Post your favorite weird Yea Forums merch

post your favorite weird Yea Forums merch
here’s pregnant maggie

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>25 the greatest guest stars
>Maggie
???

>Danger
>Do not cross
And it was neko Ritsu

It's referencing this scene simpsonslet youtu.be/rma5QhWG7EA

What does "danger - do not cross" have to do with a Ritsu figurine? Why is Ritsu the neko when the whole neko thing is more often associated with Azusa?

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Disney collectible vinyl is often weird in general, but this one takes the cake. Many have mouse ears and are Mickey shaped.

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She’s not pregnant, she’s just fat.

Yea Forums merch has nothing compared to the weird shit Yea Forums produces

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I love Rei!

Just ignore dumb anime crossposters and they'll go back to their hole.

sneed

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All of that is normal though? You're confusing merch with an obsessive you retarded anime fag.

don't see anything weird with that white boy, can't you appreciate art? What? It's not a realistic painting of some whitewashed made up Greek tragedy in a poppy field therefore it's not art? Well what can I say my friend, come back once you had sex with a consenting woman

what do people like this even do? are they employed? do they have steady relationships?

it's actually a reference to this scene
youtube.com/watch?v=qeTw0c6vxO8

still better than nuwars

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this. all feed and no seed.

>Rei as a Roman gladiator
>Rei as a police woman handcuffed to a pole
>Rei as a bunnygirl
>Rei as a bride
>Rei as a teddy bear
>Rei as a witch girl
>Rei as a literal Kewpie doll
>normal

currently? no

>reifags
Never gonna make it

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she cute

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actually good quality sneed post tb h

there is never a bad sneed post

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my bananas were star wars flavored for months. here it comes again

???????

seems accurate

>seedless

Where the sneedniggers at?

anything can be a buttplug if you try hard enough

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jesus christ lmao

where are his pants?

formerly fuckfull

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these aren't real bootlegs, they're some art shit

Somebody bought these.

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What the fuck does that filling taste like? Cucumber?

forget the vaderburger, to this day I don't know what those cubes in the yodaburger are

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>its implying those are hit little green nuts

Ogre milk

thick cut onions maybe?

Garlic chunks?

Do any non promo pictures of these black burgers exist?

WHY?

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force cubes?

Teeth

speaking as someone who loves garlic in fucking everything, that's way too much garlic

They didn't look too bad IRL.

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That looks rancid

Marshmallows I think

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Art bootlegs are a type of bootleg. They're just not Chinese knockoffs you usually see.

A local comic shop has a guy who makes custom bootleg mashups. He kitbashes a buncha things. Disney x Star Wars. Avengers x Game Of Thrones.

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conversely...

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That's some David Lynch level shit.

Sit in Jar Jar's lap, kids.

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how can white bread even compete?

Hop on, bro.

Funkoshit could fill up its own thread, but there's a special hell for whoever thought it would be so ironic and funny to make a cutesy version of a dead girl wrapped in plastic who was raped and murdered by her father.

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>it has a clitoris

Based iPhone toy.

>Please don't show Iger this, or it will be used in the next re-boot.

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I hate funkos but someone gave me that Laura one and it's actually damn nice.

It's actually one of the few I've considered getting. It kinda epitomizes the whole brand and the souless dead pop culture culture we live in.

You know. For kids.

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Sneedless

In a wedding dress
EVERYTHING else I'm absolutely fine with. This crosses a line.

yo ulike jizz

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Whose seed is she pregnant with?

Not pregnant, just too much feed.

Sneed

looks like good feed

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for me, it's Eau de Shrek

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Delicious

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Are there monkeymen figures as well?

that's pretty neat

The cinema collector's market for action figures has really gotten out of hand.

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>just reusing the mold from the Baraka Mortal Kombat figures
lazy

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at least they actually used this in the deadpool movie

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I had a friend in elementary school who owned one of these things

meanwhile... IN JAPAN

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Well, if you want to turn this into even more of a bootleg thread...

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Raimi's original Spider-man 3 plans looked awesome.

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He even had the Lizard.

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>nyquill jordan

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We need more of these brave heroes

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I just blue myself

Looks fine to me.

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i want to FUCK that sarlacc

Is he related to Pierce Brosnan?

>>Rei as a Roman gladiator
That's fucking based though.

>obvious plant

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Didn't those black buns cause massive radioactive green shits?

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Quality.

