Spinosaurus: the CHAD of the JP movies
Spinosaurus: the CHAD of the JP movies
Jace Garcia
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Isaiah Bennett
Spino is gay.
T-Rex is king.
Daniel Russell
Man, dinosaurs really lose their cool factor when you realize that they were actually small little feather cucks
Gabriel Bailey
Benjamin Nguyen
more like the DUCKs of JP movies
Samuel Cox
spinofags are the DCfags of dinofags
Alexander Cooper
Based.
Cope.
Michael Baker
>kills your shitty franchise pet
>make fans seethe to this day
lmao
Luis Anderson
Ducks are one of the few birds with a dick, so spinos really are the chads of the dino world.
Jeremiah Price
The only known aquatic dino couldn't even walk on his forelimbs anymore.
For some reason though we still don't automatically associate any species with a dorsal sail and that weird front dentition as aquatic traits even though ti's painfully obvious. Looking at you Dimetrodon.
> inb4 plesiosaurs.
Fuck off. This is the one realm where semantics are necessary..
Eli Perry
>Ducks are one of the few birds with a dick
What do the others have?
James White
useless arms
Alexander Martin
penis
Dylan Lewis
A hole that acts as their shit, piss and cumhole. It has a specific name, but i forgot what it was.
Jackson Butler
It's called cloaca.
Michael Wright
Cloaca. It's why the Mr. Garrison evolution explanation is funny. Fish squirrels having butt sex is accurate.
Landon Williams
Vagina?
David Price
I swear this meme was debunked. The spinoff in up was billed up for the movie, but it was bipedal, a relative of baryonx.
Modern paleontology is being cucked by pseudoscientists, especially in regards to that feather shit.
Hell, most of what's known about humanity’s ancestors was proven to bogus claims by a German fraud.
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Matthew Wright
The spino in jp3 was beefed up for the movie*
Brody Ortiz
*eats fish*
Jayden Flores
Where's the feathers?
Alexander Parker
it's time for some cleaning, Alan!
Parker Gutierrez
I'm all for disrupting the status quo but it was pretty recent. If he did ever get out of the water he might've knuckle walked but that would be the extent of it.
Eli Williams
dinosaurs with feathers still can look cool.
most artists just choose to make the look stupid on purpose so that people remember the interpretation more
Bentley Hall
They don't look cool, that's why dinomania is not coming back despite the JW movies grossing billions.
John Reyes
Not with this posture. Given how evolutionarily derived the rest of it is all signs point to being entirely aquatic.
Brody Jenkins
one theory is that our ancestors started out as fish eating apes.
apparently fish oil stimulates brain growth.
so really makes one think what could have been if the spinosaurus hadn´t died due to radical change in climate.
especially since the spinosaurus had such well developed claws
Isaiah Morales
Grayson Nguyen
Part fo the 'let's make dinosaurs as alien as possible' movement.
I like the feathers because it's such a slow transition and we have so much information already you can outright see the phylogeny happening right there in front of you.
Landon Johnson
I like the owl trex look. Makes since with binocular vision.
Evan Young
>implying there aren't tons of retarded fish-eating reptiles around(like crocs) that never got smarter
Nolan Robinson
Loss of jaw musculature could only come after we stopped eating raw shit and bipedalism predated even that. Apes can't swim.
Alexander Scott
what's the biggest dinosaur you guys could beat up? for me, it's the stegosaurus. Pussy ass bitch.
Kevin Powell
fpbp
Aiden Long
highly unlikely
John Fisher
i really cant wait for the day it's revealed that we knew more about human history in the 1800s than we do today due to fraud and lobbying
Isaiah Parker
>all signs point to being entirely aquatic.
This was debunked a few years ago. It was semi-aquatic