OKAY LETS GIVE ME A RHYTHM

yes. if you go to walmart early enough in the morning you can stare them down while they do their dance. one kid was damn near crying after some black customer made a remark while passing by. funny shit.

Yes. Because everyone has a gun in America, employers force their employees to do this type of shit at gunpoint.

Ameribrapps love the mom and pop jeans + white running shoes combo.

It's actually painful to watch
Being a poor ass working class wagie is not enough
They have to break every ounce of your spirit

>non-wagies seething with envy ITT

If you don't find this inspiring then you have pretty much failed as a human being.

NEETs, how do you survive. Foodstamps, inheritance etc. Do you live alone or with others?

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

How can one country have so little self awareness? Cringe capital of the universe

Anywhere there's a Walmart the employees have to do this. I know because I worked there after high school and often didnt show up at the meetings or hid behind the bread aisle.

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Cast the japanese remake
youtube.com/watch?v=ZxaeiQyQzMY

>store shit for several days in a bucket until close to full
>have shit bucket with me when I go to super market 5 minutes before closing time
>add soda water to make it extra loose and disgusting
>add the contents of the ash tray that was outside the store
>twirl around like a spaz, spilling the contents of the bucket everywhere
>exit store

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All of them are 100% true, especially the food and tourist shit
By contrast, American tourists are the best, polite, patient, decent humans, generous

I kinda wish this was true
What's wrong with me?

Being a parasyte to family and following the epicurean philosophy
31 and still going

>I WANNA SONG
>WE WANNA GOOD SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=dwBOpBHHflo

but british boys are so handsoooooooooome

All anglos are subhuman

why are third worlders obsessed with the US?

That dirtiest 10 cities graph is bullshit
I agree with everything else

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Who said walmart takes money if their employees kill themselves so they make everything for them as depressive as possible so they will kill themselves at accelerated rate for infinite dosh?

That guy with the melted face off cracks me up. Why even go through the trouble of styling your hair that extent?

>if you laugh at americans you must be british!
Every time.

This webm is kinda mesmerizing.

SEETHING BURGER WAHEYY

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The fuck is wrong with white people?

>tourists say local food is the worst
Stop eating in Angus steakhouses and weatherspoons then you gaggle of nonces

It's like a video version of a renaissance painting

You're free to be the best slave you can be!

Quintessentially British

this is a fucking roller coaster

I find it amusing and a little adorable how euroshits get so angry about the USofA, that they feel the need to type out their anger, fill in the captcha, and click the post button just so they can feel superior for the few moments the thread is alive....all on an American website. Stay mad, friends.

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America.webm

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its you again.

fuck you

MUSH, WAGIE!
DANCE FOR ME

someone explain this webm

based

>shitting on spoons
Cringe

is almost lovecraftian

I think thats kodak black

laughing at someting does not mean you're angry at it, but cool cope Lashauqn

absolutely seething

OBSESSED

Before I'd be a slave I'd be buried in my grave/And go home to my Lord and be saved

Lmao, what a lad

we are
we are
sneed and feed

Slavies

White genocide.

youtube.com/watch?v=62WEexu2Z30
Former Asda wageslave here, these actually got worse when they just showed us American Walmart videos instead

What time do I need to go to participate in this

Bong here, I bet this is a wetherspoons

this would actually be epic

They throw you in the wagie cagie if you refuse.

Sweet Jesus , I never knew it spread to over here...

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WE ARE *STOMP STOMP* WE ARE ASDA

Do American companies own their employees yet?
I suppose it would be difficult though, seeing as most Americans have several jobs to pay for their healthcare.

Asda is a walmart subsidiary m8.

AYYOOO!!!!

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kek

Don't be sad, it's the world you chose.

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a daring synthesis

I literally, unironically can not do this. I would rather suck at the governments teet and be a hypocrite than lower myself to this.

My sister shat out a few babies. Between all the government assistance anr benefits (tens of thousands), guilting our parents into helping her and her bastards, and exploiting men online, she does well enough for someone who has never worked a single day in her life.

Why don't they kill themselves already? This is worse than death.

USA USA USA!

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CLAP CLAP CLAP

its pure indoctrination. everyone is doing, you'd look like a total dick not joining the team spirit.

What does the father look like?

Man, I'd rather break my own arm than doing that shit.
Who cares about looking like a dick? Your wagecucks colleagues are either retards or losers anyway.

3 kids from two different men, both losers of average looks. Thankfully she didn't burn the coal.

This is not real hahahahaha it can't be