ITT: That guy who always turns up in stuff.
>We need a military authority type guy
ITT: That guy who always turns up in stuff.
>We need a military authority type guy
Also, gonna sound like sacrilege, but I prefer him as Optimus Prime to Peter Cullen.
We need an older Asian male.
We need an aristocratic British man
Chekov is based.
We need an obnoxious nerdy guy.
People know his name though. "That guy" is one whose name you don't know but he always turns up in things.
We need kino
We need fucking ANYTHING.
We need ambiguously Latin/Mediterranean tough-guy.
He can be good or bad doesn't matter, as long as there is a hint of douche.
>W-
>We need the Power Ranger guy
>when you're actually really good but somewhere along the line of trying to be a movies star you pissed off the wrong pedo jew and/or saw something you shouldn't have and now you're stuck in Hollywood limbo where you can get roles but not something that you ever really want to do or a quick one-word two-seconds-of-screentime cameo
We need a sexually ambiguous tomboy
Remember Tommy?
We need nudity.
> we need a no-nonsense military figure guy
>We need a military authority type guys
I got just the pair
We need JLaw but cheaper.
Hes in so much shit...but i never see him in anything.
Like John Cena
and hotter
>We need a Russian military authority type guy
We need a star for our generic action movie who's as basic as the script
Rockbuster.
We need another one
We need to pander to incels.
Thats right, the best payed actor in Hollywood but not one rememberable movie.
How does he do it?
I can't wait to see Hobbs and Shaw. Johnson and Statham are really stepping out of their comfort zones to play themselves in another summer blockbuster. Can't wait for Hobbs and Shaw Winter Soldier
>we need an intimidating authority figure
Or a serial killer.
Hey I remember the rundown (welcome to the jungle) and pain and gain. Thats it tho
Or a friendly father/father figure
IM GONNA CUUU-
>we need terry crews but funnier and willing to work what's in the director's wallet
>we need a sleazy business man/lawyer
Is that the black guy from TDKR?
>we need a calm and collected authority figure
yeah and black dynamite baby
>we need a charismatic racist
I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels shit in my face!
>we want denzel washington but cheaper
Oh yeah, didn't recognise him without the hair.
Here's one who doesn't get posted that much
Tough Latina. Every tough Latina.
>we need a shit eating grin
honestly what the absolute FUCK is his endgame?
damn he's been in a lot but he seems to be labeled as the breaking bad guy
>we need a stargate operator
>we need a guy that wishes he was Daniel Day Lewis and we can market his attempt at method acting more than the actual film
I've never seen Breaking Bad, so I can't comment on that. Think he's more known for Billions now, as he actually has a proper role in that. He'll always be Mel's beta husband in Flight of The Conchords to me
We need a teenager to flirt with older men
>we need a cholo banger, stat
>EYYYY BADDA BING BADDA BOOM, SAY NO MORE
Classic Hector.
>we
Everyone knows who he is though.
We need a supporting character that is everyone's favorite
What of good Salononius then ?
>watching action man cartoon
>black guy is speaking
>sounds like optimus
lol
goddamn, you just KNOW she fucks white guys
No that guy has a higher power level
>The Mummy
>Spartacus
>Agents of SHIELD
Checks out.
I thought that was jamie Foxx
>we need a criminal
We need a nerdy guy who has a heart of gold but socially awkward.
>We need the leader of China
We need the single adult male audience!
Based Stargate
Seen him play a Texan type general too.
Nice nips.
>we need the straight audience
>tfw no leaked lesbian sex tape
muh dick
>we need someone who can maintain an air of smugness while portraying any other emotion
>We need a villain of indeterminate accent
we need an authority figure who is shady as fuck
>we need a nazi guy
that was that guy? holy shit
>We need an actor who cannot maintain a consistent accent with any character for any length of time
Absolutely based actor.
Michael Jai White is one of the few black actors who escapes the "token diversity hire" grouping.
David Morse has depth and skirts typecasting really often, I don't think he belongs in this category.
>We need a gal who is hot and that can flash her tits.
What does she turn up in? I need it for research.
The Killing
Arrow
Scream the TV series
Some other genre TV
>can we get Kevin Hart?
>No
>we need a fucking legend
>honestly what the absolute FUCK is his endgame?
To eat real food
>We are still writing this character, so we need someone who can play either as a Russian, European or the Devil.
We a need a forgettable guy from the 90's
Anyone got that british manlet who's in every WOII documentary?
>We need a mix Tom Hiddleston between and Jude Law. When he had hair. And a cheap salary.
Say no more senpai.
W. Earl Brown is that actor that everybody says
>Oh yeah, There's something about Mary
>mfw im playing GTA this very second
Based
Dilate
We can't afford Tom Hardy.
incidentally also a "That Guy"
>I want the dragon girl for that cute ingénue part. Emilia Clark is shooting Game of Thrones sir.
>Fuck.
We can have Felicity Jones sir.
>Fine.
>We need more time
I thought Emilia Clarke already appeared in that particular Star Wars Story.
deadwood
Vast improvement on Clarke really.
>We need a creepy looking guy who's actually a funny character
I've honestly saw him in several roles where he plays a creepy man, or a pedophile, or a serial killer, or all of the above.
He really fits the role, tho.
we need a token Asian scientist, who's also an astronaut
W....
Nah, not in Rogue one. She was in Solo though.
>He's asking for a plane ticket to Michigan, sir
>We're not filming in Michigan.
>His next film is, he's already finished shooting ours.
That was the joke. She looks like Clarke on the poster.
>We need a trailer park trash
He looks like Dean Stockwell from Quantum Leap.
We need a teenager but want to hire a middle aged person.
she's honestly talented