Who really killed them?
Who really killed them?
Nolan Nelson
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Zachary Collins
Boredom, just like the audience
Jonathan Price
They went through a wormhole and died in some time travel shit
Nathan Martin
Zoomer spotted don't deny it
Brody Morales
Stupid zoomerposter.
Jayden Moore
t. zoomer
Nolan Cruz
the old bitch with the stick fence, it looks exactly like the knickknacks they find later on
Jaxon Cook
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Brandon Gutierrez
don't you have some fortnite you should be playing, zoomer
Isaiah Morgan
It was just razzing. Razzing the bird innit.
Jordan Gonzalez
Anyone who tells me this shit wasn't scary ain't my nigga
Oliver Turner
Mike ?
Lucas Jackson
reminder the fucking witch was some inter-dimensional being that warp through time and thats how she killed everyone or something.
Brandon Robinson
Classic witchery
Easton Hall
>Who really killed them?
No one. It was just a movie.
Ryder Butler
curiousity
Isaiah Anderson
The witch took them back in time and killed them.
Carter Lewis
Moron.
The Blair Witch.
John Allen
this shit wasn't scary.
"Dude you gotta use your imagination. imagine something scary is happening. The ticket price is real though"
Owen Turner
Based, zoomers are seething.
Cooper Perez
why didnt they just set a few trees on fire?
Kayden Clark
You don't need to use your imagination you just literally need to pay attention lol
Christian Russell
Ze witch, duh.
You were meant to see it but they fucked it up and didn't re-shoot the scene in the woods.
Nolan King
you're mom
Luis Davis
fpbp
Brandon Powell
Gabriel Campbell
Through the movie hype, the viral marketing, and the fake websites created for the movie, we've all been led to believe that the Blair Witch is a dangerous demon roaming the woods, ready to kill us. But what if that was never the case? What if, even in the movie, there's no such thing as the Blair Witch? I uncovered a secret murder plot where the only monsters are the kids making a documentary in the woods...
Carson Richardson
That movie sucked when I saw it in theaters and it still sucks ass today. Found footage is for morons.
Connor Ward
Don't act like you actually paid the admission fee, when you weren't even alive then, kid.
Elijah Cook
>trying to find your friend, escape the woods, and not get killed by a witch through smoke and ash
user, please.
Brandon Peterson
The sequel was such fucking garbage, I'm still mad.
Lincoln Morris
i agree, this was a more successful marketing stunt than it was a movie just like cloverfield
Mason Sullivan
goth chick was hot though, at least.
Connor Rodriguez
These types of fan theories are only slightly less bad than “it was all in their head”
Ethan Perez
You're right I didn't pay.
But only because I remember all the stupidity around it, especially the retards that actually thought it was real and that's why they were so scared.
Xavier Allen
big fag
William Bell
WOAH EDGY FIRST POST BEST POST RIGHT FELLOW LEDDITORS? HAHAHA
Gilded and upvoted!! :-)
Brody Thomas
No one. Ask yourself, did we ever see anyone actually die on the film? The students pulled the most elaborate prank and filmed this dadaist horror scenario then left the camera and film under the house for someone to find.
Jacob Lee
>Hey, -I- was so much smarter than -everybody else-
stop sniffing your own farts, moron.
Lucas Cooper
Is this loss?
David Peterson
Tyler Clark
Damn
Tyler Garcia
It was a vague nothingness
I'm sure the writers had no idea
Elijah Martin
Would you watch a ugandan knuckles horror movie?
Hunter Barnes
Grayson Diaz
the witch. its the whole point of the movie did you event watch it
Joshua Williams
Jesus fuck save some pussy for the rest of us, even just a crumb
Michael Peterson
Look out! A twig!
The website said it was scary.
Liam Torres
i wasnt even saying it was bad, just that it was a vague nothingness probably undefined in the writers minds
Tyler Mitchell
>only zoomers hate shitty movies
Millennials are cancer and are the shitty movies they cling too.