>Natalie Portman
>is not a man
Natalie Portman
Isaiah Lee
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Sebastian Bailey
>Scarlett Johansson
>is not Johan's son
Parker Morgan
because is a pork-man
Caleb Moore
>Jack Black
>is not black
Owen Brown
>Isabela Moner
Yeah checks out.
Oliver Stewart
I heard she dated Moby.
Nicholas Butler
>Arnold Schwarzenegger
>is white
Angel Watson
>Reese Witherspoon
>Is not with a spoon
Adrian Morris
>Armond White
>is black
Bentley Torres
hardly even looks like oprah
Thomas Gutierrez
Moby's new single is great
youtube.com
Lucas Allen
>Adam Driver
>Is, actually, an actor
Jason King
>Juno Temple
Body is anything but
Charles Ramirez
whats wrong with this dude
Nicholas Ramirez
She's a port for the SS My Dick.
William Gutierrez
Jack White was taken
Nathaniel Mitchell
>Zak Baggins
>is not a Hobbit
Jayden Walker
>Portman
>Port for men (pussy)
its like pottery, it rhythms
Jacob Perry
>Tom Holland
>Is not from Holland
Noah Brown
>Michelle Trachtenberg
>doesn't have huge jewbs
David Harris
Nah it's Tom Holland as in Hoe Land
Samuel Jenkins
>Busy Phillips
>actually fat and lazy
Owen Flores
>Bex Taylor-Klaus
>Does not deliver presents nor sing soothing country music
Wyatt Hall
she is post man
Oliver Wood
>Nicolas Cage
>he's allowed to roam free
Ethan Watson
>Melissa Joan Hart
>fucked me and didn't call afterward (heartless)
Julian Thompson
>Eva Green
>No greentext
Aaron Powell
>Jude Law
>Is not a Jewish Law
Wyatt Davis
because as the old saying goes, let your Nicks run wild and free
Asher Gutierrez
>DC shows
>all full of fag propaganda
Gabriel Adams
D R O P P E D
R
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P
P
E
D
Anthony Powell
>WInona Ryder
>Neither easy nor masked
Parker Gray
They really are the masterrace
Asher Morgan
Wtf I love Jews now???
Jaxon White
>Pierce Brosnan
>To this day, has yet to pierce my bro's nan
James Kelly
see this:
Kayden Lee
>Adelaide Kane
>THAT'S....THAT'S GOTTA BE
Sebastian Lopez
>Natalie Herzschlag
>is neither Christian nor has a heart
Juan Gutierrez
>Dafne Keen
>Is not keen on me at all, nor does she solve mysteries
Aiden King
THERE'S THAT FACE AGAIN
Mason Martinez
>mr sneed
>not formerly mr chuck
Logan Johnson
>Herzschlag
means heart-beat in Yiddish (and German)
Dylan Campbell
>Kirsten Bell
>is not an idiophone
Owen Price
>Jet Li
>is not a plane
Nolan Rogers
That's what I implied, dumdum
Adrian Fisher
>Batteries Not Included
>they clearly have an internal power source
Aiden Price
>"Rape Me"
>is not a song about Kevin Nash in the Summer of '92
Wyatt Thomas
>Will Power
>is not derived from the ego
Evan Davis
>Brie Larson
>Does not draw humorous abstract comic panels nor does she operate a cheese shop
Jordan Ortiz
dumb neechi poster