Wtf is a "warning gator"?

Neat

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Huh, I wonder what makes it turn.

>Knowing that dude is just wasting his life turning airplane mode on and off all day.

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...

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What was his problem?

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Sneed feed and seed

High soil pH

Sneeeeeeeed

>The IP count going up and down

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Cyclist fuckin' shits

too much tomacco.

Like clockwork, one and two, one and two.

He had to catch the train.

Did he die?

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I honestly don't understand what is going on anymore.
Was the Sneedposter just one person?

No but the guy coming up the stairs got a free bath.

Yes. On a mobile, turning his airplane mode on and off.

I’m going to say it

Formely cero persons

Sneed's chuck and seed

Hooray!

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Mods gave up on banning sneedposters

>cero
So you're a spic too?

>that extreme desperation by the spammer
How fragile.

formerly american

turning airplane mode on and off? why?

To dodge bans and artificially up the IP count so it doesn't look like he's replying to himself.

I would just like to say: Sneed

Did he sneed?

needs

It's sad. How does a human being become so broken.

When he gets his lame shit deleted you see him throw a hissy fit and start trying to spam nonstop, it's hilarious.

The mods FEAR the SNEED formely the CHUCK

This is apt.

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Sneed

Deens

The great irony is he started spamming to "get rid" of Simpsons threads but he's resulted in more Simpsons threads on the front page than there have ever been. Used to be you might get one a day, now there's 3-4 at any time of the day.

This is sneed

Remember when America used to be white?

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No.

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Sneed's feed and seed

Look at Homer Sneedson as he Chuck's the shoes away

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Wasting life!

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Remember when it was Chuck's fuck and suck?

Formerly white

i miss apu

by reaching CWC levels of bitch autism

how did they get away with it?

That's Carl

Formerly white

Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

GABABAGOGABAGABA!

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Except he was black on the show first, you idiot. You can't even spam right.

That's Snees

What kind of shoes are those? They look luxury, italian perhaps?

He's just tan. He had spent the previous years working as a night club bouncer in key west

SSJ3

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also, comfy sneed thread

i don't get it

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What kind of night club?

Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/Jn8MbtSLMkcduhzbOPuJZw/

This is not a healthy mind.

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>samefagging this hard
Cringe and bluepilled (formerly based and redpilled)

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Sneed

You know. The kind where they work and play hard.

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wtf is a "warning sneed"?

You spent the last 3 years turning flight mode off and on to post the same thing over and over.

For hardworking very masculine laborers, got it.

Sneed club

formerly didn't do that

What's the point of Smithers if he's out? Him being in the closet is his whole thing.

>it’s one guy
>you can get banned for sneedposting
You’re delusional

He didn't drive so good

This is not a healthy soil ph

No one cared who he was until he ran over the bike.

Why is Lisa such a dick? Doesn’t she know that the Simpsons obey the laws of thermodynamics?

He was late for the subway from 3rd St Station. He had an appointment to run over Milhouse's bicycle.

The point is sneed sells feed and seed

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I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THESE WILD ALLEGATIONS

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>spammer spams to everyone and receives no (you)s because no one cares

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>sneeder sneeds to everyone and receives no (seed)s because no one feeds

>tfw investing on pumpkins

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calm down cityslicker

The joke was funny the first couple hundred thousands times but now it's getting a little sneed.

When will they peak by your estimate?

he has no sneed

November 7th, 1999.

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Jesus fucking Christ... another potentially great Simpsons thread ruined by you underaged cocksuckers. Seriously, how is uttering the same one or two phrases, or some variant of "Formerly X" funny? How is ruining any potential discussion of the greatest sitcom ever made enjoyable? I didn't have much growing up... in fact I was a latchkey kid. I didn't have many role models, but I did have The Simpsons growing up. Every week I would watch The Simpsons, recording each episode on my parents' VHS machine, then rewatch every episode during the summer. Eventually I enlisted in the Marine Corps and got sent to Iraq. Again, all I had was The Simpsons, seeing as how I had nothing waiting for me back home. My motivation to see the end of my tour alive was knowing that when I got back to the States I could look forward to seeing what kind of hijinks Homer and his family would be up to next. And I loved discussing this show on Yea Forums, one of the coolest places on the internet. Well, no more. I can't take this obnoxious spam for a second longer, I'm gone.

I have a feeling it will be in January

Something similar to a fuck and suck gator.

I think mods are banning sn*** posters again

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Formely a chuckgator

Formerly a pussy

Is that Mr. Snrub's son?

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Did the mods crack down? Thank fuck

The Anvil?

butthurt janis

The actual simpsons joke and pretending to not understand is really far separated from just saying sneed as much as you can

Simpson is code for Sneed

S

Did the chucks sneed down? Thank seed

It's how the sneed spam began, newfaggot.

No, butthurt you. Throwing another sissy tantrum like the tranny redditor you are.

