As I was going to St-Ives, I met a man with 7 wives, every wife had 7 sacks, every sack had 7 cats...

Do the sacks really count though?

Too contrived. But that's what happens when you take an unrelated script and shoehorn it into a series

I mean, it says "kitten cats sacks and wives" so i guess it does

REMINDER 1995's Die Hard with a Vengeance namechecks both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton

And implies Hillary would become President...

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wait what?

Reminder that everyone loved Donald Trump before he ran against the Democrats.

Also, what was the Hillary reference? I don't remember that part.

Sam Jack looks older in this movie than in the new Shaft.

Die Hard 3 was originally just a script called "Simon Says" that they turned into a Die Hrd movie instead.

A lot of action movies in the 90s were originally meant to be something else.

I was going to st Ives. They guy could just live somewhere near. The wives dont count.
1.
Me.

>John McClane driving the car they stole from the "TAKE A HIKE" guy (or the truck, don't remember)
>they try to know what Simon meant with the 21-42 reference
>some woman in a car cuts him off
>John gets pissed off
>Screams at her: "WHO DO YA THINK YA ARE, LADYZ!? HILLARY CLINTON!?"
>SLJ goes eureka and realizes Simon was talking about Presidents: "That's it! Hillary Clinton! 42nd President"
>McClane says: "ahh, she'd be the 43rd..."

>This motherfucker's gonna put some motherfuckin' snakes on a motherfuckin plane!

>be me
>watching die hard 3 with my family over xmas
>think I recognise Simon's henchman from something
>realise its laughing whisky man of meme gif fame
>start laughing at an inappropriate dramatic moment
>everyone wants to know what's so funny

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Just 2 : The 'I' of the story and the man he met.
No where does it say that his wives were accompanying him.
> Which would make sense - Any sane man would be wanting to get far away from those crazy cat-ladies.
Sure the man could have been going the opposite direction, but If so, I doubt they would have had time to strike up a conversation.

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>As I was going to St. Ives, I met two farmers with a seed and feed store. Each farmer had seven seeds, every seed could feed seven Sneeds, each Sneed was formerly Chuck, each Chuck had seven sucks and fucks.

Literally from the movie. What is the point of this thread?

I thought it was a joke about how Bill was too busy fucking young girls to be president so Hillary was actually in charge.

I don't understand Hollywood script play.

Wait, what?

Why does nearly every movie in the 90s have these subtle predictions in them? The amount of 9/11 references is insane, and this "joke" about Hillary Clinton makes me believe she really was intended to win.

>but some kid might pick it up
fuck that shit, leave the bomb in a preschool, it aint coming with me

>have a 3 gallon jug and a 5 gallon jug
>need to fill them up so you have exactly 4 gallons of water

This is impossible, right? There's no way to add or subtract 3 and 5 to get 4.

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But none of them were going to St Ives. So your math is wrong.

>laughing whisky man
which one is that

i like how this stuck with absolutely everyone who watched it. like, all movies have contrived or absurd plots, but this little detail...

Yeah, I never got how they solved this puzzle.

easy nigga, 5 in 3, 2 are in 5, dump 3, take the 2 from 5 to 3, refill 5 and dump 1 from it into 3 with 2

>fill the 5 gallon one
>fill the 3 gallon one with the 5 gallon one
>you get 3/3 and 2/5
>take out all the water from the 3 gallon one
>put the 2 gallons of the 5 gallons on the 3 gallons one
>fill the 5 gallons one
>fill the remaining gallon of the 3 gallons one with the 5 gallons one
>congratulations, you have now 3/3 and 4/5

Fill the 5 gallon. Dump it into the 3 gallon. Dump the 3 Gallon. You now have 2 gallons in the 5 Gallon and 0 in the 3 Gallon. Dump the 2 Gallons in the 5 gallon jug into the 3 gallon jug. Fill up the 5 gallon jug. pour what you from the full 5 gallon jug into the 3 gallon jug with has 2 gallons in it. you should end with a 4 gallons in the 5 gallon jug and full 3 gallon jug. Theres another way to do it too.

Fill the 3, then dump into 5.
Fill 3 again, then add to the 3 already in 5.
There is 1 remaining in the 3.
Dump the 5, then add the 1 remaining from the 3 into the now empty 5.
Fill the 3 again, then add it to the 1 in the 5. You now have 4 gallons in a 5 gallon jug.

>Theres another way to do it too.
Tgis:
>fill the 3 gallon one
>pour it into the five gallon one
>fill the 3 gallon again
>pour two gallons in the 5 gallon one, to get full
>1/3 and 5/5
>empty the 5 gallon
>put the one gallon of the 3 gallons in the 5 gallons one
>0/3 and 1/5
>Fill the 3 gallons one
>fill the 5 gallons with those 3 gallons
>0/3 and 4/5

Fill the 3 gallon jug.
Fill the 5 gallon jug.
Empty the 3 gallon into the 5 gallon, then the 3 into the 5. Fill the 5 again. Then empty the 3.
At this point, don't forget to empty the 5.
Fill the 3 gallon jug with the 5, and wa la.

>filling a 3 gallon jug with 4 gallons of water

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there's a gif of some older fellow in a suit laughing and taking a sip in the background of some high society event iirc

>Fill the 3 gallon jug.
>Fill the 5 gallon jug.
>Empty the 3 gallon into the 5 gallon,
But the 5 gallon is already filled, so what is emptying the 3 gallon into it supposed to accomplish?

post it

Because this world is not real

he is that guy? He must have gained a lot of weight.

back then Trump supported it

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When Jonny comes marching home again, hurrah, hurrah

>yfw you realize Jeremy Irons made a way better Riddler than Jim Carrey.

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Learn to read

What's not to get? Scripts are like blueprints for movies. It's easy to adapt them for other purposes. It's also not exclusive to the 90s and continues to happen.

Jim Carrey is only good in serious roles

i dont think i ever laughed at any of his comedy roles..he was funny in skits though like the overconfident gay man

my hard drive is a dark, unorganized forest, who the fuck knows where it is now.

I don't think it's the same guy, I just know what that user ment by "laughing whisky man"

He probably means the extra from Titanic.

disappoint

>Jim Carrey is only good in serious roles
He really isn't.

>Why does nearly every movie in the 90s have these subtle predictions in them? The amount of 9/11 references is insane, and this "joke" about Hillary Clinton makes me believe she really was intended to win.
welcome to the simulation

You can actually see the lifeforce being drained outta Billy boi there

>Based wife swappers

Clinton gets to nail the eurothot, killary and drumpf watch.

It's from the great Gatsby or some shit ain't it

Trips of truth

All these diggers posting digits but nobody posting the phone number
Its 555-0000 you retards.

No idea, he just smiles widely in his far upper right corner of the frame, takes a satisfying sip from his glass and returns to smiling.

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Not 555-0001?

2800 if just "kittens, cats, sacks and wives", 2801 if including the husband, 2802 if including the man. It's not clear

nice drawing user. Congratulation for using a wojack or a pepe

*not using.

but he just says he met them while going to st. ives
nowhere does it say they were going the opposite direction

It's from S3E1 of Boardwalk empire. The guy drinks the whisky during the Egyptian dancing scene around 1/4 into the episode. I don't have the gif.

Here, found it.
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That's the one.

funny thing, Robin Williams was supposed to be the riddler in Batman Forever

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Would he have been more subtle? I can't remember if Robin ever played the bad guy.

Bad at mental math.

Also, imagine this movie now that everyone has a calculator on their phones.

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He would just have been the same as carrey though