You, there. What is your profession?

im a chemistry student in university

Shitposting

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I call people with different tastes than me plebs on internet imageboards

I dress up as rich people for money.

i’m a sneedposter

Trust fund baby

janitor

I sell propane and propane accessories.

Now, I'm extremely busy today so unless you need me to join your phalanx I'll have to continue this conversation tomorrow.

I put the parcels in the Van's like a good wagie sir

Caraposting

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Electrician on movie sets

I'm a CEO, of a large company.

When the FUCK is she going to get pregnant?

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I go into random threads and reply to a ramdom post with things like: "it sure smells like incel in here", "have sex", "BASED" or "do americans actually do this?"

im a CSlet and berate people on /g/ for using Python

im a mailfag

neet

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Casino dealer.

boys cant get pregnant user

You deal in casinos? Can I buy one?

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kys

Forgot to include text, not any time soon.
I like your posts.

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i purchase

Even her belly button is ugly, Jesus Christ.

I'm a Busboy at lower high class restauraunt

I drive.

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It's not ugly

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based as fuck.

urm, meow?

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that was my first ever post on Yea Forums

>spartans thought it was good that they had slaves do everything
you now realise they are the bad guys?

that was the persians.

I'm a soldier but my basic training didn't include state-mandated buttfucking by an older recruit and I don't need three slaves to look after me on exercise or operations like some sort of spoilt rich girl going glamping for the first time.

Spartans overhyped as fuck.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helots
lurk more, brainlet

SCHIZO

it's not their fault they were ruled by women

helots were barely slaves

>hurrdurr /his/ in a thread about a movie based on a comic book based on a legend

Not him but Zoroastrianism, the principal religion of the Achaemenid Empire and it's kings, specifically forbids chattel slavery.

Meanwhile every Greek city-state had more slaves than citizens (not including freemen and metics) and Sparta had such an imbalance between it's citizen population and it's helot slave population they turned their society into an armed camp permenantly geared for the inevitable slave revolts.

it's the opposite in the movie

>based on a legend
battle of thermopylae is real retard

they were serfs with is de facto slavery

you're annoying

which*

Dressmaker, my old so-and-so

I get dubs

>Not him but Zoroastrianism, the principal religion of the Achaemenid Empire and it's kings, specifically forbids chattel slavery.

Bullshit. You might as well say that Christianity forbids slavery because of what Jesus preached, but that didn't prevent Christians from having slaves.

Good Solonius.

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STANNIS

Jesus didn't oppose slavery

master of puppets

no you don't
now check these digits

I work in a school for children with autism.

>The license of the Lacedaemonian women defeats the intention of the Spartan constitution, and is adverse to the happiness of the state. For, a husband and wife being each a part of every family, the state may be considered as about equally divided into men and women; and, therefore, in those states in which the condition of the women is bad, half the city may be regarded as having no laws. And this is what has actually happened at Sparta; the legislator wanted to make the whole state hardy and temperate, and he has carried out his intention in the case of the men, but he has neglected the women, who live in every sort of intemperance and luxury.

>The consequence is that in such a state wealth is too highly valued, especially if the citizens fall under the dominion of their wives. This was exemplified among the Spartans in the days of their greatness; many things were managed by their women. But what difference does it make whether women rule, or the rulers are ruled by women? The result is the same. Even in regard to courage, which is of no use in daily life, and is needed only in war, the influence of the Lacedaemonian women has been most mischievous. The evil showed itself in the Theban invasion, when, unlike the women of other cities, they were utterly useless and caused more confusion than the enemy. This license of the Lacedaemonian women existed from the earliest times, and was only what might be expected.

>When Lycurgus wanted to bring the women under his laws, they resisted, and he gave up the attempt. These then are the causes of what then happened, and this defect in the constitution is clearly to be attributed to them. We are not, however, considering what is or is not to be excused, but what is right or wrong, and the disorder of the women, as I have already said, not only gives an air of indecorum to the constitution considered in itself, but tends in a measure to foster avarice.

tl;dr Spartans = the original beta cucks

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open bob

Do you get paid for it?

Must be very similar to browsing Yea Forums, do you come here to practice?

I'm a part time dog handler. But in my free time I quote peoples posts and add a basedboy wojak on tv

I ANSWER QUESTIONS, SIR

L O N D O N

Yea, not much but I enjoy it for the most part and i can live pretty comfortably.

More or less, not much different. I mean I've been here for years so I feel like I've been practicing for all that time without knowing. You got some kids who are kind and kinda smart considering, while you have others can barely function.

Shitposting on a Singaporean basket weaving web portal.
A W O O O O O

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>believing filthy Athenian lies

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I sell paint.
AMA about paint

50 cent army hired to influence public opinion in social media and internet forums. I earn 1 cent per post so I have to work extra hard.

You good worker, I like you. Have 2 cent for post.

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dubs poster

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Loyal Stannerman.
Veteran of Yea Forums for 12 years.
Protector of this board, and shitposter of threads.

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Never forget.
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I get paid hourly, not on results