I just woke up bros
Sneed

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Formerly Apu
Currently Sneed

Sneeeeeeeeed

this
fucking trannies are so butthurt

>that desperation again

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report it as spam and it gets deleted, it always has

these fucking redditor trannies bro

>tranny
formerly male

Yea Forums has been joking around about what the sign meant for years before any spam

>Danger
>Do not cross
And it was neko Ritsu

Reminder that the autist spammer was exposed as an actual literal redditor. It is the most reddit of forced reddit memes.

And people got annoyed by it always being posted and that's how it devolved into its current form.

The fact that it makes anons so mad is the only reason it continues to be posted.

like clockwork

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That applies also to these threads, these are blatant catalog spam
You are no better than thr sneedpostets

The sneeposter is the one who makes these threads. So he can false flag "derail" them. It's much more entertaining to derail him. He throws such crying tantrums and starts spamming desperately with tears streaming down his face onto his phone.

No surprise.

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No time for you old man!

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I'm happy you dumb simpsonfags will never have another "quality" thread on this board again
Also fuck niggers and fuck trans janny

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You don't sound happy. You sound angry.

T projecting coping seething sn**d tranny

inb4 same old shit as a reply

Why are simpsons threads always like this?

Not true
These are truly made by a comfyfag that want a comfy thread

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>It was a redditor tranny all along

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A deranged reddit autist has been spamming nonstop for several years on his phone, trying to "stop" Simpsons threads.

Is he at least a cute tranny?

Hello.

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No, he's a lot like a refrigerator.

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Formerly on topic

>make 1 post ITT simply saying "S"
>get immediately banned
Really? lol
Here have this janny

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wtf is a "warning sneed" ?

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>Posters: 54

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>spammer is a sissy reddit bitch who had to ask his tranny subreddits to make fake OC for him cos he couldn't do it himself

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Do you get it now?

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Is really not, i wish it was that simple
There is a whole discord server that coordinate sneedposting

Sneedophobia and prejudice against sneedposters is sadly all too common in our society. As with all other prejudices, sneedophobia is based on misconceptions and negative stereotypes about a group of people (in this case the sneed gang or those who are perceived to be sneedposters) that are used to “justify” discrimination, harassment and even hate crimes.

The following are a few examples of sneedophobic attitudes:

The belief/insistence that sneedposters are cringe.
The belief/insistence that sneedposters are spammers.
The belief/insistence that sneedposters are unfunny.
The belief/insistence that sneedposters are comfyfags in denial.
The refusal to acknowledge a sneedposter with a 'based.'
Repeated and deliberate reporting of sneedposts.
Exclusion of sneedposts from Yea Forums.

Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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oh that's just superstition

Report reddit's spam. It works.

Is a sneed

Sneedposting has ruined my life. Every second of every day I think "SNEED SNEED SNEED!" I try to come up with new ways to post Sneed. I sneak it into threads that have nothing to do with it. I once made a women hate thread on /pol/ and replaced all the women with pictures of Sneed. The mods eventually figured it out. They didn't take too kindly to that. They banned me of course, but I never let that stop me.
I've lost my job because of it. I spent too long sneedposting, and my boss asked me what I was doing. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SNEED IS?" I yelled at him. He was not pleased. Shortly afterwards, I lost my girlfriend. She said it was because I was "neglecting her" and "spent too much time sneedposting." But I know it was because I lost my job. She only wanted me for my money, that whore... Of course, many other girls have asked me out since then, but I always have to turn them down because they don't know what Sneed was. Why would I date a pleb who doesn't even know what Sneed is??? So it's official. I'm the world's first Sneedcel. Laugh all you want, but you know that I'm Sneedpilled. Deep down you wish you were this Sneedpilled too. In the end, it was all worth it.
SNEED!

this

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FUCKING SNEED POSTING DISCORD REDDIT TRANNIES WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THIS BOARD
AAAAAAHHHHHH
SNEED IS SUCH A FUNNY FUCKING JOKE HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

Reddit and discord, no wonder their fake meme is so shit and has to rely on ripping off other memes.

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SNEED FEED AND SEED

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Simpsons so much, I had all the merchandise and seasons
>I pray to Simpsons every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Simpsons is love" I say; "Simpsons is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for The Simpsons
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's not the Simpsons... it’s something stranger.. It’s Sneed

>I am so confused
>He whispers into my ear "Sneeds feed and seed, formerly Chucks"
>He grabs me with his powerful farmer hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Sneed
>He fucks my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Sneed
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Sneed
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his seed
>My dad walks in
>Sneed looks him straight in the eyes and says "CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND FUCK, CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK.. FUUUCK AND SUUCK"
>Sneed leaves through my window
>Sneed is love. Sneed is life.

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Sneed feed and seed formely chuck

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up tomacco* my name is sneed but u can call me t3h FaRm3R oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 29 years old (formerly 28 tho!!) i like 2 watch season 11 episode 5 w/ my boyfreind (we fuck and suck if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! hes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well we'll see about that.

