickly before I get thrown in jail?
one guy pulled it off on the show but he had a gun
...
"How are you gonna go from here? This is not a good day for you."
"What else is new?!"
ABSOLUTELY BASED I'M SPIRALING RIGHT NOW
She clearly doesn't talk like a 12 year old, how didn't he pick up on that?
most of them do a little time then it's back to vidya and cp
suicide by cop brah, you can even have a bit of fun with it, be all "i'll count you 5 you sonnabitch", then just pull out your wallet
/our guy/
OH NO THIS IS GETTING BETTER! "WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOOT ME" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how old is the decoy?
AND HIS PERVERSION
IS ENCOURAGED
BY THE YIDS
No girl will ever look at you like that unless its a police set up.
that's probably his granddaughter
how?
It’s not me nor would it ever be me. You want to write a song for the sex offenders? Go ahead. I’m laughing for a little while longer because these pedos are being stupid.
early 20's
How do I beat this part? He's too fast for me.
aw shucks, meant for
When the chimes end ick up your gun
Try and shoot me Hansen
YOU SEEN EM YOU PLAY EM
didn't he have cp in that phone
DESPERADO, WHY DON'T YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES?
. . .
THESE THINGS, THAT ARE PLEASIN' YOU,
CAN HURT YOU SOMEHOW.
>pose as a 12 yo girl
>agree to meet pedo on an alley
>baseball bat him as I walk by
>go back home
>ask him why he wasn't there
>agree to meet again
>do the same shit
What's he gonna do, go to the police with his chatlogs to find out who I am?
You have to use the decoy
you think vincent is playing the new R6 gamemode
Did Brad Neely draw this?
Fucking based and redpilled
Hold your horses there, Hanson. This is a very special delegate of mine and you're asking for trouble by hauling him away.
God, I miss Cruzposting
The vocaroos were gold.
Let's see how fast you really are, Hansen
ok this is epic
Yup.
Now about those Delegates
I know fat people wear their jeans around their waist to hold in the chub, but do they seriously not understand how fucking awful it looks on them? They look like fucking humpty dumpty
This thread has decimated my sides
Bravo tv
epic for the win dude better tell every1 in school lol xD
pepe frog xDDDD lmfao
quick take a screenshot and post it on r/Yea Forums!!!
t. eastern city boy
its to keep his holster at the right height
I'd just act really arrogant and unapologetic.
SIR SIR I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUNG GIRLS *shows me chatlogs* NO, THESE ARE NOT TRUE, I LIKE MEN, MEN ONLY, NO GIRLS
Imagine if she sat on his face lel.
yeah
ill be confused since i dont really know how this work
When the fuck are we going to do a Yea Forums sings on any of these songs
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Vincent's theme song
based trips
his word . . . law~
NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE CUNNY
>you know we have the chatlogs
AND YOU THINK THAT GRANTS YOU POWER OVER ME?
Well alright, younger
I'm literally fucking a 12 yo rn. We met in mcdonalds I bought her a quarterpounder and then here we are back at my place. A week ago I met another 12 yo on grindr last week he said he felt like he was 18 well if you ask me I'd say he felt like he was 12!
this man has never touched another human being sexually.
fuckin kino af
god I hope so
117576411
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I'll be your seat Mr. Hansen
seething autists mad they dont get dubs mad they don't tongue punch the tiniest of illegal underage fartboxes. get fukt nerd I basically have a PHD degree in cunny. I'm the briggy brigadier because I always fire all cannons. the jailbait janny cuz I always clean up that mess. the underage annihilator cuz that anus gets uhh anushilated. the infant impaler nuff said. the minor matador cuz I make the kids say ole! the child chafer cuz I always go in dry.
I guess what im saying is . . . have sex . . . with children.
alright well I guess I better clear my calendar cuz it looks like things are about to get CUH-RAZY.
>you've seen hansen vs predator but this summer it gets personal
HANSEN FOR EVERY ENTRAPPED HERO YOU LOCKED AWAY I WILL RAPE AND KILL ANOTHER CHILD!
>Hansen vs predator is taking it to the next level
>homosexual pedophilia
Unbased and degeneratepilled
>that's probably his grandlover
bro I seriously hope you don't do this you're gonna ruin alley way cunny for the rest of us.
>there ain't enough beach and cunny for the both of us yellah fella
Kek
me in the hat
>no one's written a Big Iron parody and sang it on vocaroo yet
What the fuck is happening to this board
lmao
>people enjoy watching other people humiliate themselves on talent shows in front of millions of Americans
>I enjoy watching pedophiles humiliate themselves by getting hoodwinked into committing a federal crime
Explain how one of these is funny but the other isn't. Except by mentioning that the pedo memes are better
what game?
Wat someone killed themselves in the show?
Thats why they canceled it
someone explain this meme to me, i dont find anything when i google stayvun
Yeah, kinda.
