Would it be kino?

Would it be kino?

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Unironically yes. She would be perfect for the role.

F U N D I T

Or Monique

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You know full well the villain will be white.
POC villains are racist. POC protagonists are woke.

Perfect casting. If Disney doesn't do this they are racist.

>Implying she'll be black
Umm no sweetie

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Liza Minnelli is going to play her

Melissa McCarthy is Ursula

Monique isn’t even fat anymore

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can the villain at least be jewish? blacks think they're white anyways :(

Memes aside this would work

Only Divine himself could have played live-action Ursula.

They either need to get themselves a pitch-perfect Divine impersonater, or rewrite the character from scratch.

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>implying it’ll be a woman
Yeah.....no.

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I just want to say before Little Mermaid gets talked to death that Poor Unfortunate Souls is the most underrated Disney villain song. It might even be better than Hellfire.

That's fine, jews use their race switching racial ability to be white when they're villains, and jewish when they're protagonists.

It's such a joy to watch. Ursula's animation is crazy fluid and alluring.

Poor Unfortunate Souls is the best song. Hellfire only gets any praise because dude hell in a disbsney movie lol

I would wholeheartedly endorse Jack Black in the role. He could nail Poor Unfortunate Souls.

Ursula shouldn't be fat. She should be a beautiful white mermaid with tentacles instead of a tail. It'll be a good contrast and I'll get to jerk off to her

ill jerk off to you jerking off to her

Would be kino

Actually a great choice. Jables would kill it.

>Implying it'll be human being
Uh...

Holy shit perfect casting! I can already see it!

>Hellfire only gets any praise because dude hell in a disbsney movie lol

>Incredible melody
>Phenomenal vocals
>Thought provoking lyrics
>Haunting visuals

Nah it’s because of the word hell

If they’re really gonna black the fuck out of this movie, then yeah, fucking do this.

only if tenacious d do the whole soundtrack

tyler perry's the little mermaid

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remember when this board was lesley jones threads 24/7?
I remember

what's a POC?

Search your heart, and you know it to be true.
>The lips.
>The sneering smile.
>The hooked nose.
>The cheekbones.
Ursula doesn't need to be hugely fat. Christina is already overweight, so they meet halfway in the respect. The character only needs to be plump, mature, handsome in her years, probably beautiful when she was in her prime.

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