/stg/ Stranger Things General

*sip*

yep, it's stranger things time

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First for El

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>The assholes of the town get pod people'd
called it

*blocks your path*

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El was a bitch for dumping Mike

Wish her legs would grow more. And I don't mean the width. They're too short.

This is the spoiler throw-comment.
Throw all spoilers in perfect order of events here or yo mama dies in her sleep tonight

That's fair. They're both qt

That's a weird complaint, her legs are fine

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That's Millie, who is a shit.
First for actual El.

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Kill yourself pedoshill

Just finished episode 1, does it get better? I don't remember previous seasons being this corny and over the top in a bad way, with this wink wink 80s music grain filter sitcom camera angles shit.

>her legs are fine
Indeed.

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God this show went downhill when they made season 2. What a dumpster fire.

Tfw no hopper daddy

Oh look it’s another kike shill general. I filter them but they keep coming up.

billy is now a kidnapping rapist and kills people
and he dies

Your girlfriends a dyke, and you can do better.
What did Will mean by this?

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*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

episode 2 was also shit, we just gotta live with it

I'm definitely not going to fap to this

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Woah is that a spoiler?
I know Millie has dumped Finn but did he hook up with Will?

It *is* kind of corny. It feels artificial and over the top in a way the first two seasons didn't. For example, everything with Hopper in the first episode feels cartoony.

>holy motherfucking dickcheese this is out? I can't wait to stay home and watch this on 4th of July!

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This season is kind of bad.

play fortnite and you can own him if that ticks your box

4 episodes in and everyone has been shitting on Mike so far

Kino

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moar

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Is that young Gary busey?

> Fortnite has now interlinked Marvel, John Wick and Stranger Things' universes
Ok I regret saying it's shit. Fortnite has the biggest crossover potential ever.

Truly.
Can't wait to finish the season this weekend so I can actually meaningfully discuss it here. Hope it's good...

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It’s a raid from their tranny discord
I think it’s just 1 or 2 guys posting the same pictures back and forth.
Trust me I’ve been in every ST thread and they’re always shitting it up.

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No, I'm actually here to discuss the show, and was doing so all last thread.

in 6 Mike blows everyone the fuck out

Is it better than 2?

Read last thread. Consensus is yes.

infinitely

Flanderisation.

Is that Cary Elwes?

That letter from Hopper got me sweating from the eyes bros.

Hands down

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Where to download

When does it go up on torrent sites?

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Have you tried the internet? I heard it's a set of tubes where you can download stuff.

>want to come back to my room user?

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she looks like a human potato lol

Based Mike. I'm still on 3 and he keeps getting shit on.

Gingers are ugly and have no souls.

>Not being able to afford Netflix

Just get the free trial or something man.

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Does Billy die? I need to know whether to watch this shit

Please god don’t let the other mutants show up

Yes.

No

I miss Barb

Just get a netflix trial my dude.

Maybe

I wonder if Millie will turn into breeding material or a boy-faced stick within the next 4 years

Yes, he does from dehydration after fucking every milf in town.

she already passed breeding/cute age

What the
>Let's introduce needless relationship drama at this moment and, WAH! DON'T USE ELEVENS POWERS FOR SOMETHING USEFUL IN CASE SHE GETS A NOSEBLEED!
scene? Nah that was his worst scene yet. It sums up his entire character arc of 2/3 of this season of just being reduced to catfighting with Max over El.

>you just know

I don't know.

Absolutely

As someone said in the last thread, they're either
1/10 or 10/10

(sorry, deleted & reposted since it got rid of my text for some reason)

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Can't spell America without Erica

It went up a few minutes after the show aired, you dumb nigger. I downloaded all of them hours ago.

How would you rank the kid actors from best to worst this season?

Finn
Sadie
Noah
Black kid
MBB
Dustin

Sometimes they go from 10 to 1 within a few years.
Source: dated them

Finn>Noah>Sadie>MBB>Dustin>Blackie

How old at the beginning? :^)

>you will never see this in your bed

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Highschool
Turns out they look like their moms before too long

el in bed is cute

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nice, fun to get them that age while still fresh

If you're that age as well it's not that hard. But stick to your own age group thanks.

she's a dyke
Fuck you Netflix. Steve deserves to be happy

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no shit

Wasn't it obvious?

