What's the worst cinema experience you've ever had?

The Revenant. The only time I've walked out of a movie. So boring

Am I in the right thread?

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>watching Witch in small theater (20-30 people)
>fat lady in back starts to laugh obnoxiously at random things in the movie, especially the goat
>every two minutes she's howling and her 2 friends/family are just laughing with her
>get really pissed, start looking around to see if anyone gonna tell her to shut up
>to my amazement audience begins to laugh with her
>everytime she laughs audience joins in, getting louder every time
>goat comes on screen again (i think it knocks over one of the kids), entire theater erupts in laughter
>audibly say "Holy Shit, shut the fuck up", as I stand up and leave halfway through the movie

Looking back, maybe I'm just too autistic to have fun tbqh lads

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god when i was 17 i had a hot goth gf that looked like krysten ritter. She knew i had a foot fetish, but she was disgusted by it

one day after school we were hanging out in her room and in her socks started massaging my crotch with her smelly dirty feets (we always walked home to her place)

To be fair, The Witch is a terrible film. Sorry user, you were the problem there.

Detective Pikachu's premiere night. First movie I ever went alone because friends and family were either busy or not interested.
>Got best seats in the house
>smack dab middle in the furthest row back
>Come 30 minutes before 11 PM showing
>Ghost town
>5 minutes before trailers start rolling at 11, the entire theater fills
>Greasy fedora tipping neckbeards with platters of TV dinner microwaved theater food heading towards the back
>Oh no no no no please don't sit next to me
>They sit to my right while screaming kids flank my left
>Can smell intense BO, unwashed sweaty socks, and fried fatty foods mixing in the air
>They mumble loudly every 5 seconds whenever a Pokemon shows up

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Saw Die Hard on 35mm in December at a local indie theater. It was flooded with normies who yelled lines at the screen like it was a midnight screening of The Room or Rockie Horror.

Is that Archfiend?

what the hell.....

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How could you possibly get off to your mom's feet for fucks sake

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look at this cucks face. wow. should have tried to flirt with those girls instead of taking this beta photo. he could have brushed her feet on "accident" and struck up some report with them and even asked to join them. but no.

My mom used to jokingly make me smell her feet after work. She's a teacher so I would look forward to getting to smell her feet. When I was going through puberty I would do it when I discovered fapping. I jerked off to the smell of her shoes when I would get home and she was asleep. I did this till I moved out.

I also thought she couldn't see me jerking off when she left the bathroom door open. I would jerk off under the blankets when she got out of the shower.

please tell me i'm normal

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>I also thought she couldn't see me jerking off when she left the bathroom door open

Yea Forums-Television and Film

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Someone with severe mommy issues I see

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>please tell me i'm normal

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>I would jerk off under the blankets when she got out of the shower.

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lady?? absolutely not

niggers

Any time my family guilts me into going and my overweight cousin is there

>Texts on his phone
>Leaves in middle of movie, clearly not caring about it despite begging everyone to take him, only returning after a joyful 30 minutes
>Loudest eater
>Takes shoes off and disgusting feet stench permeates air

and he wonders why I don't like hanging out with him