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>tfw remember making out with jarjar as a child

>tfw used to jerk off in jar jars lap while makin out with jar jar while jar jar was tonguing my asshole as a kid
inb4 jeez user your mom let you have 3 jar jars. come the fuck on you think anyone had a choice in the matter this is jar jar we're talking about.

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sneed

oddly prophetic

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nah bro i dont even want to star wars

I have several questions

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Sneed

>Danger
>Do not cross
And it was neko Ritsu
2

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>gimme a hug, man

based

He is a robert, He is a cop, He is a robertcop

Took 24 posts for a sneed reference. Is sneed dying?

Here's a pretty weird costume from that show.

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hello stuart!

Just like the Matrix, bro

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>say my name
>you're the german mechanic
>....you're goddamn right

Plumber her, I'd fuck up somebody's toilet flange if I saw this just to fill their floor boards with shit water over a decade.

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>that spoiler
HOLY SHIT WHY FAGGOT

I don't understand.

cheese curds obviously

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But why?

The anti-sneed janny is on shift today, he deleted a shit ton of them.

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205kg
451lbs

ngl star wars would have been much better if it was animated and leia had that exact look.

Correct.
But that's the fucking dodgiest scale I ever seen

Underrated

It literally, LITERALLY says "same great taste"

CUT MY CHUCK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST SNEEDPOST

THREAD DELETION, NO FEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THE JANNY'S SEETHING

looks like cancer

Except it looks like snot.

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I once went to an antique store that had a whole room dedicated to David Lynches Dune. They had this coloring book too, but were asking for $60.

Oare-Load.

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formerly thriving

They have jobs, but no relationships, family, other hobbies, social life, etc. That's how they have so much expendable income on worthless shit.

why does he look like nicholas cage?

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>"ANIME BAD"
Back to /pol/, newfag

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i dont see anything wrong in here

onions

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At least one person bought this.

what the fuck

DUR DUR BUR DUR DUR BUR DURDURDADUR

I had that. I thought he was supposed to Goldblums character for some reason. I don't think I could even read properly then

Okay yeah, that's kinda fucking weird. Slap money on anything I guess.

Don't you want to go as your favorite character Electro from the hit motion picture The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (in 3D)?

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Please tell me where I can buy this shirt

jesus christ the final product looks so cheap

Ben Shapillow

would this be considered blackface? blueface?

i-i had that...

>literal cardboard
>small scale figs

Into the trash

fucking kek

Why do discord trannies always try to gatekeeper Yea Forums and shaming new users with terms like " newfag " ?

Is it because they are afraid of the idea of new people coming to Yea Forums and getting redpilled ?

those are based

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Bro the show is 30 fucking years old.

>this is normal for weebs
jesus christ

When Transformers came out they were making transforming everything. There was even a transforming Optimus gift card at Target.They were selling the movie in fucking transforming DVD cases.

Early 90s was full of this knockoff merch.

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I too watch ashens

Imagine little timmy getting all excited to get his fav dr who character for christmas and it turns out to be an empty plastic rectangle

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But /pol/ loves their anime shit.

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Was there a detachable rubber piece at the bottom or something?

If Maggie was actually pregnant she would look like that pregnant midget pic.
You all know the one.

kek

Probably just in India atm.

Nope, this is literally it

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Is there anything sadder than merch for a bomb?

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Is there a version of Lee that comes with a gun?

I had the Darth Maul one as a kid and I loved it.

this one's pretty funny actually

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I'll bet you did.

I want to cum on this.

It makes me think of all the people who knew the movie was gonna be a bomb and just worked through it because they needed the money

Its the NIGG burger

Why does his face look photoshopped warped?

Are the pixels actually apart of it?

>poseable

>sneedless

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>Here's your bowl of dicks, user. Eat up.

midochlorians

sneed

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if that’s real, it’s the winner

>not even factoring in the suspensors that make this young thug fly

formerly jordan

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lmao they even bought the shitty lego figures.

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#Goals

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>Mikes face covered
heh

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>Rei
OH NO NO NO

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Delet this

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'Obvious Plant' is an art project that specialises in making fun of consumerism.

Michelle Obama

kek

looks absolutely disgusting

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Marty!

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had that. the gun squirt water and his arms detach so you could mutilate him. the little dino was cool too

just how i imagine faggot ass sneed posters look

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No, this is actually an art piece. Sold for $2 million dollars a few years back.