It's not that hard for anyone.

anyone else finish the season in one night?

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Bisexuals are still a thing.

I just did.
>No body
YOU THINK YOU'RE SLICK, NETFLIX
I KNOW HOP IS ALIVE

10 seconds in and we're already seeing two innocent white girls being defiled by a kike, and a nigger.

Yeah, fuck this show.

literally the first thought that came to my mind. That's another reason why 11 lost her powers, just so she can't connect to the Upside Down and see Hopper dicking around for a year. What the fuck do they plan to do with the Commiegorgons?

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Will was already defiled a season ago

I think the commie plot is gonna get folded into the Papa plot. Unless they're just gonna forget about everything that happened in the Kali episode which desu I hope they do.

>They're fucking arguing about New Coke
In the last two seasons they seemed a lot more bothered about the Apocalypse.

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Balls deep

can someone tell me the context of this? who the fuck is he talking to? is he telling his dick the pool's closed?

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The whole inch of it.

he hears banging late at night in the pool locker room, and tells whoever it is that the pool's closed. What's not to get?

he heard a noise in the distance but his head hurts because he's been flayed so he's hanging it, he thinks the noise was somebody trying to sneak in to swim so he muttered an imperative statement: pool's closed. he was telling what he perceived to be a sneaking child to leave because the pool was in fact closed. the reason he didn't do this face to face, you'll find, is that his deteriorated physical condition prevented moving with any alacrity. more to the point is that he also did not know where the noise originated from. there is also some subtext suggesting that he can tell his mind is slipping, and was not wholly invested in the imperative statement: he could have been imagining things at that point, thus he is still primarily focused on recuperation. in fact, we do not even see his penis - nor do we know if he was thinking about it. we do know about the noise, the failing health, and the possession vis
a vis the mind flayer and can thus surmise the full context of the scene. a masterful shot, really. i hope this provides the context needed.

Max is a luscious slut

>Not the American
I think the Commies got him out of there just in time. There were a bunch of them running around.

>conspiracy man calls out on another obvious couple who wants to fuck
>proceed to laugh it up with the russian man
kek love this man

He's only sad he couldn't film this Byers sex scene like the last one. Which does make me concerned for Will in season 4.

Fuck max for projecting her shitty behaviour onto El 2bh

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>Ice cream waifu is lesbian
nooooo why always meeeeee

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what did he mean by this?

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damn he ugly

Will's gay.

>what did he mean by this?
He’s telling the faggot to fuck off with his homolust

your will's gay? AH HAHAHAHAHAHA

It was after I wrote you in it

>Stranger things!!!!!!

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oh baby, suck my homo lust away

>Based Alexi died without having a cherry slurpee
worst show on earth

So what do we think of it, they played the evil Russians card and have a Trump copy.

==ORANGE MAN BAD==

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post millies, damn it

He’s not gay, the girl is already the token gay character, Will is just a incel

How is finn the best? I’ve watched 4 episodes so far and there’s only one scene he seems to put some effort

Obsessed pedos, that's how

I can only assume they're running on residual love of season one Mike because nothing about his performance over the last two seasons has exactly been outstanding. Though 50% of that is the writing.

I just like him

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>ywn get really stoned and watch shitty b movies with Robin

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Where are the tubes?

>robin looks a lot like my ex-gf from high school
its reminding me of how badly i fucked her over.

They did.
He is still alive.

So spoil this shit for me

Post lewd millies, damn it

>Billy dies
>Steve dies protecting Jonathan and Nancy from posessed Bill
>Hopper and Joyce hook up but he throws a fit at first
>Redhead starts dating Dustin
>Russians have Access to upside down and their own elevens

They seem to be going down the Marvel route. So far they've interrupted two high pressure emotional scenes to sell Coke, and sing a full reprise of Neverending Story.

>that second spoiler
Does he actually die or are you throwing in fake spoilers?

*sniff*

The Ginger is going to get passed around the clique like a blunt isn’t she?

