ITS TOO FUCKING HOT I CANT SLEEP

LMAOing at Eurocucks. Was being stoic by not investing in air conditioning worth it?

>tfw live in goddamn faggot ass Minnesota too

as soon as its below 20 im freezing. gonna burn down a forest of wood soon.

just turn the AC on

it's never this bad normally

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Based socal cool summer night

Literally why would you live anywhere else

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Sleep in your bathroom tub with cold water running. Always works for me.

Its so hot all three of my fire alarms went off and woke up my family. I had to remove them or else they would ring the whole night.

>Live in South Texas
>Room is the coldest in the house
>Still put a fan on
Fuck you nature.

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I wouldn't be surprised if HVAC companies in Europe start surging in popularity in the coming years on account of the rising temperatures.

Word to the wise.

dont do this it makes mustard gas

I just saw my test results and I passed, I'm not getting kicked out of college for now but I was so nervous that I drank 1/2 of a bottle of whiskey and didn't felt anything. Now I think I'm having the alcohol poisoning symptoms and I feel so hot right now.

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How much does an A/C unit cost in Europe? They're only $100 in the US.

You do realize its only worse from here on out lads right? We are completely fucked. I am COMPLETELY fucked.

>Last June was the hottest on the record in history
>each year it gets hotter
>the more heat, the more moisture in the air
>the more moisture
>the more hurricanes
>the more hurricanes the more winds
>more winds
>more tornadoes
>hotter it is more wildfires
>hotter and humid means more insects
>more insects, less crops
>less crops, scarcer resources
>scarcer resources, more war
>more heat
>more crime

We fucked bois.

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get a fan bro

this

>Turn the air conditioning up to maximum
>Get it to to the low 60s in the house
>Sleep under a pile of comfy comfy blankets

Is there a better feeling lads?

stop being a poorfag and get AC?

Here in Portland. Enjoying the nice cool evening breeze. Fuck y'all midwesterners and east coasters. Sucks major fucking donkey dick for y'all.

>tfw AC on at a cool 75 when I live in the desert aka hot as fuck
feels good man

because of the awful traffic and the air pollution and all the mexicans

its the perfect temperature here

at least we don't live in fucking portland LMAO

get a fan fatass

>out with the gf for dinner at restaurant patio
>it's hot as fuck
>but patio is well shaded and there's a nice breeze
>literal negress sheboons start getting restless beside us
>the sun has set making it slightly more cooler
>niggers demand to be reseated in the still sunny side of patio
>because they're cold
>I turn to my gf and tell her blacks must be cold blooded animals since there is no way it was cold enough to care

why does it being hot or him needing to buy a fan make him a fatass

>mfw hvac jews were behind this all along

>y'all
fuck you too niggerfaggot

uh oh spaghettios

If you need to cool off get a shirt and put it under cold water in your bath and then wear it

it's not like things are headed in a good direction now. Sure most of us will die horribly, but maybe something good will come of it. Try to look on the bright side of life.

>DEM GOD DAYMN MEXICANS HEATEN UP MUH ATMOASPHERE

>cant handle a half bottle
kekking @ u

are you illiterate?

>Portland
>y'all

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They have to pay VAT. Carbon tax. Green energy surcharge. Refugee resettlement tax. 1st world privilege tax.And a host of other fees

>live in phoenix
>black out curtains in summer
>ac blastin
>not one but TWO fans for strategic chills

Livin the dream

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But, you live in Portland

The fucked up thing is that the night temp right now isn't even that bad in maple land (21 c) but its been hot af for a couple of days that my apartment has had hot air trapped for too long

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based

>ceiling fan on
>window open
>room still gets stuffy
I do NOT remember 60f degrees being this fucking warm. It was definitely cooler years ago.

Just moved here a week ago buddy. give me a break.

Only a week and your brain has already eroded that much

Voluntarily moving to Portland.

>tfw got 4 fans on at all times

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hmmm?

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and 4 frens?

HA i wish

I have too many elextronics in my room, it heats it up even more.

>live in Phoenix as well
>bought a 100 dollar fan
>like a fucking tunnel fan
>never even use the second or third setting
>only the first

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Insects are currently facing heavy populations decline

It's the absurd humidity. I'm getting 75%+ here when it's usually

the mummy will put you to sleep alright

I haven't jerked off in about a week because of this

Only nice month is September, for like a week

its already too late for you
its in the air

>leave ac on 24/7
>$400+ electric bill

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>40ºC

talk again when you learned to build houses that don't fall over after a little wind gust

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Ive been taken 4 showers minimum a day. I hate the summer

>not having air conditioning or at least a ceiling fan

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>looking at new apartment with gf
>asked her if it had AC
>she just assumed it did and said yes
>we get the apartment
>fast forward three weeks and I’m fucking melting every night
>make her buy us a window unit because she spread misinfo

It’s been raining all week tho....

DID SOMEONE SAY MUMMY?? SHE LOVES YOU!

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I'm in michigan experiencing the same conditions, minus the niggers and faggots. You truly dont know what you're missing, commiefag.

Portland eh, that shithole wil be the first to be taken out when the times comes. Make peace with your God

Stop giving the commiefornias an excuse to ruin the midwest like they've done to Nevada and Arizona
t. Wisconsinfag

>be at work
>have nothing to do everyday
>sit in the cold basement on a desk all day shitposting on 4channel getting paid

>methed up hillbille dude weed lmao pothole wasteland
>any better than CA

Yeah, You're the true piece of shit. Probably never been. Do you even travel?

what is that in Fahrenheit faggot

absolutely based
t. also Wisconsinnigger

FUCK PORTLAND, FUCK SALAM, FUCK EUGENE
its all about living in small towns like i do when you live in Oregon

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lmao nah

>haha we're so epic and weird look I'm riding a unicycle look I'm cutting my dick off

what causes this form of autism? I hate it.

>being within a thousand miles of oregon
its already too late for you bro, the only thing you can do is make sure nothing else makes it out of the state with you

I'm convinced it's the current secret CIA social experiment
you thought they stopped running them in the 80s?

There's being weird and then there's being outlaws and socialists

>60 miles, an hour away from the fucking ocean
>not even a cloud in the sky
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's rainy and cold here

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Why don't you talk again when you LEARN to use tenses properly, ESL Eurotard.

not really dude like all of east oregon is republican and even though i live more on the west coast my county voted republican its just portland that is the shithole

Once, before I went to Hell-A. The West Coast needs to be purge.

Why the fuck is LA so popular anyways?
I mean the food there is decent but the city itself is absolute garbage.

Sorry cheesebro

Talk again when you live somewhere with actual history burger cunt.

America has more history in 300 years than Europe does since paleolithic times

Take a cold shower. Soak your feet in cold water. Sleep with wet socks. There are a number of things you can do to combat the heat.

Seems like all of America is enjoying a nice cool summer night tonight. God bless and happy 4th you degenerate basket weavers

>all three of my fire alarms went off
are you sure your house isnt on fire?

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>FUCK PORTLAND

but the dream of the 90s user

>all of east oregon is republican

(He means the shitty part no-one wants to live in.)

kek

I haven't jerked off in two

Global warming is a meme

-60F masterrace reporting in from last winter
>tfw 90 w/ 70% humidity today

Hurricanes kill crime committees though

It's worth every penny.

No.

We get about two weeks total of nice weather every year

RWSS?

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61F here in swedistan :^)

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