If this guy looked exactly like he did but dressed like that and was cocky/fun cowboy type he'd actually get laid even though he's a dorky looking fat fuck (He's 5'10" and white so that already puts him ahead of lots)
Problem is he's legit dumb like myself and our lack of intelligence leads to a lot of anxiety/confusion in most situations so we never feel confident in the world
Dude killed his girlfriend and did a real shitty job pretending he was innocent.
If ye cross that river with yon filibuster armed yell not cross it back
>girlfriend
>wasnt she just his oneitis
thx, im already laughing 5 minutes in
>THAT BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
jesus christ
>If this guy looked exactly like he did but dressed like that and was cocky/fun cowboy type he'd actually get laid
No he wouldn't.
Hansen saw his life flash.
If you watched the show, most of the time the decoy claims to have had sex before. The "pedo" (the correct term is hebephile) thinks "I wouldn't be doing anything she hasn't done before, then." Just look at Richer Breault's episode:
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is this an achilles-autism-screech meme mash up?
>try to distract his libido with pastry
classic move
>reddit
kys
How can one man be this Based?
yes
well consider the following
my own life life is a wreck mainly due to health problems and failed goals and dreams that I tried my hardest to achieve
I'm 31, live with my mom and my only source of income is a monthly disability check.
So when I see someone far more pathetic than I'll ever be completely falling apart it does make me feel good since he did that shit to himself and deserves everything he gets coming to him. I may have done some bad stuff over the years but I'd never harm a child.
pedos are the scum of the earth fuck this guy
She is still 12. Just because she may not be virgin does not make him any less of a pedo predator.
dope
What do you call this body shape pardner?
I sure he could of landed one of these beauties.
>Good looking in-shape guy
>19 in college for engineering
>6'2" / White
>Entrapped and life ruined by Chris Hansen for lels
JUST
This is what he looks like now, Chris is a monster
K I N O
I
N
O
Chris didn't do it.
He did it to himself.
he did that shit too himself
i feel no sympathy
>Guy with Chad potential has life ruined
as a 5'8" incel, based
what did i do to deserve a 9gag meme of the film primer
My sides are in orbit. Thank you tv keep it coming
>"Well! I didn't think you had it in you!"
>"I'm your huckleberry."
>"...Date's not with you, Hansen!"
they look the same fucking age lmao
My eyes and braint processed it
But every fiber and every nerve in my body rejected it
Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning 'til I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Riding in the Buffalo
literally how hard is it to find a twink? all the male decoys look about 35
and if'n i dont?
leave that cunny alone Bill
>human closeness.
(read: cunny)
it's wrong
cruel
holy fuck, this killed my sides
based & pettypilled
What is some kino where the naive hero gets beaten because he underestimated his foes?
Hanson cracked with the back of an axe the shinbone on an antelope and the hot marrow dripped smoking on the stones. They watched him. The subject was cunny.
The good book says that he that lives by the cunny shall perish by the cunny, said the pedo.
Hanson smiled, his face shining with grease.
What right man would have it any other way? he said.
The good book does indeed count cunny an evil, said user. Yet there’s many a bloody tale rape inside it.
It makes no difference what men think of cunny, said hanson. Cunny endures. As well ask men what they think of stone. Cunny was always here. Before man was, cunny waited for him. The ultimate pursuit awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.
He turned to the pedo, from whom he’d heard some whispered slur or demurrer. Ah pedo, he said. It’s your own trade we honor here. Why not rather take a small bow. Let each acknowledge each.
My trade?
Certainly.
What is my trade?
Cunny. Cunny is your trade. Is it not?
And it aint yours?
Mine too. Very much so.
What about all hard drives and condoms and stuff?
All other things are contained in that of cunny.
Is that cunny war endures?
No. It endures because young men love it and old men love it in them. Those that molested, those that did not.
Read the chatlogs. Seriously. If you EVER feel sorry for the guys who appear on this show or TCAP, read what they said to the decoys. Perverted Justice has archived the lot, and as soon as you see, you'll know each and every one of them deserved jail time if not more.
NOT SO FAST, VINCENT
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based and involvedpilled
>Pushing the toothbrush into his skin so his dick looks bigger
classic incel move
I'm a little late but kill yourself
i wanna sing a parody of this dude but I don't know enough western/country songs well enough to do one
You guys are disgusting. He'll never have a life again, never be a cop, never be allowed to follow his dreams. A man was destroyed on national television and you giggle at it?
if he wasn't stopped one or more little girls wouldve had their lives destroyed
at least he wasn't innocent
Stop making excuses for yourself.
The virgin To Catch a Predator
vs the CHAD Bait Car
true entrapment kino
~~ E N T R A P M E N T ~~
>A man was destroyed on national television
it wasnt on national television. Its a web series, and this episode did not make the regular series.
is it bad that i know that is from primer?
By his own actions.
No one to blame but himself.
