Did Anakin still have a penis after the Mustafar incident or did it get burned off?
Did Anakin still have a penis after the Mustafar incident or did it get burned off?
Cameron Price
Jaxson Diaz
His dick was closer to the lava than his face, and you can see what happened to that.
Mason Morales
There's no way it didn't get burned to crisp.
Luis Young
maybe it's extra sensitive now
Kevin Gray
That's not how burnt skin works.
It shouldn't have any feeling after getting 3rd or 4th degree burns.
Michael Morris
lol
Angel Wood
NO! In the expanded universe, in the book "Sins of the Father", Anakin (now Darth Vader) goes on a romp across the lawless side of the galaxy literally fucking TONS of Yuzzums, Chagrians, Snivvians, and Ithorians. Unfortunately JJ Abrams retconned that all away..
Jacob Lopez
>implying he would not use every available midiclorian of force powers to protect his penis
>implying a space-jock isn't part of his kit
William Williams
Vader was an incel anyway
Lucas Bailey
He got given a robo cock. No feeling in it, purely there for raping purposes.
Dylan King
Lincoln Miller
the way this story ends shows he was clearly volcel.
Carter Baker
>garbage
retarded. he would have said rubbish,
Brandon Mitchell
lol
William Powell
Why did they think it was appropriate to put a chubby 2000s real housewife trying to date darth vader in the death star?
Grayson Carter
Rubbish is fag language, no way Vader would speak like that.
Bentley Murphy
Incels, everyone.
Owen Gonzalez
UK English would indeed have said rubbish, but it sounds kiddy to anyone who isn't in the UK, so even though Vader has a Brit accent (which Anakin never had, PLOT TWIST), he couldn't have said "rubbish" as that would have been hilarious.
Owen Harris
>4th degree burns
Gabriel King
>that
>incel
Incels WISH they were cool enough to wordlessly run a blade through any whore trying to seduce them
Cooper Mitchell
You don't know what incel means
Charles Cook
>Incel
>Had 2 kids and fucked Padme countless times
Chase Collins
well you do seem like an expert
Lucas Smith
>Incels WISH they were cool enough to wordlessly run a blade through any whore trying to seduce them
Idiot, incels actually do this fairly often nowadays. Do you even fucking pay attention?
Another point where you're a moron and need a reality check: there's nothing cool about murdering people. It's what weaklings do. Being brave and facing what you fear instead of killing the people associated with what you fear, that's what people with courage do. You're obviously a faggot, a pleb, a weakling.
Owen King
>Idiot, incels actually do this fairly often nowadays. Do you even fucking pay attention?
No they don't. They make faggy manifestos and complain about how women or the world have wronged them and then use cowardly tactics like gunning down unarmed bystanders or ramming people with their expensive cars.
>there's nothing cool about murdering people
Obviously there's nothing inherently cool about murder. The trick is to pull it off in a cool way.
>Being brave and facing what you fear instead of killing the people associated with what you fear, that's what people with courage do
What are you talking about? Only incels are afraid of women or commitment and sex. Vader isn't afraid of all of that. He had it already. You think he's scared of some nurse with a psycho crush? hence why incels wish they were as cool as vader. I don't even understand your argument.
Jeremiah Gray
>so even though Vader has a Brit accent
What the hell are you talking about? No he doesn't. James Earl Jones' accent is as American as it gets.
Colton Hughes
Vader without his helmet on you dip.
Noah Lopez
Darth Vader doesn’t have a British accent you idiot
Xavier Morris
...
Levi Hall
Well then you must be deaf, because Sebastian Shaw clearly switched to an American accent when playing Vader in RotJ.
Christian Hughes
>"Darth Vader to the bridge"
someone got paid to write that
Lincoln Jones
doubt