I just took a shower to get ready for the 4th of July? What movie should I watch now?

practice abstinence

i really don't want to hurt your feelings but christ this is disgusting

you look like a pubescent wild jungle monkey

I'm similar but I've got a huge beard. When it's wetted down from a shower it can reach my navel.

Did you wash your legs and ass though?

beating it right now thx qt

Coping hairlet

If he were blonde, he'd be my ideal man

hot and cute, would fugg

How come I can't grow hair like this? I can't even grow facial hair, it looks like pubes on my face.

>google search image
>results: "dog"

Lmao.

I can only grow hair on my nipples

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Talk about WOOF!

Thank god I'm not this hairy. My wife would fucking hate it.

Your wife sounds like a fag

Your wife is gross

How do I get hair like that bros? Only hair on my torso is a bit around my belly button and a patch above my ass

It's genetic.

>not wanting to fuck something that looks like a half-ape makes me a lesbian
retard

>tfw overweight and cursed with subpar penis and gyno but ex-gf still told me I was "so manly it's sexy" since I'm over 6 feet, broad-shouldered and have a good amount of body hair

And she's your ex so her opinion doesn't fucking matter

When's the last time you got laid you overweight faggot?

Wow, tall people have easy lives. Imagine my shock.

>tfw gyno

Yeah, it does. Hair on men is peak masculinity. You probably like your "men" smelling like fresh daffodils too, huh dyke?

>women says something to boost ego of man
>dupe believes it

news at 11

Thanks. Now my dad thinks I'm looking at gay porn

based Dad

But you were looking at gay porn

Have sex, unironically.

interdasting

Kong: Skull Island

Fuck you, dad. ITS A PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT MOVIES AND TV BUT THIS FUCKING OTTER IS BEING A HUGE BUGMAN

who /hairless twink/ here?

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Bordering twunk there buddy

Get out of here wolf-man

thanks but that was before i lost a ton of weight :(

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I don't understand how everyone has a bigger dick than me

Nice dick faggot

>when you're so gay that not even your legs are straight

Love hairy guys, don't listen to these test-hating men, you're hot.

thanks bros

Is this the Jafar looking gay guy?

Literally me!

>photoshop on your junk
wow kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=gFVfbPFADF4
generation kill (clip related)

c-c-c-cope

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>Not fucking whites exclusively

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>pubescent
>Fully grown hairy man

You do not know what that word means sojaboi.

Why does reddit have better gay porn than Yea Forums?

planet of the apes

>hair bad

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>same front as OP
>back is patchy
It’s strange

Arab women literally grow beards and facial hair

t.a wookie
shave your back your beast

>made thread 3 hours ago
>still up

based jannies

>t. hairless twink

lmao, show boipucci

>huge wad of fat above my penis
Wat do?

They don't it's just that dudes with big dicks are happy to share pics while micropenis boys will never show it off

dilate

He doesn't have the brown nipples.He's fine.

This is the typicall post from a baldfag still in negation

grow some hair, literal boy toy.

lol ok

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Eat my ass first closet homo

dilate tranny

>posts as if his skellington or lard ass has the physique of a world class bodybuilder who deliberately shave to show off their tone.

yeah, okay arnold.

lmao

the delusion on this twink.

post yourself bro

Go jump in a lake, you fuckin silly goose.

hex save

I'm not the one claiming to be arnold you dumb fucking twinky.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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sorry bro, this is actually me

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I'm serious! It's quite annoying actually since it's starting to spread on my back like crazy.

Stop posting this on discord you queer

this looks like an action figure. he looks plastic.

Pics please

ur just jelly of my fizeek bro, dont worree i wud be 2 lol

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>tfw pubes underneath my balls itch
God damn this smelly jungle cant help but sniff afterwards.

Based

ID4

nice

Bump