Why can't kikewood make a good hitman movie?

Why can't kikewood make a good hitman movie?

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Why is disney milking cash out of unoriginal shit

It shouldn't be that hard, but gosh darn they somehow find a way.

It's a video game with a totally amoral, blank slate protagonist who goes around murdering people. It would only work as a dark comedy movie, and Hollywood doesn't have the balls for that shit.

Define "dark comedy"

Well, the comedy in the hitman games involve feeding people to wild animals, setting elaborate death traps which end up killing the wrong person or brutally murdering a clown so you can disguise yourself as them.

In that case, fuck yeah, I'd love that shit.

Its a video game, so the transition from you controlling someone into watching that character turn into an actor with a script never really works.

You were already told to watch The Mechanic with Statham in the last thread.

Here's your movie bro

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I mean the writers at IO obviously are capable but really the Hitman experience is pointless without the ability to freeroam around your environment, so why bother? Good video games != good movies.

Unironically worst than both movies and both books.

Why can't they make a good punisher movie?
at least hitman had some nice nudity

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Don't forget every target going into a pun-laden conversation with 47 about "execution" right before their demise

the first one was alright
the second one was muh stronk womyn garbage

>It would only work as a dark comedy movie
wrong
it would work as a tv series where every episode is like a mission from early games

This. It should be a dark comedy with tons of awful, deadpan murder puns ("I hear the sushi is to die for"), because apparently the only enjoyment 47 knows is making assassination puns at his victims.

A kino Hitman movie would be a constant Where's Waldo game of trying to find 47 on the screen as he murders everyone largely from the shadows. Never directly focusing on him, but instead on the targets. Show him in the background in different disguises doing things that only seem suspicious if you're looking closely. 47 himself doesn't have an interesting story, and him getting into giant gunfights isn't how he operates. They need to get past making those mistakes.

bump

Blood Money ends with a giant gun fight, though.

timothy olyphant as agent 47 is one of the most baffling cast decisions ever

Olga Kurlyenko is so fucking hot