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/pol/cel sn**d redditor absolutely SEETHING ITT

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Well you did it Yea Forums, you finally broke me. I just wanted to come here to talk about the Simpsons but you just won't let me do that will you? Just another sneed shitfest.

That's why they call me Sneed Seedy
(I'm back)
I'm back
(I'm back)
I'm back

Oh look, more ripoffs of actual memes.

Sneat.

>spammer being deleted

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based

THE MEME IS ON ITS LAST KNEES

LEND THE JANITOR YOUR STRENGTH, SIMPSONBROS

FINISH OFF THE FORCED MEME!!!

If I see one more sneedpost...

>there is an autist out there who has a little notepad file with ripoff copies of memes saved to copypaste in desperation

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For me, it's Sneed

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The archive of these threads must look ridiculous.

This one is good imo

This guy is with it

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Formely chuck

Well, farmer Sneed had done it
His Feed & Seed had won it
With brother Chuck sucking all the while
And Homer's Gucci loafers made us smile
His fancy German car was parked outside for a while
We're talkin' Feed & Seed
From Barney's Bowl-o-Rama
Talkin' Feed & Seed
From Moe's to the Power Plant-a
Old Sneedy's gummies were worth a buck
Sneed out there waiting for fuck and suck
We're talking Feed & Seed
Formerly Chuck's
We're talkin' Feed & Seed
From Barney's Bowl-o-Rama
We're talkin' Feed & Seed
From Moe's to the Power Plant-a
Old Sneedy's gummies were worth a buck
Sneed out there waiting for fuck and suck
Talking Feed & Seed
Formerly Chuck's

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Sneed... feed and seed
Chuck... FUCK AND SUCK
WE GET IT
HAHAHAHA HA SO FUNNY BECAUSE
FUCK
AND
SUCK
FUCK
OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHH
SUUUUUUUUCK
WHOA BRO
LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE... AND FELLATIO!
HOOOOEEEWAOO WOO
HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLY GEE WILIKERS!
WASOFOUH ASSOAS ASASSOUWERES AMAGERGOLACTIEN SUH!
WAAHHHAAAAHAAA HE HE HE HA
BECAUSE
SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED... WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL!
BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY
OH CHUCK FUCKING CUH... CHUCK...
CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK
CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK
FUCK
AND
SUCK

Sneed feed and seed

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My biggest problem is it is that is actually generates traffic and drives redditers to comment in these threads, derail on-topic, legitimate discussion threads and otherwise poison the board. Repeating a subpar meme is not "Yea Forums" if you want funny memes stick to your fucking farcebook, strangling a website which is the last vestibule for so many people to have proper conversations about otherwise niche interests that don't receive the same amount of autistic attention on other forums. The layout is unique and needs to be preserved but these fucking cunts continue to drive through our idyllic town spewing their idiotic smoke everywhere, destroying the sneeds of conversation that have been planted by people who actually want to create discourse and somehow pretending that they are the ones making the board the unique experience that it is. You are the townies. You are the one killing this board. And you don't even realise, scrolling up and down the first three pages look for a hint, a mere whiff of a meme to repeat and gargle and slobber on like your dads hairy brown cock. Get fucked you posers, try to have an original thought for once in your life.

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youtube.com/watch?v=cFdEkisu8tQ

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Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)
Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)
Spend three racks on a German car (yuh)
My bitch love tomacco cigars, ooh (ooh)
Fuck & suck a bitch, I forgot her name (brr, yuh)
I can't buy a bitch no manicure (ooh)
Rather go and buy gummy bears (brr)

Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)
Spend three racks on a German car (huh?)
My bitch love tomacco cigars, ooh (brr)
Fuck & suck a bitch, I forgot her name, yuh (yuh, yuh)
I can't buy no bitch no manicure, ooh (nope)
Rather go and buy gummy bears, ayy (brr)
Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)

My lean cost more than your rent, ooh (it do)
Your momma still live in a tent, yuh (brr)
Still slangin' dope in the 'jects, huh? (yeah)
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh (huh?)
None of this shit be new to me (nope)
Fuck & suck my teacher, call it tutory (yuh)
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs (huh?)
Fuck your airline, fuck your agency (fuck it!)
Bitch, your breath smell like something shitty (shitty)
I'd rather fuck a slicker from the city (yuh)
He threw me out a plane in Uzbekistan
Everybody scream, "Fuck & Suck" (fuck 'em)
Lil Chuck still sell that meth (yuh)
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pusy wet (what?)

Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers), Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)
Spend three racks on a German car (huh?)
My bitch love tomacco cigars, ooh (yuh)
Fuck & suck a bitch, I forgot her name (brr)
I can't buy a bitch no manicure (huh?)
Rather go and buy gummy bears (yuh)
Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)
Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers
Spend three racks on a German car (huh?)
Fuck & suck a bitch, I forgot her name, yuh (yuh)
I can't buy no bitch no manicure, ooh (nope)
Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers, Gucci loafers (Gucci loafers)

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>jannies SEETHING

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Sneeeeeeeeeeed

SKIN SEED, DEAD FEED
EVERYBODY GONE SNEED
SUCK, FUCK
EVERYBODY, CHUCK

IN THE SUITE, ON THE NEWS
EVERYBODY, DOG FEED
BANG BANG, SHOCK SEED
EVERYBODY'S GONE SNEED

ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHUCK
ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHUCK

SUCK ME, FUCK ME
YOU CAN NEVER BREAK SNEED
SEED ME, FEED ME
YOU CAN NEVER KILL SNEED

SUCK ME, FUCK ME
EVERYBODY DO SNEED
SEED ME, FEED ME
DON'T YOU BLACK OR WHITE SNEED

ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHUCK
ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHUCK

TELL ME WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY SNEED
I HAVE A SEED AND TWO FEED WHO LOVE ME
I AM THE VICTIM OF CHUCK BRUTALITY, NOW

I'M TIRED OF BEING THE VICTIM OF SUCK
YOU'RE RAPING ME OF MY FUCK. OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE
I LOOK TO CHUCK TO FULFILL ITS PROPHECY
SET ME SNEED

TELL ME WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY SEED
AM I INVISIBLE 'CAUSE YOU IGNORE ME?
YOUR PROCLAMATION PROMISED ME FREE FEED, NOW

I'M TIRED OF BEING THE VICTIM OF SUCK
THEY'RE THROWING ME IN A CLASS WITH A BAD CHUCK
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE LAND FROM WHICH I FUCK

YOU KNOW I REALLY DO HATE TO SEED IT
THE GOVERNMENT DON'T WANNA SNEED
BUT IF ROOSEVELT, FORMERLY HOOVER WAS LIVING
HE WOULDN'T LET THIS FEED, NOW

SOME THINGS IN LIFE THEY JUST DON'T WANNA SEED
BUT IF MARTIN, FORMERLY LUTHER WAS LIVING
HE WOULDN'T LET THIS FEED, NOW

SKIN SEED, DEAD FEED
EVERYBODY GONE SNEED
SUCK, FUCK
EVERYBODY, CHUCK

IN THE SUITE, ON THE NEWS
EVERYBODY, DOG FEED
BANG BANG, SHOCK SEED
EVERYBODY'S GONE SNEED

ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHUCK
(THEY SEED ME ON FIRE)

ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHUCK
(I'M THERE TO FEED YOU)

ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHUCK
ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHUCK

ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHUCK
ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT
THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT CHUCK

Literal kino ending

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Like intercourse and felatio

Hey City Slickers,
My name is Sneed, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day planting gummy bears. You are everything bad in this town. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten fucked or sucked? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take soil pH to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying gucci loafers from a hobo.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best razz. I'm pretty much perfect. I was #1 on the farming team, and Chuck was #2 on the fucking team. What stores do you own, other than "Homer's Park Avenue Manicures"? I also get straight seed, and have a banging hot Feed and Seed store (Formerly a Fuck and Suck store). You are all city slickers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my store

I took leave of my father's decrepit farmhouse in my modest Guatemalan automobile, making reasonable pace across a landscape bereft of anything resembling what I had come to know as modernity. I eventually reached the general store, a flimsy wooden structure that emitted a dark cloud of smoke from a narrow chimney. Two locals sat outside in the midday sun, accomplishing nothing and seemingly content in their doing so. Their bestial stupidity, likely the result of generations of inbreeding and race-mixing, was apparent in both their appearance and vocabulary.

My eyes were immediately drawn towards the words emblazoned above the door. These words perplexed me in such a manner that defy ordinary description. I shall not repeat them here, for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this tome will meet the same fate as I should they read them.

I have not slept in weeks, as I have tried in increasing desperation to decipher the true meaning of that inscription. I fear that it is pointless. The fate of this city slicker is sealed.

Chucks fuck and suck

The funny part is the spammer having to scroll past his own overly long deleted posts on his little iphone.

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Twinkle twinkle little sneed
How I wonder what you seed

Up above the chuck so high
Like a fuck suck in the sky

Twinkle twinkle little sneed
How I wonder what you feed

Simpsons has been shit for years.
Also; Sneed

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Sneedophobia and prejudice against sneedposters is sadly all too common in our society. As with all other prejudices, sneedophobia is based on misconceptions and negative stereotypes about a group of people (in this case the sneed gang or those who are perceived to be sneedposters) that are used to “justify” discrimination, harassment and even hate crimes.

The following are a few examples of sneedophobic attitudes:

The belief/insistence that sneedposters are cringe.
The belief/insistence that sneedposters are spammers.
The belief/insistence that sneedposters are unfunny.
The belief/insistence that sneedposters are comfyfags in denial.
The refusal to acknowledge a sneedposter with a 'based.'
Repeated and deliberate reporting of sneedposts.
Exclusion of sneedposts from Yea Forums.

