>use the power, luke
Use the power, luke
Ryan Morgan
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Hunter Barnes
>I’m just a boy... staring at a girl... trying to make my way in the universe
Carson Parker
>you're either with us
>or without us
Michael James
i shoot rat dogs like that all the time in my ship back at home
Xavier Wilson
>the sith are known to make such binary statements
Caleb King
>I haven't been called that in some time.
Tyler King
post black Obi Wan pls
Robert Campbell
>and he was a decent acquaintance
Austin Scott
I am well aware of that.
Justin Hughes
>I say, how very impolite
Landon Sullivan
>the millennium falcon? had to dump my shipment just to make the kessel run
James Thompson
Evan Morales
>That is no moon; it is a station in space
William Peterson
>I lied right to your face, Luke.
Dylan Bailey
>use the white power, luke
holy shit how did lucas get away with this?
Samuel Lopez
kill all the niggas luke
William Jenkins
>Luke, I'm your dad
Aiden Walker
>I'm not particularly happy with you right now
Noah Carter
You're a large man
Christopher Long
>Use the George, Lucas
Jeremiah Butler
>The shield's going to be fine, m8
Ryder Nguyen
I find the fine granules of the once rocky beach to be insufferable. They are abrasive, stubborn, and they disturb my sensitive flesh.
Grayson Phillips
>without the ward composer we become transmogrified into squatting water foul!
Ian Johnson
On the contrary, your own demise is imminent
Evan Thomas
In all ways except physical, the Senate and I are indistinguishable.
Grayson Anderson
Once you in the tummy, you gonna experience a whole new world a hurt as you are gradually turned in to poop for 1k years.
David Sullivan
I pray the elderly fellow disabled the gravity laser, or this will be a rather truncated voyage.
Jackson Parker
Should you hit me with your laser sword in a way that kills me, I will return with a strength that has to you been heretofore unfathomable.
Luis Bell
>*dies*
>does fuck all
Jacob Stewart
'TIS THE SEASON THEN
Gabriel Kelly
>You don't appear to be standard height for the infantry
Jayden Mitchell
>This laser blaster is a tool of those less cultured than I consider myself to be.
Elijah Richardson
Do it, don't try
Angel Powell
Buy my mix-tape
Jaxson Collins
>I have witnessed three dimensional surveilance videos of him... decapitating pre-teens
Adam Hernandez
>Luke.. I need you to go back to My Tatooine hut and get rid of my porn collection... holograms, holocrons, some datadisc I bought on the Coruscant black market... There are snuff films in there, Luke. If the Rebellion sees all the pictures I took of Twileks feet while they were sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Bothan Pictures".. Before you ask: yes, there are bothan pictures in there, they're just not of Death Star data.. You've gotta do this for me, Luke. You've got to destroy my porn stash.. And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the holocrons alone are enough to get a man put away on an Emperial penitentiary planet. Grruagrarr is the Wookie word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is.. All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to Rancor beastiality and vore over the years.. And I'm a strong ejaculator, Luke... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Luke.. The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of death sticks on Corellia... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some Force controled Tusken Raiders who me and Qui-Gon would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my holocron collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Galaxy.. Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of Meiloorun Fruit from Aunt Beru’s birthday that I've been saving.. I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait.. Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dead now.. In summation: May the Force be with you.. oh, yea. Vader is your father. You’re a good friend, Luke.