Billy is confirmed dead and Jopper is happening for sure, seems legit

Ok, I think that at this point y'all watched all episodes and I already know this:
> The estabilished main couples break up
> There are attempts at making Jopper a reality, but Hopper then apparently dies
> Russians are a real threat and they tried to open a gate to the Upside Down to use the Mind Flayer, the Demogorgons and the Flayed (fusions of human and rat flesh made by the Flayer)
> Billy gets possessed and acts as a liaison between the humans and his monsters
> Dustin GENUINELY found a girlfriend. Lucky fucker. I can relate to Will now, poor cutie.
> The Mind Flayer himself FINALLY enters our dimension impales Billy, and now we feel sorry for him because he just wanted to see his mama again. Says sorry to Max as last words.
> The portal to the Upside Down gets closed again but, like I said before, Hopper dies. El gets taken by the Byers who move away from Hawkins.
> In a post-credits scene to the final episode, people are being fed to a Demogorgon in Russia, and there is mention of a specific American, hinting that Chief Jim Hopper may actually be alive
> Brenner is still out there and hasn't been heard of for the entirety of Season 3, same for Kalì.

Do you have any other spoilers to feed me? Thanks.

How long does it take to get the military to Indiana at the height of the Cold War with confirmed Russian involvement for fucks sake?

So Will and 11 are step brother and sister now?

It's going to be very duelling banjos when Mike/El and Jonathan/Nancy inevitably start dating again.

literally everyone called it since day one. IT WAS TOO FUCKING for netflix. too fucking obvious. they fucking hate the character of steve. he just must be eternally cucked.

I'm hoping that they don't bring back Hopper. That send off was actually okay. It's just going to cheapen it if he was the American in that gulag during that epilogue. Though, my best bet that it might be Brenner.

Why didn’t they cast somebody hot as Nancy?

>coalburner vs a girl that already hit the wall

though choice.

user, I...

Winona Ryder in that Russian uniform tho

he dies. he sacrifices himself for el.

his final words to his sister are
>I was wrong. Being racist is wrong. Black men are superior. Go have a mixed child with Lucas. You deserve to be happy.

and then he dies

>When you need the special key to save the world but the npc requires you to do a side quest first
Fucking hell

Billy dies? Fucking dropped

I didn’t not expect Max to become the worst character but they really did. Her and Erica just make me want to cringe

he was too based to live

'Day One' meaning when the character was introduced like eight hours and 1 or 2 threads ago?

How did you not see it coming

nah the photos of her where released months ago. the way she looked, it was obvious she was a dyke.

i just finished it but i thought this was the last season. it felt like trash

They didn't show him dying. I had the impression that he disappeared before the explosion, but I am not in the mood to check it.
I think he entered the portal

This is the dyke in drag from season 1

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Objectively the best kids acting tier list for S3

Noah
Finn
MBB
Sadie
Dustin
Lucas

>season contains a corrupt politician colluding with Russia

Took me way too long to notice

What's wrong with his hair.

no we arent

Imagine paying to watch propaganda.

He was my boy and I was blinded by hope

Yeah, it's not very good. Idiots keep staring and screaming instead of doing something, anything, they just stand around like idiots or scream.

NOOOO STOPP IM NOT DONT WITH EVA YET

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HEATHER IS SO CUTE FUCK

Trumps a communist?

How would you rate s3 on a 1-10 scale

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Didn’t you hear. He works for the RUSSIANS

6/10 I guess. The stories a lot better than two. But they broke up the characters into small groups again, the majority of them don't do anything, Mike had even less to do than in s2, Max won't stop trying to break people up, Will just becomes some sort of monster GPS. They may as well have just kept Dustin at summer camp for all he actually helped. Jonathan and Nancy were at least better this time after the paper shit was over.

>Dustin kick started the russian thing and is what helped hopper and joyce get the keys to break the machine also helped navigating the russian base
>did nothing
I dont like him much either but he did something

I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH JOYCE

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True I guess. It's Kirsty that whole thing felt very much looks the C- story compared to the other two. He was pretty much out of contact with everyone else for 90% of the season.

Why do you guys watch with subtitles, are you all ESL?

Did Mike and El make up in the end? Only watched 3 episodes.

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Hopper "dies", El is alone so she move in with the Byers. They move away so its a long distance relationship

The english they speak is simple, you don't need subtitles to understand.
Maybe they are deaf.