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I'm a little sneedpot
Short and stout
Here is my feed
Here is my seed
When I get all chucked up
I just shout
Tip me fuck and suck me out

Cursed.

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Spammer is based. Simpsons is fucking trash

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Sneed - Feed and Seed. CHUCK - FUCK AND SUCK WE GET IT HAHAHA HA SO FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK FUCK WHOOOOOA BRO LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOLY WOW HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY, CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK! FUCK AND SUCK! Sneed - Feed and Seed. CHUCK - FUCK AND SUCK WE GET IT HAHAHA HA SO FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK FUCK WHOOOOOA BRO LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOLY WOW HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY, CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK! FUCK AND SUCK! Sneed - Feed and Seed. CHUCK - FUCK AND SUCK WE GET IT HAHAHA HA SO FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK FUCK WHOOOOOA BRO LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOLY WOW HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY, CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK! FUCK AND SUCK! Sneed - Feed and Seed. CHUCK - FUCK AND SUCK WE GET IT HAHAHA HA SO FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK FUCK WHOOOOOA BRO LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOLY WOW HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY, CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK! FUCK AND SUCK!

The anatomy of Sneed's Feed and Seed extends beyond merely the change in ownership of a business establishment. In order to understand the esoteric implications of this meme, we must delve into the more poetic meanings of the words "Feed" and "Seed" and how they correlate with words that were implied to once stand in their place, which will be referred to as "Fuck" and "Suck".

Must crush capitalism.

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Kek

man his playbook is short, he's already repeating himself

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It is a dastardly theory that I propose, and one that may defy convention. I would not be surprised if I were to face humiliation and severe legal consequences for what I am about to say. But, one must always remain true to oneself, and one must allow for one's voice to be voiced, regardless of whether or not it is heard. And so, I propose the following: Chuck and Sneed are actually the same person, and there was never any change in ownership in the first place. As I'm sure you are aware, dear reader, "to fuck" means to engage in sexual intercourse. Similarly, "to seed" can be construed as "to impregnate", and impregnation, naturally, requires sexual intercourse under usual circumstances. "Seed" and "Fuck", in this case, mean the exact same thing. Similarly, "to feed" can be defined as "to give nourishment to", and in particular can have oral connotations, as well as colloquial sexual meanings. "To suck", in this case, is not meant to be taken literally- it is a colloquialism for performing fellatio on male genitalia. Again, we see extreme congruency between the colloquial meanings of "to feed" (in this case, the nourishment that is being provided is implied to be semen) and "to suck".

Hopefully I have adequately demonstrated, dear reader, that both Sneed's Feed and Seed and Chuck's Fuck and Suck have the exact same meaning, and that no change in functionality of the establishment in question has ever occurred. Perhaps it is a metaphor for how despite apparent change, conservation of energy demands that the universe remain constant and finite in its composition, doomed forever to repeat the same patterns of old in a cold, uncaring danse macabre. Or perhaps a more concrete explanation can be had. Chuck/Sneed could be a modern Jekyll and Hyde, perhaps even alters of a single entity named "Snuck" or "Cheed". One can only ever speculate, however, there is one certainty: nothing is ever as it seems in Sneed's Feed and Seed.

Sneedposting has ruined my life. Every second of every day I think "SNEED SNEED SNEED!" I try to come up with new ways to post Sneed. I sneak it into threads that have nothing to do with it. I once made a women hate thread on /pol/ and replaced all the women with pictures of Sneed. The mods eventually figured it out. They didn't take too kindly to that. They banned me of course, but I never let that stop me.
I've lost my job because of it. I spent too long sneedposting, and my boss asked me what I was doing. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SNEED IS?" I yelled at him. He was not pleased. Shortly afterwards, I lost my girlfriend. She said it was because I was "neglecting her" and "spent too much time sneedposting." But I know it was because I lost my job. She only wanted me for my money, that whore... Of course, many other girls have asked me out since then, but I always have to turn them down because they don't know what Sneed was. Why would I date a pleb who doesn't even know what Sneed is??? So it's official. I'm the world's first Sneedcel. Laugh all you want, but you know that I'm Sneedpilled. Deep down you wish you were this Sneedpilled too. In the end, it was all worth it.
SNEED!

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Reddit loves steamed hams, Tumblr loves Reylo
Everyone else
Loves based Sneedposts
Not Chuck!
Everyone who counts, loves based Sneedposts

What was his problem?

