They're remaking Star Trek: TNG, and you're in charge. Who do you cast?

They're remaking Star Trek: TNG, and you're in charge. Who do you cast?

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A bunch of nobodies, Star Trek is expensive to make and you can get a lot of milage out of soap opera tier actors

/bread

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Two twinks, a queen, a diva, a girl next door type and a black chad.

>They're remaking Star Trek: TNG, and you're in charge. Who do you cast?
Be ready for lots of cunny.

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Idris Elba

There aren't any roles for it, unless you're writing nothing but holodeck episodes. Or gender bending Wesley.

shedorn but is robot guy

>implying picahd and every other role can't be rewritten as a cute lg

I don't remake it.

why be a gay?

>Picard
Travis Fimmel
>Riker
Ben Barnes
>Crusher
Christina Hendricks
>Worf
Mike Colter
>Troi
Eva Green
>Data
Adam Brody
>La Forge
Dule Hill

nailed it

Myself. As Captain. My friends will be the supporting cast.

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>Picard
Idris Elba
>Riker
Michael B. Jordan
>Data
Ryan Gosling
>Worf
Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson
>Troi
Brie Larson
>Geordi
Don Cheadle
>Crusher
Tessa Thompson

Make the white members of the cast black and vice versa.

Star Trek: The Woke Generation

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Seth Macfarlane

>Mark Strong as Picard
>David Harbour as Riker
>Christina Hendricks as Dr. Crusher
>Aubrey Plaza as Counselor Troi
>Jack McBrayer as Data
>Tituss Burgess as Geordi
>Terry Crews as Worf
>Glenn Howerton as Q

>Picard
James McAvoy
>Riker
Dave Bautista
>Data
Wes Bentley
>Worf
Jovan Adepo
>Troi
Rose Byrne
>Geordi
LaKeith Stanfield
>Crusher
Bryce Dallas Howard

>>Riker
>Dave Bautista
for real? why?

You know what would be incredibly strong? Since they have the mobile emitter for the EMH, they could create a soldier Hologram, that is pure light, thus blinding everyone shooting at it. It wouldn't even need to be human in form. It could be a little 2D stick-figure that would be incredibly hard to hit. The emitter would be somewhere near the leg or the foot, to protect it. The Hologram itself would be impervious to most forms of harm or radiation. Only weapons that de-stabilize holo matrixes or high explosives that would hit the emitter would work against it. Hell, I'm not sure how good a Holo-forcefield is (I mean he can hold stuff and seems quite strong) maybe you could even put the emitter inside it, under a couple layers of holo force fields.

Thoughts?

my dick as 7of9's chair

All terrible choices except McAvoy

Oh fuck, why not make everyone wrestlers? That would be amazing: "IF YOU THINK YOU CAN COME HERE AND TAKE OUR DILITHIUM, YOU HAVE COME TO THE WRONG SHIP BROTHA!"

"Intruder alert! Security team to deck 5!" *this starts playing over Deck 5 speakers full volume: youtube.com/watch?v=TPfa5VuTVN4 *

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