ITT: We write a film synopsis based on the pic above ours
ITT: We write a film synopsis based on the pic above ours
Have a Seat: The Story of Hansen
A man wants çunny. He's portrayed as fully sympathetic despite being a complete asshole. I'd call it
Jannie Slayer
Skiing Romantic comedy about a guy taking his alien GF on a winter vacation
An American pie tier comedy about someone trying to lose their virginity. Lots of masterbation jokes and the like. The twist is the sexes are completely inverted. Never is this explained or addressed. The female MC is just a desperate virgin who's trying to unfriendzone herself for chad only to end up in wacky hijinks.
Yea Forums: The Film
the biopic of a random Yea Forums poster
Blade IV
Aynal Lmao 7
Tagline: This time we're the ones doing the probing.
one chickenwinged angle
damn that pic takes me back
Fiddly the Kid
Cowboy movie similar to True Grit only it features a fat Yea Forumstard and graphic fully shown rape of children on camera for half the runtime
Google correct for once.
Fear and Loathing in Nanking
Pair of Japs go on an opium fueled chink raping child murdering adventure.
>Girl purposefully goes as slutty as possible to popular.
>Paul but the alien is a girl and one of the dudes pounds that space puss before the film ends.
Sad pathetic virgin appear in a courtroom. He is sympathetic at first but you don't know why he's there until the film ends.
Film about Mao Zedong staging multiple Japanese Warcrimes. Japanese are protrayed as innocent victims. Film ends with the camera sooming out of Shinzo Abe's head, implying the film takes place entirely with in his mind.
Ok, who made this? It's a top tier edit
pls don't be true
3 suicides in /bbg/ already
This makes me think of an /x/ meme.
Don't fall and get trapped in the windows brick maze dimension.
haha she finally got raped and drugged and discovered she liked it
delet this
who??????
>he doesn't know bonbi.
She used to be such a nice girl
SAD!
two hours of a rat in a maze viewed in the first person
looks like a Pixar character
true
4 newspaper boys are hired by an amateur gangster to plan an elaborate scam against his boss after getting rejected by the bosses daughter.
Four newspaper boys and their top hat wearing older friend run a citywide opium smuggling operation in the early 1900s, becoming the kings of Chicago.
>does it matter
knowing the capabilities of the enemy is incredibly important when you are fighting a war.
Japanese absurdist film. A slice of life that follows a bunch of high school students. Everyone has something freakish about them, except for one loner boy who can't seem to make any meaningful connections.
no. please don't be her
she lost it last week. I'm sorry.
Blame the russian incels
kevin spacey goes insane after being held up as a pariah for his sexual predation, ends up spending weeks incessantly rewatching his film, Nine Lives. Has a complete psychotic break and begins imagining Christopher Walken has turned him into a cat. He leaves his house and explores Hollywood, keen to be able to explore the world not as Kevin Spacey. Everyone still jeers and boo him, and we cut between his imagined world, where he is a cat, and the real world, where it's just Kevin on all fours exploring the town. He thinks that the reason people are booing him is because he is inescapably corrupt and evil, and the film ends with him killing himself.