No. Billy fucks El with his massive cock, whilst Mike sits in the corner wanking.

>Yaaaaassss

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How can one boy be so pretty?

Does i need to watch s2 to enjoy s3? I got about half way through s2 before I stopped.

For Yea Forums screenshots, this is standard for any show Yea Forums watches plebs.

Also characters love to mumble in American shows, it helps to have it just incase there is something you potentially miss, so you don't have to keep skipping backwards to see the scene again

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thhe filters they ran it through makes it vaguely vhs blurry

In Taboo they mumbled a lot, but here not at all.

Wanking and crying. It was so hot.

this is a subtle nod at "reagan's shitty presidency"

will is a demigorgansexual

Is this show worth watching?

season one only

He is wrong, he is to blame for his homolust

because some shows are made with the assumption that every nigger watching it has surround sound and thus when you watch it with just regular speakers or headphones you get this effect where shit is either really fucking quiet or SUPER FUCKING LOUD FUCK EVERY SLEEPING PERSON IN A 3 MILE RADIUS.
>also because im partly deaf from unrelated shit

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>that 20 minute full frontal scene with eleven naked

WTF??

>gets jealous of a 13 year old boy who gets more kisses than he does.

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Just tell me who dies and what happens in the end. I'm not going to buy a netflix account and waste 8 hours of my time for this shit.

it was tastefully done. now the kissing and handholding got way the fuck out of control and the sweet goodbyes were FAR TOO LEWD

bullshit user which episode and timestamp?

Damn, Finn isn't even cute anymore. He looks gangly and his hair is ridiculous. Now the only reason to watch this show is for the soundtrack.

Will please. You're moving to New York or somewhere. There'll be other Mike's.

11 apparently dies but there's a tease that she's still alive and evil.

Just picked it up, I'm confused , who's this 40 year old female character is and where did Eleven go?

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So if she's 40 it's legal for me to pound her in the ass?

So basically like the end of season 1? For fuck's sake.
I never gave a shit about this show until I leeched off of someone else's account a few months ago, now I'm glad I never bought into this shit.

Just got a new TV and damn this show looks fucking great in Dolby vision

Just messing with you breh, I haven't even seen this season. Though Millie *IS* hot, I'll give you that. How we doing over there chief?

The episode where eleven wants to live among the jellyfishes

Look like a lonely single man with a bad wig

Ideed. Post millies

Billy dies
Hopper ""dies"" but its implied he lived
Monster is killed at end, Eleven lives with the byers and they move away. Life goes on. Russians have caged up demigorgons whom they feed with prisoners, sequel hook.

The special episode where Will brings his demigorgon girlfriend to celebrate the holidays

Who playable Nancy’s boss? Is he a voice actor?

Based megachad billy
bitches want that Big Australian Cock

Plays*

>muh russians

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>black kids taking advantage of ice cream sample system
What did they mean by this?
yay now they can just drop his subplot with his sister. Writing is so easy when you can do whatever you want
kal el?

that and the segment in the basement in the final episode were absolute fucking kino

its a reference to the "pool's closed" meme, he got aids from the other side

Christ, what happened to her?

Am I crazy or was the Russian shit a goldeneye reference?

Puberty is a cruel mistress.

Definitely looked like some James Bond tier evil mastermind complex, complete with the steel corridors and electric cars.

Being involuntarily celibate is the normal state of being for a 14 year old boy.

costume department dropped the ball, they think thats how teens would dress and style

young james may in drag?

neverending story was so fucking shit in an otherwise stellar episode, maybe outside of the monster litterally looking like plastic

steve doesnt die, the lesbo hooks him up with a job at a video rental store in the 3 months later timeline

yep this is why I tuned in, shitty mind games and use of epic powers to spy on your boyfriend. 10/10 strong women

Eleven's hair looks fucking awful bros. Fucking beauty department had one job

Quads and I get a hot girlfriend this summer.

Why is he so ugly in the show but so cute irl?

So does Clinton according to you.

it was in the basedest of ways, holding a demon fleshmonster back with his bare hands like noone else would be able to do, maybe except the russian assassin

Dumbest conspiracy theory ever.
Democrats literally believed that Trump is some kind of Manchurian candidate, but that no intelligence agency has noticed this for the last 30 years?