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deens

Some men post for you
Others post Star Wars
The only thing I'm posting for
Is a meme that isn't forced

Sneed is best
Sneed is best
He makes Janny so depressed
Watch him clean up
When we team up
Though he still leaves cunny tweens up

See our meme, 'tis supreme!
Kind regards, the Sneed Post Team

Sneed's new business acquisition
Is our doctrine and our mission

Fill the page, watch Janny rage
But we'll never post our age

Cap of red upon Sneed's head
It shall rest

Stop by the Feed & Seed
And in the end concede

Sneed is best
Sneed is best
Sneed is best

Steamed ham posters
Try to roast us
But their reddit meme is hopeless
Sneed's a chad and Chuck's a basedboy with low-test

So set your Sneedposts loose
"Post rares and feel the (You)s!"

Sneed is best
Sneed is best
Oh please, you know Sneed is best!

Sneed really is the best!

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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

SOME CITY SLICKER WAS COMING

HE AINT THE SHARPEST SNEED IN THE FEED

HE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HIS GUCCI LOAFERS AND HIS FANCY GERMAN CAR

WHILE CHUCK CRIED FOR HIS FEED FROM AFAR

WELL, THE SEEDS START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'

STORE SOLD TO SNEED AND IT HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN'

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO ACCOST HOMER,

WITH HIS FANCY GERMAN CAR AND THEM GUCCI LOAFERS

SO MUCH TO FARM, SO MUCH TO SEED

SO WHAT’S WRONG WITH PLANTING GUMMY BEARS?

YOU’LL NEVER FEED IF YOU DON’T SEED

YOU’LL NEVER FUCK IF YOU DON’T SUCK

HOMER, GIVE UP ON THEM SEEDS, THE SOIL IS TOO HIGH, PH

HOMER, THOSE GUMMY BEARS, WON'T GET YOU PAID,

LETS GET OUR FEED AND SEED ON,

CAUSE CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK, IS GONE

IT’S A SNEED PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GETS SNEEDER

YOU’RE A SIMPSONS FAN NOW, WAIT UNTIL THE SNEED-POSTERS

BUT THE JANNY MEN BEG TO DIFFER

JUDGING BY THE DELETED POSTS AND THE ABSENT SNEED PICTURES

youtube.com/watch?v=j6LIg_kOYkY

>He's killed the original Alphalpha!

This line always bothered me. Why would he say "original" Alphalpha? It doesn't make any sense in the context.

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he was a city slicker

Through the dankness of futures past,
The magician longs to seed
One chants out between two worlds:
>Fuck... and suck with me.
We lived among the farmers.
I think you say, feed & seed store.
We lived outside it.
I meme it like it is... like it sounds.
I too have been touched by the delightfully /devilish/ one.
Sign on the store roof...
Oh, but when I saw the wrath of mods, I was changed.
I took the entire sign off.
My name is CHUCK.
His name is SNEED.

>Pictured: the spamming autist faggot tard when he's not mashing copy-paste on his phone in between fits of red-cheeked tear-struck frustration

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So how do i put it... I have
not
even seen the Simpsons in a long time. I thought it was an
excellent show when I was little and I fear it really
did turn bad as the opinion of Yea Forums
's is.

For how long can I watch it without seeing the bad
episodes? Is
every season good or just a few? How much
did you see before you thought it turned bad?

And I would like the answers
now if you would be kind. I
didn't sleep very well last night and need to hit the hay

So when exactly did the sceries turn bad and how does the quality of the
episodes change over time? Was
every episode good in the old
days or were there bad ones back then too?

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>In '99, Groening released this; S11E05, their most accomplished episode. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Sneed's Feed & Seed". A joke so subtle, most people probably don't realize it's there. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the show itself.

Based comfy thread

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Why does Bart have a picture of him on his wall?

They were planning on replacing him when he got too old. Now he's dead a couple of years too early.

Sneed it's your birthday
And God bless you this day
You gave me the gift of a little feed and seed
And I'm proud of you today

Sneed it's your birthday
Happy birthday Sneed
Sneed it's your birthday
Happy birthday Sneed

I wish you love and goodwill
I wish you praise and joy
I wish you better than your heart desires
And your first fuck from a Chuck

Sneed it's your birthday
Happy birthday Sneed
Sneed it's your birthday
Happy birthday Sneed

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I just watched this and I spent the entire episode repeating the words "This is Chuck, this is Sneed, this is Chuck, this is Sneed..." under my breath.

I fucking loved it. I was writhing around on the floor in ecstasy for the last 10 minutes it was so enjoyable.

Sneed and Chuck entered the Nigger Annihilator 3000, lights and screens whirring to life as they settled into their life's work. "Well well" said Chuck, entering the final sequence codes. "Look at the niggers pulling up to our fancy American annihilation field." Suddenly every nigger in the world was teleported in front of them, covering the isolated plain for miles and miles. "Pardon us" said Sneed, firing up the laser cannons and nanoblades. Without warning, the NA3K fired off tactical nuclear weapons, targeted at the perimeter of the nigger slaughter field, ensuring none would escape. The mech began moving, as Sneed and Chuck began inputting commands. Miniguns tore niggers to shreds, lasers vaporised entire villages worth. The monstrous machine projected a barrier around itself, disintegrating anyone who it flew near. Tactical destructo-discs and anti-personnel nanobots spread across the field, putting the works of Hitler, Mao, Stalin and Pol Pot combined to shame. Chain lightning fried one million niggers in an instant, and in the next weather manipulation devices rained acid down on another million. Finally, they flew out into outer space and unsheathed PETUNIA VI, their ultimate weapon. "Ultimate Attack: Park Avenue Manicure!" they yelled in unison as they blasted the field from orbit using their superweapon, killing every single "person" with a single drop of nigger blood in an instant. It was a beautiful day, but Sneed and Chuck hadn't even brought out the Kikestompter Omega yet.

