Any good movies about body building?

Why not just use a barbell for overhead press? What advantage does that big awkward thing give?

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Is this kino?

Wrong on both counts

i seent a coupla them

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90% sure this is a /fit/ user shitposting IRL

Naw, you're wrong.

based and neckpilled

it's part of a specific event in strongmen competitions

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training for strongman competition, where they lift one of those things

Pumping Iron

>I got this bro, trust me. Drank a whole gallon of onions milk this morning

Thing doesn't even look that heavy lmao

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I don't understand why a woman would be forced to piss while doing squats.

did he die?

I'M FUCKING DYING

JUST GIVE YOUR SELF CTE BRO

There needs to be more weight lifting kinos. I seriously can't think of any.

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wat

theres some female comedian bit where she talks about how women have zero bladder control and that they're constantly pissing themselves.

>laughing
pee

>scared
pee

>get excited
pee

etc. I wish I had the clip but i saw it live

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like watching a fucking literal cartoon.

irl zetsubou sensei training

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That's pretty hot

No its for sure you

What was his endgame?

Lmao. Fuck Chad.

naw i'm right

Clown world

NORMAL A BEST

That actually looks pretty fun

I feel like i should find this really hot, but that webm is just sort of nasty

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That's amazing

nope

CLEAN IT UP, JANNIES

Wait is this the same woman?

Maybe she's got a condition

is this why alice takes a pee break every 10 minutes?

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No, I'm actually correct here. You have a bad opinion.

fuck it i would do that if nobody was around

Normal's normal. Rin is best.

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Don't know of any besides Pumping Iron.

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That is actually fucking impressive.

BASED

Might as well just not cover it

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Is this kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=OUqX5YZQ8yA

No, you actually aren't correct here. You have a bad opinion. Reddit probably is more your taste

>check out how hard I can pee

thanks for pointing out my favorite part

holy shit if SIR put that in a new years' comic it would be too over the top

do white people really do this at the gym?

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Nope, female body is just not build to such extreme levels of overexertion.

sometimes i rip big ass farts when i do squats, but my headphones are in so i usually think no one but me can hear them

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naw

OOH FRITTATA

I mean if they already know she'(he's) going to piss herself why not put a bucket beforehand.

the older i get the harder it is to get shocked by this sort of behavior. i know that i have been pushed to the limits by thirst and loneliness at times in my life.

is he gonna be okay guys?

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bitch is asking for it. fair game imho

based braphog user

Is that Crowder?

Black people do this too, but in prisons.

Yea Forums in a nutshell

i need the webm version of that one

i don't think they knew

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This is why muslim countries force their women to cover up.

Is this a vegan?

no idea what this webm is lads butit said workout

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It's one thing to shoot steroids in your arm, something quite another to not only inject them in your stomach but also inhale them through your nostrils.

f2m tranny I think.

this has to be staged

I have it somewhee, in the meantime...

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femanon here that's just really fucking creepy and disgusting. what kind of faggot would actually do this?

What is this. Goddamnit /fit/.

what are some actresses whom work out/?

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imagine the smell

haha imagine if she forced your face into her pusy then clamped her legs around your head so you couldn't move and you suffocated wouldn't that suck haha

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CLASSIC i love this one. FUCK leg press and people who leg press

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Nah, they cover them because they are ugly as fuck.

so you have a curry nigger acting like a curry nigger.

a onions boy spasming out

and guy who actually lifts, lifting.

Those kind of pants are quite common among the females.

he lifts so much that his spine compressed like an accordion

is this fucker holding the strap with his teeth

so is this dude physically born to do this one thing?

Wtf? That's not where limb-leads go

Absolute peak body - eliminated all redundant body parts, less back to fuck up and can slap you across different counties.

You obviously haven't seen Persian women.

quite a few female actresse try to stay in shape

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finally found it

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>tfw this guy has probably fucked 100 girls while you're still a virgin

You have indian guy displaying overwhelming casual strength and confidence, studied guy who puts his iron heart soul and iron will nto his natty regime, and roided faggot that will get heart attack before he is 25.

