Wait a minute, its good? Why did the critics lie to me?

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>giving your MC big eyes to cash in on the waifufags
cameron is an absolute genius

Is that a picture of Spy Kids 3?

It's good BUT it's directed at 13-year-olds, not adults. Expect a great movie for slightly older children and you'll have no complaints. Expect something gritty and mature and you'll feel robbed.

Back to your discord trannies

It's aimed at all audiences not just jaded adults
I can't imagine why anyone would expect something gritty, it's not Black Hawk Down

no user
go watch the movie

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Because real women can't compete.

>Alita is a good movie with no politi-

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That's just one critic's interpretation, the movie doesn't push any particular message or point of view

Shoot I guess that means Frank Capra was a democrat too

>I can't imagine why anyone would expect something gritty

Maybe because they read the original comic.

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Avatar is just dances with wolves in space

Just because the original manga has violence doesn't mean it was just for adults

>Why did the critics lie to me?
gee I fucking wonder

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cause most critics are lazy and just copy and pasted a review where the reviewer clearly didn't care to pay attention

It isn't even the best female led movie this year

Oh yeah then what is the best one?
Obviously not Captain Marvel

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>Obviously not Captain Marvel

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This

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I said from THIS year, learn to read

It is Captain Marvel

Alita and Captain Marvel both came out this year

yikes that's unfortunate
I can't imagine why you feel that way but ok

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It's good if you're over 30 and still a virgin.
Otherwise no.

Alita is way uglier

>8th highest grossing movie of the year
>90% audience score on rotten tomatoes
>only liked by virgins who are older than 30
yeah okay user I'm sure the math checks out on that one

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hows the torrent quality?

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This.
Based.
/thread

>8th highest
>bragging about being 8th
>90% score
>as reviewed by male virgins in their 30s
>only like by virgins over 30

yep math works out

Image is good but the framerate is bad during the action scenes
The digital version comes out in just a few days so I'd wait for that

>source: trust me bro

Alita made more money than:
- Godzilla
- Men In Black International
- Shazam
- Dumbo
- Dark Phoenix
- Glass
- Lego Movie 2
- Hellboy
- John Wick 3

Alita C U T E

and all those movies sucked like your battle sex robot

>t. 13 year old zoomer

>t. seething incel

>t. 12 year old zoomer

It's

SOOOO IS IT GOOD OR NOT ???

I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD WATCH IT

found your pic

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I think it's good but either way there's no reason why you shouldn't watch it

it's okay user, movies you don't like do well all the time. I don't get what the big deal is. why do you continue to REEEE?

because she's not black and gay and they didn't kill even one Palestinian

It's OK. I'd say watch it with reasonable expectations.

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What am I supposed to be looking at here?

No it's literal shit.

There's a reason why it flopped.

Discord trannies trying to invade the board

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>t. (you)

>cgi on the level of avatar
Fucking lmao it hurts to look at

There's only like six of them
how is that invading the board

Its not good.
The movie drags for too long and lacks a proper ending, to the point that it feels like Alita: Part 1.

Not to mention that it makes 0 sense in some parts, like the fact that it was discarded from the floating city at the start of the game while being an invaluable piece of technology.
How does this invaluable piece of technoglogy ends up on the top of a dumpster 300 years later? Who knows.

Are you actually implying that Avatar has bad CGI?

>discarded from the floating city at the start of the game while being an invaluable piece of technology.
it shows her as an enemy combatant attacking the city where it's revealed her side lost so she was presumably killed
as for why she's at the top 300 years later, it turns out that Nova is behind a lot of shit that happens, i wouldn't be surprised if he detected here in the pile and had her dug out and placed where Ido would spot her, knowing that Ido's the type of guy who'd rebuild her and he tends to scavenge the scrap yard

Hey, don't underestimate the power of 6 shitposts per minute.

>, i wouldn't be surprised if he detected here in the pile and had her dug out and placed where Ido would spot her, knowing that Ido's the type of guy who'd rebuild her and he tends to scavenge the scrap yard

Why wouldnt he just collect her while she is innactive?, he just wanted her heart after all.

>hey lets allow the best killing machine mankind ever built be repaired so I can fight her and get her heart instead of just getting her heart while she is innactive

>Violent street thugs who hate money
noo. that was the whole point to get money

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This might be more pathetic than them

Go back to sucking each others dicks you fucking anime faggots
I heard a rumor some of you are tranners? Post pics but your still faggots

He didn't really want here heart, that was just a ruse to get Vector to hunt her down, which Nova knew she'd survive. Nova also says watching others die is the best part about being immortal. He essentially likes to toy with his food.

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>ironfist full of tears

never gets old

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Someone sounds like he's projecting. Who hurt you bud?

NEVER

Whats with all this autism? OP here I just saw it because the good rip came out, I didn't look into those 'general' threads as I imagined it was just shit Yea Forums autism at play. Guess it was.

>Doesn't even animate her walking
How does a mistake THIS big make it into release?

What?

will she able to finally slay the dragon?

Dude has way too much time on his hands.

She walks mostly. Those are just the motorball game feet

He was surprised when he saw her panzer kunst.

Dude, stop. You are only making yourself look bad. Please spend your time better.

>its good?

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Watch the movie, is fine..then comment, You will save stupid sentences like you did...

14/10 waifu, 3.2/10 movie

fpbp

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>It's a Yea Forums disregards the awful writing and pretends to like a mediocre movie for its waifu episode

I forgot, why did hugo go psycho and run up the tube again? In the manga he got to see the organs they were sending up to tiphares but not in the movie

>Its a, have you seen anything come out out Hollywood recently that's even remotely good recently apart from alita Alita?
Because I sure haven't...

>Started out on Yea Forums
>Forced onto discord by (you) and a few other dudes.
>Gets kicked off Yea Forums, you saved the day again.
>And then you follow them over there, to stalk them.
Words escape me...

This won't get a remake but on the very slim chance it does Alita will have a young black actress cast to the role.

Only in your wildest dreams would that happen, JC's wouldn't let that sort of political shit info his movies.

why did hugo do anything? the dog had more characterization.

>Ugh, I want a better body *smashes table*

>(long retarded speech) My hunter-warrior brothers will you help me?

>He didn't like dogs

>SHE'S THE ENEMY
>Yeah, like from 300 years ago d'uh

So it is a mediocre movie? Cool.

Worse than mediocre
>just a girl
its literally just about the waifu and she's fugly in real life too.

>>Ugh, I want a better body *smashes table*
I have no clue how that makes Alita a mediocor movie???
>(long retarded speech) My hunter-warrior brothers will you help me?
Long and retarded... It goes on for less than a minute and a half, and no sure what makes it "retarded"
>He didn't like dogs
>SHE'S THE ENEMY
>Yeah, like from 300 years ago d'uh
And I'll throw these together, as I have no clue what you mean as to why these 3 lines make it a mediocre movie.

Retard

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