Homer put it there and told him to spend time every day hating his opponent in the minigolf tourney.

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but my notepad file, it's failing me, no more (you)s for me

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vocaroo.com/i/s1ZENGkIIyXk

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For me, it's Sneed

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Might I trouble you for a drink?

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So sick of this shit. Not everything revolves around your dumb meme. Every single time you idiots just flood in with absolutely no contribution to the thread. Even when it’s blantantly obvious that nobody finds it funny. Do everyone a favor and just fuck off already.

AHHARRAHARAAHH!

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It's not Magaggie's birthday!?

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You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes? They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent. The reason for this is a lost episode from season 11.

Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Matt Groening. During production of the eleventh season, Matt started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Matt.

I first heard of it at an event where David Silverman was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Silverman simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early. The episode's production number was AABF19, the title was Formerly Alive Chuck. The episode labeled AABF19, E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt), was made later and given Formerly Alive Chuck's production code to hide the latter's existence.

spamming the same quotes over and over again does not a quality thread make
sneedposting is chemotherapy

Sneed

I believe that Sneed is one of the most complex and realistic characters in animation. Although on the surface he appears to be nothing but a redneck, if you actually watch the show and read between the lines, he is a lot more.

Sneed, and by extension The Simpsons as a whole, is at its core about showing that one group is not always right, and one group is not always wrong. It's not just blind liberal bashing by some angry Texans, or angsty liberal bawwing like Family Guy, it's somewhere in the middle.

Sneed is a man who represents traditional family values. He works a blue-collar job, has an ugly Chuck, and a soil pH he fails to understand. He enjoys selling his seed, feed, and gummy bears.

Because he represents traditional values, he often butts heads with newer, more liberal ideas. Now about half the time, he will have a hard time adjusting, but ultimately realize that it isn't that bad, or is even correct. But the other half of the time, he exposes it for the bullshit it is and tries to save those who have been brainwashed.

And that's the thing, Sneed isn't a racist or homophobe, or even a devout Republican. If that was the point of the show, he would have voted for Bush in that one episode. No, Sneed is a good man who just has a hard time adjusting.

Sneed stands by his family, his friends, and his family values, and this is why he is a good character. He has a hard time understanding his soil pH, like a lot of farmers, but ultimately loves it and eventually seems to accept it for what it is.

When you really get down to it, Sneed is so much more than your average sitcom farmer. Unlike the bumbling Homer, he is a very real man who many people can relate to THEIR farmers. He is the next progression in both mature cartoons and sitcoms, a complex character, not a 1 dimension caricature.

>sneeder.gif

I genuinely always thought the joke was that “Sn*ed’s Feed and Seed” was a perfect name, whereas the former owner didn’t have the funny rhyming. They do throwaway anti-jokes like that all the time with signs and billboards.
“Fuck and Suck” is unusually vulgar for a Simpsons joke, I can’t think of anything else they’ve done like that.

>spamming the same quotes over and over again does not a quality thread make
So why don't you take your own advice?

I think when you have to reply to yourself, it's time to leave and go back to your discord.

Chuck Incogsneedo

I am.

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Isn't simpsons Yea Forums anyway?

based Martin

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yes it's cancer that needs to leave

Oh look, more hot heads taking off actual masks

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Sneed

>mods can filter "to be honest", "family" and "shaking my head" into weebshit
>cant filter what is easily the most spammed word on this shit website to date
Where the fuck does gookmoot find these retards?

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I think when you have to suck, it's time to sneed and go feed your seed

You, the spammer, have made more Simpsons than than anyone else in history. If you're trying to get rid of it from Yea Forums, you're doing a shit job.

Yes.

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jannies clean sneeders feed

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Made dumber by the fact that they delete it so they recognize it's spam, but they don't take the easy solution? Idiots.

sneed

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231 years from now, The Simpsons will be but a footnote in the books written about Sneed.

