Getting hammered on cheap rum

Thats next.

Weed is for faggots

Where my /KKK*/ niggas at?

*Komfy Kratom Krew

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There's nothing better about weed if you're smoking it, you dense faggot

>getting smashed on wild turkey 101 and Miller high life + weed vape
>watching Disney’s Big City Greens
quite cozy

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never ends well and you know it

>tfw eating kimchi out of a jar while watching Cars in my living room

We'll see how comfy ya are tomorrow mornin' bud

I bet your house smells like shit

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>rewatching Ken Burn's Civil War
When will he gives us another master work by turning The Silmarillion into a documentary?

Kys

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I was eating chips and a can of beer lying in the mattress on the floor (I don't have a bed) with air conditioner on (it's pretty cold outside) so I would say I'm comfy except for the fact that I had an awful day and I feel depressed

>it's cold outside
It's July, what southern hemisphere shithole do you live in?

argentina

Gross

How the fuck does a person drink alone? I can't even comprehend doing so.

>Weed is for faggots
This. Try mescaline, like a normal, straight man

get yourself a mariposa sandwich and comfort yourself with the knowledge that somewhere, right now, this very instant...a Brazilian is being murdered.

>doing mescaline
>without weed

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As long as you have faith in Christ you are never alone.

haha

Look at this future junkie.

Based and Christpilled

>living with shitty family
>hot as fuck weather, no AC because poorfags
>shitty internet can't even download a movie in enough time for me to still want to watch it
>average 4channer, KHV in my 20's. Horny and completely lonely
>bored to death, but can't find will to do anything at all
>alcohol doesn't work anymore

I want out, anons, i can't take any more of this i'm gonna go insane

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>suckin' down a couple 6 packs pack of 9.5% abv beer
>on the couch, with a blanket and laptop for 4chin
>tv is playing some Malcolm in the Middle

Makes it pretty easy to pretend I'm happy, desu

> 2 litres of Sauvignon Blanc
> Watching Hudson Hawk

YOU COULD BE SWINGING ON A STAR

youtube.com/watch?v=D8KvM3vZo0w

Ya know what worked for me?
I was 25, met a girl 6 years younger, knocked her up after 4 months of knowing her.
Now life is great at 29. Oh ya know apart from the custody battle and the false allegations of domestic abuse and the impossibility of my financial obligations and and and....
You're gonna be fine buddy....

You know there's a morning-after pill for men now, right?
it changes your blood type

Yeah, maybe someday i can get there... with effort, i believe it's not impossible i think

The Government knows your blood type so kinda pointless, also I'm not a geneticist but pretty sure that wont change your DNA

It's a joke, user. C'mon. Keep up.

I dont think violating my 4th amendment rights is a joke

You believing the Constitution guarantees you any rights is sort of a joke.

Any """rights""" you think you have, you have only because the federal government thinks it'll be too much of a hassle to repeal them for now.

Kek, you’re wrong

Wew lad, so edgy. Educate me on some Karl Marx while you are at it

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Nah, there's no point. You're front-line, flyover state, cannon fodder. You get fed opiates, canned cheese and pro wrestling to keep you docile until it comes time to feed you into another forever war meatgrinder.

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based