Remember when this was going down?

The former fiancee of the man accused of being the Golden State Killer has spoken out about their disturbing sex life.

Bonnie Ueltzen told theLos Angeles Times about the bizarre love life she shared with Joseph James DeAngelo in the early 70s.

Then named Bonnie Jean Colwell, she detailed how her fiance had an “insatiable” sexual appetite, despite being a virgin when they met and having “little point of reference”.

She also described how DeAngelo wanted sex that lasted for several hours, telling police it was “exhausting” and often “painful”.

Just as he was climaxing, she said he would break away from her, then return minutes later and resume intercourse. He repeated the pattern four or five times over a three-hour period.

Despite Colwell telling police she never felt forced or coerced, she said he seemed oblivious to her pain during the lengthy sexual interactions and boasted that he “trained himself” to have mastery over his body.

She said every time they had sex, it was always with 1960s psychedelic rock group, The Doors, blaring in the background.

this. cunny threads are for real men

>ties you and your wife up
>proceeds to put a stack of plates on your back and tells you if he hears them move while raping your wife he'll cut a piece of her and bring it to you

What do you do?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZnVG5i1KP2I

checked

Apparently he saw his sister get raped when they were little kids. To think he would do what he did after seeing his sister raped. Seeing that must have become a fetish for him.

True enough, but IIRC those posts dramatically increased in number for about 2 weeks before the announcement

...

no "he" didn't

they did increase

Rmember the constant threads about him weeks before he got caught?

Strange right?

Well the very idea that this guy is willing to cut pieces of her off means that he isnt here JUST for the rape. Id assume hes a serial killer.

That being said Id like to think Id do something, but most people dont for a reason.

the moment he heard those plates he would have fucked you up

wasnt he a tiny guy?

Yeah, but werent the men murdered anyways? Or am I misremembering a different serial killer?

He only killed a few people. He committed more rapes and stole things but he didn't kill many.

He murdered at least 12. Some of them men and women at the same time. He was a very fit guy.

He started killing by killing women that were alone but then the police taunted him by calling him a coward. After that he started attacking couples.

Yes but he raped many, many more. He also committed vandalisms before and was known as a different nickname.

Yeah. They claim 50+ rapes and 100+ burglaries. The statute of limitations ran out though.

Did anyone watch the recent 7 part documentary on serial killers? It was pretty extensive. Thank goodness for DNA.

Yes, it was, but the people following the case are some of the creepiest people on the planet, stalking weirdos

Yes he did you dumb newfag
He made more than 500 threads

>you can get cucked by a relative because they share enough of your DNA to ID you.

I mean I'm not gonna commit any crimes any time soon but holy fuck that sucks.

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We nowadays live in an authoritarian police state where you can't do any of the cool shit.

This is really the only reason that group of serial killers from the 60s to the 80s are famous - simply because the techniques weren't there yet like they are now, and they could carry on for a bit longer before they gave up or got caught

The only famous "modern" serial killer I can think of is Harold Shipman.

It's so easy to catch a serial killer these days that they hardly get to the serial part.

and that's a good thing

gary ridgeway? btk?

general serial killer threads don't count as earons threads

GRK got caught in the 00s, but most of his murders were from the 80s right?

I don't know much about BTK, but again, I thought most of his stuff was earlier?

Comfy times brehs

>The only famous "modern" serial killer I can think of is Harold Shipman.

Dnepepetrovsk Maniacs

did the zodiac ever leave dna?

The weeks leading up to his arrest someone was posting his shit, specifically, nonstop

desu I thought Ridgeway was caught in the 00s so my bad, but Dennis Rader was caught in 2005 after he tried to get spark interest in himself and possibly start killing again after his last murder in '91. He did some colossally stupid shit to get caught:

>In his letters to police, Rader asked if his writings, if put on a floppy disk, could be traced or not.
>The police answered his question in a newspaper ad posted in the Wichita Eagle saying it would be safe to use the disk.
>On February 16, 2005, Rader sent a purple 1.44-Megabyte Memorex floppy disk to Fox TV affiliate KSAS-TV in Wichita.
>Police found metadata embedded in a deleted Microsoft Word document which was, unknown to Rader, still stored on the floppy disk.
>The metadata contained the words "Christ Lutheran Church", and the document was marked as last modified by "Dennis."
>An internet search determined that a "Dennis Rader" was president of the church council.
>From the Home Depot incident, the police also knew BTK owned a black Jeep Cherokee.
>When investigators drove by Rader's house, they noticed a black Jeep Cherokee parked outside.