BASED
FUCKING CUTE
Kek
~BASED & PITILESSPILLED
>HANSEN....I WILL BURY YOU ALIVE AT SUMMERSLAM AND YOU WILL REST....IN....PEEEEEEEEAAACE
Mmmmm... cunnytaker, don't wanna mess with him.
This desperately needs an edit
Why is it I can hear his voice when I haven't even seen this episode?
i don't know if they actually realize how ridiculous he looked or if that guy genuinely thought he was epic decoy kid
Didn't they convince him to come to the house? He probably just wanted to rp online and didn't even care if the girl was real.
jesus christ there was absolutely nothing to protect hansen from one of these pedos bringing a gun lmao
>a man who wants to fuck children will never hold a position of power
My heart bleeds.
Comedy is tradgedy is it not
If they think the dude is a threat, the cops will be behind a door.
>It happened with the military dude
OH SHI-
This was the last moment they spoke as friends. RIP
When I see them getting caught I feel bad for them.
The I read their chats and that's gone. What pervy horndogs. Can't keep their dick in their pants.
This is a really based post.I may save it for future TCAP threads.
He committed a bunch of unrelated, violent crimes years later. Dude was just a bad seed, despitehis crocodile tears.
Where can I find this sexy sitcom?
sneed vs hansen
this happened literally a town over from me
this.
I partly think it's so they can claim they were weak and romanticize it and get lesser punishments.
How much does CT suck?
why did they never use asian decoys?
afraid of backlash?
realistically if it wasn't being recorded an asian decoy would work a lot better.
it's alright. live within an hour of the city. my towns okay, decent amount of things to do. could be living in bumblefuck so I'm grateful for that.
Why does Yea Forums desperately push terrible memes? A good meme is natural not forced
You're me. The difference is I'm not sick enough to get my neet bucks but sick enough to get my life fucked up. Man, I wish I were healthy. Life is fuckng horrible.
>He was a 19 year old boy seduced into obvious entrapment bait for a youtube show, had his life ruined by it, and never repeated the same mistake
ftfy
>vocaroo.com
very, very based user
goddamn i love this meme
>ephebeophile*
lurk more
>implying that makes it any better
How is all this legal again?
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the revival was kino
Almost heaven, Wet Vagina
Blue balls throbbing, spermatozoa giver
Consent age's too old there, older than I please
Younger than the law ordains, I'm blowing like the seas
Cunny roads, take my bone
To the place where I moan
Wet Vagina, minor mama
Take my bone, cunny roads
All my fantasies gather 'round her
Hansen's lady, stranger to big iron
Dark and lusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of Adderall, teardrop in my eye
Draw Hansen! I'm the quickest gun in New Jersey.
many argue its entrapment
many pedophiles
>Would you just shoot me?
What did he mean by this one?
>Hansen comes out
>Immediatly breaks down crying while telling his failure of a life... at fucking 19 years old.
I just can't watch these things. The memes sound good but the actual video is just cringe and sad, can't enjoy it.
Cruzposting needs to make a comeback
based
HANSEN! THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US
...
We need to find a Democrat equivalent to cruzposting/jebposting for the debates since they are ramping up. Why aren’t they as fun??
Go back
I’m cute tho
Built good
He was an obsessed neighbor. That guy had zero chance of having sex with anyone
>if he wasn't stopped one or more little girls wouldve had their lives destroyed
*citation needed*
>serving time in prison doesn't increase likelihood of you turning into a criminal
amerisharts, everyone
the whole point of an inside joke is that you don't explain it to everyone else you dumb fucking nigger
They had one in the old season. She was in the hot tub episodes and was clearly down to fuck.
topkek
Somehow I felt much worse for that other 19 year old dude, from the old series. I think the "girl" even was supposed to be like 15 years old or something, which would have been legal in countries like Spain anyway.
>I'm not that big but I could fit inside you
Hardest part to watch desu senpai
I WANT THOSE DELEGATES, HANSEN!
Am I gay now?
ur the only fucking cringe here tranny
>there people over there that will help you to the next step to get better, okay?
yeah throw the guy in jail lmao
SHE WAS LUSCIOUS AND A HARLOT THOUGH A YOUTH OF TEN AND FOUR
Beach?
Sorry but I'll never try to have sex with an underage girl so it'll never happen, freak
The real tragedy is the number of moralfags on this site now who damn him rather than praise him. Looks like this town ain't the same anymore...
What about when the feminists raise the age of consent again, this time to 21?
no
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i've done a lot of intensive research and concluded that liking The Wineholics isn't gay
kek does hansen have a royal flush?
kino
Still not a problem for me since I only fap to 2D and have no plans on having sex. I tried twice with Romanian hookers but I couldn't keep my boner so I'm fine with 2D
hansen thought ol' tex was fixin' to put a few rounds in him there yeehaww
Oof damn only 19 too thats so stupid
He looks like chads I knew in college though so fuck him
But I dunno they were actually pretty cool so
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