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This is the most asian webm ever

el accidente.......

thank you user

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Name a more perfectly crafted physique

if you hadn't realised they're making a joke of it. Like lmao, you're really gonna film 5 reps at 3.5 plate

White "men" are so sexually frustrated and awkward that they just fap in public everywhere

I would happily be stefi's toilet boy while she squats, just lay there with my mouth open and catch it all. Yeah i said it.

she's vegan, she can't do anything real or she would die from over exertion

Vegan F2M tranny. Not even joking.

Persian aren't filthy arabic hurka durkas.

Guy in the front is cute af

MIKE WAZOWSKI

>me on the right

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this guy actually died

Before anyone asks yes, he did died

MOAR

NO NO NO NO

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>open webm
>see leg press
>close window
>uninstall firefox
>deleted system32
>unplug PC

How did he make his hands just phase through the bar?

lmfao good

no problem my lad

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I may never bench again holy fuck

where were his spotters?
the guy in the red just sits there

SAUCE GODDAMN IT

are you fucking retarded?

She has good form

She's definitely fit as hell

18 forever

No, you curry nigger faggot. He's literally only lifting 40 pounds. If you think thats impressive you need to stop sucking down semen

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Shit like this is why, gains be damned, I always bench with the safety bars in the rack. I also pay close attention whenever anyone else is benching in case they fucking drop the bar on their chest, I'll admit some people make me nervous.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO

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It's pretty hard to fucking spot when the guy just drops it like that

One time my boxers ripped and i thought my pants ripped too. I thought everyone got a good look at my butthole.
I yelped like a little baby.

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Checked and same

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Yeah I ain't clicking that shit.

dude he wasn't even fucking paying attention

Baste

>aerospace engineer
she didnt fly so good

This is the pinnacle of /fit

megs got a nice brapper

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This movie is actually kino and relatable.

Tits or GTFO

what a chad

>absolutely zero reaction from the audience

i was so scared the whole time

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How can I trick a /fit/ girl into raping me?

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WHATEVER IT TAKES

5%

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you have to lure them out with whey and oatmeal

Lmao

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PRANKED

Captain Marvel

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dead

snap!

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nice thread

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she is going to snap her shit lifting like that

What happened?

when i figure it out i'll post the secret here

What's the function of having all those slashes in her outfit?

boomer went nighty night

I got baited

But anyway, who wears that shit to workout?

>locking her knees out
I cringe everytime

Watching this makes me knees hurt.

Whores

That's 135lbs

Not bad for lunges

Although her form is god awful

it make my pp hard

Top kek, They are friends for life

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there's no way that's 135

shit is fucking retarded

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If it's a standard log bar it's about 90lbs, and it looks like he has a 45 and a 25 on there, so I'd say 230lbs. It's pretty distributed though, and it lands on his gut so he might have gotten off all right.

that's not 135 lbs. those are not 45s and that bar is not 45. there's no way she can press 135 lbs.

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Your fucking retarded

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Was hoping she'd smack her head into that top bar.

hot bitch I would love to molest with my tongue

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Designed to lift heavy shit and put it back down.

how is that supposed to be an exercise? Unless someone is riding the brakes, she's not doing anything.

Makes sense

I just assume a plate is 45 and the bars are 45 as well

holy shit I wasn't expecting that.

it could be like 90 maybe, but no idea what that size bar weighs. I'd guess the platesa are 25s

fucking bigot! Brie Larson is pushing a 2 tonne truck up a hill by herself! That is power! That is woman!

no she's using drugs

that's a good one

>women are we-

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XD

kind of impressive except for the kipping, but not that impressive. Lets see her do it with 10lbs around her waist.

Thanks for the play-by-play, reddit. Can't believe you actually fell for my bait lmao.

What is this exercise called?

>tfw i wanna lift but no gym
meh

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is this the avocado creature?

*blocks your path*

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silly little white boy

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/fit/ girls are competitive. If you open with
>I bet you can't rape me ;P
She'll take it as a personal challenge and hunt you down, pin you down then ride you to completion. And once she's done having her way with you she'll squeeze your torso with her powerful thighs and suffocate you like Xenia Onatopp.

>Item
>>tongue

>missed an opportunity to title it Daisy's Destruction
Disgusting.

tongue but hole

>tfw sammy stopped lifting as much and dresses and looks like a woman now
she even married a chad.