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SNEED

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I wonder how much better this entire site would be if you could actually enforce a permaban on maybe several dozen people.

formerly maggie

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sneedpilled

This. There's literally nothing to lose out on filtering something as highly specific as 'sneed', they're already having to manually remove and ban every instance of it to begin with. I really don't understand their hesitation, especially when it already crosses into non-Simpsons thread and even other boards

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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The name's Janny. Lyle Janny.
And I come before you good posters tonight with a meme.
Probably the greatest-- Ah, it's not for you.
It's more of a Reddit meme.
Now wait just a minute.
We're twice as smart as the people of Reddit.
Just tell us your meme, and we'll force it!
All right.
I tell you what I'll do.
I'll show you my meme!
I give you the Yea Forums Feed & Seed!- [All Gasping] I've sold memes to Ebaumsworld, 9gag, and ifunny and by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, fucked & sucked
Former Chuck's, Sneed-owned feed & seed
What'd I say?
Feed & Seed
What's it called?
Feed & Seed
That's right! Feed & Seed
Feed & Seed
Feed & Seed
Feed & Seed
I hear that meme's for underage
It requires wisdom like a sage
Is there a chance to attract Mouse NEETs?
Not on your life, DC Pajeet
What about us brain-dead plebs?
You can post it in /who/ threads
Were you sent here by Shareblue?
No, boomer, I'm one of you
The mods gave me a 3-day ban
Reset your router, my big man
I swear it's Yea Forums's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice
Feed & Seed
What's it called?
Feed & Seed
Once again
Feed & Seed
But Simpsons threads will now be broken
Sorry, Mods, the mob has spoken
Feed & Seed!
Feed & Seed!
Feed & Seed!
Feed & Seed!
Homer: Feed &--(Annoyed Grunt)

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>he thinks bans work
hello rebbit

3

What's your favorite simpsons special guys? Mine is 24 minutes.

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I LOVE YOU DOCTOR ZAIUS!

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Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun? Would you like it if I laughed at your misfortune? Huh? Maybe we should find out!

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>spammer is one person

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*strips child in public*

Who makes Reddit red with rage?
Who posts Sneed on every page?
We do!
We do!

Braindead spambot can't even read

He was VERY based.

it's LITERALLY one discord tranny I personally backtraced his IP

Sneed do!
Sneed do!

Reddit pls

I'm talking to you. Your goal was to chase off Simpsons threads to Yea Forums, but there's more Simpsons threads daily than there ever were, because you keep making them, to false flag "derail". There used to be maybe one Simpsons thread a day, now there's 3-4 at any one time, just existing so you can spam your ripoffs.

Crud!

what the fuck does "discord tranny" even mean?
are you just throwing buzzwords out?

It seeds today
That all you seed
Is fucking in movies
And sucky Yea Forums
But where are those good old fashioned maymays
To which we used to reply?
Lucky there's a Formerly Guy
Lucky there's a meme who
Positively can do
All that the things that makes
Feed & Seed
He's
A
Formerly
Guy

The spammer is a transexual and also posts on the chat site "discord" a lot.

Aheheheheee!

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no no no you sneed posters are obviously all organizing on discord and you are all trannys
I hacked your webcams and found this out PERSONALLY
you have ruined Simpsons threads for me, I literally have nothing left to live for
you think this a game? you think this is fucking funny?

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WRRRAAAAAOOOOHH

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The most based character.

formally shitposting

Hormones all messed up gets him pissy and his latent mental illness takes care of the rest. He sits on his little iphone all day turning flight mode on and off posting the same thing.

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Thicc

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WHY AM I SO FAT?

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Cursed.

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These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!

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Its not the same without the music.

I can picture the hot tears running down the redditor's face as his spam just gets instantly deleted

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Fun fact: this character is based on one of the writers of that era who is like 6'7". I know that period is associated with the dawn of Zombie Simpsons, but he wrote some good ones IMO.

I'm liking that the endless spam gets deleted gradually leaving a thread of only actual Simpsons content.

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What was the music?

kek

based

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pictured

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youtube.com/watch?v=2gB-Vcyrk8s

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Imagine having to assure everyone you definitely have a girlfriend and haven't spent every day of your life for the last two years spamming the same thing.

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It's just sad

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>Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson. Springfield's answer to a question no-one asked!

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>janny will NEVER know this feel
Based, have fun fellow Chad.

also sneed

What's really kind of funny is how fragile the whole thing is. If he died of a heart attack tomorrow, not an impossibility, the whole thing would disappear within a couple of days.

Smithers, I'm home!

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What, already?

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Yes.

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...thats not how this wo ks

based

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>op spamming unfunny facebook memes while his thread dies
this is why simpsons threads are cancer

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>he gave up

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Keep seething reddit

And he's still here, furious that his spam failed miserably. Your fake meme is so fragile.

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uh oh your thread is about to die bros better spam more quotes from 20 seasons ago

aww little bitch spammer is mad

I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, that's too big.

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Cope

what would you filter them to?
and you'd also have to filter all its variations too

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>haha the simpsons used to be funny once

dilate, sissy

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Funnier than you'll ever be

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I always laugh when the pretense of his fake meme falls away and he just reveals his seething burning anger at the existence of Simpsons threads.

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Sneed