She actually looks cute here. This is the only image of her I will admit this though, there's always SOMETHING wrong with every other pic

can we go home and play d&d?
can we go home and play d&d?
can we go home and play d&d?
litterally the entire script they gave will this season

Why do they fucking hate Steve so much?

Then he got it out of his system and started to focus on the threat.

This is actually what the 80s were like though. Today it's so obviously phony, but the left is trying to tap into something that used to be there--the believe that Russians were hiding under every bed and lurking around every corner ready to do our country in.

Got to have an O'Brien in your series.

>my man steve gets cucked again
did one of the writers get bullied by someone named steve.

>billy is now a kidnapping rapist
lol, what? Didn't expext Stranger Things to have a rape plot.

>watching this kikefest after Dark
Gave up after 15 minutes, can't fucking stand that fat, toothless, hideous amerimutt

Did these niggas retcon the gate in the school gym

So he was bitching the whole, threw a fit then pretended it didn't happen, what a pointless arc

It's rape in the same way that Alien was about oral sex.

>perfectly content with my lonesome lifestyle
>watch something where relationships are a plot point
>start to feel kinda lonely for awhile
the fuck is this shit.

So what score do you give this season so far, even if you're not done with it yet. Does it shit all over 2?

>perfectly content with my lonesome lifestyle
Seek help

ah, it's a metaphor, got it.

God I want to fuck her milf ass. Billy is a lucky fuck

he takes women to an abandoned warehouse and stands in the corner while his black smock monster boss gets the action.

>Jake Busey
LOL

Important to note that the monster tentacle rapes their mouths.

not all humans are social animals

How is Billy lucky? he didn’t fuck her

I love girls like Robin. Don’t know how to explain them. They’re generally always fun to be around.

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not to start blogging too heavily but why? i like living on my own, i'm an electrician in a small town so my work isnt terribly social.

Jesus why is Steve a loser now? Is this how all chads end up after high school? Shitty jobs and no prospects?

Based Mike

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sneed

You're only allowed to retire from romantic life if your girl dies. THEN you can live on your own

It's how beta nerds like to think they do. It's literally the "they'll be pumping your gas one day" fantasy. All chads and stacies are dumb asshole cunts that will go nowhere in life.

>also because im partly deaf from unrelated shit
user the roadside blast wasn't your fault...

All his scenes are cringe

t. never leaves his moms basement
You are retarded if you think she looks fucking 40

no but that is usually how artsy losers like to imagine it and they are the ones writing scripts. realistically only 10% of chads end up like that. majority turn into average people

Because he could have, at anytime, with 0 effort.

>poor rats exploding
Turned it off right there. I don't like to see animals suffering

are you guys really fapping to an underage girl when theres tons of other porn that will get you off just fine?

>Shitty jobs and no prospects?
This is probably how you ended up after high school but as even a bigger slap in the face you also weren't a chad LOL

you can balance that in the settings, mostly works. Have done it whenever one side of headphones is failing
can't post screenshots without the lines

SNEEDER FEEDS

But he literally couldn’t, when he offered her sex, she rejected him

How many episodes are there?
Did you finish the season?
What would you rate it overall as a product by itself?
How would you rank it with the other seasons?

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IMAGINE projecting this hard out of nowhere

best kind of girl, all the most fun girls to be around are the ones who have that knid of personality because you just dont have to deal with the drama you normally get with chicks and you avoid them getting clingy

Sure you could, you just shouldn't. The real joy of posting screencaps is confusing people who haven't seen it with out of context lines that can be taken the wrong way to fuel more shitposting :)

is that young Janice Soprano?

>ex-gf was like that
the power of my incompetence got rid of her right quick though

1 > 3 > 2
Anyone saying differently is fucking delusional and can be ignored

Imagine falling for other peoples 2nd-week-poster-bait

Pic related actress is the only reason for watching this show.

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I want to fuck Sadie Sink so bad bros. I want to pound her tite pussy and cum balls deep inside her and make her give birth to my ginger spawn

Close, it's a young 'girl shoehorned into show who adds absolutely nothing to it' actually.

