*makes a shitty movie*
*makes a shitty movie*
What's that hairstyle called?
"The Talentless Hack"
OP: *gets LYNCHED*
This forum is fucking shit. I just came here to get some movie recommendations and it's always bullshit gossipy threads from bored autists who hate everything. Go fuck yourselves.
objective tier list coming through
Oh you're that guy that hate's every movie. What movie do you like? None? That's what I thought.
*Becomes my favorite director*
Plenty of room on reddit, my dude.
We've watched the films of generations
To David Lynch, none compares
We spread his art across the film buff nation
Besting everyone everywhere.
We're Lynch fans forever, Lynch fans together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Lynch fans to the core
Eeyup.
There's no place that I'd rather be
Than watchin' Lynch with my family
Friends all around come to join and see
As we rewatch Eraserhead!
We're Lynch fans forever, Lynch fans together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Lynch fans to the core
Surrealist plots, layers thick as thieves
Any cliché he discards with ease
He's here for the art of it, through thick and thin
You're always welcome with your Kino kin
Wheeeeee!
You're more fun than the films of Finch'
Or the coolest scenes of the best Kubrick
The love I feel here is swim, not sink
As we spread Lynch across this land
We're Lynch fans forever, Lynch fans together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Lynch fans to the core
The closest hairstyle would probably be a mullet. Looks like he put his own twist on it, but the back definitely looks longer than the top and sides
Site layout bores me so I still can't commit. I have like 1 post under my belt.
Garbage ratings top to bottom
Is this webm Lynchian?
your list sucks and you are dumb
what am I looking at here?
The Grandmother is good.
more like Freaks (1932)
*OP gets LYNCHED*
*copies your stick without the talent*
Grandmother is terrible
Literally what? You're just saying that because Jay likes Lynch's movies. Jay and Mike's films are all no-budget tongue in cheek homages to Z-grade exploitation flicks from the 70's and 80's. You could maybe get away with comparing them to early Peter Jackson but their shit is absolutely nothing like ANY era of David Lynch. I'm not sure if you're stupid or just trolling, if it's the latter then solid 8/10
God I remember that one RLM stream where they showed one of Jay's short movies. It was trying way too hard to be Lynch and was a tough watch because of how shitty it was. That must have been 5 years ago.
I wonder what it is about this guy's films that triggers brainlets so much.
One of the best of our or any era
watch his youtube channel thats dedicated more or less to him user
>he thinks those videos of a bowl of water and a candle were meant to be taken seriously
why does Yea Forums ride this niggas cock so hard?
what tune is this meant to go to
Just google some of the lyrics. It's something to do with MLP. Just goes to show how childish Lynchplebs truly are.
I made it through the Kubricks'
Somehow I made it through
Don't even ask me how lost I was when I sat through
They were shit, all of it, I'd been HAD!
If only that dude saw Muholland Drive
If he ONLY SAW Mulholland Drive, it would have GOOD...
Like a Lynch film
He films are so damn FINE!
Like a Lyyyyynch film
They're my favorites, YES THEY'RE MINE
Gonna give him all my love, boy.
Lynch is simply the best.
He made nothing but masterpieces, now he can rest.
Plebeians WHINE. Oh they whine!
He's too LONG!, Yeah, he makes them bored.
Now they're sperging out
If ONLY they had the brains, to be able to...
...like a Lynch film
He films are so damn FINE!
Like a Lynch film
There my favorites, YES THEY'RE MINE
WOOOAHHAHOAHHHH
WOOOAHHAHOAHHHH
WOOOAHHAHOHOOAAAHHHH
They don't cost, me a dime
They'll hold up, 'til the end of time
'Cause they me feel
Yeah, they make me feel I've nothing to hide!
Like a Lynch film
He films are so damn FINE!
Like a Lynch film
There my favorites, YES THEY'RE MINE
utterly macabre
I'm really disappointed in this thread. Hopefully tomorrow's will get better engagement.
Regardless of the intention, the OP reads like shit-tier bait, so maybe that’s why there isn’t engagement
How would you improve the bait? It's supposed to be kind of retarded. Should I crop the image better?
Maybe say something about how Villeneuve’s Dune is definitely going to be better than Lynch’s
Lynch isn't hack, Scaruffi is
>redditor who thinks tarantino and kubrick are the apex of filmmaking giving his opinion on anything
the pseudointellectual
>Makes The Straight Story
How the hell did Lynch pull of that? That was good compared to his usual.
That’s Refn’s hair style, silly.