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>reality

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Please! god yes! fuck! yes! god oh please! god yes!.... fuck!

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He's not, you giga-nigger. I have the exact same question.

tokyo 2020 /lift/ waiting room

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What the fuck is this for

I'm working out so my corpse will look really aesthetic on the news after my rampage

Imagine the PSI.

You might like Transformer (2017)

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let's be honest, that has to be like 5-10 total pounds for her not to have an ass after doing hip thrusts...or this was the once and only time she did them.

Literally me.

>bodyweight exercises
that would actually be impressive if she were chubby

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holy fuck this man's body

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what is the point of having those massive hollow things on the bar

Lynching niggers

theyre called pusy trhusts

I dropped a 20 pound dumbbell on my pinky toe once. Shit hurt.

Holy shit

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why the fuck did they put ECG leads on his abdomen ??

Should focus more on squats.

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nice

>heavy weights
>doesn't lock knees

Of course, it's his buddies. A 3.5pl8 deadlift isn't even worth recording you can hit that on day to day linear progression at 150lbs.

Strut that ass, strut that ass

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WTF this is mad, do people really do this?

>Femanon
You know the rules bitch
You're a "woman" I'm sure.

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People who lift die on average 15 years earlier than people who don't. What's even the point?

waht this seems normal just a arching is all

stupid boys

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more fugging

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Do you really want to live those extra 15 years?

youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0xb-_SEIo

why the fuck is the trainer standing there with his arms out? what the fuck is he going to do? he can't curl the weight up if it's too heavy - if it's too heavy all she has to do is put it down on the ground, she'll be fine. What an absolute dickhead

15 years is just an average. Some of them don't even go past 40.

My brother went trans during middle school. She went from awkward friendless loner to being Ms. Popular with boys chasing after her. She didn't even go to college because her boyfriend made enough money to take care of them both. Eventually ditched him for a guy who owned several car dealerships and they got married. Now I have to see her Instagram posts vacationing around the world and her husband buying her new cars. I'd gladly transition if it meant some rich guy would take care of me.

Post the instagram then faggot

You should put a bullet in your brothers head.

cursed image

skiing is the best fucking sport ever man, fuck snowboarding
I went off piste once and tore my lip from my gum, I needed 7 stitches

had to look up the name of this qt, it's Namika Matsumoto.

The how come YouTube is full of boomers and their fitness channels?

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I can't stop laughing

so is he hopefully

>fuck snowboarding
nah, both are rad

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I would have disowned him, no joke.

don't live life on easy mode. Lifting is fun and rewarding. Hard work is rewarding and the path to virtue.
women:
>bleed out your vagina once a month
>physically weak
>will be fucked and dumped by high status men
>no sex drive
>bad at maths
>no drive to build things or accomplish anything
>wear clown makeup every day
>shitty long hair that gets in your face
>fake fucking nails that make it hard to even type or do anything useful
>sit on tumblr all day complaining about their anxiety disorder and telling people they're non-binary
>twice as likely as men to have herpes and HPV

being a woman would suck!

Now look up 田上舞子

snowboarding:
>can't go downhill looking forward
>have to unstrap and restrap every time you get on a lift
>can't go fast
>can't do moguls
but I guess it's cooler r-right!

you're forgetting

>must be pulled on straight-aways by other skiers

You cant get mad at things like this, just let it wash over you h-haha

That's the only lift I've seen her do correctly. Most women put like 10lbs on when anybody can easily do their deadlift or more with hipthrusts.

She's putting too much of her lower back into it though. Also what the fuck is with that plate math.

Powerlifting women have perfect bodies. A sport of short stacks.

>take snowboard to ski resort
>don't spend your time in the half pipe
Don't tell me people actually do this?

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>she

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>that guy who falls against the wall, and breaks both his legs

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>tfw no Colette the Barbarian gf

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being trans is life on hardmode unless you're genetically gifted to pass 100%

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Nice selfplex

got any more?

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because they have no self control?

This guy fucks.

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lmao what kind of retarded weight is that

I want a /fit/ girl so bad.

I'd say only a small percentage of skateboarders actually do tricks man

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god i wish that were me

Oh my God, is he okay?