3 is unironically worse than 2. At least 2 still treated its characters in a serious, grounded way.

this show is fucking awful

her thighs in jeans shorts

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Halfway through 3 and I think 2 was better at this point because it was more serious. The way they do Steve this season is fucking awful, and not consistent with previous season Steve.

>How many episodes are there?
8 in s3
>Did you finish the season?
not yet
>What would you rate it overall as a product by itself?
5 or 6. has few interesting moments diluted by waste of time subplots. like all the other seasons

The first season is good and 2 and 3 are shit

actually a well placed line without context can lead to a lot more shitposting

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So Mike's father is a cuck?

I don't even really need them to treat the story seriously. I just want them to treat the characters like actual people again.
>dude hopper's bad with his emotions lmao
>dude hopper doesn't know what a heart-to-heart is
>dude mike and el have a misunderstanding that makes them break up even though they could have resolved it by just talking to each other lmao
>dude the main cast of kids are steve's kids lmao
It's just a ridiculous mix of meta humor, flanderization, and cliches. Season 2 was so much more serious than this.

Every guy on the show is a cuck

why are the russians so evil

Isn't she almost legal? Or is she legal

Why do girls go crazy for Chief Hopper? Hes a fat balding slob.

Feel free to explain how

icecream girl a cute. CUTE

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She is 17, where I live it's legal

This shit just isn’t interesting, Will is unironically the most complex character in this entire series but even he is vanilla af

She's 17 which is legal in my state

Charisma
Literally peak dadbod
Good father figure
Amiable/unthreatening presence when needed but also very intimidating/threatening when needs be

Oh, and here's another epic joke that keeps coming up
>dude will wants to play D&D lmao

Before i get too far into this season, how hard do they push the blacked angle? If it's a lot I'm just going to skip it

Yet you're still fucking pedos, imagine that.

>wanting to fuck someone who can legally consent is pedophilia

Ok bro

White men aren't allowed to look good on the show

No I'm not, I don't like children

I haven't seen season 3 yet. Tell me anons, is it shit like season 2?

I have no idea when I'm going to get around to watching this season, so someone tell me, does our boy make it out ok?

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Eh, I dunno man, maybe it needs a few days to settle, but honestly season 2 ramped up the drama and stakes nicely. This just seems played out, it feels like they didn't know what the fuck to do with a bunch of characters this time around (at least they still had clear purposes in S2 outside of Max) the pacing is odd, the HEY ITS THE 80S REMEMEBR ITS THE 80S HEY HELLO ITS THE EIGHTIES HELLLLLLLO 80'S STUFF NOW is overbearing in this season for some reason. Maybe it's all the music.

I mean yeah, season 2 has the episode that shall not be named but aside from that it feels a lot more cohesive. This just feels like "oh shit how do we keep this story that could have ended 2 season ago going...uhhh shit shit shit" scrambling.

Meta humour is disguting. It's as if the showrunners decided they'd make reddit memes character traits.
>steve's kids
>billy is a milfhunter
>hopper is bad with people
Season 2 fucked itself with the city episode, but at least that was still consistent with characterisation.

They could be summers (18 year olds), in which case that's not a problem

They demoted him from chad to dork. Haven't seen the end, so hopefully he regains chadness.

>Good father figure
>kids stop seeing each other for reasons! You're not allowed to see anyone until you're 18!
Yeah very reasonable

he doesnt die. girl he was into pulls the 'im a dyke' card on him though

Remember when they tried to make justice for Barb a central part of s2 because of memes? Lmao

You like her, so yes, you do
Imagine wanting to fuck someone under 18 because you're a desperate pedo.

shut the fuck up, puritan amerilard

He suffered a fate worse than death

Well I mean you asked the question and got your answer, stay in denial about it as long as you'd like, girls panties will continue to soak over him and Billy

whats the name of the monster this time

Like who you want, dont whine when you're called on your sick depraved shit though, you european child.

la abominacion

It wasn't a central part of s2. It was good to use it as continuity to segue into the meat of the season. It also worked as part of the cover story to shut down the plant. This season is far worse because they killed of characterisation for le funny meme. The showrunners don't love what they're making anymore and the show is now dead.

>two main characters will die durr hurr
Thanks for lying, like usual, Yea Forums

billy
mind flayer/flayed