the person who wrote the book probably

so "she" was posting about it nonstop

>Dnepepetrovsk Maniacs

Not seen this before

Move over boys. Real killer coming through

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Popkov

I fucked the name up but I mean the Ukrainian guys obviously.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Pichushkin

Victims 48–62
Span of crimes
1992–14 June 2006

Victims 78–84[1]
Span of crimes
1992–2010

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Little

I'll shamelessly out myself as a newfag (here since 2014 if you really want to know): I have no clue of what you guys are talking about.

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Victims 61–93[1][2]
Span of crimes
1970–2005

Yeah, Russia though

How come no one has made black serial killer kino?

I understand that counts against them a little bit but still. High count in modern times. You are 100% correct though.

It's weird that this is America's most prolific known killer, and yet he's never discussed in anything

According to the media black serial killers don't exist. Little and his shenanigans are fairly new. He started confessing to get moved to another prison. He even drew creepy pictures of his victims.

I blame the media.

Here is a video about Samuel Little. Notice what media made the video.

youtube.com/watch?v=byiMnUKVCdE

The EAR/ONS was a serial killer and rapist, it had a following like the zodiac because it was unsolved. In the weeks leading up to the arrest, someone was posting shit on here nonstop about it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_in_the_United_States

I see. When did this happen? The Wikipedia page isn't very clear on a quick read.

Funny.

It's funnier how easy you can find someone since the gook has sold the code to so many companies. Like how insane would it be if they just came to your house and killed you? That's crazy.

It was for years not weeks

Australian media?

check this potential black serial killer kino

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doodler

murderpedia.org/male.W/w/watts-carl-eugene.htm

About 15 months ago he was caught

It's just another case of meme magic. A poster had been posting the same thread about EAR/ONS for years, and in the week or two before it ramped up to 3 threads a day for a fortnight.

I came back from work one day and it was on the news that EAR/ONS had been caught

Yes but it looks like his claims aren't backed up by DNA. Lots of people claimed to have killed so many.

i dont know about you but i think this "doodler" is BASED even for a nigger!

Your house looks like shit.

was he the one making those threads?

He was 75 when they arrested him. I find it unlikely.
On a side note, from Wikipedia:
>Probable characteristics: penis size small or smaller than average
lmao

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>He was 75 when they arrested him. I find it unlikely.
I recall someone posting that he would regularly check a website centered around his crimes, so he wasn't technologically incompetent.

I still doubt he would post here. Maybe in hindsight it would be worth checking those threads and see what they look like.

He posted on a true crime type forum, not here.

He looks a bit like Oswald Mosley in that police hat pic.

the grim sleeper

gonna kill you gonna killl you

.. gonna kill you

bitch

fucking whore

probably made him feel weak so he chose to become the powerful figure he saw to subconsciously defend himself

>the victims were listed as NHI No Human Involved

Based cops.

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>Colombia
>Ecuador
What the absolute fuck is happening in South America?

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I remember in one of those cases the police just suspected a gang was raping and killing all the children because that's common in the area.

police incompetence and corruption. rife in the third world

Nah, it just means you can't make mistakes at all.

It's unironically social Darwinism for serial killers now.

how would YOU do it user?

>current whereabouts unknown
probably crossing the border as we speak lmao

Leave no evidence behind (easier than you think)
Tell no one

The only variable is cameras/eyewitnesses that you didn't plan for, but hey, luck can help here.

Basically how you'd want to do it anyway

kek
that said, dna and fingerprint evidence doesn't mean shit if you don't have a record

if no one sees you then you're fine

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Yeah because several books including the one Patton oswalds wife wrote had just come out. It was all orchistrated by the FBI.

I have guns in every room of my house

No... What's it called?

You also have extreme stupidity in every room of your house.

are you a woman or a child?

i still believe he gave himself up just to prove he didn't have such a small penis

>But your honor, if the dick doesn't fit in her pusy, you MUST acquit.

