Cast him

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He'll be a white merman and Ariel's mother will be black. Just a black mermaid doesn't piss off enough people. We gotta get some race-mixing in there too.

So I'll go way out on a limb and say Vincent Cassel.

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I wouldn’t mind this, Everybody Hates Ariel style.

Ving Rhames

Jackie Chan

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>Yea Forums is full of men who genuinely care about The Little Mermaid
Fucking embarrassing.

this

These 2 will be the parents

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>nooo please don't bully my favorite multi-billion dollar company!!

I can see Disney trying to be woke as fuck by getting rid of "The Patriarchy" in the film by having a queen.

>NOOO PLEASE STOP DRAWING ATTENTION TOWARDS MY LACK OF MASCULINITY

This.

Fucking perfect

Jason Momoa

Based and blackpilled

Nah, he'll be black with a white wife. The Prince will be white and actually the villain, while Ursula will be a misunderstood Tranny who just wanted to sing.

haha lmao FISHburne what are the odds like nigga it's in the name

That would be pretty cool. If he moves his chests muscles during the movie it would be already worth

Leaks said it will be Gerard Butler

Jeffrey Tambor

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Chris Tucker

eddie murphy

It's Gerard Butler for Triton & Harry Styles is Eric

The leaks were right except Zendaya clearly dropped out in favour of another black chick with have now

Whoever it is he will be white and NOT Ariels biological father. Her mother will bet a fearless black yass kween.