I vant to suck your blood

I can't believe Sneed is fucking dead...

eh-bleh-bleh

I vant to suck and fuck
(Formerly alive)

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>Away from him vile beast

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Basef

oops

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Best thread on Yea Forums.

Bleb

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>sucking the blood of modern people
Enjoy your processed sugars that make basically corn syrup, cholesterol, pesticides, food additives and low oxygen content.

Dont mind if i do

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This thread is why I come to this board

I don't think vampires care about such things.

I just imagined Wilford Brimley, the diabeetus guy, as a vampire and it gave me a good laugh

And your why I came on this board. If you catch my drift

Based

holy fucking BASES

>try to post this
>duplicate file exists
bleh

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Curse you vile beasts!

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bleh

There are three types of vamps. The first kind is the hell vamp, stalkers who gulp blood of their friends and foes under the cover of moonlight. They prefer cryptic castles filled with eldritch tomes about thaumaturgy and runes to living in a cave… but then again, who doesn't?

I'm a vamp, I just know these things. The next type of vamp is the daypire. They're like regular vamps but they stalk only during the day. Not one vamp scholar cracked the code of the daypire… not yet. The final type of vamp … that's the blood vamp. That's what I am. Blood vamps are treacherous vamps who wear cloaks and always have their… "bases" covered.

We harness the power of blood to gain vamp powers, some of which include controlling all manner of fowl, deflecting all oncoming boomerangs, and a very high level of acrobatics.

Blood vamps got one more power I didn't tell you about...

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...We can turn into bats

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F

Vein?

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>I vant to suck your cock! Ble-*slurp*

you're a bat guy

Kek, based

Strigoi Strigoi Strigoi Strigoi Strigoi Strigoi moroi moroi dhampir strigoi dhampir moroi moroi moroi dhampir dhampir dhampir strigoi

the board... will drown... in blood

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