>Leave no evidence behind
They can find and test individual skin cells now, DB Cooper.

stainless steel rat times

Reminds me of that male pornstar who shoots for TeenFidelity and KellyMadison who just goes from one orgasm to the next without stopping or even pulling out as he delivers multiple creampies back-to-back as though he were born straight out a hentai

that's ryan madison, kelly Madison's husband, and he's basically the creampie version of peter north

I like how you Incorporated the Death In June mask into this.

>my wife
Well nice of him to get me a gf

One of the things he was known to do was break in when they weren't home, find/unload all their guns and put them back where they were. You'd likely still be fucked.

What about crime related deaths, gang related serial killers?

Get up and start crane kicking him in the face and balls

Dubs has it mate

He was a Police Officer, and planned very very well. There's a good reason he was caught last year by coincidence decades later.

He raided houses, moved all their weapons and stuff. He would also keep breaking in afterwards and just move shit around to freak them out.

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the most impressive thing was that he had a really high level of fitness and was very motivated to complete his crimes. He could really fast, scale walls and break in without anyone noticing.
Also was really meticulous.

No, he was /fit/
They weren't. For the majority of his crimex he didn't kill anyone, even the men when they acted out. Only during the Original Night Stalker phase did he start with the killing. Tb h, he killed the Maggiores and Snelling before that, but that was only because they interrupted him

Let's be fair; he was actually, pratically fit, not /fit/

Zodiac is 100% gonna be caught the same way. It's conditioning to get the masses to give up their DNA

He's probably already dead user

Why is he wearing a toilet bowl seat on his head?

but do they have his DNA?

cause he's a shithead

No body, No murder

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futoshi_Matsunaga

Why can't we discuss this on /x/?

survivors are having a good laugh at his expense and tiny dick

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Neat

No? Fuck what did I miss?

He got away with it because he was a cop, thats the only reason he was able to do what he did without getting caught.

Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal

>ONS raped and ruined their lives
>make fun of him for having a small dick

yeah. really got him lmao

he didn't exactly ruin their lives, i mean they're living life and are successful and he's going to die crippled in jail with a tiny dick

How does that even work? Have these family members done 23andme or something similar and subsequently landed in this database the cops used?

Some relative of his did a DNA test then uploaded results to public database Gedmatch which pretty much anyone can access.

Why would you upload that tho?

I mean, do they even have dna in Russia? it's like a 3rd world country

Because this is a thread about stuff that happened on Yea Forums

Better calculators for autosomal DNA. In short genetic autism.

It's against state law to send bio material abroad, so if you wanna do the meme you have to take it somewhere else. And it's not america and most people know at least 300 years worth of their ancestors.

Why is Jake Gyllenhaal wearing a Spaceballs helmet?

>you can backtrace people through Yea Forums

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the zodiac is arthur lee allen did you guys even watch the movie? He just died of cancer or something 2 weeks before he could be tried, the only thing keeping ALA from being tried was that a handwriting expert said it couldn't be him but handwriting comparisons has long been debunked as an accurate way of determining who wrote something

Nobody really cares about serial killers anymore since they're so easy to catch now. The only ones that still interest people are from the days when police wasn't half as advanced as it is today, because they could actually get away with shit. And even so, people like Bundy were extremely lucky on many occasions, often avoiding capture by pure chance. Now that we know about serial killers and the way they generally operate (all shockingly similar) it's really much easier to track perpetrators down.

Not to mention that most serial killers today are black or hispanic.

I am reminded of this quote

>We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. They may have been few in number, but they offer sufficient proof that everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms -- to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way.

You think their lives were more ruined than his?
>going to rot in jail
>family forever shunned and ostracized
>everybody knows you've got a tiny dick

You can though.

>muh 6 gorillion

for sure my guy it was real in my mind.

Backtrace me then, I'm sure consequences will never be the same

threads picked up because 2 good podcasts at the time were in the middle of covering EARONS by happenstance. they were baffled when he was caught during the run.

is there anything sadder than a murdaboo?

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serial killer media is for bored women to sste their unadmitted bloodlust. theres a reason why women marry these guys in prison.