I ate the Thingburger. Ask me anything.

He looks cute.

t. femanon

In what world did any black panther toys sell out, let alone those shitty claws?

Are you even trying?

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Here's your Dune coloring books kids.

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Enjoy.

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nice

What on earth

sneed

And Asukucks say Reifags are weird.

can't beat this

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Don't make me post it

Ah yes, of course. The hang-gliding scene.

Petty

Back to club penguin

based

>here's your chair, bro

>Squeeze me

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The JP toys were bad ass but had absolutely nothing to do with the films. Every figure came with one of those guns that shot a net and all the vehicles had misslie launchers.

Here you go

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Legend has it they all remain unused to this day.

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that's not pregnancy, it's a saline inserted....

>explaining the joke
heh

Not for lack of trying.

I dunno about that particular burger, but the Black Burger King burgers were real, so were the red ones.

I really appreciate that so much monsters inc. merch covers Mike's face

>he hasn't seen Twin Peaks yet
unironically stop posting whenever

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Reminds me how saw cosplay of that once.

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Rei would be so confused if she saw this

oh fuck I actually had this one

Just go to any convention and you'll see tons of crazy fan made merch.

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If she were preggo she'd look like this

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>Weird Yea Forums merch
>Nobody posted the Jar-Jar lolipop

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they did

Whoops, seems like I'm retarded for not noticing.
Take this wonder instead.

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that's a 6 foot tall fuckdoll too

I fucking had this toy!

I feeding had this toy!

i don't know who's memeing between the two of you

it seems like the jannies are dead so ill just say this: sneed

Still searching for this shirt.

This is from when Maggie did a Britney Spears impression.

No, fucking seriously.

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I actually have a transforming optimus prime dvd case for the first movie. it's ridiculously impractical and a large reason why I never ever watch the movie.

lmfao eating giant chunks of garlic

ZING fuck DONATE TO Yea Forums

damn... this is so unfair wtf... the white family should have the toy they bought forcibly redistributed

>SLAM DUMP!

Is there a more based team?

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HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THESE
they were pretty damn good, thanks user

>hang gliding around pteranodons

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sneed
fuck jannies

is donald glover's picture on the watermelon?

I'd fuck and cuddle him, honestly.

Shouldn’t it be “ta coté”?

Yes

someone should do custom Vic Morrow

ok this is epic

Where are these from?

That's not a very good disguise for Lando. I can tell it's him.

At least it isn't a Princess Sally fan...

If I went into a house and saw this, I would instinctively spin around to try to dodge the impending knife thrust.

I had this. It went missing. I did a raid of my big sisters room and found it under her bed. It smelled funny.

I hate Hot Toys... because they are so expensive and hard to find. I jelly.

Art bootlegs are shit because they're done on purpose rather than on accident and thus lose all the fucking humor and charm.

this

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>b-but the pancakes were good

sounds pretty wild senpai

DAMN

...they should make one of those ballerina twirly flying toys where its his head that goes flying

Kek. I'd buy Laura and put her on my table at work.

Needs that little picture of Kelly at his desk photoshopped into the corner.

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imagine people walking into your room probably thinking about what kinda of pathetic loser you must be to obsessively collect figures of anime girls

Blade Runner 2049 you fucking Mongoloid.

For me it's

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I've seen worse

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doesn´t drinking black goo lead to the creation of the monster in the movie?

My sides

I AM THE DANGER

holy shit

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This is actually kinda clever.

Come with me and you'll see into a world of artificial colouring.

wtf is that on the left?

Looks like the main character from Cars except blue.

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Trust nobody. Not even yourself.

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Well, Kubrick and Diablock
[teleports behind you] Nothing personnel.
A friend of a friend from Japan said it looks like a museum when seeing my animu figure shelves.

why, he's shit since 2014

...moot?

>hey, wanna pay 30% more for a licensed sticker that will be thrown in a bin?

>Yoda Balls

I saw an Anime loli toy which came with a syringe and white gel stuff which you could inject into her pussy and the belly would expand making her look pregnant

I am not fucking joking, ill try and find a picture

yeah, but Rei is cute tho. I don't know why you don't want a model of her dressed as a bunnygirl or as a bride on your desk so you can admire her cuteness every day. Asuka is better tho

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FOUND IT!

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Disturbing af

That one had to be thought out rather than an accident. The fucking 'curve' of the broom puts pressure on the clit ffs.