If Keanu Reeves was sick, he'd be Keanu Disease

If Keanu Reeves was sneed, he'd be Keanu Sneeds

If Keanu Reeves was Russian, he'd be Keanu Dimitris.

if Keanu Reeves was wicked, he'd be Keanu Misdeeds

If Keanu Reeves was a garment that covers the entire arm, he's be Keanu Sleaves.

If Keany Reeves was me, he would be Keanu good for nothing fucking piece of shit

If Keanu Reeves had the flu he'd be Keanu Sneeze

if Keanu Reeves was dying he'd be Keanu dies

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who the fuck is Keany Reeves?

if Keanu Reeves was interesting, he'd be Keanu Intrigues

If Keanu Disease started puking, he'd have the Keanu Heaves

they're supposed to rhyme you infinite faggot

If Keanu Reeves was a city in England, he'd be Keanu Leeds

If Keanu Reeves was 5'5, he'd be called a Fucking Manlet

if Keanu Reeves got annoyed by something, he'd be Keanu Pet Peeves

If Keanu Reeves worked at walmart he'd be Keanu Greets.

If keanu reeves was a farmer, he'd be keanu s____

If Keanu Reeves was in the Simpsons, he'd look like he was made of cheese

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If Keanu Reeves was you, he'd be Keanu Annoying Dildo

If Keanu Reaves inhaled and exhaled, he'd be Keanu Breathes.

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Sneed............

If Keanu Reeves was legally blonde, he'd be Keanu Reeveswitherspoon

if Keanu Reeves was a chuck, he'd be Keanu suck and fuck.

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If Keanu Reeves was a refrigerator, he'd be Keanu Freeze

if Keanu Reeves had a book, he'd be Keanu Reads

If Keanu Reeves shat his pants he'd be Keanu Reeks

kino

ok this ones pretty based

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If Keanu Reeves kept a harem of armed impregnated waifus, he'd be Keanu Breeds

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If he was black he would be Keanu Leaves

DUDE KEANU WEED LMAO

>funposting in now reddit

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If Keanu Reeves was based he'd be Keanu Killed a Lot of Stinky Niggers

If Keanu Reeves got high, he'd be Keanu Weeds.

If Keanu Reeves was being chased, he'd be Keanu Flees

If Keanu Reeves had sex with trannies he'd be Keanu Reeves

lmao

If Keanu Reeves was a tranny he'd be Keanu Seethe and Dilate Faggot

>reddit apologists
cringe

If he was a suirrel he would be keanu trees

If Keanu Reeves was a panda who knew grammar, he'd be Keanu eats shoots and leaves.

If Keanu Reeves was a panda who knew not grammar but violence, he'd be Keanu eats, shoots, and leaves.

If Keanu Reeves was a gigolo, he'd be Keanu Please

If Keanu Reeves was a faggot newfag he'd be this guy

Impressive.

If Keanu was a butler he'd be Keanu Jeeves

based

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if he was a cleaner he would be keanu febreze

If Keanu Reeves would laugh like a seal he'd be Keanu Wheeze!

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if he was reddit he would be every other poster. Oh wait he is reddit

If Keanu Reeves ran Sneed's Seeds and Feeds, it'd be Keanu Reeves' Sleaze and Feaze (formerly Sneed's).

If Keanu Reeve's Sleaze and Feaze's lease fees freezed to appease Reeve's unease it'd be the bees knees and he'd be Keanu Pleased.

If Keanu was a baker, he'd be Keanu Kneeds.

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If Keanu Reeves was a forgiving person, he'd be Keanu Reprieves.

EVERYONE IS HERE

If Keanu Reaves was a beggar, he would be Keanu Please

if Keanu was formerly Chuck, he'd be Keanu Seed and Feed