I didn't say *I* can backtrace, but it's relatively well known that each user user has a unique identifier associated with them which has even been used as evidence in legal cases before.

scribd.com/doc/35688046/Christopher-Moot-Poole-Testimony-in-Palin-Email-Trial?irgwc=1&content=10079&campaign=Skimbit, Ltd.&ad_group=&keyword=ft750noi&source=impactradius&medium=affiliate

he never did fuck anyone up for moving the plates, it was all a bluff

the faggot never actually wanted to kill anyone, just rape and feel in control because he had a very tiny penis

>spike in serial killers, church sex abuse and drug abuse during the hippie commie MKULTRA 60's and 70's
I consider these cunts directly responsible somehow. Western culture became unhinged after the 50's.

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You are missing the point, other than being

It's actually Edward Edwards. He also did the West Memphis 3 killings and pops up in the background during the HBO filming of the doc. Pretty creepy, look up Cold Case Cameron.

Like 9/10 convictions are caused from blabbering in the interrogation room. All I gotta do is keep my mouth shut about the hookers I gave $20 to give me a kiss goodnight and tuck me into bed.

Ah yes, the "you ain't gettin nothin outta me coppa" approach.
A clear sign of innocence.

the police don't decide if you're innocent, that's decided in the court. don't talk run your mouth to the police and give them evidence to use against you in court.

it doesn't matter if you look guilty as fuck, you should never ever talk to the cops

They have to prove you're guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. It's super hard to do that even with other forms of evidence so long as you keep your FLIPPIN mouth shut.

cameron seems a little more than obsessed with this edwards guy
STAYVUN

These numbers are very likely bullshit. It's beneficial for the police to say " we got this guy and he said he killed 300, must be true." That way they can close 300 unsolved murders.

lmao comforting yourself that your wife's rapist had a tiny dick seems like a weird thing to do but ok

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Those threads were so much fun, but then he got caught. I liked pretending that Yea Forums baited him out into posting

The fact he got caught is twice as good user

There is a very high probability that someone in the justice department (low end lackey) heard higher ups rumblings about the cold case being soon to be solved and just said fuck it and when on a shitposting frenzy on Yea Forums and /x/.

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It wasn't just a lot of posts about the topic, there was specifically one guy making really defensive posts every time someone mentioned his tiny dick.

Would love to know who it was

The threads were hilarious. He got himself caught.

These threads had fuck all to do with him getting caught.

Here's your (You).

It was oj's son
theunredacted.com/oj-simpson-a-killer-in-the-family/

Well what did these threads do? I don't remember these doing anything, or did he get baited here to tell his cousin or who ever it was to go do 23 and me?

Those plates lmao

Meme.

Magic.

LEL that there are only a few mentions in this thread of the Golden State Killer having a :

TINY SMALL WH*TE PENIS
TINY SMALL WH*TE PENIS
TINY SMALL WH*TE PENIS

That was why he raped in the first place because he knew every girl in the world would laugh at his small weewee.

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What's with the weird helmet?

iirc its a balaclava he wore that had part of it pulled down so his victims could see his face

good point

Take a page out of Samuel Little's playbook. That's how you do it.

that guy is a legend

They found DNA but have no idea if it's the Zodiac's DNA. I'm saying it's not.

Even if the handwriting doesn't match it doesn't mean it's not Allen. He could have had help. It wouldn't be the first time people have worked together to be serial killers.

How tiny? Should I start killing people?

You're right about the popularity of it as far as the public and media goes but the killers are still there. I'm sure there are still some out there with double digit kill counts. They just haven't been caught... YET

>guy getting caught
>"that's how you do it

user are you retarded?

I find it hilarious how BTK only got caught because he was a retarded boomer that didn't understand floppy disks.

Men came home from WW1 and WW2. They were degenerates and traumatized. They beat their wives and kids. They abused people. Some of those people grew up to be the killers we hear of today.

He's number 1 though. At the end of the day that's what serial killers do. They want to be at the top just like your mass shooter or porn whore.

>can you trace this?
>nah man we can't trace you

BTFO

Technically they weren't lying. If the dumbass just bought a new floppy disc they' wouldn't have been able to trace it.
Instead he used one that he'd previously stored files with his name and general whereabouts on without realising they could recover deleted data.

lmfao that image

weimar republic produced the most serial killers than any other time period

Maybe some of them do, but I'm pretty sure most of them just gives in to their instincts. Just like when you've gone a few days without masturbating, and it gets harder and harder not to.

better to die trying to save your wife then just sitting there like a bitch

>TINY SMALL WH*TE PENIS

If you are white, people already assume it is small so it doesnt need to be said

Oh okay